After the eight immortals scolded and scolded, the senior boss played a round to calm the anger of the eight immortals, and several of us began to discuss the funeral, which was roughly the same as what Lao Wang said, but on the issue of the height of the mourning hall, we focused on it.

If the funeral is carried out at the current height, there will definitely be strange things in the future. It is obviously impossible to rebuild. In the end, we came up with a way to cover the top of the mourning hall with a large black cloth, and use the 'black' to cut off the aura of the mourning hall so that it could not affect the town.

I asked him why, he said: "Many things seem to be difficult to solve, in fact, as long as you use the simplest way, a few years ago in other towns I also met a rich man, similar to this situation, the mourning hall was built very high, and then covered with black cloth, nothing strange happened." ”

With the way, we discussed it again, and finally decided to let the thin monkey take a few eight immortals to cover the black cloth, and I arranged it with the senior guy in the mourning hall.

After the thin monkey went to cover the black cloth, I came to the coffin with the tall guy, the tall guy glanced at the deceased, frowned, and said: "The deceased is not blind to death, the funeral is not easy to do, and the coffin is so big, I'm afraid it is not easy to lift, eight people are estimated to be unable to lift it, and it takes sixteen people to carry it." ”

I nodded and said, "The coffin is a bit outrageous, and the eight immortals will definitely not be able to lift it." ”

"It's hard to get even eight people in the Great Zhengyue, and it's even harder to find sixteen people, unless you find Liu Kai and them to discuss, I'm afraid this coffin won't be able to be carried out." The tall guy is embarrassed.

I sighed, the problem of carrying the coffin, when I saw the coffin, I thought of it, I have been in a dilemma how to carry it, if it is usual, you can ask some fake immortals to carry it. However, in the Great Lunar Month, coupled with the resentment of the deceased, there will definitely be an accident when the fake immortals come to carry the coffin, so the only way to do it is to ask the eight immortals to carry it.

Looking for Liu Kai to borrow someone, I have also thought about this matter, but it doesn't feel appropriate, the grievances and grievances between our group of eight immortals and Liu Kai's group of eight immortals are not a day or two, but a long time, almost to the point where water and fire are incompatible, rashly invite them, not only can they not be invited, but they will be ridiculed if they are not good.

When I was in a dilemma, the senior guy spoke, "Chen Baxian, you are arranging the mourning hall here, I will go to Liu Kai, I must first find the person who carries the coffin, otherwise it will be too late, the coffin must be too big, and the tomb must be large, by the way, have you found the location of the tomb?" ”

"I heard Yan Seventeen say, the tomb seems to be on a certain mountain in Balipu, I don't know which location it is, when Yan Seventeen comes, I'll ask him." I pulled out a cigarette and gave one to the tall guy.

"Okay, then I'll ask Liu Kai what he means first, you pay attention in the mourning hall alone!" The tall guy said a word and left the mourning hall.

Soon after Gao Lao went out, Widow Liu led four women, all of whom were women from our village, and the first thing she said when she saw me was, "Ouch! Chen Jiu, you are a delicate man, the old lady didn't even go to worship her parents' year, so she led her sisters to come here to help you, and afterwards, you have to invite the old lady to have a good drink, otherwise, the old lady will sit on your ass and kill you. ”

I smiled awkwardly and said, "Afterwards, I will definitely invite you to a big dinner and let you sit at the table!" ”

"That's pretty much it, count yourself on a little conscience!" Widow Liu walked in front of me, pinched my ass while I wasn't paying attention, and muttered, "I haven't pinched it for a while, why has my ass become smaller." ”

Made, I want to kick her, every time this widow sees me, she always rubs some oil and water on me, so that I am afraid from the bottom of my heart when I see her, and I invite her to cook at the funeral several times, but I avoid her, for fear of being insulted by her.

"Aunt Liu, this is the mourning hall!" I took a few steps back.

Widow Liu glanced at my crotch, laughed evilly, and said, "Auntie knows that this is the mourning hall, not the mourning hall, how can I usually see you." ”

As he spoke, he stepped forward again. I really can't wait to slap myself, why do I call Widow Liu to cook, isn't this embarrassing, but fortunately, at this time, I stammered and Yu Qian walked in.

"Brother Jiu, who is this person?" Stammered over to me and asked.

"People from my village, come here to help cook!" With that, I introduced them to each other.

After listening to my introduction, Widow Liu slapped her palm on her thigh and said thoughtfully: "No wonder you are so unkind to see your aunt, it turns out that there is a rich man's daughter, this is not your fault, Sister Jiajia is really good-looking." ”

"Auntie, Chen Jiu and I only met yesterday." Yu Qian straightened her expression and explained.

"Okay, no matter what happens to you young people, let's talk about business, while the lord's daughter is here, some things must be talked about first, it is very unlucky to cook at the funeral in the New Year's month, you have to pack the key points of the red envelope, you have to pack one every day, and you have to pack a pack of cigarettes." Widow Liu said.

"Yes! Nine people, the New Year does not pay tribute to the New Year's Eve to make white rice, red envelopes your bag focus, don't spoil our lottery this year. Another woman chimed in: "Don't say that the aunts love red envelopes, this is a year's lottery, and the aunts can't do anything." ”

"What are you talking about, this red envelope must be given, and you have to give more!" As I spoke, I found a few red envelopes, I didn't have any money on me, so I asked Yu Qian to stuff some money in, she looked at me suspiciously, took out the money clip, stuffed two hundred yuan into each red envelope, and handed them a few.

A few of them took the red envelope, and without saying anything, they asked me where I planned to hit the stove? How many people's rice is cooked, how big the mat is, tables, chairs, bowls, chopsticks, etc., whether to rent or buy.

For these problems, I have a headache to death, and I am most afraid of this kind of tedious matter, so I will let them wait, and I will make a phone call first.

I took out my mobile phone and made a call to Lang Gao, and the first thing I said was, "Director Lang!" I have to ask you for help again, this funeral still lacks a person in charge. ”

"I don't have time, the county leaders are all in the town, and I need to accompany them." Lang Gao ruthlessly rejected me.

"In the first month, just let those county leaders stay at the police station, you can spare a few days to come out and save the little brother, in terms of salary, as long as you open the exit, I can afford to pay." No matter what Lang Gao says, I am determined to invite him, after all, I have a million bills in the background, and I speak with confidence.

"Chen Baxian, do you think it is important to have a funeral, or is it important to accompany the leader? Needless to say, the county leader called me to play cards. ”

"Five days, 10,000 yuan salary, equivalent to your salary as director for more than half a year, you think about it!" I said urgently.

"How much?" Lang Gao was stunned for a moment.

"Two thousand yuan a day, a total of five days, I will pay you 10,000 yuan, the red envelope is counted separately, you only need to take care of things for me, let me do all the other things, even if it is the matter of the main family, I will also cover it, you just need to be a good guest."

"If something happens, the main family will blame it, and you will bear it alone?"

"Yes, the daughter of the main family is next to me, I can let her testify, and even let her go to greet the county leaders, as long as you come over and take care of things. Director Lang, this is 10,000 yuan, you don't need to do anything, just move your mouth, this kind of opportunity is rare in ten years, you have to think about it carefully! "I was bent on inviting Lang Gao over, and I didn't care about anything else, a funeral, without a good acquaintance, those tedious things can make people rush.