Volume 1: The Mystery of the Magneto-Golem of the Supergod Element Chapter 4 I can't eat a gluttonous meal
Then the Han Dynasty general Huo Qu was sick to liberate Puzi, Cheshi, Beilu, and Jimi and Wusun to join forces in the Ili River Valley, and then established Luntai County. The Maodun Department had to retreat from the Turpan Basin to the Yanqi Basin to rest, and after leading a group to occupy Loulan, the general of Tanma reported Huo Quai's illness and led the troops back to Chang'an to report on their work.
This human flesh is the corpse of the King of the Great Moon Clan. Mao Dun ordered Yu to ask King Loulan to call the best chef in the country to make this human meat feast. Then, during the banquet, the kings of the Western Regions countries were forced to taste together. His move was naturally to deter the countries of the Western Regions, especially the Loulan Kingdom.
During the banquet, the head of the king of the Dayue clan was also cooked, brought up, and placed in the middle of the banquet. It's all about boiling whole sheep. The head of the King of the Great Moon Clan, which had been marinated, rested on the table, was still round and open, and there seemed to be infinite resentment in his eyes. Looking at the head of the King of the Great Moon Clan, the people at the banquet were even more afraid, but they had to move their chopsticks.
"Don't move this head yet! According to the way the Huns eat, this head was eaten by the most honorable people in the banquet! Who, then, was the most honorable person at the feast? ”
Mao Dun said coldly.
"Of course it's you, the king of kings!" The kings of the countries of the Western Regions all rushed to speak.
"That's not right!" Mao Dun interrupted everyone's answers, he looked at the king of Loulan, and said, "The most honorable person should be ......."
Seeing that Mao Dun looked at King Loulan, everyone followed suit. King Loulan was silent on the surface, but his hand touching his beard trembled, and sweat broke out on his forehead.
Seeing this, Mao Dun suddenly burst out laughing.
"You don't have to be afraid!" Mao Dun said: "You are a coffin who has not been around for a long time, how can you afford the word 'honor'." The most honorable people are now in the harem, and they are your two princes, go and call Wei Tu Gui and Wei Tu Qi. ”
"Haha, according to the way the Huns eat sheep, a good head should be kept for their two children."
When King Loulan heard this, he was really frightened: "They are still young, don't scare them." I'll eat this head! ”
King Loulan wanted to talk more, Mao Dun Da Danyu snorted dissatisfiedly, and King Loulan quickly shut up.
"Come on, please ask the two princes of Loulan to come out!" Mao Dun slapped the table and screamed.
Hearing the order, the Hun warrior standing on the side said "Nuo", and then lifted the tent and ran towards the harem of the Loulan Palace.
After a while, accompanied by the screams of the young man, I saw the Hun warriors walking quickly, with a young man under their armpits, and came to the front hall.
The samurai gently set the boy aside and placed him on the table of the glass.
The two teenagers cried.
Hearing the cry, two Hun girls about fifteen years old ran in from outside.
"Sister Muhan, my father is going to kill again."
"Sister Yanling, don't mess around!"
Sure enough, he was slightly angry and said, "Butler, quickly bring the princess to the flower hall to play." ”
"Yes, Shan Yu!" The butler picked up the two princesses and walked out.
"Don't cry! Don't cry! Mao Dun stretched out his hand and gently touched the mouth of the young man named Wei Tugui. Seeing this, the two teenagers cried even more fiercely.
"Don't cry!" The boy's cry annoyed Mao Dun, and he "snapped" the saber at his waist and pulled it out, and everyone held their breath. King Loulan lost his voice and shouted "Ah". But Mao Dun's big single sword, only half of it, and then "snapped" again and closed.
The two teenagers seemed to be intimidated, but they really stopped crying.
The boy stopped crying, which made Mao Dun happy, and also made him realize his strength. His face was kind.
When he spoke to the boy, there was something gentle in his tone.
"This good head is reserved for the two of you. The best taste is for both eyes. There are so many people at the banquet, and they are all pigs and dogs on weekdays, but this best meal is now reserved for the two of you. This dish is very particular about eating, and it is called 'take a look at it highly'. So, did you take these eyes, or did I take them for you to eat? ”
It's really hard for these two teenagers. As Maudon spoke and gestured, they seemed to understand what he was saying. Among them, the young man named Wei Tugui glanced at Mao Dun's face, then moved his steps, stepped over the cup on the table, stepped forward, looked curiously at the head of the Great Moon Clan King for a while, and then stretched out his hand and grabbed one of the eyes of the Great Moon Clan.
"Eat!" Maudon shouted.
Before the words fell, the lieutenant Tu Gui smiled, stuffed his eyes into his mouth, and chewed them.
"Well done!" Mao Dun Da Shan high-fived and praised.
The young man named Yu Tuqi glanced at Mao Dun's face suspiciously, and then turned to look at the face of King Loulan. What he saw on Mao Dun Da Danyu's face was an expression of encouragement, and on his father's face, it was an expression of helplessness and numbness. The boy stood there dumbfounded, not knowing what to do, and he probably wanted to cry again.
"Something that doesn't make a living!" Maudun sighed.
Mao Dun picked up a scimitar from the table, stretched out his hand, pressed the head of the king of the Great Moon Clan, and slashed the tip of the knife into the eye socket, and the remaining eyeball rolled on the surface of the knife.
Maudon flattened the knife to prevent the eyeball from rolling off. Then, holding the knife in his hand, he sent the eyeball to the eyes of the young man.
"Eat!" Maudun also shouted again.
"Eat! This is a reward for you alone! King Loulan lowered his eyes and said to his little prince.
Yu Tu Qi picked up his eyeballs from the knife and put them in his mouth.
"Now, let's all eat this head!" Mao Dun laughed.
The two princes were carried back to the harem.
When they left, Mao Dun Da Shan Yu said, "I like the one named Wei Tugui, and I want to take him as an apprentice." King Loulan, you send the eldest prince to the camp of Dama. ”
King Loulan hurriedly replied: "The king wants a hostage of the Loulan Kingdom, I agree, the eldest prince will send it to the Shan Yu Dama camp!" ”
"The hostage is right! However, it cannot be said that it is purely hostage. It should be called an apprentice. For I will wait for you to return to the West, and my apprentices will inherit the throne." It is better to raise relatives than to raise relatives, and I want to train him to be the first warrior of the Huns. At that time, Loulan was completely Huns! ”
"And now!" King Loulan said.
"Not now! The Hun iron cavalry is under the city, this Loulan country is the Huns, tomorrow the Han Dynasty soldiers are under the city, this Loulan country is theirs! ”。
"King Loulan doesn't dare!".
"I hope so!"
As soon as the Han Dynasty was mentioned, this made Mao Dun Dadan's face appear unhappy for a moment. But this unhappiness soon disappeared, because he remembered a new game.
Looking at the head of the King of the Great Moon Clan, which had been turned into a skeleton on the table, Mao suddenly sighed: "What a good head! It's a shame to throw it away! This is the king's head! Outside Loulan City, fortunately, it was not me who was defeated, otherwise, today's banquet, what makes everyone appetite should be Mao Dun's meat and Mao Dun's head! ”
The crowd was silent and did not dare to speak.
Mao Dun said, "Now I want to use the head of the king of the Great Moon Clan to make a drinking utensil, this is a good idea!" When the army marches to war, hang it on the saddle, pick up this head when you are thirsty, and put your mouth to the mouth of the king of the Otsutsuki clan! Do you think it's okay? ”
When everyone heard this, they all said that this was indeed a good idea, and the prestige of the Huns could be used to spread far and wide.
"But isn't this wine a little rudimentary? The king of kings' drinking utensils, there should be some decorations on it, isn't that right? ”
Everyone didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd of Mao Dun Da Danyu, so they held their breath and listened to the following!
"King Qiuzi, the jade pendant you wear on your chest is as white and bright as mutton fat, it should be Hetian jade, right? It seems appropriate to split this jade pendant into pieces and make the teeth of this skull? King Wusun, the two ears in your crown must be made of the gold of the Altai Mountains, right? Take it off and make two ears for this skull, and on weekdays, when the king mentions this ear and drinks, he will miss you! Also, King Shule, the armrest of your royal staff is made of antelope horns on Kunlun Mountain, right?
The antelope horn is not a rare thing, but your royal scepter has been passed down from generation to generation, and many kings have held it in their hands, so it is also a treasure. Take off the antelope horns and make the bridge of my barware's nose! ”
King Cheshi, you bring me the glass cup in the Buddhist temple in Jiaohe City as a wine glass.
King of Rest, I have heard that there is a beautiful woman in your fennel palace, why don't you have a drink with this king?
King Shule, I heard that you have obtained the Shakya Relic, why don't you send it and let this king become a Buddha too!
King of Khotan, your newly built palace is splendid, how about being my palace......
There is also the king of Germania who also gave his scepter to the king, which is said to be inlaid with the heavenly god stone.
Hahaha, hahaha
Mao Dun made a big order and put these kings above one by one, one by one. They understood that these treasures were in the eyes of Maudun, and in the face of force, the people did not bother to speak, and whoever Maudun pointed to, he would unload the treasures and offer them to him.
"Two eyes are missing. The eyes are the gateway, and that's the most important thing. King Loulan, what kind of eyes do you think Mao Dun should have on this wine set? ”
"I really don't know!"
"You should know! Don't you think that the night pearl in your crown, and the one in the queen's crown, are not the two eyes of this barware? ”
Dear Da Shan Yu, these two night pearls are the treasures of Loulan Kingdom. It came from the depths of the Aegean Sea, and was brought here by our ancestors from afar in those distant times. Everything was lost on the road, and the only thing left was these two things, and it was ......"
"Haha, it doesn't matter if you don't say it! What you said has whetted the appetite of this king. King Loulan, I am going to decide this bead! ”
At this point, the king of Loulan did not dare to force it, he took off the crown and removed the bead. and that the queen should do the same.
Mao Dun Da Dan Yu smiled on his face.
Mao Dun ordered the governor to put away the head of the king of the Dayue clan along with these treasures, and ordered the king of Loulan to send a few of the best craftsmen in Loulan City to inlay these treasures on the skeleton.
"Hahaha, when did I have an itchy butt and wanted to get on the horse, this drinking utensil was made when I left!"
A terrifying and murderous feast in Loulan City is coming to an end, and finally, the Xiongnu king Mao Dun said that there is one more thing to work for.
He wanted to draft an ultimatum to the Son of Heaven of the Han Dynasty, telling the Son of Heaven of the Han Dynasty that the countries on the ground in the Western Regions had publicly elected him as king, and from then on, the west of Jiayuguan was the sphere of influence of the Huns, and warned the Han royal family not to get involved.
The knife and pen officer waited beside him, and he shook his drunken eyes and narrated word by word.
"The kingdom of Loulan has surrendered to me and has become my sphere of influence. You marry the princess Yu Wusun, why don't you marry me Hun Maodun, we only have swords and soldiers to meet! ”
"This is called dividing the territory and ruling the territory!" Mao Dun said proudly.
"Finally, write my name again. I will sign it myself, and report it to the Son of Heaven quickly! Maudon said.
One after another, Hu horses, galloping on the official road, rushed towards Chang'an.
By the time General Huo Quai's vanguard arrived in Loulan, Mao Dun had already retreated to the horse camp, and the chief knight had no choice but to bring the little prince of Loulan to Chang'an, Captain Tu Qi, back to Chang'an as a midshipman.