I went back to the basement feeling disappointed.

There were seven people living in my house, each with a bed.

I was a cripple living under my bed.

"My nickname is Siberian Tiger," a short, stout man told me, "I've lived here for two years!" If you have any problems, just come to me! ”

"My nickname is the Northwest Wolf," a tall, thin man introduced, "and I've lived here for a year!" If you need help, just ask! ”

"I'm nicknamed Yilong," a man who is neither tall nor short but crooked and cracked dates introduced himself, "I've lived here for half a year, and I'm the third!" ”

"My nickname is Cripple," a dignified-looking, well-proportioned man introduced himself to me, "and the nickname Cripple was given to me by the people in the underground boarding house." At first, everyone was screaming behind my back, but then I inadvertently heard it, so I asked them to call me lame directly, don't worry so much, I was lame! The cripple said exaggeratedly, like Fan Wei in the sketch "Selling Abduction", and circled around the room twice.

I smiled.

"Then let me introduce myself," I said, pretendingly, "I just came out of prison, studied in it for three years, and now I plan to mix in Beijing!" ”

"Then we have to have a good talk," the Siberian Tiger said happily, "we will pay 5 yuan for each of us, buy a large plastic bucket of 6 yuan for two pots and a big bag of peanuts for 10 yuan a pack, and then two packs of Zhongnanhai for 5 yuan, how about we have a good chat?" ”

"There's no need to scrape together any money," I said pretentiously, "I'll buy it for everyone when I get back and drink it in the evening!" ”

The room cheered.

I smiled and walked out of the basement with mixed feelings.

I found a restaurant.

I drank and ate while I was bored thinking about my thoughts.

After eating and drinking, I went to the supermarket, bought a large bucket of Erguotou, a few packets of peanuts, and a pair of Zhongnanhai cigarettes, and then staggered back to the basement.

In the basement, several drifters put together the stools early, and even the cups were neatly arranged.

"It's all here," I said, smiling, "let's get started!" ”

I said and took out the Zhongnanhai cigarette.

I tore open the seal on my cigarette, threw a pack away, and put the rest on my bed.

"Thank you!" The cripple said shyly, "I don't smoke, I'll give it back to you!" ”

"That cigarette contribute," said Northwest Wolf excitedly, "put it on the stool and everyone smoke!" ”

The lame man smiled and placed the pack of cigarettes on the stool.

Everyone began to drink and chat.

"I'll tell you," said the Siberian Tiger salivating, "there is a beautiful woman at the door of our house, she is very beautiful, her name is Yunyun, she has only been here for a few days, and she is so beautiful that I can't sleep all day!" ”

"If you put it in our northwest," said the northwest wolf with a grin, "I'll take her down in less than three days!" ”

"I'll act after I've drunk at night," Yilong said seriously after taking a big sip of wine, "Strike first!" ”

The cripple didn't say a word.

He doesn't joke and doesn't participate in discussions.

"Cripple, look how beautiful that Yun Yun is!" The Northwest Wolf laughed and said, "I think you two are a natural pair, and she looks up just enough to catch your big mouth; You reach out and you're just able to grab her little waist! ”

Before the Northwest Wolf spoke, the laughter in the room had already resounded.

The cripple laughed.

I have mixed feelings.

Soon, a week passed.

I never had any news from Ye Qian, and I began to feel uneasy in my heart.

At this point, the cripple began to pack up his things.

"Are you leaving?" I asked, puzzled.

"I'm moving out of the basement!" The cripple said in a calm tone.

"What? Lame person! The Siberian tiger in the same room pretended to be surprised and asked, "You can't really be angry with us, are you?" ”

"How can a cripple be so cautious!" The Northwest Wolf also pretended to be serious and said, "He can't figure out which beautiful woman he wants to go out and live with!" ”

The room burst into laughter.

The dust on the ceiling was shaken and fell down.

"You're right," the lame man smiled as he always did as he packed his belongings, "and it's cohabitation!" ”

"With whom?" A dragon sneered and asked, "You can't say it's the one on the other side, right?" ”

There was another burst of maniacal laughter in the room.

"Congratulations, you guessed it right!" A crisp voice came through the open door.

Everyone stopped laughing.

I saw Yun Yun on the other side of the door walking in with a curling step.

Suddenly, there was a strange silence in the room.

"What do you want this mess for?" Yun Yun said and pulled the cripple's arm, "Let's go!" What else is there to be nostalgic for these things? ”

The lame man looked up at the tattered tatters he had brought from his hometown in the house, and at the drifting friends who had been cheating all day long and cheating at him, and he stopped tidying up.

"These things are left to you," the cripple, who has always been very humorous, said a little sadly, "If you can use it, you can use it, and if you can't use it, you can sell it as rags, and it is estimated that it can be sold for a few dollars!" ”

"Did you get a job?" I asked, puzzled.

"Found it," the lame man smiled faintly, "in CBD." ”

The cripple finished speaking and left.

Walking with him was the beautiful girl named Yunyun at the door.

The air in the room seemed to freeze.

Everyone looked at each other.

"What's the situation?" I muttered as I "shook" from the top bunk to the bottom bunk, going back and forth in front of the lame bed.

Suddenly, I saw a newspaper dropped by the lame man in a hurry.

In the newspaper, the picture of the lame man was impressive.

It turned out that the lame man's leg injury was left by him during a righteous act in college, and his deeds were later published in the newspapers. It's just that the lame man who came to Beijing never mentioned this matter to anyone.

"I can't tell," I said in disbelief, "this guy has a lot of courage!" ”

"See what's left of this guy?" The Northwest Wolf said as he rummaged through the pile of junk left by the lame.

Soon, a piece of paper torn from the journal floated out.

The Northwest Wolf picked up the piece of paper and looked at it with a puzzled expression.

"What's written on paper?" The Siberian tiger asked with interest.

"It's neatly written on paper," Northwest Wolf read in a weird voice, "Monday: Today, I sent Yunyun some recruitment revelations that I have gathered, which will help her when she is looking for a job; Tuesday: Today, I heard that Yun Yun is from Fujian and likes to eat durian, so I bought a durian and gave it to her, hoping that she would not be homesick; Wednesday: Today, I heard Yunyun complain to the landlord about how the basement is so far away from the public toilet, and I was scared to go out at night, I told her that I can accompany her at night, and I only need her to slap her outside the door, and I will know; Thursday, today, I saw that Yun Yun's eyes were a little red, and when I asked, I found out that her laptop had been stolen, so I decided to lend her my laptop; On Friday, today, I gave Yunyun a movie ticket and asked her to enjoy it together; On Saturday, today, Yunyun and I rented a room and visited the Forbidden City; Sunday, today ......"

"What about Sunday?" Several people in the room asked the Northwest Wolf in unison.

"He didn't come back that day after he went out, and he didn't seem to come back at night," said the Northwest Wolf with an eye roll affirming, "it was the night that he didn't return!" ”

"Yes!" The people in the same room said in unison, "I didn't return all night!" We thought he couldn't find a job, so we couldn't think of jumping for a while! ”

Suddenly, there was another burst of laughter in the room.

However, the laughter stopped shaking the sky and quickly stopped.

"Who the hell is this cripple?" The Northwest Wolf muttered to himself as he learned to walk lame in the house, "How do I feel lame as if it were us!" ”