Xucheng, at the foot of Nanshan, in the residential community "Xugang Garden", office worker Xiao Chen dragged a tired back home, and before he had time to rest, his husband took his son back from school, and as soon as he entered the door, he heard his husband shouting there.

"This kid was criticized by the teacher again, saying that all the homework yesterday was done wrong! Who the hell is this kid like, I'm so smart, how can there be a child like you! ”

Xiao Chen next to her looked angry, she went on a business trip for a few days two days ago, and asked her husband and mother-in-law to take the child for a few days, and when she came back, she found that her son was crazy all over, and he could have done his homework, but now he doesn't scold him, and he definitely doesn't write.

After yelling at his son for two days in a row, Xiao Chen felt that his chest tightness, headache, and blood pressure increased, and he was no longer good.

But it's not okay if you don't roar, it's useless to roar, and it's even more useless if you don't roar.

After eating, roaring for half an hour, I heard the sound of the horn outside the window, downstairs in the small square, the square dance danced again, and it was three or four different teams, you dance yours, I dance mine, the horn sound is deafening, a group of old men and old ladies dance as if no one is around, competing for beauty, the picture is simply not too beautiful.

"Close the windows!" Xiao Chen roared angrily, and her husband was lazily lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, but there was no movement.

"Close the windows!" Xiao Chen yelled again, and her husband just rolled over.

Xiao Chen rushed to the window angrily and yelled at the below: "Jump Hop, why don't you jump off the building!" Mom sells batches and doesn't let people live! ”

"Shh Hearing her roar like this, her husband hurriedly grabbed her: "You be quiet, they are all neighbors, besides, our mother is also inside......"

"They can jump, but they can't let me scold!" Xiao Chen turned around and called 110 with a hum, and a few minutes later, the police arrived, and the music was a little quieter.

But as soon as the police left, the music immediately began to deafen again, even with the windows closed, it was a magic sound, all the way to the head.

A busy day's work, and when she got home, she had to fight with her children, Xiao Chen had already lost her mind, she took the toilet cleaner from the toilet, turned around and was about to run out: "Damn, I'll fight with you, I'll spray you to death!" I'll kill you! ”

"Calm down, calm down!" The husband quickly grabbed him.

Xiao Chen slammed the toilet cleaner on the floor and yelled at his son: "Hurry up and do the question!" Give me the questions! ”

was fighting with his son to the point of exhaustion, Xiao Chen suddenly heard her husband shouting: "Come and see, come and see!" Let's fight! ”

Xiao Chen immediately jumped to the window and looked down.

The rivers and lakes of square dancing have always changed rapidly, I don't know when, a square dance team was crowded into the small square, this team occupied half of the road at the beginning, but after the police came, they could only squeeze into the square, this squeeze, squeezed out the problem, occupied other people's territory.

Jumping and jumping, the two sides got closer and closer, and then they began to quarrel.

Xiao Chen was watching over there, and heard her husband whispering: "Fight, fight!" Knock out all the dog's brains! Work harder! ”

Xiao Chen knew that her husband had already been unbearable, but because his mother was also among them, he had no choice but to hold back.

The husband and wife are busy with work, no one helps to watch the children, the whole family is counting on the mother-in-law to help, and the mother-in-law is going to square dance at night, what can they say?

There's nothing else to do but dance!

I can only endure it.

However, the two sides did not get their brains out after all, and the violent clash ended in the defeat of one side, and one of the teams withdrew gloomily, pulling a large megaphone with a marquee, like a defeated rout, and went to find a new square dance territory.

But the lack of a team did not make the square quieter, and the old men and old ladies who had started to draw the territory again tore into a ball in the square, and then, fearing that the sound would not be the same, each turned up their music to the maximum volume.

Old men and old ladies danced in the square.

"Die! Die! Xiao Chen collapsed again, "I'll come back with sulfuric acid tomorrow, and I'll kill you!" ”

The square dance lasted until nearly ten o'clock in the evening, when the wild fight dance was over, and the surrounding residents could be said to be miserable.

The old men and old ladies who danced for two hours also dragged their tired bodies home, lying on the sofa motionless and unwilling to move, empty, lonely and cold, feeling hollowed out.

At the same time, in the manor, a group of old men and old ladies hired farmers were queuing up to receive tomatoes from Liu Jinge.

"Alright, let's eat." Seeing that everyone had received it, Liu Jinge waved his hand.

A group of old men and women held tomatoes, looked at each other, and then ate them carefully.

"Hmm, it's delicious!"

"Delicious tomatoes!"

"This is the tomatoes we grow?"

After eating a tomato, Liu Jinge said: "Thank you for your hard work, the tomatoes just now are the reward for you, now everyone go back!" When you go back, you just need to remember that you had a lot of fun dancing today, and you don't need to know anything else. ”

Subsequently, Liu Jinge exercised his authority as the chief manager to "expel and erase the memory" of everyone, and a group of old men and old ladies stood blankly near the stop sign for a while.

"Why are we here?"

"What did you just do?"

"Why did you sweat all over?"

"I danced so hard today......

"yes, it's hot, it's been a long time since I've been so energetic."

"Ah, it's been two hours before you know it?"

"Go back, go back! The family must be in a hurry! ”

Xiao Wei glared at their backs and said, "After two hours of busy work, a tomato is gone?" ”

Mr. Liu is so black, it's so dark!

"A tomato sells for 50 yuan, a tomato in two hours is equivalent to an hourly wage of 25, and a monthly salary of 6,000 for eight hours a day, are you still not satisfied? My monthly salary is only 6000! Zhao Min, the head gardener of the manor, said that tomatoes should not be used as dry food!

Is that okay? Xiao Wei felt that everyone really followed the owner of the village to learn badly.

But when you think about it, it seems to be true.

Since these old men and old ladies came out to square dance, don't they just want to exercise? Now that the purpose of the exercise has been achieved, and it has also helped the manor increase its output, it can't be better, right?

"The owner's method is really amazing!" When many servants thought about it, they suddenly felt that there was nothing wrong!

Tomorrow I will do it!

At eight o'clock the next night, when Xiao Chen, an office worker, was arguing with his angry bear child, he heard a deafening sound of speakers outside the window.

"These bastards, don't pull me, I'll douse them with a basin of hot water!" Xiao Chen rushed to the window with hot water, and suddenly heard the music and stopped.

Xiao Chen and his wife looked down in wonder, and saw someone posting something in the crowd, and then a group of old men and old ladies disappeared into the night.

Let's go? Actually gone?

Where did they go? Did you find a better place?

Oh my God, go and harm others, God forbid, you can have a quiet night!

Quietly outside the window, what a comfortable night!

In the next second, Xiao Chen roared again: "This question, this is subtraction, not addition, subtraction, will you subtract!" You tell me, 13 minus 4 is equal to what! You tell me! ”

Xiao Chen's husband helplessly spread his hands, even if there is no square dance outside the window, the family is uneasy......