Extra 1: Valentine's Day roses and kitchen knives
[I didn't expect the article to be over, and I can still occupy the top of the pink list of the channel for two days, and the fruit is flattered by all kinds of things, and I would like to present an extra article to support the fruit with a smile~! ]
PS: December 6th (Friday) at half past seven in the evening of the interview, remember to come, dear, don't let me stay alone in the empty room~! 】
The annual Valentine's Day is just around the corner, the whole world is filled with the sweet smell of love, the chocolates in the dessert shop are sold out, and the roses in the flower shop have become the shopkeeper's favorite.
Dashan Xiaoshan was discussing the special arrangements of the plot, but was heard by Xiao Jingchen, who was giving the pet a hair, so the sister asked curiously, "Valentine's Day is a god's horse??" ”
Comrade Dashan, who was bent on lobbying Xiaoshan to go to the Maldives for a vacation, stiffened and said weakly, "It's a festival with my lover." ”
It's over, if the eldest brother knew that he taught the eldest lady such a "messy" thing, would he skin him alive??
Miss, please don't ask!
It's a pity that Xiao Jingchen couldn't understand his earnest eyes, tilted his head, and continued to wonder, "The lover is a god horse?" ”
"Uh......" Dashan glanced at Xiaoshan with a weak heart, should this question be swollen and answered?
If you lie, you will definitely be asked by the eldest lady to be a fool, and to be honest, you will definitely be sliced into a roast duck by the eldest brother, what should you do? - Brother, ask for help~!
Xiao Shan glanced at his brother who was as stiff as a stone sculpture expressionlessly, and said calmly, "A lover is the one you like the most." ”
Xiao Jingchen was stunned, "Oh, I like my dad the most, so my dad is my lover?" ”
Xiaoshan: "......" is a bit wrong to bring in.
So, Xiaoshan suddenly dragged Dashan who wiped cold sweat on the side, pressed over and blocked his lips, Dashan's stunned eyes widened, and instantly petrified into fossils, Xiaoshan licked Dashan's lips, and then turned his head, looked at Xiao Jingchen who was staring at him with wide eyes, and said, "A lover is the person who likes to do this kind of thing like a lover." "So, it's not your father, sister paper, you know?
Xiao Jingchen nodded decisively and categorically, "I understand, I really like my dad the most!" ”
Xiaoshan, who didn't know that Xiao Jingchen had kissed his father twice in the field and on the set: "......" seemed to be wrong.
Dashan pushed away the hill in a daze, and jumped to his feet, "You're crazy, big brother will kill us." ”
Xiaoshan: "......" decisively grabbed the mountain and turned around and ran out the door.
The mountain stumbled to follow, "Where are you going?" ”
Oyama: "Evacuate!" ”
Daiyama: "............"
So knowing that he had stabbed the hornet's nest and did not remind the two residents under the honeycomb, the two flash people who decisively drove the helicopter to buzz, leaving the "hornet's nest" Miss Bai to consider the dialectical relationship between "Valentine's Day" and "lover" and her father.
However, can you expect a sister paper with a few tendons missing her brain to understand Shenma??
Fortunately, no matter how simple her thoughts were, she also intuitively felt that this matter probably probably should or may not be able to ask her father, and Dashan Xiaoshan left again, and she couldn't find anyone to consult, so in the end, Xiao Jingchen dialed someone's phone.
"Hey, Jingchen, I'm glad you took the initiative to call me." The phone rang and was picked up, and Hua Qitong's gentle and delicate voice full of surprise came through the earpiece, but unfortunately, Xiao Jingchen couldn't understand the strong love contained in this simple sentence, she just asked very seriously, "Should I spend Valentine's Day with my lover?" ”
Hua Qitong froze, his voice trembling and a little unsteady, "You have a lover?" ”
"Hmm." Xiao Jingchen answered categorically, Hua Qitong felt that his heart was leaking, and asked weakly, "Who is it?" ”
"Daddy." Answer decisively.
Hua Qitong: "......" which science and education channel's god unfolds??
Hua Qitong stroked his forehead, "Sister paper, dad can't be regarded as a lover." ”
"For the gods? Isn't a lover just a favorite person? I like my dad the most, and I've kissed him before. ”
As one of the witnesses on the set, Hua Qitong: "......" So, what is this the logic of Shenma God??
Fortunately, Hua Qitong knows Xiao Jingchen's urine very well, and knows that some problems cannot be studied deeply, and if he delves deep, he not only does not understand that Xiao Jingchen will also make himself a fool, so Hua Qitong's eyes rolled, the corners of his mouth hooked, and he said gently, "Of course, Valentine's Day is a gift for a lover." ”
"Huh?" Xiao Jingchen's shining eyes were full of curiosity, so, Hua Qitong taught him this and that, Xiao Jingchen nodded and agreed, Bai Xijing in the study next door suddenly sneezed, rubbed his nose, and wondered, is the heating turned on?
On February 14th, the big mountain and the mountain were not there, there were only two father and daughter on the whole island, Xiao Jingchen and Bai Xijing, the day was still normal, Xiao Jingchen seriously helped the pets take a bath and let the wind out, dry the washed clothes, and then step on the sand on the beach to pick up shells and throw the stranded fish back into the sea.
In the evening, she ran home, rushed into the kitchen and dragged Bai Xijing, who was about to cook, out, "Dad, I'll make dinner today, you go to the study to rest first, I won't call you, you are not allowed to come out." ”
Bai Xijing looked at Xiao Jingchen's serious expression in astonishment, and nodded funny, "Okay, I'll wait for your dinner." ”
So, the stupid father who was moved by his daughter's "filial piety" didn't know that he was pitted by Dashan Xiaoshan and Hua Qitong.
Two hours later, at seven o'clock in the evening, Xiao Jingchen knocked on the door of the study, and Bai Xijing walked out with anticipation, dumbfounded!
All the lights except for the study were turned off, and it was dark from the study to the dining room, of course, Bai Xijing's eyesight was not confined to the dark, and there was a slight glimmer of light leaking out of the restaurant, so he quietly followed the excited little Jingchen into the restaurant, and then continued to be dumbfounded.
There are also no lights in the restaurant, but there is plenty of light, because there are six candles lit on the table, and the dim candlelight renders the whole restaurant a little beautiful color, but after seeing the variety of candles, only the black line remains.
Nima who used white candles to sacrifice the dead to light a candlelight dinner ah fall~!
Xiao Jingchen completely ignored his father's stiff expression, dragged him by the hand and dragged him to the dining table and pulled out a chair for him to sit down, and then opened the tightly covered plate in front of him, and in an instant, vigorous vegetable leaves gushed out and flooded the plate.
Xiao Jingchen hurriedly stuffed the fork into Bai Xijing's paws, "Dad, taste it quickly." ”
Bai Xijing picked up a pinch of vegetables and put it in his mouth, and then ...... The face is green.
In fact, the best candlelit dinner for a real candlelight dinner is red wine with steak, but Xiao Jingchen is a pure vegetarian, she doesn't eat meat or meat, so she pulls all the vegetables she can find together and sprinkles salad dressing, cheese sauce, ketchup, condensed milk sauce, chili sauce mixed with sesame oil, salt, monosodium glutamate, vinegar, light soy sauce and all other seasonings that can be eaten raw, creating this ancient and modern vegetable platter.
Bai Xijing has never eaten such a weird dish, even when he was working hard in the black street, he was hungry and ate garbage, and it was not so exaggerated.
Bai Xijing subconsciously turned her head and wanted to spit out the "poison" in her mouth, but she looked at Xiao Jingchen's big black and white eyes, her eyes were full of hope and joy, and her excited look was like a puppy waiting for the owner's praise, so Bai Xijing's heart instantly softened, chewed a few times expressionlessly, and then stiffened his neck, led his neck to swallow the "poison", and said insincerely, "It's delicious!" ”
Xiao Jingchen instantly smiled and burst into pink bubbles, "Dad likes it!" ”
Bai Xijing: "......" No, in fact, he doesn't like it at all.
The stupid father, who was shaken by his daughter's bright smiling face and melted his brain, continued to stuff "poison" into his mouth with an expressionless face.
After finally stuffing a plate of poison, Bai Xijing wiped his mouth, covered his churning stomach, resisted the desire to vomit, and said, "Why do you suddenly want to make food for your father?" "As a standard foodie, Xiao Jingchen has never been able to eat, but not to do.
Xiao Jingchen was stunned for a moment, blinked her eyes, and suddenly remembered that today's theme was Shenma, she immediately turned around and ran back to the living room, and then ran back with a large bouquet of roses in Bai Xijing's eyes that were not looking forward to it at all.
Bai Xijing: "......"
The fiery red roses were bright and charming against the background of the candlelight, ninety-nine roses formed a huge bouquet, and the corners of Bai Xijing's eyes twitched, Xiao Jingchen walked in front of Bai Xijing and handed the bouquet over, "Dad, Happy Valentine's Day!" ”
Silly dad who doesn't know how to react at all: "......" girl, you are mistaken, the gift should be given to us on Father's Day, not Valentine's Day!
Bai Xijing looked at the large bouquet of flame-like roses in front of him expressionlessly, and he suddenly felt that his stomach seemed to hurt even more.
After waiting for a long time and not seeing Bai Xijing react, Xiao Jingchen blinked his eyes suspiciously, and tilted his head, "Dad, don't you want to accept it?" ”
"No, Dad......" Bai Xijing was thinking about what to explain, but suddenly noticed that such a big bouquet of flowers Xiaojingchen was actually held in one hand, of course, with her strange power, this weight is nothing, but with her respect for her father, it is nothing to send things without two hands, so Bai Xijing asked a question that made him regret his bowels, "What are you holding in that hand?" ”
"Oh, this," Xiao Jingchen took out the hand behind him without hesitation, holding a knife in the palm of his hand, a long kitchen knife, the sharp and clean blade reflected the cold light of the candle flame, Xiao Jingchen said sincerely, "It's a knife." ”
Bai Xijing: "......" Lao Tzu knows that it is a knife, what does it mean for you to give roses in one hand and hold a knife in the other~!
It's amazing that at this moment, Xiao Jingchen actually understood Bai Xijing's tangled heart under Mu Ran's expression, and she explained sincerely, "Uncle Dashan said that today is Valentine's Day, I will give my father roses first, and if my father doesn't accept it, I will give you another knife." ”
Valentine's Day Gift Daddy Rose Divine Horse ...... Bai Xijing's calm face cracked, "You want to kill me?" ”
Xiao Jingchen was stunned and dazed, "No, why did you kill you?" ”
“…… Then you give me a knife. ”
"Uncle Xiaoshan (before) said that Dad, you like to collect knives, so if you don't like roses, I'll give you knives instead."
Xiao Jingchen's innocent big eyes, looking blankly at his father's face, instantly turned from green to black.
"Baichan Mountain, Baikun Mountain, you all give Lao Tzu to die~~!"
As a result, the mountains and hills in the Maldives collectively shivered and sneezed for days suspected of influenza, and Hua Qitong, who was in Shangjing, was comfortably sipping wine with Erlang's legs.