At the door of the store, the owner "One Finger Zen" looked at me thoughtfully.

"Why are you looking at me so affectionately?" I asked with a smile on the finger Zen.

"I heard from the landlord that you collect love stories all day long!" One Finger Zen hehehehe

"Yes," I said solemnly, "I have devoted the past two years to this!" ”

"Then can you write about my love story?" One Finger Zen asked seriously, "I want the whole world to know about my love!" ”

"Of course," I grinned and took a chair from the door of the store, "you bring me some beers, and I'll treat you to a drink, and talk while you drink!" ”

One Finger Zen quickly pulled out a half-jam of beer from the store and placed it next to mine.

He moved a chair himself and sat down.

"Then I'll go back first," Chu Fangfang said to me as he walked, "You guys talk slowly!" ”

"Okay!" I laughed.

"Do you know why I'm called One Finger Zen?" One-finger Zen sat in front of me and stretched out his left hand as he spoke, "Do you want to know how this index finger is gone?" ”

"For women," I guessed, "I chopped it myself, and people of our time loved to play with this!" ”

"You're right," Finger Zen said with a grim face, "It's all the damage caused by the Dog's Day!" ”

"I guess you're pretty early online!" I thought about it.

"Yes," said Ichchizen earnestly, "I started surfing the Internet in 2000, when Internet cafes still used telephone lines to dial up the Internet. From the very beginning of the Internet, they called me One Finger Zen, and at that time this index finger of mine was still there. The reason they call me One Finger Zen is because I only use one finger to poke around on the keyboard when I type online. ”

"There were a lot of small Internet cafes back then," I said to One-Finger Zen with a smile, "and there were a lot of people who would only use one finger to poke around the keyboard!" ”

"Our hometown is in a small town in Shanxi," said Yizhizen sonorously, "the Internet café is called a piece of Internet Cafe!" The reason why it is called a piece of Internet café is because it is located in a remote area, there is no toilet in the Internet café, and there is no signboard outside. ”

"We have a little internet café like this too!" I smiled.

"My wife's online name is Water Fairy," Finger Zen said earnestly, "and she often likes to go to a Internet café to surf the Internet." That day, I heard someone say that a netizen came to a piece of Internet café to find my wife, so I rushed to a piece of Internet café. When I arrived, I realized that I was a step late, and my wife, the water fairy, was no longer in the Internet café. I asked the owner of the Internet café where my wife had gone, and the owner of the Internet café said with a smile that she had just left and was going to the night market to eat hot pot with a netizen kohlrabi who had come from thousands of miles to meet. ”

"At that time, netizens loved to meet!" I said it seriously.

"Yes," said One Finger Zen, "after listening to the owner of the Internet café, I jumped out of the Internet café with a 'whoosh' and ran towards the night market. The wind is whistling in my ears. In the night market, the lights are bright. I soon found my wife, the water fairy, at the little hot girl hot pot stall. From afar, I saw her chatting happily with the legendary kohlrabi in a suit and leather shoes, her face was like a peach blossom, her energy was flying, and she giggled from time to time. I looked up at the sky, and there were no stars in the sky; I looked down at my shoes again, and they were covered in dust; I finally took a deep breath, steadied myself, and then staggered towards my wife! ”

"Yes!" I smiled, "Gotta get the posture right!" ”

"As soon as my wife saw me appear," said Finger Zen earnestly, "she was stunned when she was still in high spirits just now, her mouth wide open, her lips twitching, as if she wanted to say something, but in the end she didn't say anything. At this time, I didn't say a word, but just held a cigarette in front of them, nodded my head, leaned my shoulders, flicked my legs, and shook my feet...... Kohlrabi looked at me and asked my wife who I was, but my wife didn't say anything. I then asked kohlrabi if he was a man......"

"What do you mean by that?" I laughed.

"Kohlrabi asked me the same question at the time," Finger Zen said with a sneer, "I said to kohlrabi, if he's a man, try it with me!" As I spoke, I picked up a plate of vermicelli and poured it into the soup pot that had just boiled, spread my palms, and let the kohlrabi fish with my hands! ”

"He's definitely not going to catch it!" I guessed.

"Of course he didn't have the guts," said Finger Zen with a sinister face, "and he was so frightened that he just looked at me dumbfounded." I said to him, look at your uncle, how did I catch it! I said as I rolled up my sleeves and reached out to the pot......"

"Did you catch it?" I asked with interest.

"No," Finger Zen smiled, "the boss persuaded him." The boss said that it is not easy to make a good pot of soup, if you have to fish, you might as well wait until you finish eating! ”

"The boss is telling the truth!" I laughed.

"I then asked kohlrabi," said Finger Zen seriously, "and I asked him if he dared to open the bottle with his head, and kohlrabi still wondered. I smiled and said to him, 'Look at your uncle, how am I playing', and then I picked up the wine bottle and smashed it on my head, and after two 'bangs', the wine bottle opened, and my head also opened a long opening, and I laughed all over my head with blood, and I asked the kohlrabi: 'Uncle, how am I playing?' ’”

"Kohlrabi will definitely be scared away! I smiled.

"Yes," said Finger Zen happily, "the kohlrabi ran away." I warned him at his distant back that he would seduce my wife less in the future. When my wife saw this, she pulled her legs out of her breath and left. She walked in front of her, and I was in the back. ”

"And then?" I asked with interest.

"Then we went home together," said Finger Zen with a majestic face, "and as soon as I got home, I made a pair of tiger chairs overnight, and chopped up an old hen that was still laying eggs in front of my wife, and then told her hoarsely that if she didn't quit the net, this would be the end!" As a result, my wife was not scared at all, she yawned and continued to apply nail polish to her fingernails in a hurry. After applying, she still dangled her finger and asked me if I looked good! ”

"She didn't take you seriously at all!" I said with a laugh.

"Yes," said Ichzen angrily, "she was so angry with me that I threatened her with a kitchen knife that if she put nail polish on her nails again, I would chop off her fingers!" When my wife heard this, she cried and couldn't figure out whether it was real or fake. I yelled at her that if she wanted to cry, she would go back to her mother's house and cry, and my wife started crying again. ”

"A woman's move," I said with a laugh, "one cry, two trouble, three hanging!" ”

"Actually, my heart softened at the time," Yizhi Zen smiled, "I dropped the kitchen knife to comfort her, I said that I was angry with that kohlrabi, because that kohlrabi doesn't look like a good thing, it's quite a big head!" My wife pouted and told me to 'go,' and I coaxed her and said, 'Oh! Don't you love me, my dear? Don't you really love me? I tried to grab my wife's shoulder, but she dodged sideways, and I just hugged her thigh, and I said to my wife, 'Look at this, original!' I put my arms around my wife's thighs and smiled helplessly but happily. ”

"Did she still love the Internet later?" I asked seriously.

"After that day," said Ichchizen with a blank face, "my wife disappeared from a internet café." There are many rumors among the people in the rivers and lakes, some people say that she went to find kohlrabi, some people say that she has returned to her parents' house, and some people say that she was given the Fa by me on the spot...... There are all kinds of things to say, anyway, everyone is idle, and they are idle on the Internet, and they are idle under the Internet. ”

"And where the hell did she go?" I asked, puzzled.

"I don't know!" "Since then, I've been wandering around in camouflage as usual. Suddenly, one day, I got the exact news that my wife, the water fairy, had resurfaced and was surfing the Internet in a Internet café. When I arrived, my wife was sitting in front of a machine chatting online. I dragged her home, and she pulled the table and didn't come back. I was in a hurry, picked up a stool and threatened her that if she didn't reply, I would smash the computer! The proprietress was not afraid, she took a bite of the apple slowly and said happily, now the Internet café business is not good, and she is worried that she can't handle these computers! I put down my stool and watched my wife say nothing. ”

"I really can't help it!" I smiled.

"That's what I thought at first," said Finger Zen, "and I don't think I can do anything about her." I stood there stupidly, chatting in the Internet café, playing games, and the proprietress who loved to nibble on apples was still nibbling on apples. The kitchen knife after peeling the apple was placed on the table. I was ruthless, scolded the 'dog's network', jumped to the table in one step, grabbed the kitchen knife, put my fingers on the table, and asked my wife if she had quit the Internet ......"

"Your wife must be frightened!" I laughed.

"Didn't scare her," said Finger Zen dejectedly, "My wife squinted at me with disdain and said nonchalantly, if you want to chop, take it to the door and chop it, and you have to clean it up when you chop it into the house!" With that, she started to crack the keyboard again. ”

"So you're forced to go to Liangshan!" I said it seriously.

"Yes," said Yizhi Zen angrily, "I was forced to go up to Liangshan, so I was ruthless, and my hand fell with a knife, and with a 'click', one of my fingers fell to the ground!" Blood, bleeding all over the ground, everyone in the Internet café opened their mouths wide, and I ran out of the Internet café laughing wildly! ”

"Since then," I said with a smirk, "you've become a real 'finger cripple'!" ”

"Since then," said Ichchizen earnestly, "I've quit the Internet altogether, and I'm not going to Internet cafes anymore." From then on, I used to either walk through the fields and villages as fast as the wind, or lie drunk on the side of the road like a dead dog. ”

"Where's your wife, the water goblin?" I asked, puzzled.

"She's evaporated from the world again!" One finger Zen said.

"And then?" I asked.

"Later," said Zen with a blank face, "the days went by. The weather turned from warm to cool. One bleak autumn day, I heard that a new Internet café suddenly opened opposite a piece of Internet café, named Birdman. The internet café is luxuriously furnished, with toilets, air conditioning, and free purified water. Its proprietress is my wife, the water fairy, who has been missing for a long time, but the boss is not a kohlrabi, but a guy called the river god. ”

"Are you divorced?" I asked for one-finger Zen.

"Leave," Finger Zen said helplessly, "I really can't help it!" ”

"How's that new Internet café business?" I asked, thoughtfully.

"Not very good," said Ichchizen happily, "on the day the Birdman Internet Café opened, the damp firecrackers rang off intermittently like sheep for a long time, and there were more than two thick confetti piled up at the door, but no one walked in. For a few days, the Internet café was dried white, and the turnover was far less than that of those who sold tea eggs at the door. ”

"Why?" I asked, puzzled.

"The proprietress is also my ex-wife, the water fairy," Yizhi Zen said seriously, "If you want to say that there are few networms there, the Internet café opposite her is often overcrowded; When it comes to the price, her fee is cheaper than a piece of; If you want to talk about computer configurations, she is all up to date; If you want to talk about the number of Internet cafes, there are only two in the town. My ex-wife, the water elves, hadn't had sex with the river god for two nights in a row, and that's what I reckoned, and they must have been spending the night discussing this serious and realistic and pressing question. ”

"In this case, there is only one way to reduce the price!" I smiled.

"Yes," Finger Zen affirmed, "the result of their discussion is a price reduction!" fell, and returned the white skin; Descend again, and after the white skin, it will still be white skin; Finally, simply implement a free period. At this time, people began to come to the Birdman Internet Café to surf the Internet; Last while, as soon as the free period passed, the Internet café returned to its original desertion. ”

"The boss must be angry!" I thought about it.

"Yes," said Ichchizen happily, "the owner of the Internet café, Kawajin, stood at the door and looked at the sky for a long time, then turned around and asked my ex-wife with a blank face, if everyone here is all mentally ill?" My ex-wife didn't say anything, she looked at the at the door, and she was stunned. No one noticed that a piece of at the door of a piece of was moving closer to the door of the Birdman Internet café day by day, moving closer to ...... Finally, on a dark and windy night, it was unknowingly embedded in the aluminum alloy door of the Birdman Internet Café! ”

"You must have done it!" I smiled.

"Yes," Ichchan affirmed, "no one else will do it but me!" ”

"The Internet café is not far from closing!" I thought about it.

"You're right," said Ichchizen excitedly, "a month later, the sign at the door of the Birdman Internet Café had two big words written on it - transfer; A month and a half later, the Birdman Internet café was overrun by a big fat man, selling noodles such as pulled noodles, rolled noodles, knife-cut noodles, and noodles mixed with noodles. He didn't take my ex-wife with him on the day he left, he threw the luggage that my ex-wife happily put in the car out of the car window one by one, and then stepped on the gas pedal and drove away with a 'woo'. My ex-wife was standing on the side of the street, holding her newly bulging belly, fainting. When she woke up, she was already lying on the white bed in the hospital. ”

"You took her to the hospital?" I asked tentatively.

"Yes," said Ichchizen with a deep face, "my ex-wife looked at my fingerless hand and asked me why I bothered with her, and I looked out the window at a magpie's nest in the poplar tree and said because she used to be my wife!" ”

"Some love is short-lived, maybe they break up before dawn," I said with emotion as I looked at the vicissitudes of Zen on my face, "Some love can't die, even if it's dusk!" ”

"It's all to blame on that dog-day network!" Finger Zen said indignantly, "That day, my ex-wife also scolded 'Dog's Day Network', and then muttered and pulled me and dug her nails deep into my flesh!" ”

"Did you remarry?" I asked, thoughtfully.

"Of course," Finger Zen smiled, "she's here, I have to hurry to the store!" ”

I looked up with a smile.

I saw the proprietress walking towards the door of the store.