Chapter 625: Zhou Daxian VS Master Wang, fortune-telling turns snake water into oil

In June, the sun is like fire, and what is even more popular is the box office of the summer file.

""Thor" has been in theaters for three weeks, and it has already received nearly 100 million box office!"

"It has become common for Marvel movies to harvest box office."

"The overall momentum of this movie is not strong, but I didn't expect it to have such a good performance."

The war has begun, and the Marvel movie "Thor" is the first to get off to a good start.

It must be said that in fact, "Thor" was not very successful, and the whole filming was a bit perfunctory, but the heroine was selected, and the story of this movie can be regarded as a supplement to the entire story structure of the Marvel world.

IN FACT, FROM THE NAME OF THIS MOVIE, IT CAN BE SEEN THAT THERE IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SHOOT, OTHERWISE, WITH A MAJOR MARVEL HERO LIKE THOR, A SUBTITLE SHOULD BE ADDED.

But despite this, it was also unexpectedly high at the box office, and it has reached 400 million US dollars worldwide, which is definitely an unexpected hit.

With such momentum, "Pirates of the Caribbean 4" is also here, and of course it also comes with a scythe.

But seriously, this series is getting less and less sincere in the fourth episode, or in other words, the first three parts are already very good, but Disney has to make money, so this series will continue to do it.

In fact, the series "Pirates of the Caribbean" itself does not have the original story, this is an amusement project in Disneyland, the pirate ship, and then made up such a script, so, the story of this series, there is a sense of fantasy that is relatively nihilistic, and now there are so many sequels, it is really unbearable.

But it doesn't matter, the foundation is good, and you can scrape money.

We Chinese fans are still buying it, and the box office situation is still very good.

However, some people miscalculated, the movie "Pretty Girl Strike Team" actually has a brain, and it is also under the banner of a Hollywood blockbuster, and the special effects of this movie are also quite good, but...

It's more tragic.

You must know that the director of this movie is the famous director Zack Snyder, whose works include "Dawn of the Living Dead" and "Watchmen", which are quite capable directors.

In this way, the fans in our country have also grown considerably, and they are no longer as before, when they see Hollywood blockbusters, all kinds of halos and achievements enter the venue to buy tickets.

It's just that domestic films are basically a miserable situation during the period of May and June.

Hong Kong first contributed a bad movie, "Cai Li Fo: Extreme Fist Speed", I must say that Uncle Jin Bao can still compete in the film industry at such an age, we have to give some respect and tolerance, but the old gentleman is indeed a little too old, and it is really a river.

Well, the old gentleman is actually quite smart, the essence of this movie is for his son, hoping that his son can succeed in the mantle, and he has found a lot of old friends.

However, the market is very cruel, this film has also gone through a lot of procedures and routines before, and the publicity and distribution have done well, but the final box office did not exceed 1 million, it is said that when it was 750,000, the theater owners couldn't stand it.

In this era, of course, it is impossible for this kind of box office to continue its life, and this is also a representative, if the bad movies from Hong Kong are not too promising, I am afraid they will really hit the streets.

Then they all fell, not only in Hong Kong, but also in our mainland, it seems that from the summer to the present, our domestic movies are not good.

Anyway, that's the kind of phenomenon.

Actually, it's really not all bad, and there are also very good movies, such as "Autumn Baihua", this movie is very beautiful and very good, but some people can't see her good.

In terms of cinemas, only ZZHB has given considerable support, and it has been brought by many people in various directions, which makes it a bit smoky.

It seems that the situation created by Bai Shiqiu during the Spring Festival, that is, our Chinese movies are also awesome, and the situation is no worse than Hollywood movies is going to disappear.

Some people also saw it and couldn't help but speak out.

"What's wrong? What about Bai Shiqiu? ”

"Yes! Why are there all bad movies in our country recently? And who? ”

"I can't count on Bai Shiqiu, this guy doesn't know where to pick up girls again, or look at other people's, that "Guan Yunchang" seems to be good......"

"Really? I heard that Gu Changwei made a very interesting movie, and all the big stars of Yishui were thrown into the countryside, called "Favorite". ”

These shouts seem to have some purpose, but at least they are shouting, and you can see that someone may be brewing something.

This situation lasted until mid-June, when there was finally movement.

"Thai Embarrassment? What movie is this? ”

"It's called "Chow Tai Sin 2 Thai Embarrassment"."

"Don't say it, the lineup is quite good, there are Bai Shiqiu, Xu Zheng, Baoqiang, and Huang Bo, these four people are very powerful, and ...... Take a look at the list of female stars, they are also very strong, what is that Xiaomi, Xiaotang, Xiao Zhao, Huo...... It seems that they are all cameos, which is amazing. ”

""Zhou Tai Sin 2", this movie has been skipping tickets for a long time, Bai Shiqiu's guy has long said that he wanted to shoot it, but this time it can be regarded as coming out, it's really ...... Panicked. ”

"Upstairs, why are you so yellow when you say that?"

"What yellow is yellow? Simply that! ”

Now it's interesting on the Internet, everyone is going further in the creation of various jokes, and this association is richer, and this "Chow Tai Sin 2" thing is natural......

I really don't blame netizens, even Lao Bai's No. 4 fans have complained.

I've been looking forward to it for a long time.,This time it's finally coming.,The premiere is scheduled for June 24th.,There's nothing special to say about this day.,It's just that many students in the third year of high school have completed the college entrance examination and it's almost over.,In addition,This day is a Friday.。

After all, it was a movie in which Bai Shiqiu participated, so no one fought with him on this day, and after that, there were two films, "Guan Yunchang" and "Favorite".

It looks like everyone is peaceful.

With the beginning of the announcement, some preliminary copywriting, and some simple content, especially the trailer, have come out.

"Who are you?"

"He is Lao Zhou!"

"Oops! He said that he was Lao Zhou! ”

"He's not the old Zhou I'm looking for!"

"Then which old Zhou are you looking for?"

"What the do you care which old Zhou I'm looking for?!"

The trailer is really enough, it makes people know that this is a road movie, and then there is such a bridge, a group of people, gathered in a room, a few guys who don't look like good people, and Xu Zheng, Huang Bo, Bao Qiang, the three of them talk to each other.

Is this looking for Lao Zhou?

Although the lines are very simple, the three people spray each other, and those guys who are not good people with a meaty face, which makes people feel like laughing.

Old Zhou, that should be Zhou Qing, right?

It must be Bai Shiqiu, which is kind of interesting.

The first part of "Chow Tai Xian" seems to be a little long ago, and the memories of many fans have been awakened by this paragraph.

But in fact, the really interesting thing is that in the original version of "Thai Embarrassment", he is really looking for Lao Zhou.

That's right, that's it, but now, Bai Shiqiu has come out, and he has given a new meaning to this old Zhou, he should be Zhou Daxian Zhou Qing.

This stalk is very seamless, and even screenwriter Tian Yusheng and the others can't see it at all.

On June 24, the premiere began.

"Chow Tai Sin 2 Thai Embarrassment", the publicity in the early stage seems to be a bit low-key, simply put, it is not quite in line with Bai Shiqiu's coffee position, but when the premiere came, everyone immediately found a problem.

"Xu Zheng, can you tell me why Bai Shiqiu didn't come?"

"That's right! What's wrong with him? Could it really be that I went to pick up girls? ”

"Can you tell me about it? Why didn't Bai Shiqiu appear at the premiere? ”

The media reporters are very concerned about Bai Shiqiu, as if they have a special care for him, care about his body, and care about his emotional world.

Xu Zheng was the most scolded by the microphone, as an old driver, he mostly scolded others, but it doesn't matter, old driver, "In this movie, people said that he is not the protagonist, so don't come over to steal the show." ”

Not the main character?

The reporters were very confused.

This is not right, if Bai Shiqiu is not the protagonist, then why should this movie be called "Chow Tai Sin 2"?

With such questions, everyone wants to watch this film even more.

As professional film critics, Jiang Xiaoyu and Lu Fu appeared again, and this time, there was another micro.

The film critics Three Musketeers, the nickname they just added to themselves is a bit interesting anyway.

"No old white?" Weiwei is also a little concerned about this matter.

"It's nothing without him." Lu Fu is very direct.

"That'...... There must be him in the movie, right? "Jiang Xiaoyu is a problem...... He scolded secretly, this question is too stupid.

Fortunately, the three of them just formed a group, so they didn't expose him.

Soon, everyone sat down, and this "Chow Tai Sin 2 Thai Embarrassment" came.

Interestingly, at the beginning ...

Bai Shiqiu, who did not appear at the premiere, appeared at the beginning of the movie.

An alley, as if there is a temple or Taoist temple on the side, the fireworks are some prosperous, and there are many people here who set up stalls, many people come and go, it seems that they look at a physiognomy, tell a fortune, and it is easy to say.

The iron mouth is straight off.

A few big characters, with a banner, Bai Shiqiu, oh no, Daxian appeared this week.

In the last part, this guy was a fortune teller and a liar, but now, do you want to cheat again?

"Old Zhou! You're swindling again? ”

"Who? How can you tarnish someone's innocence out of thin air? ”

Passers-by scolded him, but this Zhou Qing turned into Kong Yiji again.

Seeing this, everyone was okay and didn't laugh.

But then ...

"Handsome guy, are you going to ask about marriage?"

"Beauty, are you going to ask about marriage?"

There must always be customers, but Chow Tai Sin's customers have Hibiscus and Brother Sharp.

It's really the two of them, they are Internet celebrities at this time, Brother Sharp became popular last year, but he is a little weird when he is popular. As for Furong, needless to say, looking at Zhou Daxian's eyes, it was quite charming.

"Master, it seems that my marriage is on you?"

This...

But Zhou Daxian is also very powerful, and immediately replied: "Then if you are so accurate, you can become a master." ”

I have to say that it is indeed a bit ingenious, which makes the audience want to laugh.

So can Fleur not be angry at the moment?

"Phew! You charlatan, my mother has taken a fancy to you and has given you face! What do you total! Hum! ”

Twisted and left.,This twist.。。。

No, you have to hold back.

But at this time, a man came.

"Hey! Look! What is it? ”

"Huo!"

"Awesome!"

"Snake?!"

This person is very powerful, not to mention turning a snake out of thin air, and he also came to catch the snake empty-handed.

So who could this be?

"Remember, I'm Wang Shuanglin! After cultivating in Nantianmen for 9,999 years, he went down to Pudu sentient beings! ”

Wang Shuanglin?

This name is really reminiscent of a lot, but everyone hasn't thought much about it, and Chow Tai Sin is not ambiguous.

"Hey, hey! You can see clearly, that guy turned into a snake is a trick! It's fake! "Chow Tai Sin came out to administer justice.

So how can Wang Shuanglin endure it?

"Look at it, this person's face, sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, must be the reincarnation of a monster, take him down!"

This, this......

Damn, everyone wants to laugh, it's not that Bai Shiqiu, Zhou Daxian, was cut on the screen, but this description, sharp-beaked monkey gills, this is Bai Shiqiu's movie, right?

The level of self-blackening is wide.

However, then, the story of "Thai Embarrassment" began.

A super powerful concept emerged.

Water turns into oil.