That Song Hua told me that his uncles have always been at odds, and have always regarded each other as thorns in the flesh, and this time for his money, the brothers united to plan to pit him. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

As for his cousin, he told me that his cousin's name was Luo Xiaotian, and he was 14 years old, and he had just graduated from elementary school and had mixed up in society. What is surprising is that I don't know why, after two years of mixing outside, I have become a little famous, and I am currently the oldest/second of a certain organization, and there are dozens of people under my hands.

Listening to this, I feel that the three views have been subverted, are the children of today so rebellious? It's also the old / second of a certain organization, if you guess correctly, the organization he said should be a little black/nature.

"With his identity, how could he be tied up by you?" I asked curiously.

He said: "That little ghost didn't expect that his relatives would tie him up, so he came to our village alone to pay his filial piety, and was given by my uncles..."

I'm speechless about this.

"That's right!" He suddenly pulled me and asked, "If you shave your head in the first month, will your uncle really die?" ”

I didn't think about it, so I said: "Rumors, this is simply made by intention, and there is no basis at all!" ”

He groaned, and without further speaking, he told his daughter-in-law to start making breakfast.

I didn't stay at his house for long, but sat casually for a while, and then asked him for the family's birthday, and then told him that he should come with me in the afternoon to find his father's grave.

Then Song Hua agreed to come down.

Afterwards, I went to the hall and told Lang Gao the news that there would be no funeral today, and called us eight immortals over to discuss the funeral.

Na Lang Gao asked me: "Brother Jiu, have you lived a good life?" Is it suitable for funerals after the Qingming Festival? ”

I pinched my fingers and counted the days, after the Qingming Festival, that is, April 11th, is an auspicious day of the zodiac, which is quite suitable for funerals, so I nodded and said, "Yes!" ”

"But, didn't you say that it is best to carry people who die on Qingming Festival up the mountain within three days?" Na Lang Gao asked again.

I sighed, "I want to too!" But the master family doesn't agree, what can we eight immortals do? You can't ignore the Lord's house and do this funeral for the deceased. ”

After saying this, my heart is very bitter, this is the sorrow of our eight immortals, in the funeral, we must listen to the main family, and our eight immortals are only responsible for providing advice, and in the end they don't nod, or the main family has the final say.

Of course, the opinions put forward by our Eight Immortals are generally agreed by the main family, but when we meet a family like Song Hua, this situation occurs.

Seeing that my expression was wrong, Na Lang Gao patted me on the shoulder and said, "Ai! Since the main family requires the Qingming Festival to be over, then our eight immortals will follow his wishes! ”

I hummed, it's all like this, what else can I say? Let them stay in the hall these days, and don't be careless.

They agreed one by one, saying that they would guard the coffin for the next few days, not leaving an inch.

This made me breathe a sigh of relief, so I asked Lang Gao, Yang Yan, and Chen Erbei to follow me to find the tomb in the afternoon, and as for Li Jiangang and the four brothers, I asked the five of them to stay in front of the coffin.

After discussing all this, I happened to meet Song Hua who came over and called us for breakfast.

In the next period of time, we stayed in Shanghe Village, about 12 o'clock at noon, You Shusong came, and the strange thing is that after You Shusong came, he didn't say anything, and kept guarding the coffin.

Even when it was time to eat lunch, You Shusong was always there, and even the lunch was sent to the hall by others.

How could I not understand what he meant, this was obviously planning to take advantage of the absence of people in the hall to do something to the deceased, I naturally couldn't do what he wanted, so I kept guarding the side of the coffin, you look at me, I look at you, no one spoke.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, I, Lang Gao, Yang Yan and the main family went to find the tomb, and as for Chen Erbei, I left him to guard the coffin in the hall.

According to my original meaning, I planned to take Chen Erbei with me, but now You Shusong is here, and Li Jiangang is following the trend and the four brothers, and the five of them are the eight immortals of our Eight Immortal Palace.

However, my relationship with them is not very good, and I don't know much about their character, in case I am bought by You Shusong, I have to leave Chen Erbei, which can be regarded as a careful eye!

After arranging all this, a few of us prepared some tools and prepared to find the tomb.

Then Song Hua grabbed me and said, "Palace Master Chen, why don't we bring a chicken over?" ”

I looked at him suspiciously, the so-called looking for the tomb is actually looking for feng shui, what is this about the chicken, so I asked him: "What are you doing with the chicken?" ”

He explained: "When our feng shui master is looking for a tomb, he will bring a chicken, it is said that when he finds a good feng shui place, he will chop off the head of the chicken, wait for three seconds, and then throw it in that place, if it is a good place, the chicken will stand up and walk a few steps, if the place is not good, the chicken will hang up directly." ”

As soon as I heard this, I was stunned for a moment, this was the first time I had heard of this statement, and I didn't think much about it, so I asked him to find a chicken, and then carried the chicken to do some small rituals in the hall. In Song Hua's words, mentioning the rooster to worship the deceased is to invite the deceased to go to the body of the rooster.

This ritual is very simple, with three pillars of incense, three pieces of yellow paper tied to the feet of the chicken, and then with cinnabar on the head of the chicken, and finally by the main family holding the chicken kneeling to worship the deceased, saying some auspicious words in the mouth.

After about ten minutes of tinkering, the ceremony was over.

To be honest, there are some things, I don't know, just such a small ceremony, actually let the have aura, from the end of the ceremony, no matter how we tinker with the, it is stunned, even if Lang Gao patted it on the head, the did not even have the most basic sound, which made several of us feel amazing.

However, magic is magic, and we can't delay in finding the tomb, so we walked straight out of the hall with some tools and a chicken.

When I was about to go out, You Shusong, who had never spoken, suddenly stopped me and said, "Chen Jiu, I wish you a safe and peaceful tomb in the tomb!" ”

"Thank you!" I subconsciously replied.

"You're welcome!" He sneered, and then said to Song Hua, "I heard the older generation say that the tomb of the person who dies on the Qingming Festival must be by the water, and there must be two high mountains in the east and west directions, forming a trend of two mountains sandwiched by one water, and the mountain in the east is higher than the mountain in the west, and the water must be alive water, and the sentient water is the best." ”

After saying this, he glanced at me defiantly, and continued to say to Song Hua, "Brother Song, have you made a note of what I just said?" If you can't find such a place, I'm afraid Ling Zun will not have a good time in the underworld! ”

Hearing this, I understood what he meant, and he deliberately stumbled me, so I said, "Don't worry, I know this better than you!" ”

He smiled and said, "It's good to be clear, don't mess with the grave of the deceased!" Beware of retribution! ”

I didn't want to talk to him, whether I said it or not, I was going to find such a place for the deceased, so I said to Song Hua, "Don't worry, I already have a place in my heart." ”

Without waiting for the words to land, You Shusong sneered: "Joke, there are not even mountains around here, why do you say that there is already a place?" (To be continued.) )