Yun Xin sat in front of the fortune-telling booth, put his hand on the stall, leaned forward slightly, and then looked at the fortune teller and asked sincerely, "Uncle, are you a fortune teller?" ”

The fortune teller lowered his sunglasses, leaned forward, approached Yun Xin, and then replied very sincerely, "First, I am 25 this year, not an uncle, you can call me Brother Mao, you can also call me Mao Banxian, or you can call me my real name, Mao Chaochao." ”

Hearing the word half-immortal, Yun Xin was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but think of half-immortal!

But the person in front of him is definitely not a half-immortal!

Mao Chaochao continued, "Second, look at my flag, it is written in black and white, fortune telling, that is, I am a fortune teller. ”

Yun Xin nodded, and then opened his mouth to ask a question, but when his mouth opened, he was stuck.

She didn't know what to call this Mao Chaochao......

Brother Mao, why did you shout out your sense of shame......

Mao Banxian, with Xu Banxian, the other demixians always think it's a fake......

Mao Chaochao, accidentally, by mistake, Mao Cao, Mao Cao, Mao Cao, it feels like swearing......

After thinking for a long time, Yun Xin changed his words and shouted, "Senior Mao......"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Mao Chaochao, "Stop, stop, what senior, am I so old?" ”

Belch......

Yun Xin tentatively shouted again, "Master Mao! ”

Mao Chaochao looked like he was eating, "Lao Tzu is not a monk, why are you calling me a master, I hate dead monks, dead bald donkeys!" ”

Belch......

Yun Xin thought for a long time and exclaimed, "Fortune teller!" ”

The three words of fortune-telling were like turning on a button on Mao Chaochao's body, and then he started chattering mode.

"Eh, I am!" Mao Chaochao replied professionally. "What does the customer need to count, whether it is a birthday, a marriage, a career, or when he will die...... No matter what it is, as long as you have money, I can figure it out for you...... Ten years of apprenticeship, fifteen years of wandering...... 10,000 words are omitted at the end.

Ten minutes later, Mao Chaochao introduced all the types of fortune telling, and by the way, he touted his fortune-telling skills.

Immediately, Mao Chaochao noticed that although Yun Xin was holding her chin and listening to him very seriously, in fact, her eyes were already blank, and her snoring sounded slightly.

Yun Xin was directly chanted by Mao Chaochao Tang Seng and fell asleep!

Mao Chaochao, "......"

Mao Chaochao patted the table, and then said angrily, "Hey, hey, why don't you know how to be polite, how can you fall asleep while others are talking?" ”

Yun Xin got up suddenly, and then asked, "What's wrong, have you started eating?" ”

Mao Chaochao, "......"

Yun Xin then remembered that she was here to find a fortune teller, she snorted, and then went straight to the topic, "Fortune teller, you count me as an auspicious day for the opening of a store!" ”

"Yes." Mao Chaochao stretched out his hand in front of Yun Xin, "Give money, fortune telling!" ”

"Points?" Yun Xin asked.

"No, I want food!" Mao Chaochao replied bluntly.

His fortune-telling stall may not have business for ten days, the last customer deceived the food and had already eaten up, he had been hungry for five days, if it weren't for his special ability, he would have starved to death thousands of times without water and food.

Yun Xin still had a lot of food stored before the end, so she grabbed a handful of compressed biscuits from the space and put them on the stall, and then asked, "Fortune teller, are these enough?" ”

Afraid that Yun Xin would regret it, Mao Chaochao hurriedly snatched the food and put it in his personal pocket.

Under Yun Xin's straightforward staring, Mao Chao was super hard, his face was not red, and his heart was not beating.

Immediately, he sat calmly in front of the fortune-telling booth. With his right hand on the table, his five thumbs moved back and forth, and there were words in his mouth, "Giving birth to a boy and a girl is destined to ......"

Yun Xin kindly interrupted, "Fortune teller, I'm not counting boys and girls, I'm counting the auspicious day for the store to open." ”

"Oh, I know." Mao Chaochao continued to recite the words, "Life to thirty-three, husband and wife to keep safe, life to forty-five, husband and wife to be happy." ”

"Fortune teller, I count the auspicious day of the opening of the store." Yun Xin kindly reminded again.

"Oh, I know." Mao Chaochao continued to recite the words, "Life is a woman, the heart is a man, and he is often in power at home and abroad, a man with a hat, and a strong woman with a hat off." ”

I'm so tired!

This fortune teller can't understand human words.

It seems that so is providence!

Yun Xin got up and prepared to leave.

But he didn't want to, Mao Chaochao stopped chattering, and then asked, "Girl, why did you open a store?" ”

Yun Xin replied without thinking, "To make money!" ”

Mao Chaochao said, "Is it good not to make money? ”

Yun Xin was stunned, why is this line a little familiar?

Yun Xin did not continue to answer......

"Why don't you go on?" Mao Chaochao asked.

Belch......

Do you want to continue answering?

I always feel that if I continue to answer, something unexpected will happen.

After hesitating for a long time, Yun Xin replied, "If you don't make money, do you support me!" ”

Mao Chaochao, who originally had a sincere face, began to become weird partially, looking at his expression, as if he wanted to laugh and hold back.

"You stupid fool, why should I support you with the money I earned by my own sweat and ability!"

Yun Xin, "......"

It turns out that if you answer it this way, it will end like this!

Curiosity kills!

The tiger is not powerful, you and I are a mouse......

Yun Xin concentrated his spiritual power on his two fists, and then, began to punch tragically, the target, Mao Chaochao!

Under Yun Xin's fat beating, Mao Chaochao's problem was cured, and he quickly calculated the auspicious day for Yun Xin's opening, and the auspicious day was ten years after today.

After getting a satisfactory answer, Yun Xin stopped, and then left in a hurry, ready to open a big business, making money is the king.

Mao Chaochao got up from the ground, then used his sleeve to block his nose, which had been bleeding, and looked at Yun Xin's back in the distance, with an unkind expression on his face.

"Hmph, if you dare to plan your fate, the fortune teller can make you die without a place to be buried, ten minutes later, the opening will be bloody and unlucky, haha, the disaster of blood and light, you will suffer, and the fortune teller will ......"

。 Sogou