In Ye Xiao's words, mother's, theory? What is the theory?,Can you eat it?。。。。 So, this thing has never heard even a theoretical lesson. That...

"Ye Xiao, please get up and answer this question."

Ye Xiao: "... ..."

There was a trace of crystal hanging from the corner of his mouth, and Ye Xiao, who was snoring slightly, was obviously wandering in a dream and couldn't extricate himself.

"Ye Xiao? Ye Xiao? Students, do any of you know who Ye Xiao is, has he taken a leave of absence? ”

Ye Xiao: "Whew..."

But he didn't see that he had been "pointed out by a thousand people" at all.

Yan Linglong's face was flushed, and his chest, which was already trembling like a white rabbit, jumped out more happily in one breath.

"My aunt and grandmother didn't give face to class for the first time, it's a little thorn, it's very good, my aunt likes you like this, I hope little brother, you won't regret it when the time comes."

Yan Linglong walked to Ye Xiao's desk with elegant cat steps, leaned over slightly, and sighed.

"Brother Ye Xiao, is it okay to get up and listen to my sister's class."

It's just that she didn't expect it...

Ye Xiaohu's eyes opened suddenly, and the hairs on his whole body suddenly rose.

Yan Linglong was startled, as for the reaction so strongly, I haven't fixed you yet, who are you scared with your eyes open like a dead fish.

But how did she know that Ye Xiao's flute seed... Cutting people since he was a child also led to him... I was cut since I was a child.,It's been cut a lot.,It's a conditioned reflex.。。 So much so that this guy is attentive when he is resting, and whoever dares to approach will be...

I saw Ye Xiao turn over, and the serrated short dagger in his hand stabbed backhand, bringing vigorous blood light.

Yan Linglong was so frightened that she didn't have time to dodge.

At the last moment, suddenly the magic robe on Yan Linglong's body lit up with two runes, one automatically formed a circle of shields to block Ye Xiao's dagger, and the other rune directly shattered open, and the concussive force directly flew Ye Xiaozhen out, and also woke Ye Xiao up by the way.

"I'll go, what's going on?"

Ye Xiao, who had just woken up, looked at the friends around her with a confused expression, looking at their long-mouthed bosses with a stunned expression. The boy said he was at a loss.

"What did I do, huh? This Nima ... What am I doing with a dagger? ”

But Ye Xiao didn't even have time to react to what he had done, so he heard it.

"Ahhhh

Yan Linglong's face was flushed, and she felt that her whole person was Spartan, and she didn't care that she was still in the school, she rolled up her sleeves and started drying, and raised her hand to throw it over with a big fireball technique.

Nima's Great Fireball Technique! The skill with the highest damage in the early stage of the mage.,This one is basically below level 10 and it's directly turned into ashes.。。。。 Even if Ye Xiao's blood cow-like health value, this one has passed... I guess it's pretty much the same...

"it." Ye Xiao only had time to burst into a foul language, and without looking back, he slid all the way out of the door of the school.

... ...

Boom, on this day, a violent explosion suddenly sounded in the quiet and peaceful Tongqiu Martial Arts Academy, and billowing black smoke came out of the teaching building. The school's security alarm, which had not sounded for more than a decade, finally sounded.

... ...

Two hours later, the Dean's Office.

"I'm really a dog, you two little bunnies are trying to do things, right? Something that doesn't stop banging! Treat the school as your home? Yes! , Lao Tzu is here at your house to try it, the second class teacher! Bring the fuck Lao Tzu's Italian Vulcan cannon, what about Lao Tzu's Italian cannon? Niang Xipi, don't fight and don't have a long memory. Lao Tzu doesn't blow his mother's fart today. If your eyes are dripping, Lao Tzu will not be surnamed Liu! ”

Liu Yanghe, the president of the Tongqiu Martial Arts Academy, is famous for not speaking of civilization!

Generally, the strong man who changes jobs for the second time, even if he is unreasonable, still talks about face. But this one doesn't even talk about face at all, his mouth is dirty, and his mouth is open, which must be scolding.

Ye Xiao bent down with a smile on her face, took out a pack of soft China from her pocket and slowly handed it over.

"Hey, dean, you extinguish the fire, come on, come on, do a smoke to extinguish the fire."

Liu Yanghe pushed the cigarette hard.

"Firefighting? Lao Tzu extinguishes your uncle's fire! Fucking ask, how much fire did Lao Tzu extinguish today, you fucking capital will play, haha? A big fireball spell was thrown into the school. The fucking fire is burning to Lao Tzu's office, and this Nima burned a big hole and I didn't see it there. Tell you! Lao Tzu extinguished the fire of a teaching building today! You still let Lao Tzu extinguish the fire? Lao Tzu shot you first! ”

Liu Yanghe couldn't stand it angrily, and after speaking, he took his hand into his pocket.

"Hey, dean, dean, dean, I can't help it, I can't help it." Ye Xiao's whole person panicked.

"Hey, isn't this an unintentional move, hey, dean, hey? There's something to say, there's something to say, don't pull out a gun, hey, there are lesbians here. ”

"Dean, you see, we know that we are wrong, do you think this is good, we will pay for the maintenance of the teaching building ourselves, hey, you can rest assured. Not only will I pay for the repair, but I will also renovate it for you, and I will definitely give your old man a brand new school building, okay? ”

Ye Xiao said as she hurriedly gave Yan Linglong a look.

Yan Linglong's beautiful face was entangled for a while, and she was about to cry. What's the matter, I just came to the school on the first day of teaching, and I didn't get my salary, and I had to lose money to go in.

However, she really couldn't stand Liu Yanghe's words that were so sharp that she was embarrassed, so she hurriedly stepped forward and leaned down like Ye Xiao.

"yes, Dean, we really didn't mean to... If you want to burn down the school, you have a lot of adults, and we will repair and renovate it. ”

Liu Yanghe glared and slowly took the cigarette in Ye Xiao's hand, Ye Xiao hurriedly took out a lighter and lit it.

"This Nima is still like a human saying, it's not that I criticize you, I said, the couple played S.M and made the bed at most, you fucking things, what are you playing with, just burn the house, and burn it with a big fireball. I've been teaching for so many years, but I've never seen you so good at playing anyway. ”

Ye Xiao's face was bright, and her head nodded like a chicken pecking rice. Yan Linglong's face turned red again, she felt that the whole person was Spartan again, if Liu Yanghe continued, she was afraid that it would be... I have to roll up my sleeves again and start drying.

Fortunately, Liu Yanghe glanced at her and let her go.

Liu Yanghe pointed at Ye Xiao, stabbed him in the chest, and scolded while puffing a cigarette.

"You said you kid, how many times did Lao Tzu wipe your ass. Ha? Not to mention, last month, you fucking blew up the gang that offended the two little ladies of the Jun family, and the police asked me for someone, but I didn't give it. Last month, you hacked to death all the people who claimed that you were going to cut off the skin of the two little ladies in the Jun family, I didn't scold you, did I? I said, do you want to marry those two mothers-in-law or what, these are all right, after all, killing people for their own women is a gentleman. But you can't fucking do it all the time, after all, Lao Tzu is your dean, not your father, hey, motherfucker, if Lao Tzu gives birth to a son like you, it's better to shoot him as soon as possible. ”

PS. At the time of writing this chapter... A chemical plant near Yan Tao's house exploded, and it also made headlines on various news networks... It's even on the hot search... It's a shame to say that this small town of Yan Tao's family is so famous for the first time, but I didn't expect it to be because of the explosion.