Chapter 17: The Eunuch and Qiao Feng

(The plot of the next two chapters is a bit delayed, so I passed two chapters at a time today, and your big recommendation votes are the motivation for my writing!!)

Alas! I'm so stupid! Such a great opportunity was missed like that!

At noon the next day, just after lunch, I asked Qiushui to teach me to weave knots, and at the same time took time to mourn yesterday's events.

"Master." Qiushui said softly: "That's not the case, this line is passing through this way." He said and showed me again.

I'm dazzled, and it's not easy to weave a beautiful knot.

The attacker asked curiously, "Master, why did you think of learning this?" If you want to make up, what is called Qiushui, just make it up for you. ”

I smiled, didn't speak, hehe, I naturally have my intentions, I want to tie the knot I personally knit on the "eternal knot concentric" to give to Shunzhi, others on the job, how can there be this affection. Thinking about it, I couldn't help blushing, and then Laixi came into the house and said, "Master, Concubine Shuhui is here." ”

I was stunned, so I asked Qiushui and the raider to put down the silk thread, and said to Laixi, "Let my sister come in." "My sister hasn't come to see me in months.

"Sister." As soon as Rong Gui entered the door, he called happily.

I was stunned again, my timid sister used to be only sentimental, and it was rare to be so happy.

I laughed and said, "What's wrong?" See, you're happy? ”

Rong Gui blushed and looked at me, and then looked at Xi, I chuckled and let Laixi out, while picking up the teapot on the table, pouring a bowl of tea and handing it to her, and asked, "What the hell is going on?" So mysterious? ”

"Sister," Rong Gui's face turned a little redder, "Your Majesty...... Yesterday I finally flipped over my sign. ”

Miscellaneous...... Is it? The hand I handed to Ronggui's teacup paused, Ronggui didn't notice my abnormality, stepped forward to take the cup, and said happily: "The emperor said that he wants me to serve tonight." Maybe...... The Emperor ......"

My face was a little pale, and I treated him well......

Rong Gui said to me shyly: "Sister, you said that the emperor ...... Do you like me a little too? ”

I forcibly suppressed the loss in my heart and reluctantly smiled: "My sister is so cute, the emperor naturally likes it." ”

Rong Gui was overjoyed, and whispered with a flushed face: "Your Majesty, he ...... He ...... last night It's really choking me. After saying this, Rong Gui's face was even more red and was about to drip blood.

"Really? That shows that the emperor really likes his sister! "I tried to control my voice not to tremble, I naturally knew that my scheming sister just wanted to share her joy with her sister, and there was no intention of showing off, but! That abominable Shunji! How could he just leave Kunning Palace and turn over another woman's brand! Moreover, that "other woman" is my "biological sister"! My heart is so sour that I can almost pickle sauerkraut, it's disgusting! Pervert! Whore! Negative man! He, he, he...... He actually ...... raped an underage girl!! I viciously gave him the hat of a rapist, and I had no idea that in this evil old society, a girl would be considered an adult at the age of thirteen.

"Sister, sister!" Rong Gui called me several times in a row, and I came back to my senses, Rong Gui smiled shyly: "Sister, don't worry, when the emperor treats me better, I will let the emperor come to my sister." ”

I...... I looked at Rong Gui with a shy face in front of me weakly, my eyes were slightly hot and red, but it was not a feeling of crying, but ...... Right! It's red-eyed! It turns out that this is how red eyes feel!

I stared at Ronggui with red eyes, why? Why not me...... Huh?

I thought to myself, not at all expecting how ...... I was Belch...... Shameless!

Seeing that Ronggui was about to speak again, I hurriedly said: "Sister, I originally said that I was going to greet the Queen Mother in the afternoon, since you are here, come with me." "I know that Ronggui is a little afraid of the Queen Mother, so he said this on purpose.

Sure enough, Rong Gui shook his head again and again after hearing this: "No, sister, let's go, I'll go to the Queen Mother another day to say goodbye." "I was about to say goodbye, I pretended to leave a few words, but she still left in a hurry, I really don't understand, isn't Ronggui also the niece and granddaughter of the Queen Mother? Why are you so afraid of the Queen Mother?

Ronggui is gone, my mind is full of Ronggui's delicate and lovely face, and I can't make any knots anymore, so I just really go to Cining Palace and chat with the Queen Mother.

As soon as he entered Cining Palace, he saw the Queen Mother dancing with a eunuch in her thirties, as if she was doing gymnastics.

I asked with great interest, "Huang Eniang, what are you doing?" ”

When the Queen Mother saw me coming in, she stopped with a smile, took a wet hand towel from Su Mo'er's hand, wiped the sweat beads on her forehead, and then smiled: "This is called 'Five Fowl Opera', I heard that practicing once a day can make your body and mind healthy, no, I found a teacher to teach me." Saying that, the Queen Mother looked at me and said with ulterior motives: "After all, with a good body, you can face anything." ”

I smiled and looked at the eunuch: "This is the teacher that Huang Eniang is looking for?" ”

The eunuch didn't kneel, but just said a thousand times: "The slave Zhang Dehai asked the queen mother to say goodbye, the slave has no virtue and no talent, and he doesn't dare to be the queen mother's teacher." ”

I smiled and said: "It's wrong for you to say that, your name is Zhang 'De' Hai, and you call yourself a slave 'Cai', obviously you are virtuous and talented." ”

Zhang Dehai looked at me for a long time, and the Queen Mother smiled and said, "Okay, the queen is amusing you." As he spoke, he turned to me again: "But the queen should not underestimate him, he has some kung fu." ”

"Oh?" I smiled at Zhang Dehai and said, "I don't know what kind of kung fu Grandpa Hai will do?" "After speaking, I can't help but say, Gonggong Hai, reminds me of Hai Dafu in the Lu Ding Ji.

Zhang Dehai said with a smile: "Let the queen mother smile, the slave is just practicing a set of palm techniques, called 'Evil God Palm'." ”

"'Evil Warding God Palm'?" I looked at him curiously: "I don't know what it has to do with the 'Evil Warding Sword Technique'?" "I'm just jokingly saying, because the swordsmanship of warding off evil spirits is also "if you want to practice divine skills, you must first go from the palace".

Who would have thought that Zhang Dehai was so surprised: "I didn't expect that Niangniang also knew this 'evil sword technique'?" ”

"Huh?" I was also surprised, "Is there really one?" "This swordsmanship is not made up by Jin Yongda in "Smiling Proud Jianghu...... Ah no, no, is it "constructed"?

That Zhang Dehai said: "Because it is forbidden to use weapons in the palace, the slave changed it to the 'evil spirit' according to that set of swordsmanship." ”

I was greatly surprised, I didn't expect that the eunuch masters who often appear on TV really exist?? I looked at Zhang Dehai with great curiosity: "Can you let this palace see it?" ”

Zhang Dehai didn't shirk, just looked at the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother smiled and said: "Since the Queen is interested, you can play two tricks and see." ”

Zhang Dehai made a thousand: "Huh! Then the slave will be ugly. Please also ask the Queen Mother and the Queen Mother to move. ”

The Queen Mother and I came to the courtyard of Cining Palace, Zhang Dehai hugged his fist at us, and said loudly: "The Queen Mother, the Queen Mother, this 'Evil God Palm' has a total of seventy-two moves, each move has more than a dozen changes, and the slave will practice the first few moves first." ”

After a few moves, Zhang Dehai hit faster and faster, I was dizzy, dazzled, only to feel that the sky was full of palm shadows, like virtual and real, like soft and rigid, running and stretching, the action was continuous, the palm method ran into a ring, according to the situation, and it was natural.

Zhang Dehai gradually slowed down, and then jumped and fell in front of me and the Queen Mother, no stunts, no tightrope, he could jump so high and fight so fast! Master! This is the master! Although I have never seen a real master, I still believe that Zhang Dehai must be a master!

I looked at Zhang Dehai dumbfounded: "This set of palm techniques was changed by my father-in-law according to the sword technique?" ”

"Back to the queen's mother, yes." Zhang Dehai returned to his low-eyed appearance, just from the appearance, who would have thought that he would have kung fu!

"Then how did my father-in-law get the sword spectrum of this 'evil sword technique'?" I asked curiously, but I felt inappropriate when I first asked, so I hurriedly said: "If it is inconvenient for my father-in-law to tell him, then it should be that the palace has not asked." "Isn't it a show on TV? It's rude to casually ask someone about their martial arts provenance.

Zhang Dehai still looked unhurried, and replied: "Back to Niangniang, the slave is the sword book that he accidentally found in a cave when he fell off the cliff when he had not yet entered the palace. He replied easily, but the Queen Mother sighed slightly with a look of emotion, as if she remembered something.

Looking at Zhang Dehai in front of me, my face was full of shock! What a classic bridge! Like Duan Yu and Zhang Wuji, didn't they all fall off the cliff to learn peerless magic skills? Thinking of this, I unconsciously asked, "Is there a fairy sister or a big-bellied ape or something in that cave?" ”

Zhang Dehai was stunned when he heard this, and looked at me inexplicably, and the Queen Mother also asked curiously: "What fairy sister?" ”

"Hehe," I came back to my senses and laughed dryly: "Sister Fairy is a jade statue, carved by the head of the Carefree Sect according to the appearance of his wife, beautiful and moving, lifelike, like a real person. ”

"The Loose Pie?" Zhang Dehai muttered to himself and lowered his head to think, as if he was wondering if there was such a sect in the rivers and lakes. The Queen Mother said with envy: "Presumably, that Wuyazi must love his wife deeply." ”

I shook my head: "No, Huang Eniang guessed wrong. ”

Looking at the Queen Mother's inquiring expression, I smiled and said, "Huang Eniang, this is a very long story, why don't we go into the house, and I'll start with you." "Idle is idle anyway.

I helped the Queen Mother into the house, and Zhang Dehai also followed in curiously, followed by Lai Xi who had just watched Zhang Dehai's wonderful performance and had a look of admiration.

Looking at the Queen Mother with a curious face, I took the fragrant tea from Su Mo'er's hand, took a sip, cleared my throat, and then said, "Ladies and gentlemen, what we are talking about today ......"

As soon as I said this, I only heard the Queen Mother's "flutter" sound, and the Queen Mother smiled: "Look, our queen has become a storyteller." ”

As soon as the Queen Mother said this, the palace people in the palace covered their mouths and snickered, and I also smiled: "Huang Eniang, this story naturally has a storytelling atmosphere." ”

The Queen Mother smiled: "Yes, yes, then let's start quickly, this palace can't wait." ”

"The retainers obey." I stood up after a blessing, and then said: "Ladies and gentlemen, what we are telling today is a story of rivers and lakes intertwined with grievances...... I started from Duan Yu's refusal to practice martial arts and ran away from Dali and fell under the cliff of Wuliang Mountain, and said in one breath that Duan Yu met Qiao Feng at the tavern, and the two fought for wine and light skills, and finally became brothers, I can't remember all of Jin Daxia's books, but fortunately, I have watched N more than N versions of the serial drama of "Dragon Babu", but it is also very vivid. The Queen Mother just listened casually at first, but as the plot developed, the more she listened, the more she became fascinated, and Zhang Dehai and Lai Xi listened attentively.

I slowly recounted, slowly forgetting that I came to Cining Palace to chat with the Queen Mother, not to tell a story, and gradually immersed myself in Jin Daxia's chivalrous courage. Time passed, and my mouth was dry.

"At this moment, a small sedan chair was carried into from outside the forest, and an extremely beautiful woman came out of the sedan chair, and that woman was Kang Min, the wife of Ma Dayuan, the deputy leader of the beggar gang, that Kang Min looked at Qiao Feng, and his cherry lips opened lightly: 'Heroes, don't be deceived by thieves, do you know that our Qiao gang leader who covers the sky is actually a heinous Khitan dog?' "Smack"! I paused the teacup in my hand, and was shocked: "Ladies and gentlemen, let's talk about this today, if you want to know what will happen next, please listen to the next breakdown!" ”

The Queen Mother flickered for a while, came back to her senses, and asked urgently, "That Qiao gang leader...... Are they Khitans? ”

I took a big sip of tea before smiling: "Huang Eniang, don't worry, I'll tell you again tomorrow." ”

The Queen Mother looked at me dotingly, and then smiled: "You, you will hang me." ”