Chapter 149: Preparing to Visit the Zombies
Luo Yuanhao originally thought that the puppy would not be able to watch TV, but the matter of the little cow looking in the mirror attracted his attention, so he tried to let the puppy watch it, but the result was like a child who likes to watch cartoons, and he refused to move.
If you don't show it, it will crawl over and press the remote control by itself, whining in a hurry.
Dogs are far more intelligent than you think. Is this a month's IQ?
A one-month-old puppy is equivalent to a human being one and a half years old, but if the IQ is also comparable, it is a bit grotesque......
Luo Yuanhao inexplicably felt a little scared. He had a whim: if the world started a new round of evolutionary explosion. When pets such as dogs and cats suddenly begin to evolve and become as intelligent as humans, is it possible for humans and pets to live the same as before? You will never be able to coexist peacefully, will you?
In fact, they don't need to be as smart as humans, as long as a certain race generally knows how to use tools, it is scary enough, enough to form a war of extermination!
Protecting endangered species?
Inexistent!
So what happens when those animals in the wild begin to evolve uncontrollably?
Wolves eat sheep, not terrible. If the sheep start eating the wolf, then it will be terrible!
He soon began to expect his pet not to be too smart...... Fortunately, there are a lot of little cows when they are stupid, otherwise Luo Yuanhao would even think that its body contains the soul of a human child.
Part of the content broadcast by Dog TV, after being screened by him, completely replaced his painstaking meditation education method!
Especially those dogs who can do anything, such as climbing trees to deal with cougars; Dive into the water to catch baby sharks; Drill into the bushes and deal with the big boars!
Luo Yuanhao hopes to establish the impression that dogs are omnipotent in the hearts of puppies since childhood! In the future, they will be allowed to watch more details in action. The human eye can form a dynamic video at 24 frames per second, while the bottom limit for dogs is 80 frames per second. After all, there are few videos that reach this frame rate, and below this level, for dogs, they are watching slides......
Fortunately, Luo Yuanhao believes that what needs to be cultivated in the near future is their etiquette, so that they know that this family is not a hierarchical wolf pack, and let them know how to be praised by their masters!
Every day at home, watch an hour of TV, followed by dinner, followed by up to 15 hours of sleep.
Early the next morning, before Luo Yuanhao went to collect the rat cage, Zhang Wei's phone called.
"What's the matter? You also don't look at the time, so early? ”
"It's half past eight! There's something important to tell you, it's time to visit! ”
"Huh?" Luo Yuanhao didn't understand, and asked suspiciously, "Visit?" ”
"Don't worry, I'll be here this time, too, because the last batch of zombies arrived a few days ago."
"Zombies? Visiting the zombies? Those two people? Luo Yuanhao jumped up from the bed all of a sudden, and he immediately felt that he was full of energy, "Didn't you say it earlier?" ”
"Hey, he just called me too. Okay, let's not talk about it, I'll probably be there in the afternoon. They came over when they had free time on vacation. ”
"Wait a minute, don't hang up, what do you mean by the last batch of zombies?" Luo Yuanhao blinked his eyes, his face was incredible.
"I've brought back all the zombies that I've been tied up."
"What?" Luo Yuanhao's back was cold, "Are you sick?" How did you bring it? ”
"Old Monster Xu is idle anyway, huh? I asked him to call someone to help move it, and he couldn't wait for it! ”
"He's aware of our base?"
"No, aren't there still Second Uncle Niu and Third Master Ma?"
"Count you ruthless."
After Luo Yuanhao finished speaking, he hung up the phone, and then quickly got up, took a shower, and brushed his teeth...... After 40 minutes of busyness, he immediately sent a message to Zhang Wei: "When are they coming?" ”
"Didn't you say that? Afternoon! ”
Two minutes later, Zhang Wei sent another message: "The rat you gave me yesterday was seriously injured and can't be used, remember to take a look today." ”
"Okay, I'll go right away." Luo Yuanhao replied.
He woke up the sleepy-eyed puppy, hung up the leash, and went out with them in his arms. In the utility room downstairs, I found a trolley and went out with the puppy.
When I passed by a steamed bun shop, I remembered that I hadn't eaten breakfast yet, so I threw away the trolley and went inside to have breakfast.
When the fat and round puppy appeared, a little girl who was drinking wontons was immediately attracted, she looked at Luo Yuanhao, and found that the other party had also noticed her, and lowered her head shyly, glanced at the puppy, pulled her mother's sleeve, and said in a mosquito-like voice: "Puppy, puppy......"
Her mother didn't care, just took her little hand and went to pay the bill.
After the two mothers and daughters left, Luo Yuanhao saw two men with extremely unusual momentum, he thought at first that "some people" were following him, but when he started to eat breakfast, he heard what they were talking about, it turned out to be a supernatural event.
Luo Yuanhao was idle anyway, so he listened to them. He soon learned what was going on.
Outside the old house in Niutian Village, there is a large pond, which has been abandoned for many years, and it is overgrown with wild cocoons and reeds. About four or five days ago in the evening, an old man surnamed Cheng wanted to dig up some soil and fertilize the soil. As a result, a huge soft-shelled turtle weighing 29 catties was dug up!
At night, Cheng Laohan was sleeping, dreaming of a soft-shelled turtle and begging him to let himself go quickly.
After Cheng Laohan woke up, he still told this story to others, and it was a joke. Originally, I also had compassion, and I had the meaning of letting it live. But his son insisted on refusing, because a boss had already bid 20,000 yuan to ask them for a purchase.
Cheng Laohan was probably also moved, so he agreed to sell it.
Cheng Laohan died the next day, he was old, and no one suspected the head of the soft-shelled turtle.
However, when Cheng Laohan's son also died on the third day, everyone's spearhead was pointed at the soft-shelled turtle essence, and a considerable number of villagers believed that this was likely to be the revenge of the soft-shelled turtle essence! Let them hurry up and buy the soft-shelled turtle back and release it quickly!
When the widow, who was dressed in linen and filial piety, took her son to the boss's house, the boss said, "What a soft-shelled turtle, there is no soft-shelled turtle." So he drove out the two who were unlucky.
Later, some people said that the soft-shelled turtle had been eaten. The boss's neighbor told the widow that two days ago, several leaders of the town government, who came in a luxury car, must have eaten it!
There were many rights and wrongs in front of the widow's door, and after only a day or two, some people were gossiping. It's nothing more than gossip about a woman killing her husband and father-in-law. There are times when people behave, not only are they not compassionate, but they are cruel enough!
Luo Yuanhao listened too much, and became depressed. How is it that now wherever I go, I can hear these things? He walked up to the two men with a bowl in his hand, and asked with a sneer:
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