New York.

in a hotel.

"Eggplant ~"

Ted's parents came over, everyone had dinner, everyone sat together, and under the reminder of the waiter, Qi Qi looked sideways at the camera, smiled, and a warm picture was taken.

But after the flash, except for Owen and Barney, the smiles on the faces of the others suddenly subsided.

Matthew frowned, anxious about his graduation internship.

Lily's eyelids were fighting and she was drowsy, she was a kindergarten teacher, and her school had recently canceled her lunch break, which made her have to deal with a group of over-energetic children all day long, and she had to be put on second base by the bear children from time to time, which was really exhausting.

Robin was talking to one of the protagonists of the party, Ted's mother, with her voice lowered and talking fiercely.

Ted stared at his dad, gritting his teeth at Barney and Owen, "I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill him!"

A waitress walks by with a tray and is accidentally touched by Ted's mother, and a stack of plates falls to the ground with a thud and shatters.

"Oh my God, dear, let me pick it up for you. ”

Ted's father immediately got up and walked over with a look of pity.

"Honey?!"

When Ted heard this, he immediately exploded, walked over, and yelled at his father, "The only thing you can call dear is your mother who has lived with you for 30 years, not the bar girl last night, and not the clumsy woman she is now!"

"You told Ted?"

Owen looked at this extremely familiar scene, and the Chinese version kept coming to his mind, and he couldn't help but shake his head, and said to Barney, who was watching the excitement next to him.

"Yes. ”

Barney said casually, "Last night Ted's dad suggested coming with me to the McLaren pub, and I was surprised at first, but it turned out that he was a good wingman. ”

"What is there to be surprised about. ”

Owen smiled playfully, "Who told you to eat very well in this area?" ”

Just kidding, there is a pirated Barney on the other side, who can fly up every day by relying on scientific experiments and selling strong pills, not to mention the rich original version of Barney.

"That's right. ”

Barney turned the wine glass in his hand and smiled: "It's a pity, Ted didn't learn his father's skills at all, otherwise we would be the Three Musketeers, you didn't see Ted's father flirting with girls at the bar last night, tsk, definitely not a novice." ”

"You're wrong. ”

Owen shook his head and smiled: "Ted is definitely his father's son, in fact, his flirting methods are more advanced than ours, we only flirt with the body, but he flirts with the heart." ”

"Ha~"

Barney was stunned for a moment, thought for a while, and said, "Hearing you say that, it's true, he can't blame me for being beaten by a woman!"

Owen looked at the palm print looming on Ted's left face, and sneered: "Of course you can't blame you, they all say that we are more romantic than Ted, but how can we ever be beaten by a woman because of our romance?"

In this indulgent American world, it is never a sin to be amorous, everyone is just to each other, but if the inner merry pretends to be infatuated and deceives, it is a sin!

It's not the first time Ted has been beaten by a woman.

A few years ago, he had a girlfriend he had been talking about for a long time, and Ted's various behaviors made the girl feel that they were true love, and on the girl's birthday, Ted suddenly got tired of it, so he told Matthew the big truth of 'don't delay her if you don't love', and directly dialed the phone of the girl's home, left a message to the girl and broke up.

On the other end of the phone, the girl's relatives and friends were hiding in the dark, preparing to give the girl a surprise party.

Later, the girl contracted depression and paid to learn martial arts.

A few years later, when Ted is stimulated by Matthew and Lily's engagement and vows to find his true love, he suddenly remembers that perhaps one of the ex-girlfriends he missed before is his true daughter.

So, Ted searched for it one by one, and found the girl, and when they met again, Ted felt that this girl was really hot, which made him excited, and the girl was also unforgettable, under Ted's dead face and seemingly sincere pursuit, the two re-dated.

When everything is on track and the girl has just come out of the terrible shadow of the past, Ted gets tired of it again and proposes to break up again on the girl's birthday, citing that the girl doesn't seem to be his real name.

However, this time, at Lily's strong request, Ted did not choose to leave a phone message to break up, but face-to-face, which can be imagined how big the impact on the girl was.

Fortunately, the fighting skills that the girl has been practicing in recent years finally came into use, and she pressed Ted to the ground and blasted him hard.

This kind of thing is not an isolated case!

And the slap print on Ted's face now goes to Barney.