"I said Lao Han, the Spring Festival Gala was handed over to Bai Shiqiu, what happened?"

"What's wrong? Are you worried? ”

"It's not that I'm not worried, but this kid can always give people some tricks, I'm afraid that he is too tricky this time, and ordinary people can't accept it."

"You mean those old guys look uncomfortable?"

"If only you understood."

The third master and Tong Ju drank with two people, if you want to say that you can drink a little wine to warm up your body in this winter, it is no better, not to mention brushing the meat, in Bai Shiqiu's words, it is no cure.

But the two of them drank and soaked, but the topic was always inseparable from the Spring Festival Gala.

It must be said that the work of the Spring Festival Gala is CCTV, but the bureau and CCTV are actually a nostril puffer, if you know the geography of the capital, you will know that the two units can be said to be together at all.

Big pants?

That's true, but there are some places that are the real core of power.

As for the Zhongying on the third master's side, it is really farther away, but in terms of work, the Tong Bureau is in charge.

This Spring Festival Gala is different, very different.

Feng Xiaogang, a well-known film director in China, basically everyone knows him, can a former film director come to the Spring Festival Gala, who has seen it?

This time is definitely an innovation, a new attempt, but whether it can succeed, or rather, on the stage program of the Spring Festival Gala, which is already a little old, let her old tree sprout, it depends on this time.

The hope is great, and the stakes are great.

Feng Xiaogang's level is there, and besides, isn't that Bai Shiqiu?

Although Bai Shiqiu has always been a film and television star, don't forget that he was the first in all subjects when he was admitted to Chinese opera, and he also has stage skills, and he can sing and dance.

Feng Xiaogang was born in a literary and artistic soldier, and the two of them will not be too bad.

But I'm still worried.

"Anyway, how did he toss, didn't you review the show in the end? What are you afraid of?" The third master pointed out the key point.

That's right, the power of life and death is actually still on the side of the bureau, as well as some leaders of CCTV.

Bai Shiqiu and Feng Xiaogang are part-time workers in this Spring Festival Gala.

There is a powerful thing about the third master's words, you see, how awesome your bureau is, you can let a rich guy like Bai Shiqiu with a net worth of hundreds of billions work for you, and it doesn't cost any money, how awesome!

Tong Ju naturally understood, but he could only smile bitterly, "I'm afraid that he will make trouble." ”

The third master smiled and nodded, worthy of being a leader, thinking a lot.

So, what to do?

"I'm fine." The third master pushes two, five, six.

"You...... You old man Han, hehe......" Tong Ju took a drink with a wry smile.

What does this mean?

Wine, don't drink it in vain, Tong Ju wants Han Sanye to come out to help, make peace with Bai Shiqiu, don't make any moths, our old arms and legs can't stand the toss.

But the third master is so smart, he drank the wine and ate the meat, and he didn't care about the matter.

Why?

Simple, the third master is going to retreat.

When he is old, he can't retreat, anyway, he is the one who wants to retreat, so why provoke Bai Shiqiu?

You know, where do you go after you retire?

ZZHB Cinemas seems to have prepared a place for him.

People, if you still have a little energy, you can move more.

The Tong Bureau is out of line, so it depends on the review of the show.

Saying...... It seems to be just a show, and there are some problems.

That's it, Qianqian's sketch.

……

"Lao Bai, is it okay?"

"You don't care, you just take care of acting, and I'll take care of the rest."

"Don't fool me."

"You said you were a southern girl, don't keep talking about the Northeast."

"You dead ghost, hehe......"

Qianqian is backstage, a little nervous at this time, it's really strange, it is said that a movie queen like her, she used to be an acting school from a stage play, although she hasn't acted much recently, but it is impossible to be nervous.

But this time is different, she won't feel at ease if she doesn't count Lao Bai.

Why?

It's very simple, our previous sketch requires rectification.

It is said that he was almost killed, but Lao Bai went out to talk to the leaders and talked for a long time, so he won such a chance to come again.

It's not easy, it's not easy to review the sketches of the Spring Festival Gala, and besides, Qianqian herself didn't expect that Lao Bai would come up with such a sketch.

Now, let's do it again, the key is that Lao Bai, a dead ghost, is not on stage.

Qianqian's one-man show?

No, no, how could it be.

What about another person?

This person is none other than Lao Bai's son, Bai Lang!

Could it be that Lao Bai used his power to pave a road to fame for his son?

This is Zhang Mo, an old classmate of his own?

It's really not, Bai Lang, this kid really doesn't have any performance in this sketch, he just has a job.

followed my mother on stage, and then, in front of a group of old men and young staff, I was quite embarrassed, took off my pants, squatted, and then...

"Oops~ You kid, ...... on paper" Qianqian appeared, and she did this...

The child wants to be untied, and she will lay paper on the ground as a mother.

What kind of operation is this?

What kind of sketch is this?

Is Bai Lang's large-scale drama contributed like this?

At this time, on the stage, there are still some iconic things, such as so-and-so, such as Kowloon, such as Dragon and Phoenix Teahouse and other signboards.

That's right, that's what it is, it's Hong Kong!

There is also a street sign next to it.

In other words, the performance just now was a child defecating on the streets of Hong Kong, just like this?

This one...

But it seems to be okay, after all, there is paper on the floor, right?

"Mom! I can't help it! ”

"Just this once, you'll have to pay attention in the future."

The conversation between the two is generally normal...... Well, it can't be abnormal, it's a mother and daughter in itself.

However, is this called a sketch?

Soon, things came!

"Ahh What's this about? ”

A young man appeared, with a wide spectrum, and was still taking pictures with his mobile phone.

What's going on?

As long as you have been to Hong Kong, those who care about the news in Hong Kong must have understood.

These are some of the small events between the dry ports.

To put it simply, some mainland tourists come to Hong Kong, especially those with children, and in some special circumstances, they will do such things and defecate in the open.

Actually, there's a reason for that.

"Hey, hey! What are you shooting! Are you mistaken! ”

"Are you mistaken, big sister! How can your child do this? Open Anywhere?! ”

"He's still a kid! How can a child endure like an adult! ”

"Is that okay? Is it possible to say that you can open up everywhere? ”

By the way, children are different from adults, and it is difficult for children to live with, especially in Hong Kong.

The place is really small, the toilet is really hard to find, and there are other reasons.

At this time, Qianqian and Bai Lang really vividly interpreted a mother and son who went to Hong Kong to play...... It's strange if it's not played well.

Bai Lang may lack some acting experience, but after all, he is his own mother by his side, and besides, the tiger father has no dogs, and his own mother is also very powerful, and the newborn calf is not afraid of the tiger...... All kinds of idioms, all of them show that Bai Lang has two strokes.

He doesn't have many lines anyway.

Make a show here, after solving it, and see someone filming him, he will ......

"Woooooooooo......oo Ahhh ”

Just crying is a bit powerful.

Saying...... Of course, it's impossible to really, this is the stage, and people can be happy with CCTV.

As for the fact that if it is really broadcast, then the child's little Ding Ding problem ...... Ahem...... It's okay, it's okay, the shooting angle, we can let Lang'er hide it, and then make a look, such as using a garbage can to block it.

And the point is.

"Oops!" The young man in Hong Kong directly grabbed the paper, the paper...

"I said, what's the matter with you? Do you think this thing is a treasure? Ouch, are you still shooting? A work of art? Qianqian ...... at this time The Northeast dialect is out.

It's the paper that was robbed, and there is now a yellow lump on it, this thing was snatched by the young man like a treasure, and then clicked and patted it, this look, with Shang Qianqian's lines, this is simple.

"Poof......haha"

There were many people in the audience, and Tong Ju was one of them, and he couldn't help laughing, let alone others.

Even if you really don't laugh, it's something else that hurts.

Language programs are just to make some laughs.

This sketch is basically understood by now, and it is already very clear.

The Hong Kong young man made a big deal about it, and it soon attracted the attention of the Internet.

All kinds of comments, all kinds of passers-by.

These are also group performances.

Anyway, all kinds of strange things have come out.,Like all kinds of-grabbing dramas before.,It's simple.。。。

"A tragedy caused by a piece of!" The videos are out!

So this ...

"Hahaha......"

The audience laughed.

In fact, there are similar events in reality, but when this event is exaggerated, this effect is ...... It's funny, but it's also thought-provoking.

But in fact, there are some small details in this, such as those who watched the play on the side, and those who commented, especially those who commented on this 'tragedy caused by a piece of', and there were several of them, all of whom spoke in a very standard Taiwanese accent.

So, how to solve it in the end?

Is it just that noisy?

Of course, there is an inside story in this.

There's another policeman, so of course I'll mediate.

Qianqian said with a sad face: "How do we know that you are like this in Hong Kong, it is so difficult to go to the toilet, it's not that our mother and sister didn't find a toilet, but they went to the restaurant to borrow it, but they said that they had to eat first." Oh my god, what's going on! We are solving the problem of export sales, and he has to let us first rectify import and procurement. ”

This one...

Poofhaha......

Import, the export was utilized in this way.

At this point, the real reason is said, it turns out that the toilets in Hong Kong are not so easy to use, such as shopping malls, it must be consumed in this shopping mall, and even the toilets in some shopping malls are marked with brands, that is, they must be consumed in this brand in order to use this 'room'.

Even the locals in Hong Kong complain a lot about this matter, and it is too capitalist.

So, is that all it takes?

"But they just don't follow the rules! Ah sir! Can't you see it's so dirty? You take a closer look. The young man handed the paper to the Hong Kong police......

Sir's expression is gone.

Hurry up.

"You! I'm talking about you! What are you shooting? You are violating other people's privacy, where you shoot, do you have that kind of quirk! ”

The police are helping.

"Ah sir!" The arrogance of young people in Hong Kong has weakened a lot.

And the policeman said to the mother and son, "Actually, you can go to the police station, the toilet in our police station will definitely let you use it." ”

But when the mother and son heard this, they were shocked, and Qianqian said in fear: "Mom! It's time for your own life! I have to eat a meal to borrow a toilet in a restaurant, I will go to your police station to borrow a toilet, so I have to stay in the bureau for a night? ”

This one...

Hahaha...... It makes sense and it's funny.

Well, this sketch is here, basically the story is almost told, and in the end, that is to come to the mainland and Hong Kong family, everyone is compatriots, Hong Kong young people admit their mistakes, mother and son also said that they did not do it right, and the Taiwanese accent does not talk much, which is harmonious and happy.

This is embarrassing.

But there is no way, the sketch has to be like this, it has to be like this, it is really embarrassing, but it can only be like this, and it may not be able to pass the review like this!

But I must say that this sketch still has some ideas, and the things it talks about are what are happening at the moment and there are things in reality.

Moreover, in terms of this actor, in addition to the mother and son, Qianqian and Bai Lang, there are also group performances, and Sir and Hong Kong young people also have some backgrounds.

The young man is played by Wang Gar, and the policeman is ...... Scum.

They are all powerful and have good acting skills...... And, with this broad spectrum, it's really emotional.

Now that the sketch is over, how do the leaders feel?

Will the review be passed?