Chapter 576: I'm sorry, I didn't hold back for a while
On the African savannah.
A light-colored pickup truck was moving, and jackals, giraffes, and zebras were watching curiously at the uninvited box-like move.
"Hey, boss, where are we going?" Ah Ji, who was driving, looked out of the car window and asked Lao Wang.
"Go to the Zulu tribe." Lao Wang said casually.
"Tribe?!" Ah Ji pondered for a while, and suddenly realized: "Boss, it turns out that you are going to buy meat from black people?" ”
"yes!"
"you, boss, you're really wise this time! This is long overdue. Those white people are so arrogant, what's there to talk about?! Ah Ji disdainfully dug his nostrils.
Lao Wang made a "! gesture, and said unashamedly: "If it was ten years ago, I would definitely be like Brother Liu, one punch at a time, and beat them all down!" ”
Ah Ji: "Hey, hey, hey...... Boss, you're really good at bragging. ”
"Don't believe it!" Lao Wang lifted his nostrils, "Fortunately, I am buying meat from black people now, and I don't have to look at people's faces in the future." ”
"Hey, hey, hey! Even if the black man wants to show you the face, you can't see it, right? Ah Ji laughed.
"That's right...... Hahaha......" Lao Wang laughed happily.
The pickup truck drove farther and farther into the prairie.
……
In the other direction of the grassland, an off-road vehicle carrying a man and a woman ran happily on the field.
"Hey, Amin, look! There's a giraffe over there, and it's looking at us! How long do you think its neck can be? "Ah Qi sat in the co-pilot, wearing a white hat, chirping, like a happy bird, and last night's unhappiness was swept away in an instant.
"I don't know, why don't I give you a ruler and you go down and measure it?" Liu Jianming joked that the scenery on the African grassland is indeed very different, which is completely different from the poetic and picturesque meaning of "wind blowing grass and showing cattle and sheep" on the domestic grassland.
Rough, heroic, and spectacular are the best words to describe the scene in front of you.
"You're making fun of me again, what if it bites me?" Aqi said with a charming pout.
"How so? The giraffe is a herbivore, it doesn't eat meat, and of course it won't bite you! Liu Jianming said.
"I don't believe it. Rabbits bite when they're in a hurry, and rabbits are also herbivores? Aqi retorted.
Liu Jianming shook his head, and suddenly saw a cloud of dust in front of him, "Hey, Aqi, look, what's the big group in front?" ”
"It's an antelope!" Aqi shouted in surprise: "Drive over and have a look!" There seemed to be some animal chasing them behind. ”
"Okay!" Liu Jianming stepped on the accelerator and chased after him.
……
Another direction of the antelope herd.
The light-colored pickup truck continued to advance deeper into the prairie.
"Hey, boss, we're driving so far now, will the natives here eat people?" Ah Ji asked worriedly while driving.
"Cut!" Lao Wang shook his head angrily and glanced at Ah Ji, "Your hair is stinky and hard, who wants to eat you?" ”
"That's right......" Ah Ji was quite complacent, and glanced at Lao Wang: "It's not like you who have fine skin and tender meat, you're about to run four, and it's so well maintained, be careful of those natives and harmonize you PP?" ”
"you! You never get a tusk out of your dog's mouth! Lao Wang said angrily, "Stop!" ”
"What are you doing?! It's here?! "Ah Ji looked left and right.
"It's up to you! I'm going down to release the water! Lao Wang said.
"Oh, I'm going too."
Ah Ji said and stopped the car.
The two guys stepped on the half-man-tall weeds and came to a crooked-necked low tree and unzipped it......
I haven't had time to think about it yet......
Suddenly......
"Roar......" A strange low roar sounded.
Lao Wang said speechlessly: "Ah Ji, if you want to put the water, it's ready, why are you farting?" ”
"I didn't put it? If you didn't put it, right? Ah Ji turned around.
"I'll let you go! I ......" Lao Wang was about to say something, but suddenly he heard a low roar again, this time louder than the last time.
Now the two of them heard it clearly, and they no longer slandered each other, because a leopard with an orange body stepped on the weeds and got out.
"Oops, Mom!"
The two men were frightened.
Lao Wang turned around and was about to run into the car......
Ah Ji grabbed him, "Don't run, don't run, it will catch up if you run away suddenly." ”
"Oh, what should I do? It's coming! "Lao Wang is going crazy.
"We slowly retreated, it didn't know what we were, and it definitely wouldn't rush forward......" Ah Ji said firmly, his expression was the same as that of the brick family.
Behold
The leopard suddenly let out a long hiss, revealing two long canine teeth, sharp and sharp.
The two guys were so frightened that they quickly turned their heads and ran, but fortunately the pickup truck was relatively close, and before the leopard could catch up, they finally got into the car and closed the door.
"Oh, I it, my uncle, I was so scared that I was about to lose my soul, so I didn't even have time to put the water." Lao Wang clutched his chest and said in shock.
"But I'm running out of water." Ah Ji said, looking down at the indescribable.
Lao Wang followed his gaze and saw that the zipper of the chicken was all wet, and there was a hot smell.
"Chicken, you bastard, you actually put water in my car! I can't spare you! The old king was furious.
"I ...... It's none of my business?! I couldn't hold back for a moment. Ah Ji argued.
"Roar!"
The leopard suddenly closed the window, opened its mouth, and shoved its bloody mouth into the car.
Lao Wang almost followed in the footsteps of Ah Ji peeing his pants, hurriedly rolled the car window, and shouted: "Hurry up!" Hurry up! ”
Ah Ji also knew that it was powerful, so he hurriedly started the car, stepped on the accelerator and rushed out, throwing the leopard on the car window down.
After this episode, the two didn't dare to stay anymore and drove all the way to their destination.
"Boss, the car in front can't pass." Ah Ji shouted, the road was blocked by many gray vines and miscellaneous trees, only one person could pass on foot, and then inside was the territory of the Zulu tribe.
"Can't you use the car if you can't get by?" Lao Wang's face was speechless, and he didn't know what this guy's long head was for.
"Oh, then I'll wait for you in the car." Ah Ji said as a matter of course.
"What?! Are you waiting for me?! So you mean to leave me alone? At the end of the day, are you the boss or am I the boss? Lao Wang was furious, "I pay you so much salary every month, you bastard took the money either to masturbate or to find a woman." I'll find some scissors and cut your thing, and feed it to the leopard. ”
"Hey, okay, okay, don't say it, don't say it, I'll go with you......" Ah Ji sniffed, "Really...... I get the least salary every month, I do the most work, and I feel like I have suffered a big loss......"
"What are you still muttering?! Don't hurry up yet! Lao Wang turned around and shouted dissatisfied.
"It's coming, it's coming." Ah Ji followed and walked into the tribe together.