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Qinling Town is located thirty miles east of the Qinchuan Mountains.

It is rich in products and has developed transportation, which is the only way to Xi'an City.

On the street of Qinling Town, two young people appeared. The young man on the left, with a majestic figure and a heroic posture, wears a Taoist robe and holds a peachwood sword in his hand, which looks different.

Strangely, the young man was carrying a black coffin, which looked eerie and terrifying.

A man on the right was thin and weak, looking like a dog, and a pair of thief eyes swept around, and saw those young women with outstanding demeanor, drooling, really like a wild dog.

"Chen Ergou, you're a little out of luck! It's all drooling. "The person who spoke was Lu Hao. After the two of them left the Qinchuan Mountain Range, they walked all the way east, and finally entered Qinling Town before the sun set.

Chen Ergou, a pervert, may not have touched a woman for a long time, so when he sees a young woman, he wants to get into trouble.

The young woman on the street was wearing a cheongsam, with a graceful figure, and her two big white legs were advancing alternately, and the temptation was irresistible.

"I'm naturally lustful, I like beautiful women, you can control it." Chen Ergou smiled, "Don't look at these women as serious, they are actually sluts." As long as you give money, it is guaranteed to make you happy like a fairy. ”

"You have slept in a coffin for twenty years, and you have long forgotten about men and women. As long as you follow Brother Ergou, I guarantee that you will taste the taste of a woman. ”

Lu Hao coughed and said seriously: "Although I also like beautiful women, I am not a casual person. ”

"Cut, pretend to be serious." Chen Ergou scoffed, "You just put green onions in your pig's nose and pretend to be an elephant!" When you meet the amorous lady, don't take off your pants. ”

Lu Hao said: "We are here to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts, not to look for flowers and willows." ”

"You are a Taoist priest of Maoshan Mountain, and I am a hooligan. It's your job to hunt ghosts, and it's my business to drink flowers. ”

Chen Ergou has been exploring the Qinchuan Mountains for several days in order to rob the tomb, and he has long been itchy, but now that he has finally come to the town, he naturally wants to be merry and happy.

"You! There is no cure, and sooner or later it will die on a woman. Yang Yifeng sneered at him.

"Everyone has to die, and it is better to die in the arms of a woman than to die on the street." Chen Ergou laughed, and suddenly, his face was gloomy and said, "You lied to me again." ”

"When did I lie to you?" Lu Hao was stunned for a moment.

Chen Ergou pointed to the town and shouted, "You said that the escape of the ghost from the ancient tomb will cause harm to the people under the mountain. What about ghosts? What about the people who have been hurt? ”

Lu Hao's face changed, he looked around, and felt that something was wrong, the ghosts and ghosts in the ancient tomb did run out, but why didn't he attack the people?

Along the way, I didn't meet a single ghost, and the people under the mountain lived and worked in peace and contentment, and they were not affected.

"Strange, where did the ghost go?" Lu Hao was puzzled.

Chen Ergou sneered: "You are a liar. ”

At this time, two people came up to him, holding batons, looking arrogant and domineering.

"What are you two sneaking around?"

These two people are the policemen in Qinling Town, who maintain order. There are more than a dozen police officers in the town, which are affiliated with the Xi'an City Police Department.

Lu Hao said with a dry smile: "I am a Taoist priest of Maoshan who travels all over the world to ward off disasters and evil spirits for the people. ”

"You're a Taoist!" The policeman looked at him for a while and sneered, "Wearing a Taoist robe and carrying a coffin, you dare to pretend to be a Taoist priest of Maoshan, I think you are a charlatan." ”

"I'm really a Taoist priest of Maoshan, not a liar." Lu Hao argued.

"Since you're a Taoist priest, what are you doing with a coffin on your back?" The police were all in a loud voice.

Lu Hao pondered for a moment and explained: "This coffin is a magic weapon, specially designed to deal with those demons and monsters who are doing mischief. ”

"Hehe, I heard that Taoist priests in Maoshan like to use charms to deal with ghosts, and the first time I saw someone using a coffin." The police were skeptical.

Lu Haoyi said righteously: "Maoshan Dao art has a long history, and many strange magic weapons have been derived. My coffin is a magic weapon to ward off disasters and evil spirits. ”

"Cut, no matter how you look at you, you're a charlatan." The policeman snorted, saw Chen Ergou at a glance, and said with a smile, "Isn't this a dog!" When did the tomb robber become a liar? ”

"Brother Liu, you still know me." Chen Ergou knows this policeman, the police captain of Qinling Town, who is greedy for money and likes women.

A year ago, Chen Ergou led the fat man and the thin man to rob the tomb together and was caught by the police. In order to get away with the crime, Chen Ergou spent ten silver dollars to bribe the police.

The police took the money and released Chen Ergou and his group.

The policeman surnamed Liu snorted coldly: "You look like a human and a dog, even if you turn to ashes, I know you." Your kid has made a lot of dead money from tomb robbing in the past few years, when will you take it out, let my brother and me open my eyes. ”

"Brother Liu, I've already washed my hands. Now follow Yang Daochang, walk the rivers and lakes, help people find dragon points, drive away evil spirits in the town, and earn a little money to support his family. "Chen Ergou is really good at lying.

"It's good to wash your hands in the golden basin! A year ago, I told you that tomb robbing is not a good thing to cut off children and grandchildren. Police Officer Liu glanced around and said in surprise, "What about the three fat men and the skinny monkey?" ”

"I don't know! Maybe those two boys didn't change their lives and went to rob the tomb again. Chen Ergou also felt strange, since leaving the Blood Dragon Ridge, the three fat men and the skinny monkey had disappeared.

Police Officer Liu said: "Let me tell you, the zombie dumplings in the ancient tomb are ghostly and evil, and there are countless of them, and whoever goes in will be unlucky." ”

"Brother Liu, it makes sense." Chen Ergou patted his ass.

Lu Hao couldn't help but asked, "Sir, how do you know that the ancient tomb is full of zombie zongzi?" ”

"How do I know, what does it have to do with you, you charlatan." Police Officer Liu snorted, "You two are in Qinling Town, it's best to keep to yourself and don't make trouble, otherwise I will arrest you and torture you." ”

"Brother Liu, don't worry, both of us are law-abiding citizens." Chen Ergou nodded and bowed, looking like a servile.

Police Officer Liu snorted and swaggered away.

"Dog fights man!" Lu Hao despises this kind of policeman who bullies the weak and fears the hard.

"Who do you say is the dog?" Chen Ergou's eyes widened.

"I didn't say you, don't sit down." Lu Hao straightened up his waist and walked forward.

"Didn't say me! But I'm Chen Ergou! I also have a nickname on the rivers and lakes, called Master Dog. ”

Chen Ergou followed, looking at the black coffin, he was frightened, this coffin is extremely evil and can suck human blood.

"I said Lu Daochang, you are walking with a coffin on your back, aren't you tired?"

"I'm not tired at all, this coffin is on me, it's the same as nothing." Lu Hao felt strange, this coffin weighed a hundred catties, but there was no pressure on his back at all.

Dream back to Datang!

Chen Ergou stopped, stared at a plaque, and drooled. "Daoist Lu, what do you see written on this?"

Lu Hao stopped, raised his eyes, and said in surprise: "Dream back to Datang!" ”

Chen Ergou said with a smile: "This dream back to the Tang Dynasty has a deep knowledge in it." ”

"It's just four words, what's the knowledge?"

"Let me ask you, who is the most famous in the Tang Dynasty?"

"Of course it's Tang Taizong Li Shimin."

"Wrong, it should be Yang Guifei!"

"What's the matter, Yang Guifei!" Lu Hao was taken aback.

Chen Ergou nodded and said: "This dream back to the Tang Dynasty means to take you back to the Tang Dynasty and look for Yang Guifei." ”

"What are you looking for Yang Guifei for?" Lu Hao looked confused.

Chen Ergou said with a smile: "You have slept in a coffin for twenty years, and you have long been out of touch with this society. I walk the rivers and lakes and see a lot, so I know the secrets inside. ”

"This search for Yang Guifei is to tell you that there are beautiful girls in it, as long as you have money, you can comfortably have a shot with them."

Lu Hao was stunned and said in horror: "There is Yang Guifei in this house?" ”

"It's not Yang Guifei, it's a beautiful girl like Yang Guifei." Chen Ergou explained, "To put it bluntly, this is a high-end brothel. ”

"Brothel!"

Lu Hao was dumbfounded, and scolded, "You just say that the brothel is not enough, if you have to say that you are looking for Yang Guifei, I will be blinded." ”

"This brothel is extraordinary, and the girls in it are all Oiran. is as beautiful as Yang Guifei, do you want to go in and try it, I'll treat you. ”

When Chen Ergou walked the rivers and lakes, he came across many such cultured brothels. Their names are unique, what dreams go back to the Three Kingdoms, which refers to Diao Chan, and dreams back to Spring and Autumn, which refer to Xi Shi.

Only an old driver like Chen Ergou knows the secrets of the cultural brothel.

Lu Hao has been out of touch with society for 20 years, so he naturally doesn't know some of the customs and customs of today's society.