Fanwai Luo Yan Who Moved My Gold Medal (Spoof)

This extra article is written by the book friend Concubine Ling, Yuanzi is very grateful to her~~ Another: This Luo Yan Gege is written based on Concubine Ling.

"Imperial sister-in-law.. Imperial sister-in-law.. Let's go for a tour of the lake! "I called out before I entered the gate of Kunning Palace. (.. The camera advances. ...) After the attacker greeted me, he stood aside and said nothing. My sister-in-law, Hui'er, is leaning in front of the fish tank at the moment, moving the water in the tank with her hands. A look of grief. The fish helplessly followed the flow of the water, rolled their eyes and said to me in fish language: "Is this queen crazy today!" It tortured us all morning. Luolo, come and save us! We're all going to have a concussion if we go on like this! ”

I'm just going to roll my eyes! Said to the fish: "Brother Yu, I'll ask you to be okay!" Fish don't have brains, so they won't have concussions! Don't mess around with our human vocabulary! ”

I saw that the fish shook its feet very chicly. No, it's a flick of the tail, a twist of the head, the back to me, and a posture that ignores me.

Hey, who's afraid of whom? You are arrogant and ask the imperial sister-in-law to cook you and eat it at noon. First boiled, fried in oil, then braised in braised water. It must be delicious! I drooled as I thought. The fish turned her head and shivered when she saw my expression, and said, "My dear Gege, we have known each other for so long, and you don't even know that I am a mother?" Alas.." After saying that, he disappeared at the end of the fish tank without looking back.

I watched it swim in a daze, and it took me 10 seconds to come back to my senses. NND How do I know if you're male or female? I cursed in my heart.

"Imperial sister-in-law.. Imperial sister-in-law.. Let's go to the Imperial Garden! I pulled the sleeve of Hui'er, who was in the fugue, and said, "I heard that the peony is blooming brightly now!" Let's check it out! ”

"Huh? Lolo is here! What were you talking about? What are we going to see? Hui'er looked at me with a blank expression and said.

“...... I said let's go out for a walk. "What's the matter today, even if the fish is stupid, why has my sister-in-law become so stupid? This can't be done, which happy sister-in-law do I prefer!

"Alas. I'm still in the mood to go shopping! Hui'er sighed again after speaking, and looked blankly at the ground paved with bluestone slabs in her hands.

"What's the matter, sister-in-law? Who bullied you? Isn't it my emperor's brother? I'm going to teach him a lesson! After saying that, he looked like he was rushing out.

"No... Nope.." Hui'er hurriedly grabbed me, didn't know what she thought of, blushed and said, "He.. He didn't bully me! ”

"So what's wrong with you? Pose as if the little daughter-in-law has been wronged! I was still a little puzzled and asked.

The imperial sister-in-law refused to speak, but still said cheerfully: "The queen mother lost the gold medal given by the emperor to avoid death!" ”

"What!" I was a little indigestible and surprised: "Death-free gold medal.. Lost? The inquiring looked at the imperial sister-in-law, hoping it was just a joke? I saw Hui'er nod heavily, and then sighed heavily. Looking at her appearance, I knew it wasn't a joke, I turned my IQ200 little head, thinking about how to get that gold medal back?

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Hey, the Qing Dynasty version of Detective Conan has made his debut! (Rotten eggs...) Rotten leaves.. One after another! "Director save me" The director glanced at me and said: "Xiao Luo, I have more than enough heart, but my strength is insufficient!" Treasure! "With that, he disappeared on the other side of the world)

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"How could you lose it? When was it lost? Where was it at the time? Who has been here? Think about it! I touched my chin and posed for a cool poss.

"I don't remember, woo... Woo...! Hui'er said with tears in her eyes.

The slave remembered that Niangniang was looking at the gold medal and giggling. Concubine Tong and Concubine Xian led Concubine Jing, Concubine Shuhui, Concubine Zhen, Concubine Rong, Concubine Ning, Concubine Yi, Concubine Ke, Chun Guiren, Yi Guiren, Spring Chang Zai, An Chang Zai, En Gui Ren, Yun Gui Ren, Ru Gui Ren, Xin Chang Zai, As Always, Ning Chang Zai, Hua Chang Zai, Fen Chang Zai, Chun Chang Zai, As Usual and other Niang Niang came to say goodbye. The mother casually put the gold medal on the table. At that time, it should have been three o'clock, and after the ladies left, the gold medal was gone. "After the attacker finished speaking in one breath, I applauded her in my heart, her eloquence is good!

"Bold minion, what bastard are you talking about, do you mean that one of the ladies took away the gold medal? Do you know how much of a sin you have committed? slandering concubines, is this crime borne by you as a little palace maid? Palm! Hui'er scolded angrily.

"The imperial sister-in-law is slow, in my opinion, they are indeed very suspicious. How could it be such a coincidence? I thought for a moment and said.

"Oh? Lolo, do you think they are suspicious too? Hui'er asked with a panicked face, "If they really took it, what should I do?" ”

"The people of the earth think they are suspicious!" I smiled and said, "As for what to do, it's easy to do!" Arrest them all and torture them! I don't believe I can't pry their mouths open! ”

"Luo Luo, you want to be tortured? People are scared... Don't.. It's not good to hit someone! Hui'er said with a sigh: "At most, just take a fire iron and burn it!" Don't prick their palms with needles, it hurts to have ten fingers and hearts! Don't let poisonous snakes bite them, people are most afraid of snakes! Hui'er twisted the small P shares after speaking. I stood with the attacker very cold, cold, like two sculptures!

..................... In the dark room of the legendary Kunning Palace..................

The queen mother was nibbling on melon seeds, and from the melon seeds all over the ground, it was estimated that her old man had been gnawing for at least half an hour. The skins of melon seeds of different lengths are scattered all over the ground. Hui'er nibbled on the apple she didn't know from the tribute, and the attacker stood on the side. I held the whip in my hand and shouted, "Aren't you going to say who took the gold medal for avoiding death?" ”

"I was wronged, I didn't take it (I was wronged, I didn't take it) (I was wronged, I didn't take it)..."You think for yourself, more than 20 voices are shouting there, and the most infuriating thing is that they have no team spirit at all! The slogan has been shouted so many times, and none of them are neat!

"Phew.. This melon seed is broken, Hui'er, you will tell the emperor in a while, and ask him to pull out the melon seeds and cut them. dared to send fakes to the royal family, and the mourning family saw that he was dying. After the queen mother explained, Hui'er turned her head to me and said, "Luo Luo, don't talk nonsense with them," and then took out a small porcelain bottle from his arms and said: "This is the 'flower and moon appearance' recently developed by the mourning family, as long as you drop a drop, the skin will fester, and it will immediately fester." 100% effective! Which of you would like to try it? "After saying that, I smiled very 'gently', my cold oh... Dare to love one more poisonous than the other! Shiver.. Tremble again..!

"Say, who won the gold medal! Now that it is handed over, the queen said that it is okay not to be held responsible. If not.. Hum. Hmph..' Flowers and moons' waiting! "Cold.. How did I learn how to be yin in the yin... Mom, save me!

The first to speak was Chun Changzai: "The concubines and the usual ones are the first to leave." At that time, the gold medal was still on the table. Hearing this, he nodded hurriedly, and Hua Changzai, who had no one in his eyes on weekdays, was probably frightened and continued; The concubines left with Fen Changzai, Xin Changzai, Ru Chang, Chun Changzai, An Changzai, Ning Changzai and Chun Chang behind them. At that time, the gold medal was still on the table. Seeing that his name was mentioned, the others nodded hurriedly like pounding garlic. Chun Guiren then spoke: "The concubine left behind with Enguiren, Yunguiren, Ru Guiren, Yiguiren, and Zai Huachang, and the gold medal was still on the table at that time. Ibid., several nobles hurriedly nodded. Concubine Shuhui's eyes were red and she said, "Sister, my sister will never win your gold medal." My sister left with Concubine Jing, Concubine Zhen, Concubine Ning, Concubine Yi, Concubine Ke, and Concubine Rong at that time. The queen looked at Concubine Shuhui with a hint of guilt and nodded.

"The concubine left before the sister of the sage concubine. At that time, the queen said that you had something to say to the sister of the virtuous concubine, and the concubine retired first. Concubine Tong said slowly, is this woman so calm at any time? I wondered!

"I... The concubine was wronged.. The concubine remembered that the queen asked me casually at that time. After a few words from the concubine, she let the concubine go back. The concubine didn't win any gold medals! Concubine Xian was so nervous that she forgot how to speak. Hui'er only smiled silently, and everyone had a gloating expression, and they couldn't be blamed. Who let you monopolize the Holy Grace? Whoever sees you wants to step on a few feet!

"Since you refuse to return the gold medal, then don't blame the mourners! Lolo gives. I shook my hands and carefully took the small porcelain vase handed over by the Queen Mother. Mamma Mia, Xiaowu, you also have today? On weekdays, you made my own sister-in-law shed so many tears, no wonder I am today!

"The concubine has been wronged. Dowager.. The concubine really didn't win the queen's gold medal! "Xiao Wu is struggling before dying." Queen, the concubine really didn't take your gold medal. The queen save me! ”

"Luo Luo, don't splash too much, just splash your face! Don't waste it! Hui'er said earnestly, and the Queen Mother looked approvingly and nodded with satisfaction.

I nodded, and slowly pulled the cap from the vial, and a wisp of yellow smoke came out of the bottle.

"Huh.. Whew.. Whew... Yes.. Yes... Ahh That picture is really miserable, a live live broadcast of a beautiful woman turning into an ugly girl!

When Shunzhi arrived, Concubine Xian had already passed out beyond recognition. Shunzhi rushed in with an arrow step, hugged the imperial sister-in-law and said; "My Hui'er, are you alright?" The concubines are cold... The imperial sister-in-law blushed and shook her head, seeing that her beloved was fine, the emperor's elder brother reprimanded me: "Luo Yan, you are too disrespectful." How can such a murderous picture be shown to your imperial sister-in-law? If she has nightmares at night, see how I punish you! I stuck out my tongue and thought, "The imperial sister-in-law is not cruel enough!"

"Hui'er, let's go out!" The imperial sister-in-law nodded. The emperor, the empress, the queen mother, me, and the concubines in the house, a large number of people walked out one after another. Everyone went back to their respective bedrooms, and the Queen Mother and her old man also said that they were tired and went back to Cining Palace. I am the only one left in the huge Kunning Palace, the emperor's elder brother, and my sister-in-law. "Heh... Scold.. Scold.. "The emperor's brother kept coughing, and I pretended to be an idiot and sat on the side and drank my cool white open! Seeing that I didn't react, he said, "Luo Luo, you're tired for a day, go back and rest early!" ”

"Tired? No, I don't feel tired at all! I'm going to accompany my relatives and sister-in-law here! I'm afraid she'll have nightmares! I put down the teacup and said, hehe, let you just kill me, I'm very good at holding a grudge.

“.... I will take care of your imperial sister-in-law, you go back to rest early! Brother Emperor said a little displeased.

"But if she has nightmares at night, my sister can't afford this crime, so it's better to watch her safely, don't let her have nightmares, and avoid talking about it tonight!" I decided to carry the idiocy through to the end! If I can't die of you, I'm not Luo Yan!

“....... I won't pursue you, you should go back sooner! "It turns out that the emperor's blue face is really different from us! More majesty. Seeing that I didn't move, the imperial sister-in-law also said anxiously: "Luo Luo, you can go back and rest early!" Tomorrow, the emperor's sister-in-law will accompany you to the lake! I smiled, the goal was achieved, and I left! If I don't leave, I guess the emperor's eldest brother will blast me out.

The next day, the emperor issued an order: Dong E's bad character and attempted to harm the queen. Break into the cold palace!

It is said that on that day, Hui'er missed her 'son' very much, and ordered Laixi, who had already returned from school, to fly up to the eaves to pick up her 'son'. "Meow... Meow..."Laixi hugged the fat cat from the cat nest and was about to go down, his eyes were pierced by the golden light, and he looked over curiously...... Suddenly frightened, he fell from under the eaves, but fortunately he reacted quickly, and landed safely.

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