Three days later, I took Laixi swaggering down the streets of Beijing, what? How did I get out? In fact, it's easy to say, I told the Queen Mother that Xiao Quanzi in my palace sent a letter to his family saying that his mother was sick and wanted him to go home to see, and asked the Queen Mother to make a special order to let Xiao Quanzi out of the palace, uh...... It's for Laixi to accompany Xiaoquanzi home to see if there is anything that can help. Although the queen mother was a little suspicious, but she didn't ask much, (of course, it may also be the author's drip arrangement, HOHO~) Anyway, in short, I changed into Xiaoquanzi's clothes, and took the queen mother's special purpose, anyway, the eunuchs are all half men and half women, and then nodded low, bowed a little waist, and was not afraid of being exposed, and Lai Xi gave some silver to the "doorman" standing guard, and I took Lai Xi out of the palace gate generously. And the real Xiao Quanzi is sitting honestly in the eyes of "care" at this time.

I have been to Beijing more than once before, but now breathing the air of Beijing still makes me excited, Beijing is worthy of being the capital, very lively, there are no skyscrapers with a strong sense of science and technology, some are just antique authentic solid wood buildings, countless stalls are placed on both sides of the street, hawkers selling snacks walk through the crowd, the inn hotel front shop Xiao Er greets the guests diligently, this is the real Beijing!

I'm not someone who hasn't been to a big city, but I'm still dazzled by the bustle of the streets of Beijing, I found an inn with Laixi, changed clothes, and one thing to state is that I didn't "dress as a man" like in those vulgar episodes. Although the ancients had a narrower horizon, they were not stupid, how could you not let people see your gender at a glance when your chest was bulging? Do you tell people: Hehe, my chest was stung by a bee, that's why it's so big? Or is this the dry food I brought with me?

"Congratulations! You go faster, why are you moving so slowly? Cerebral thrombosis? We'll have to go back in the evening. I shouted anxiously at the people who had followed me from afar.

Laixi rushed over weakly: "Lord...... Miss, the slave really can't walk, it's noon now, according to the slave, let's go eat something first, and then let's go. ”

"No way!" I refused, "Our time is precious, and we can't afford to delay for a moment." "Saying that, I dragged Laixi into the crowd of the bazaar, joking, and finally came out, do you want me to waste all my time on eating?

"Miss, the minion is hungry!" Laixi looked aggrieved.

"Alas!" I sighed, "You're really useless, you know how to eat, um......" I looked left and right, bought two fried pork forks, asked the boss to wrap them, took one for myself, and handed one to Laixi: "Eat this mat first, and then I will invite you to a big meal when I go home in the evening." ”

Laixi followed me slowly: "Miss, where are we going to go in a while?" ”

"I've already thought about it, let's go to the most famous brothel in the capital in a while." I replied without looking back, as early as when I visited the Bada Hutong in Beijing, I wanted to see what the ancient Qinglou woman looked like, to see if the old bustard was really a super fat woman with a big mole on the corner of her mouth.

"What?" Laixi yelled, "No! Miss...... Be...... Be...... Is it in ...... It's a joke! "Huh? Why is Laixi's voice trembling?

"Alas, you be quiet, who is in the mood to joke with you!" I looked intently at the small Facebook stall on the street, picked up a red face mask, and compared it to my face, "Hey, how about this?" Buy it back and give it to Ai Lao Jiu, saving him from having a dead face every day. ”

"Who makes a dead face every day?" Ay? When did Laixi's voice become so good?

"That's ......" I chewed on the fork in my mouth, turned my head with the mask in my hand, and a handsome face was less than an inch away from me.

I was startled, "poof-" All the food in my mouth squirted, and when I saw the person in front of me clearly, I was so frightened that my head broke out in a cold sweat, and my hands and feet were cold, "cough-" I was nervous and choked on saliva without paying attention, I pointed at him: "Cough! Cough! Ahem - how do you cough - will it be here? ”

That's right! The person in front of me is none other than the son of heaven in the Qing Dynasty - Aixin Jueluo. Blessings.

Shunzhi's face, which I sprayed on the face, was already a little distorted, Chang Xi hurriedly stepped forward to clean up the food residues on Shunzhi's body, and Lai Xi stood aside with a white face, his body still trembling slightly.

Shunzhi closed his eyes, took a deep breath, the cold light flashed in his eyes, and said with a smile: "You'd better have a reasonable explanation!" With that, he ignored me and walked straight into a teahouse not far ahead.

I looked at Lai Xi with a sad face: "When did he appear?" ”

Laixi also had an expression of wanting to cry without tears: "Just when you said you were going to go to the brothel." ”

Oh my name! ~ You should really look at the yellow calendar before going out today, it must say "avoid traveling" on it!

I walked step by step, and came to the second floor of the teahouse very reluctantly, probably because it was mealtime, so there were few people in the teahouse, Shunzhi sat on a seat facing the street, his face was extremely gloomy.

I rubbed to Shunzhi's side, lowered my head, and stood there nervously, Shunzhi calmed his face, took a slow sip of tea, and glanced at me, "I really want to know how you want to explain it to me." "The sound was absolutely below freezing.

"Hmm," I swallowed hard, "I...... I saw that the weather was nice today, and it was very windy and sunny, so I came out for a walk, haha! Is...... What a coincidence! I said dryly, carefully looking at Shunji's face.

Bad bad bad Shunzhi's face turned from blue to black, "Well, that," I hurriedly said, "I mean, I'...... Actually, it's like you, go out and have a look...... People's sentiments. ”

"Really?" Shunzhi's voice was so cold that I broke out in a cold sweat on a hot day, his face kept changing, it was really a thing: red in white, black in red, black not slipping away, green bar, blue and watery, hey! The pink is full of beauty...... I...... I...... I really want to shoot myself unconscious, God knows how I am still in the mood to think of the lines in Gong Hanlin's sketch at this time.

"Hmm...... In fact...... I...... I'm ......" Just when I was squeaking, Laixi knelt beside me with a "plop" sound, his face was pale, and he said tremblingly: "Master Qiqi, Miss...... Madame was forcibly pulled out by the minions, please don't punish the madame, it's all the minions' fault! Damn the minions! ”

"It's not!" I hurriedly said, "It's none of his business. "This stinky boy, he doesn't do things through his brain, hasn't he thought about the consequences?

"Oh?" Shunzhi squinted his eyes and looked at Laixi, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, you can tell me how you pulled Mrs. 'strong' out." ”

"Back to the master's words," Lai Xi knocked to the ground: "It was the slave who kept telling the lady how prosperous and fun the capital was, and the lady didn't believe it, saying that the slave lied, and the slave didn't accept it, so he bought off the guards and dressed the lady as a subordinate, and the lady was curious for a while, so she went out of the house with the slave, and the slave said that everything was true, and asked the master to surrender." ”

Listening to Laixi's words, Chang Xi also knelt down next to Laixi with a pale face, instigating the concubine to leave the palace without permission, which is a capital crime!

Shunzhi raised his eyebrows and looked at me: "Is this slave telling the truth?" ”

"It's not!" I knelt down with a pale face, "It's none of his business, it's my insistence on ......"

"No, everything is the slave's fault," Lai Xi knocked his head "bang" and "bang" to make a sound: "Madam, the slave has been a slave since he was a child, and he has always been inferior, until he has a really happy day with his wife, and when he meets his wife, the slave does not come to this world in vain to walk once, and the slave knows that Mrs. feels sorry for the slave, but now Mrs. must not be affected by the slave again, and the slave will serve Mrs. in the next life!" In the end, Laixi had wept bitterly.

"Nonsense!" I scolded: "What are you, who will feel sorry for you, since the matter started because of me, and I bear it, what does it matter to you?" Is the crime also confessed? ”

Shunzhi looked at us with a cold face, and snorted coldly: "What a 'deep love between master and servant'!" ”

I glared at Shunzhi, felt depressed for a while, moved my mouth, and finally said unconvinced: "Fill in the drums, the blades are connected, abandon the armor and drag the soldiers, or stop after a hundred steps, or stop after fifty steps." What if you laugh at 50 steps and 100 steps? "Humph! Why can he swagger out on the street, and I have to be like a street rat? I don't believe he didn't sneak out, at most he flattened out. But I forgot that the person in front of me was the emperor, the Son of Heaven, and the Son of Heaven could not be questioned.

After listening to my words, the corners of Shunzhi's eyes twitched slightly, stared at me fiercely for a while, and laughed angrily: "Are you teaching me a lesson?" ”

"The concubine doesn't dare." I pouted unwillingly.

"Don't dare?" Shunzhi sneered: "Is there anything else you don't dare to do?" At the end, he asked with a blue face: "Does E-Niang know?" ”

I shook my head and whispered how I got out of the palace.

"Madame is also smart," Shunzhi sneered: "It's a pity that it's all used in crooked places!" ”

I hung my head, listening to Shunzhi's sneering words, a feeling of grievance in my heart, God knows what shit luck hit me, I actually came to such a ghost place, from childhood to adulthood, my parents said that they were reluctant to talk about me, now it's good, not only do I have to kneel on the ground obediently and let others scold, maybe one of them is unhappy, so they take my little life. The more I think about it, the more aggrieved I feel, the more I think about it, I miss my parents so much, thinking about it, my eyes are hot, and tears the size of beans come out of my eyes, and "horn" and "horn" fall to the ground.

I cried more and more, trying to vent all my grievances for a year, I whimpered and cried, my voice grew louder, but Shunji still had that expression that was not salty or light, and there was no intention to stop me. Just when I wanted to hammer my chest and cry happily, a clear and sweet voice sounded on the side: "This son, I don't know if I can listen to the little girl?" ”