The night grew deeper.

We had eaten and drunk enough and returned to Miao Han's house.

"When you spoil me tonight," Miao Han said solemnly while lying on the bed, "my ass really hurts!" ”

"If it hurts, you can hold back," I said with a hippie smile, "this is life, you can bear it, you have to bear it if you can't stand it, even if you have tears, you have to laugh and cry!" ”

Miao Han was silent.

I smiled slightly, and hugged Miaohan tightly in a drunken haze.

After the lingering sorrow.

Neither Miao Han nor I felt sleepy.

"Tell me a joke!" Miao Han said earnestly while caressing my body.

"Okay," I smiled, "do you know that foreign 'clay man'?" Do you know the bare-ass "The Thinker" he sculpted? Do you know what the hell that bare-chested old man is trying to figure out? ”

"What is he pondering?" Miao Han asked with a smile.

"Let me tell you quietly," I said solemnly, "that's what he, he, his old man thought of in such a 'trousers' pose!" ”

"Which ones?" Miao Han asked with interest.

"You name a scene," I said to Myahan with a playful smile, "and then I'll tell you what The Thinker would have thought in that scene?" ”

"Here's an example!" Miao Han smiled.

"For example," I said with a smile, "you say 'public bath locker room,' and I'll go on to say what the Thinker looks like when he is in the public bath changing room!" ”

"Okay," Miao Han smiled, "the public bath changing room!" ”

"I swear I'll never come to this bathhouse again!" I laughed and said, "Don't talk about the thieves, the attitude of the staff is still so bad!" Originally, my wife just came back from a business trip today, I took a shower and went back to linger, now it's okay, a good mood is ruined, not to mention, more importantly, how do I go back now? ”

"Interesting," Miao Han smiled, "in front of the bedroom bed!" ”

"This viagra is eighty percent fake, right?" I continued to laugh and say, "It's been so long, why haven't you reacted at all?" Not to mention the new reaction, even the original reaction at the beginning is gone, and tomorrow I will definitely go to the consumer association to tell them! But how can I speak? ”

"On the living room couch!"

"This yellow-faced woman is too, if she has something to talk about, she has something to talk about, what is it to kick people out of the bedroom at every turn? What's more, I have repeatedly explained that I have encountered fake viagra, and she is still like this! In my opinion, you can get by, but you can't get by! Her yellow-faced woman swept a dustpan, where would she find a sturdy man like me in the future? ”

"Mahjong tableside!"

"Who said that if you are disappointed in love, the casino will be proud? The first time I played cards after the divorce, I lost this! How do you explain this, this, this? ”

"By the thatched pit in the countryside!"

"During this time, how can I carry the same back as the back is good: I am disappointed in love, I am even more frustrated in the casino, and I even came out to take a walk in the suburbs! In the future, even if I suffocate to death, I will not be convenient in the thatched pit in the countryside, the stones on the side of the pit are so loose, and the pit is so deep! It's really convenient for a while, and it's hard for a day...... How can there be a big sack piece here? ”

"Academy of Fine Arts Studio!"

"It's good if you don't have a wife, you can earn money by yourself and spend it alone, how chic! Also, thanks to the contractor who kicked me out of the migrant labor team, if he hadn't driven me, I would still be giving the anti-sack at the train station! Although modeling and working as a migrant worker rely on the body to eat, and they don't need any culture, after all, it is much easier to have anything to do with art! ”

"Pool locker room!"

"Did you really forget your home, or did you lose it halfway? I remember coming out in swimming trunks......"

"Next to the washing machine!"

"I will never wash my dirty clothes together again, this has just been washed, and I will call someone to work overtime! Hey, it's good when my wife is here! Wash the clothes as soon as they are dirty, and iron them flat after washing! Wife, where are you? I'm crying out to you affectionately! ”

"Private hostel!"

"Netizen? One night stand! Let Lao Tzu see that mother-in-law again, he must first that and then that, and then donate her to the poor mountainous areas to help the old bachelor for disaster relief! MMD！ ”

"Out of nowhere!"

"Let me think again, where is that stolen gold ring hidden?"

"Big pool by the bathhouse!"

"I once had an easy job as a mannequin in front of me, I didn't cherish it, I stole the ring, lost my job, and I regretted it to the point of rubbing people in the bathhouse!"

"On the desert!"

"Looks like it's really time for me to see a doctor. I just saw a blue sea: the waves are so white, the sand is so soft, and there are so many birds flying freely......"

"Midnight Street in the Northeast!"

"Who said that the Northeast people are living Lei Feng? Is there such a foreigner in the living Lei Feng? If you don't have any money, you must at least leave some clothes; Don't leave a coat, at least a pair of pants; If you don't have pants, you have to at least leave a sack piece! ”

"On the toilet at home!"

"Epsom stop? Epsom Stop! I think it's a laxative feces! This one has been stopped, but this one has been sealed for so many days! It's not good to drink clear oil, it's not okay to eat leeks, and even half a box of Kayserin doesn't work, I knew that it was so uncomfortable to seal it now, so why bother with that little bit of pulling and diarrhea at the beginning? Hey, a thousand reasons to be sad! ”

"In front of the TV!"

"The bodybuilding championship 'king of kings' let Rolling Hanlin win? Oh, my God! This news is really news! I knew that I would also participate, looking at his hippie smiling face in front of the camera with flowers, and what he said about this competition is really just, fair and open! I think it's a public toilet, and the referees are all urinating! ”

"Neurological Hospital!"

"Why is it that when I sit in a studio like this, I am called an art, when I sit in a box, I am called a hooligan, and when I sit on the street, I am called a madman?"

"Madhouse!" Miao Han laughed.

"I'm going to have to get a tattoo one day," I said solemnly, "and then dye my hair, then tie my big earrings and nose rings, and we'll sit here like Rodman and think about the world and become a veritable 'thinker.'" ”

"You're amazing," Miao Han exclaimed, "No matter how I change the scene, you can take it!" ”

"All of the above," I said in all seriousness, "now everyone understands what this bare-chested old man is thinking!" He can use the same shape of such 'pants' in different environments, thinking about what people in the world think, thinking about what people in the world think, worrying about what people in the world are anxious about, worrying about what people in the world are worried about, nerves what people in the world are nervous, and crazy what people in the world are crazy! Can he not be called "The Thinker"? ”

"Your mind is so quick!" Miao Han exclaimed.

"Agile what?" I smiled, "Have you read my article?" ”

"Which article?"

"What the hell are you thinking!"

"Of course I did," Miao Han smiled, "It seems that it was first published in the March 2003 issue of Popular Literature and Art, Happy Forest, right?" ”

"Yes!" I smiled and said, "There were a lot of articles like this in that magazine, such as "What the Mona Lisa Thinks When She Smiles," "A Dog's Feelings," and so on. ”

Miao Han smiled coquettishly.

I gently took Miao Han in my arms.