Chapter 291: A man disguises himself as a woman and goes out to show his eyes

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The day passed quickly.

In the evening, in front of the mirror, I was reborn and became a completely different person.

"It's beautiful!" Ye Qian said with a smile as she circled around me.

"The point is that you know how to dress," I said with a smirk, "and you're a good teacher when it comes to writing; You are a good doctor when it comes to healing and saving lives; When it comes to tidying up, you're a good sister! ”

"Let's go," Ye Qian said with a smile, "Let's go out to eat roast duck at the bargain!" ”

"Is that all?" I asked, puzzled.

"That's right!" Ye Qianwan smiled, "From now on, you are no longer a man!" ”

"What if I get out," I said in a snorting voice, "what if those stinky men flirt with me?" ”

"There's me!" Ye Qian smiled and said, "I'll protect you!" ”

"I'll say it first," I said in all seriousness, "I can't drive today!" ”

"Why?" Ye Qian asked curiously.

"Because I'm wearing high heels!" "As the saying goes, 'A woman who doesn't wear high heels is not a good woman,' even the sexy Madonna says, 'Give me a pair of high heels and I can conquer the whole world,' and someone else says, 'If you ask a woman to remember her past, she usually cares only about three things: how beautiful she looks, the man she once loved, and the number of shoes she has.'" Therefore, women often like to put on their beautiful high heels and walk their own 'bumpy' road for others to tell. They feel that they can look down on everything after wearing high heels, which is beautiful, but driving in high heels will affect the action of stepping on the clutch pedal, accelerator pedal and brake pedal, and whether it is emergency braking or not, the probability of slipping off the pedal will be relatively increased. Even if there is no accident, it is possible to sprain that delicate and delicate little ankle, how cost-effective! ”

"Makes sense," Ye Qian smiled slightly, "I'll drive myself!" ”

I smiled.

I laughed with Ye Qian and went downstairs.

Ye Qian got in the car, I sat in the passenger seat, and we drove towards the bargain.

Cheap Fang Roast Duck Restaurant is a famous "Chinese time-honored brand" restaurant in Beijing, with a history of nearly 600 years. The name of "Cheap Fang" contains the business philosophy of "convenient for the people, suitable for the room and IKEA", and has formed the characteristics of dishes based on roast duck in the oven and Shandong cuisine.

"Aren't you really afraid that people will laugh at you?" Ye Qian asked me while driving.

"Afraid of what?" I said seriously, "I never laugh at people, and I'm certainly not afraid of people's jokes!" ”

"Confident!" Ye Qian smiled, "Strong enough!" ”

"To live a lifetime," I said in a deep voice, "is to be able to withstand the ridicule of others, which is a measure of grace and a sign of endurance." If you can't accept one ridicule, you will be more criticized and attacked by others; If you can't bear the pain for a while, then your pain will be long. The body is not afraid of the shadow slanted! Wear your own women's clothes, go your own way, and let others laugh at it! ”

"Makes sense!" Ye Qian still smiled, "Cultivated!" ”

"On the stage of life," I still said in a deep voice, "everyone has something to be ridiculous about, and everyone has a time to be ridiculous." People who love to laugh at others are often psychopaths, ignorant and rude, and this kind of person is actually a joke in itself, which makes people pitiful, angry and ridiculous. Don't laugh at others! Before laughing at others, see if you have anything to laugh at! ”

"It makes more sense!" Ye Qian said seriously, "You made me change my opinion of you, I thought you didn't dare to go out like this!" It seems that this alone can't prevent you, and I have to lock the door when I leave the day after tomorrow! ”

"What does it matter?" I sighed with a deep face, "The person who is locked up is not necessarily a prisoner, and the bird that is released may not be free; Those who are well-dressed are not necessarily decent gentlemen, and those who are dressed in strange clothes are not necessarily psychopaths! ”

"Don't be complacent yet," Ye Qian said with a smile, "Now you are still in the car, no one sees it, when you get off the car and eat, I see you can still be happy in front of everyone?" ”

"Then you'll see!" I said indifferently.

"Okay, let's get down to business," Ye Qian smiled, "Where has the manuscript been done now?" ”

"I won't do the new driving test for the time being," I said softly, "There are too many follow-up books, so I'm starting to do the 1080 series!" ”

"How many copies?" Ye Qian asked.

"When I was making a topic, I planned to make two books," I said seriously, "that is, "what to do about 1080 safe driving" and "what to do if 1080 self-driving trips", and then after these two books were made, the publisher gave good feedback, so I expanded the topic and made a set of 8 books! ”

"1080, that book should be very thick," Ye Qian thought about it and said, "It's a lot more than the 365 set!" ”

"Yes," I said with certainty, "the more content, the higher the pricing; The higher the pricing, the more royalties; Royalties are ...... more"

"If you have more royalties, you can buy yourself a good dress to wear, right?" Ye Qian laughed.

"Oops! Damn! I suddenly looked at my dress and said, "When I talk about making books, I forget about it!" ”

"Let's make a good book!" Ye Qian said seriously, "If you don't do a good job, you will lose even this treatment!" ”

"It's a really good deal," I said seriously, "but there's a problem!" ”

"What's the problem?" Ye Qian asked curiously.

"I'm afraid that half a year has passed," I said pretending to be serious, "what if I ask you to accompany me to Thailand for surgery?" ”

"Don't tease me," Ye Qianyan smiled, "I'm driving!" Safety first! ”

"You're right," I laughed, "as the saying goes, 'Three women in one play.'" It can be seen that it is a woman's nature to love to talk, to chat, and to love to twitter. They often pick up their mobile phones while driving, or chat or listen to radio and music, and they are more likely to get lost and engaged, which is easy to distract from them. According to the data, the risk of accidents caused by driving on the phone or making small talk is four times higher than usual. ”

Ye Qian smiled slightly.

I smiled silently, as if I was not smiling.

The ghost blows the lamp

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