Ye Qian and I started chatting while eating.

"Can I discuss a little question with you?" I asked Ye Qian tentatively.

"Say it!" Ye Qian smiled, "What's the problem?" ”

"I demolished the kitchen door during the renovation," I asked Ye Qian softly, "That's what you mean, right?" ”

"Of course that's what I mean," Ye Qian said seriously, "Small families rarely fire!" ”

"The kitchen door can't be removed during renovation," I continued to ask Ye Qian softly, "That's what your mother meant, right?" ”

"Of course she meant," Ye Qian still said seriously, "She's afraid that the fumes will run into the house!" ”

"I said tear down the kitchen door," I said, smiling, "and I'm standing on your side, right?" ”

"That's right!" Ye Qian smiled, "Of course you have to stand on my side!" ”

"Then the problem arises," I said earnestly, "that my mother was not happy that I had torn down the kitchen door; If I don't tear down the kitchen door, the consequences will be even worse! So, what did I do wrong with this last time? ”

"Of course you're wrong," Ye Qian said seriously, "You don't have an opinion!" ”

"Actually, speaking from the heart," I said to Ye Qian seriously, "I really don't approve of tearing down the kitchen door!" You don't cook much, that's true, but I do, you know. If I had to say it myself, I wouldn't approve of tearing down the kitchen door! ”

"Then why would you give up on yourself?" Ye Qian asked angrily.

"Because I love you!" I said emotionally.

"This is even more wrong for you," Ye Qian said coquettishly, "In our love, if you suppress your thoughts, feelings and behaviors in order to win my love, no amount of enthusiasm between us will gradually become cold or even disappear." If you go along with it and make compromises, it will not only diminish our enthusiasm for each other, but also stifle our love. For the sake of love, if you wronged yourself every time, it is tantamount to telling yourself that the original you are not good enough. Every time you try to correct or change me, you are telling me that I am not worthy of your love. In the name of love, suppressing oneself or changing the reality of lovers is very deformed. Healthy love should be free, sincere and mutually beneficial. Therefore, if you give up your true colors for me, this is definitely not true love. Only by understanding each other's differences can we be more tolerant and support each other without sacrificing our personal needs......"

"It was me who was wrong!" I said with a sincere face.

"It's good to know your mistakes," Ye Qian smiled, "Is there any more questions?" ”

"No," I said hurriedly, "really no!" ”

Ye Qian looked at me with anger on her face.

I couldn't laugh or cry.

"Where are you going to eat in a while?" I asked Ye Qian.

"you," Ye Qian said seriously, "I definitely can't do that, my mother is here!" ”

"Do what?" I asked knowingly.

"Haven't you thought about it in three months?" Ye Qianjiao asked with a look of disgust.

"Forget about that," I said with a hippie smile, "and does your mother know that you stay with me at night?" ”

"I know," Ye Qian said with affection, "She doesn't approve of you, and she doesn't object!" ”

"Let's go now, then!" I got up and said to Ye Qian, "I can't drink here, because I'm going to drive for a while, and it's not interesting for you to drink alone, right?" ”

"That's right!" Ye Qian said as she got up, "I wanted to leave a long time ago!" ”

I smiled and my heart fluttered.

It was getting dark.

I got in the car and took Ye Qian to my rented house.

The room was deserted.

Next to the computer desk, there is a large bucket of open second pot heads.

"Do you drink this wine?" I asked Ye Qian with a smile.

"Drink!" Ye Qian smiled and nodded, "But I want to eat roast lamb shank!" ”

"I'll go now," I said earnestly, "not far, half an hour's walk!" ”

"How long is the drive?" Ye Qian asked.

"It's longer to drive," I explained, "and you have to make a long detour, you can't get there!" ”

"Then you can go!" Ye Qian smiled.

I hurried downstairs and walked briskly towards the street.

On the streets, the weather is freezing and the cold wind is blowing.

The owner of the barbecue shop was about to close the stall when he saw me running and stopped tidying up.

"And a roast leg of lamb?" I asked hurriedly.

"Yes!" The boss said.

"Two of them!" I smiled.

"Are you married?" The owner chatted with me while roasting a leg of lamb.

"What do you see?" I laughed and asked, "Will my mom kick me out on a hellish night like this to buy a roast leg of lamb?" ”

The boss laughed.

Soon, the leg of lamb is baked.

I packed the roast leg of lamb in a plastic bag, wrapped my clothes tightly, and ran towards the rental house in the cold wind.

In the room, Ye Qian was standing in front of my cabinet.

The cabinet door was open.

"Looking for what?" I asked casually.

"You still have some things in Mengjie!" Ye Qian said softly.

"I know I shouldn't stay," I said earnestly, "but I can't make up my mind to throw them away!" ”

"Emotional garbage is also garbage," Ye Qian said seriously, "Now that the past has passed, it is useless to worry about or linger on it." Indulging in troubles will only make you more troubled. Being obsessed with wounds can only hurt oneself even more. Smart people are always good at putting unpleasant things behind them. If you torture yourself with the past, you will only make more mistakes. ”

"I really can't afford to throw it!" I said with a smile.

"If I have things in my room that have been used by other men," Ye Qianxing asked with a slight sneer, "What would you think in your heart?" ”

"Then take them with you tomorrow when you leave," I thought to myself, "you can deal with them for me, and I will be sad if I throw them myself!" ”

"Yes!" Ye Qian smiled.

"Then I'll only keep one thing, okay?" I asked Ye Qian tentatively.

"Yes," Ye Qian said with a smile, "Keeping one is also a souvenir!" I'd love to know which one you'd like to keep, though? ”

"That rope," I said earnestly, "is to keep it for the clothes!" ”

"This reason is not convincing," Ye Qian said calmly, "You have wires in your house to dry clothes, and there are wires on the roof to dry clothes!" ”

"Keep it to alert you at any time," I thought about, "what do you think, if any woman gets involved with me in the future, and I can't get rid of it, I can use it to abuse it well, and I don't need to chase her, she will run away secretly!" ”

"That's a compelling reason!" Ye Qian laughed and said, "You must keep it!" ”

"Let's eat a leg of lamb!" I said and put the leg of lamb on the plate.

Ye Qian smiled.

I was smiling.

We started drinking and chatting.

"Tell me a love story!" Ye Qian suddenly said to me seriously, "I want you to be original, and it's very funny!" ”

"Original, funny, love story," I thought to myself, "then I'll tell you a love story of "I'm a dwarf, who am I afraid of?" ”

"Let's talk about it! Midget! Ye Qian smiled.

"It's about gnomes," I corrected with a playful laugh, "it's not gnomes!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense," Ye Qianjiao said angrily, "Let's start!" ”

"People often say, 'Three years old is old, six years old is old.'" "I'll tell it seriously," but this was wrong when applied to Da Lang. After looking at a few six-year-old people, no matter how you look at it, you can't see that he is an old man. ”

"Is this Da Lang Wu Da Lang?" Ye Qian asked thoughtfully.

"Yes!" I said seriously, "A few months ago, he borrowed money from everywhere, saying that he wanted to check the appearance of the market by selling roasted cakes, and he wanted to expand his business and open a beef and mutton steamed bun restaurant." People knew that he was honest and helped him out. After he got the money, he played personal evaporation, and later learned that he got Thailand to see a ladyboy. When I came back, my hair was dyed, my phone was bought, and I dressed like a new human. When people asked him to pay him back, he pouted: 'I admit I owe you money, but I don't have it now, you can't let me steal it!' Whoever is going to be in a hurry, he patted his chest: "If you want money, you want a life!" If you hurt me, you will see a doctor, and if you kill me, you will die! Hmph, I'm a dwarf, who am I afraid of! The voice is louder than the debtor's. ”

"I really haven't heard of this version of Wu Dalang," Ye Qian said seriously after taking a sip of wine, "It's time for his wife Xiaolian to appear!" ”

"It's time to play," I said seriously, "Pan Jinlian saw that Da Lang didn't sell baked cakes, and he was in debt everywhere, and he didn't go home in anger." Da Lang carried two catties of pork, a pot of wine and a bottle of sulfuric acid, and after finding her, he shook the wine pot and pork: "Women, marry chickens with chickens, marry dogs with dogs, and marry pig-killers to learn to turn their intestines." Good wife, just accept your fate! I'll give you hot wine to drink when you get home, and fried pork slices to eat! Pan Jinlian didn't reply, Da Lang tilted his neck, drank a pot of wine, sprayed the wine to the ground, poured sulfuric acid up, looked at the charred pork and said to Pan Jinlian: "It's okay if you don't go back, is that you disfiguring me, or am I disfiguring you?" I'm a dwarf, what am I afraid of? Disfigurement is the equivalent of beauty! What about you? Hehe, let's see who can want you in the future! Pan Jinlian didn't have a rut, she walked back forward, and Da Lang followed behind for a while, and her mouth was still chattering: "Who said that twisted melons are not sweet?" If you don't twist it, I'm afraid you won't even be able to eat this not sweet melon skin! ’”

"Da Lang's face is comparable to yours!" Ye Qian laughed.

"Thanks for the compliment!" I pretended to say, "The more Da Lang plays, the more he gets on the road." One day, he stopped Ximenqing on the street and said viciously: 'Dude, everyone in the world knows that you have molested my wife, and if this matter is not resolved, neither of us can think about it!' Your family is big and rich, and you are still dignified; I don't have a job, I don't have money, I don't look as good as you, and I still have a bunch of debts behind the ditch...... Let's take one life for one life, let's see who is worth it? Ximenqing didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned around to leave, but who knew that Da Lang's eyes were in a hurry, and he went up with an arrow and hugged his thigh and said, "Want to go?" No way! Let the people of Zishi Street see how fun it is to hold the thighs of the playboy in our Yanggu County! You're not afraid of being embarrassed, what am I afraid of as a dwarf! As soon as Ximen Qing raised his legs, Da Lang lay on the ground and rolled on the ground with 'oops, oops'...... Headaches, tinnitus, blurred vision, unsteady heartbeat, and other diseases have come out, and I go to the hospital to take X-rays, check CT, do electrocardiograms, and so on. The hospital took great care of him, and even Zenggolin was prescribed in the first-aid medicine. The police officers at the police station were also iron-faced and selfless, while going to the hospital to persuade Da Lang to recuperate from his injuries, and not to be discharged from the hospital if the matter was not resolved, he went to the Lion Building to drink wine and persuade Ximen Qing, saying that it was really difficult for Da Lang to sue them, and also said that Wu Song had brought a message from the underworld, and if the public did not solve it well, he would take 108 rogue criminals to wash Yanggu County overnight and so on. Ximenqing is a person who understands and knows what medicine is in the gourd of these people. He invited people from the police station to settle the matter, and then gave Da Lang another 10,000 yuan, which was considered private. As soon as he went to the checkout, there was a carp behind Da Lang, took the money, and went straight to the Internet café to play anti-terrorism. ”

"The vicissitudes of the righteous path," Ye Qian said with emotion, "Change the crooked way!" ”

"Da Lang was hospitalized this time," I said seriously, "not only did his reputation go out, but he also had money, and even his height increased by two centimeters." From then on, no one in the entire Yanggu County dared to mess with him. ”

"This big brother is not easy to mess with!" Ye Qian laughed.

"Recently," I said with great interest, "Da Lang has played new tricks again: sometimes he practices flying knives at home, saying that he intends to go to Liangshan to be a good man; From time to time, he knocked on the wooden fish to chant the scriptures, saying that he saw through the red dust and wanted to become a monk...... Terrifyingly, he often asked people where he could buy pounds of arsenic and tons of explosives. The question made people panic, for fear that they would accidentally offend him and be blacklisted. There is a suspicion that he is sick in the head. Only Pan Jinlian knew in her heart that what that guy wanted was that effect, he was so nervous, he was just pretending to be a ghost and scaring people, he didn't want to repay his debts and wanted to deceive people again! Because he often chatters during sex: 'In these days, it is difficult to be a good person, a hooligan is easy to be, and neurological patients are even more popular!' ’”

"Is it over?" Ye Qian asked with a serious face.

"It's over," I chuckled, "and you like to hear my stories now, too!" ”

"It's not that I like to hear you tell stories," Ye Qian said seriously, "It's because you drink and eat meat too quickly, let you tell a story, you can eat less and drink less!" ”

I looked at Ye Qian expressionlessly.

Ye Qian smiled.