167 Silly Father's Poisonous Tongue (Second Watch)
[The little fresh girl Ran Jingyi is a guest appearance by the relatives and friends of the Ran family~! ] As long as it's a decent villain of a woman, it's okay~!
PS: They say that Anqi Xiaowan is not considered an obscene girl?? Destroy haha————]
The fifth senior sister is gentle and graceful, and she loves to drink tea, and she also makes good tea, out of friendliness, she naturally wants to invite her junior brother's friends to drink tea.
A cup of fragrant spiritual tea was brought to the front, the little snake demon squinted her eyes and smelled the fragrance of the tea that was emanating from the spiritual power, her face was intoxicated, she took the teacup, did not taste the tea carefully, and drank it dry in one gulp, she actually opened her mouth and directly gnawed the teacup together with the tea.
The beautiful little lady Ran Jingyi, who played the fifth senior sister, was the Gu Liang who said before that she wanted Xiao Jingchen to pour tea and water for Jiang Shilan to apologize, looking at Xiao Jingchen with a dumbfounded face, and calmly treated the porcelain cup as a biscuit, and rattled with tea, her brain was blank, and she didn't know how to react at all......
She, she, she, she, she saw the gods?
That cup is real porcelain, sister paper, that's not a biscuit, don't eat it, scratch the wall~!
Ran Jingyi was already completely out of the play, she stared at Jingchen Mei's bulging cheeks, and her expression cracked like an extremely water-starved saline-alkali land.
"Card" Xu Linlang woke up Ran Jingyi with a roar, and Jingyi Gu Liang resolutely floated away to the little assistant for comfort with tears in her eyes.
Xiao Jingchen turned his head and spit out all the things in his mouth with a "wow~", and the pieces of the cup fell to the ground, making a crisp impact sound.
Xiao Jingchen rubbed his cheeks and looked at Bai Xijing with teary eyes, "Dad, toothache!" ”
Bai Xijing casually stuffed a marshmallow into her mouth, and she immediately squinted her eyes happily, holding her face and smiling sweetly, her face full of rippling satisfaction.
Xu Linlang: "······" Sister paper, can you have a little discipline~!
In the secret territory, Hongshang accidentally touched the ban, the two were trapped in the maze, Hongshang tried every means to crack the maze, the little snake demon followed her around, and the little snake demon couldn't help but go crazy.
I can't get out, I can't get out!
The corners of Jiang Shilan's mouth twitched and looked at Xiao Jingchen, who was full of seriousness and suddenly began to plow the ground with his paws, Hey~Hey~, sister, you are a snake, not an earthworm!
Jiang Shilan was laughed and pounded by the staff who were watching with thunder, Xu Linlang said that she was very satisfied, but Jiang Shilan couldn't help but go crazy, "I'm fed up, director, what a bad role she plays, how can there be a snake demon who plows the ground in a hurry, if you don't give me a reasonable explanation, I will fight to pay liquidated damages and never play an opponent with her again, I'm afraid of ruining my reputation."
As soon as these words came out, the audience was deadly, at first, everyone was more or less unaccustomed to the innocent "big name", but Xiao Jingchen's own affinity greatly eased this "unaccustomed" After a few scenes were filmed, the acting style of the sister paper that was obviously very serious but made people want to laugh was very much favored by some people, and even Ran Jingyi no longer insinuated Xiao Jingchen.
Only Jiang Shilan has always been at odds with Xiao Jingchen, and when it comes to this, if Xu Linlang can't come up with a reason that can convince her, everyone will not look good when things are opened, so everyone will turn their eyes to Xu Linlang.
Xu Linlang stared at Jiang Shilan with a serious expression, Jiang Shilan's eyes widened and did not evade the gaze, and finally, Xu Linlang sighed helplessly and said, "Derpy, you come." ”
Xiao Jingchen stood aside obediently, letting Bai Xijing carefully help her wipe the dirt off her paws, and when she heard Xu Linlang's words, she was stunned and said blankly, "What did you say??" ”
Everyone: "······" Ya is not in the situation at all, hey~ Sister paper, is it really okay for you to ignore people who have opinions about you~?
Jiang Shilan: "······" Is she taking this idiot girl too seriously?
Xu Linlang: "······" With a slumped face, he repeated, "Why are you digging a hole in the ground?" ”
Xiao Jingchen tilted his head and said seriously, "Of course, because the underground structure is complicated, the forbidden magic circle cannot be depicted, and that is the only exit." ”
Jiang Shilan was stunned for a moment, she didn't expect the reason to be this, let alone her, even Xu Linlang was dumbfounded, isn't it because you think the little snake demon should act like this? Close the underground structure of a woolen relationship, hey~!
Jiang Shilan, who came back to his senses, glared at him and was angry, "How do you know that you can't draw magic circles underground, so don't be grandstanding here." ”
"Daddy said it." Xiao Jingchen looked up at his almighty father, Bai Xijing seriously cleaned the dirt between Xiao Jingchen's fingers little by little, and said slowly, "The seventh line of page 219 of the script annotation is clearly written, and the actor who doesn't even read the script seriously is really famous!" ”
Almost everyone's first instinct is to look at their own script, note page 219, line 7—
Note 7 The secret realm belongs to an independent space opened up by the ancient gods, and there are countless demons buried underground, and the geological structure is complex, binding all kinds of resentful spirits and grievances, and any spiritual power will be absorbed - here we must pay attention to the creation of artistic conception!
Any spiritual power attachment will be absorbed and exhausted = no spiritual power can be used = no magic circle can be built = underground is the only weakness of the entire prohibition!
For Mao, they turned out to be wooden, and one person noticed the hidden meaning of the note!!
Even Xu Linlang couldn't help but feel a little ashamed, she read the script more than 20 times before and after, and the remarks broke every word to study thoroughly, but she didn't think about the truth hidden behind this kind of text at all.
Bai Xijing looked at Xiao Jingchen with satisfaction to recover his white and tender paws, and said, "For my daughter, the words in the script have built a complete world, and the actors of this play are also the actors of this play, but you only regard the script as a prop used to memorize lines, so compare, what qualifications do you have to despise my daughter's acting skills...... oh, I'm sorry, I was wrong, you can indeed despise my daughter's acting skills, because my daughter can't act at all, she is the edict in front of the camera, and you are just acting, Nothing more.
Poisonous, really poisonous, the poisonous tongue is so poisonous that it doesn't take a dirty word to squeeze people to the point that they have no place to vomit blood, and they vomit three liters of shame and indignation-
Silly father, you can really become an immortal!
Jiang Shilan was so angry that her face turned white, she glared at Bai Xijing viciously, shook her head and entered the lounge, and she didn't come out for a long time.
Xu Linlang secretly gave Bai Xijing a thumbs up, Bai Xijing raised his eyebrows, and smiled deferentially and friendly, they should really be glad that his temper has improved a lot in the past two years, otherwise, it would not just be a matter of moving his mouth.
Jiang Shilan was so angry that she had a headache, liver pain, stomach pain, spleen pain, lung pain, milk pain, and all kinds of pain, no one was bothering Xiao Jingchen, and the atmosphere was immediately harmonious and beautiful.
In the afternoon, Anqi came back after filming the announcement, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Xiao Jingchen sitting on a chair and napping on his stupid father's shoulder, Xiao Yuanzi's eyes lit up, ignoring the people who greeted him, and rushed towards Xiao Jingchen, "Derpy~~~...... Whew! ”
Xiao Jingchen, who was napping, was sane negative, her nature occupied the main field, and she felt the change in air pressure, she subconsciously raised her foot and kicked it over, so Xiao Yu, who was finally looking forward to the reunion, was directly kicked into a meteor by her sister paper, and fell to the ground for a long time and couldn't get up.
The drowsiness was woken up, the little paw rubbed the hazy sleepy eyes, Xiao Jingchen pouted to express dissatisfaction, and at a glance, he saw the sad and tearful Anqi, the sister paper blinked her eyes blankly, and her head tilted, "Little decay!! ”
Anqi: "It's a little handsome, not a little decay." ”
"You've said this many times, little decay."
Anqi: "······" You're on purpose, it's on purpose, it's on purpose, it's on purpose!
Anqi came back, and the following scenes were easy to film, after all, the most scenes with the little snake demon were her "life mentor" Lieyang.
The shooting location was changed to the big forest in the field of the giant shadow, and the sun was scarred and fainted in the jungle, and a giant python meandered between the mountains and stopped not far from the sun, and the giant python turned into a girl, curiously approaching the first human she saw.
The little snake demon was lying on the body of the sun, the tip of the nose almost touched the sun, the distance between the two was so close that they could count the number of each other's eyelashes, the little snake demon curiously touched the sun with his little paws, and even stuck out his tongue......
"Cards!" Xu Linlang shouted decisively, his face full of black lines, "Anqi, you are seriously injured and dying, not retrograde with qi and blood, why are you blushing?" ”
In the faint laughter of everyone, Anqi covered his face and pounded the ground in shame, Lao Tzu is a man, a man~ Straight men, pure masters~ The fragrant soft girl paper touched Lao Tzu's body, if Lao Tzu still had no reaction at all, it would be really abnormal!
Well, I have always been a child star, I have never filmed a real emotional scene, and the first time I am so close to the cute girl paper, the most important thing is that I still have some charming ideas about this cute girl, and the Anqi boy is shamefully hard, in order not to let others find out about this embarrassing phenomenon, he lay on the ground sideways and burst into tears.
Xiao Jingchen squatted beside him, "Are you swollen?" ”
Anqi peeked and saw the delicate dark red plump lips of the sister paper at a glance······ Oh~!
Xu Linlang had no choice but to let An Qi rest for a while, Xiao Jingchen returned to Bai Xijing's side to drink water, Bai Xijing's face was a little not good-looking, he stared at An Qi with cold eyes, and said softly, "When you shoot again later, don't lick him with your tongue, dirty." ”
After pouring a few mouthfuls of water, Xiao Jingchen said slowly, "But eggplants used to lick me with their tongues, and snakes should be like this!" ”
There is no doubt that the eggplant is the sad python that was once raised by Xiao Jingchen as a big earthworm!
Bai Xijing was strangely silent for two seconds before he said seriously, "There is still a difference between a snake and a snake demon, you see, when a snake eats without clothes, it is also swallowed alive, the snake demon not only wears clothes but also eats one bite at a time, you are a snake demon not a snake, so you can't lick him with your tongue, and the newly transformed snake demon is not used to having hands and feet, so you can't touch him with your hands." ”
Xiao Jingchen never doubted Bai Xijing's words, so she nodded, "Then what should I do?" "⊙ ⊙?
Bai Xijing pointed to his nose, "Use it to smell!" "OK∩ a ∩ KO
The snake's olfactory organ is on the tongue, not on the nose, silly father, don't take the wrong people's children to lift the table~T~T~!