Xu was startled Xia Yu by his action of touching his throat, Xia Yu sat up with a swish, and when he saw Zhao Shuo, he ran out.

Zhao Shuo was not annoyed, Gu Zi walked towards the bed, "Go out with the front foot and chop the front foot, go out with the back foot and chop the back foot, don't want your arms and legs, then get out of the way!" ”

Xia Yu's eyelids jumped, making it clear that this "imperial uncle" did not plan to take his life for the time being.

So - she went back to where she was. Suddenly knelt in front of Zhao Shuo without any backbone, posing with a miserable appearance, and sobbing two or three times, "Uncle, you don't remember the villain, let me go!" ”

Zhao Shuo's face was black, "It's Uncle Huang, not your uncle." ”

Xia Yu frowned, "Aren't they all uncles?" "I secretly despise it in my heart, my aunt and grandmother have never seen anything, especially the shameless man, there are so many flowers in the building.

"Shut up." Zhao Shuo was cold.

Xia Yu pouted, what is Uncle Huang? He was probably the emperor's uncle. As long as it's not the emperor, it's easy to do!

They all say: Don't be afraid of gangsters and hooligans, but afraid that hooligans are educated.

Fortunately, this rascal has no big culture except for his oily head and smooth brain.

To sum it up, there are two sentences: I don't know a basket of big characters, and I immediately smeared oil on my feet when I encountered an accident. Don't be ashamed to talk to people, say it today and forget it tomorrow.

"What's your name?" He asked.

Xia Yu was about to speak, but heard Zhao Shuo add, "If you dare to lie to me, do you know the consequences?" ”

Hearing this, Xia Yu nodded reluctantly, "Xia Yu!" Oh, it's the truth, I didn't lie to you. My mother was born with rain, so I call me Xia Yu, if you don't believe it, then I can't help it. ”

Zhao Shuo glanced at her with disgust, and slept peacefully.

There are guards outside, and she wants to run, unless she learns how to burrow in the ground, she can only sleep obediently. Fortunately, Xia Yu never wronged herself, she was at ease when she came, and seeing that Zhao Shuo didn't trouble herself, she was also happy.

This night was fine, but in the future, it should be Zhao Shuo's headache!

In fact, the next day Xia Yu made a fool of himself.

Zhao Shuo said that let her register and enter the military book, and Li Huan led her to the account camp. Asked if she could read, she said yes.

But when he picked up the pen, Xia Yu smiled and leaned in, "Master Li, you are doing well, my handwriting is not good-looking." ”

"If you don't look good, you have to write it yourself, that's the rule." Li Huan looked at her condescendingly.

Xia Yu bit the pen and rubbed it for a long time, and finally threw the pen out with both hands, "I recognize some, but I can't write." But I'll draw a tortoise, or should I draw a tortoise on it? ”

As soon as these words came out, the stewards on the side all snickered.

Xia Yu snorted and said in his heart: What are you laughing at? My aunt and grandmother are women, and they have been painting turtles for a lifetime, so they can't be the eighth king of turtles!

Li Huan glared at her in disgust, and finally helped her write her name.

"Report to the Huotou Battalion." Li Huan turned around and walked out, as if he remembered something again, "Now that you are in the register, if you want to run, you are a deserter." The deserter was caught—" He made a clicking motion around his neck, "understand?" ”

Xia Yu swallowed his saliva, and then touched his neck, "Understood!" ”

Along the way, Li Huan held his breath, and the Xia Yu around him was really noisy. For a moment, he wanted to slap him in the face.

For example, Xia Yu asked like a cannon: Do I go to Huotou Camp to burn the fire or cook? How many people are in your barracks? How much rice do so many people eat? How many dishes to eat? How much salt do you want to buy? If you eat so much, how many thatched houses do you have to build? And there's—

"Have you finished asking?" Li Huan stood in front of the tent of the Huotou camp, and his eyebrows were already wrinkled into Sichuan characters.

Xia Yu pursed his lips, "I-I don't actually know how to cook." ”

"And what will you do?" Li Huan glared at her.

"Hungry."

She answered truthfully.

The corners of Li Huan's mouth twitched, and he turned his head and left, his face as black as ink.