Chapter 370: The gourd is not as smart as me
When Hulu saw his aunt breastfeeding his sister, he hurriedly came over to take a look. But he turned and walked away, and the chestnut lying on the bed could not see his figure, and immediately stopped, waving his arms and screaming.
Chrysanthemum hurriedly said to the gourd: "Gourd baby, you go and play with your brother, otherwise he should cry." Wait for my sister to feed, and then put it on the bed for you to see. β
Liu Yunlan got up, took the cup from Wang's hand, and sent it to the table with a piece of herself, turned around and bent down to her son and said, "Hulu, you go and stand by your brother's bedside, he likes you so much, I want to see you for a while."
Look, I'm about to cry! β
Grape came over and took the gourd's hand, dragged him to the bedside, and said, "Chestnut misses my brother, brother come and coax him!" β
Xiao Hulu wanted to see his sister in his heart, but everyone asked him to coax his younger brother, he had no choice but to go back to the bedside, and Chestnut immediately smiled when he saw him.
The gourd probably also found it interesting, lying on the railing on the edge of the small bed, stretching out his little hand to touch his face, and suddenly the little milk baby laughed louder, babbling non-stop, and trying to scratch the gourd's hand with his hand, but he wore too much in winter, and the little arm couldn't be lifted at all, waving in vain.
Everyone was obviously familiar with this situation, and they were all surprised.
Chrysanthemum said depressedly: "Why is this chestnut not like me, nor like his father?" Look at this liveliness, it should be called soybeans at all. β
Wang Shi looked up at her and smiled kindly: "Why don't you look like you?" The eyebrows and eyes are the same as those of the locust seed, and the nose and mouth are also like you. It's this kind of temperament, in fact, it's like. He is just familiar with the gourd, and others don't laugh at him like this. The little baby also recognizes that he likes gourds in his heart, so he always wants to see him. β
Liu Yunlan was helping the gourd make a small cotton vest, laying out the cotton, sewing it carefully, and raised her head when she heard the words: "Little babies like little babies." Look at that Li Jingwen, he likes to come to my house to play with the little gourd, and my gourd also likes to play with him. β
As soon as the words fell, I heard a child's voice shouting outside: "Hulu, I'm here!" β
Wang Shile said: "This person really didn't think that as soon as you talked about him, he came." This little baby is also very likable, just like his mother Meizi, she has a straightforward personality. β
Li Jingwen was dressed in blueβthis color was dirt-resistant, and he was at the age of being active, so Meizi chose dirt-resistant cloth to make clothes for himβand was also wrapped like a ball, wearing a little red riding hood, his little face was blown red by the cold wind, and he ran in with a smile, and his mouth spewed out a cloud of heat.
When he saw the gourd, he said a lot to him: "I went to your house, but I didn't see anyone, and when I saw your father on the chestnut side, I came to look for you. Hulu, aren't you afraid of killing pigs? Oops, I filled several pots of blood, the pig hair was shaved and slippery, and the black pig turned white, and it looked much better, but I couldn't run away. I listened to the pigs at home and blamed the poor pork for being delicious, and I couldn't do anything if I didn't kill them. After saying that, he sighed.
Chrysanthemum and Liu Yunlan were stunned for a moment, and then laughed; Wang also watched the little baby happy; Grape covered his mouth and snickered.
The gourd couldn't understand so many words, and he didn't squeak, but he just looked out the door with excitement on his face, not knowing what he was afraid of.
Li Jingwen was obviously used to the gourd's silence, he didn't need the gourd's answer, he lay on the side of the small bed with him, and kept muttering to him while teasing the chestnut.
Chestnut was even happier when he saw the two villains stained on the side of the bed, and kept babbling and screaming, saliva flowed out, and the grapes hurriedly lifted the handkerchief on his shirt to help him wipe it.
Chrysanthemum listened to the exchange between these two little things, and it was very fresh that "my cat caught a mouse", "my brother can climb, and he is more capable than chestnuts" and so on.
She deliberately said to Li Jingwen: "Jingwen, my chestnut is still young, and when he is older, he will be more capable than your younger brother." β
Li Jingwen hurriedly said loudly: "It's not a mile!" My third grandfather said that the children of the Li family are more capable than the Zhang family. He looked at the little gourd and said, "It's also smarter than the Zheng family." My third grandfather said that the gourd can't speak, and the three sticks are knocked on ...... Can't knock out a fart, no interest. β
Liu Yunlan's face changed when she heard this, and she stopped what she was doing, but looking at Li Jingwen who was so small, she didn't know what to say, so she muttered in a low voice, and then lowered her head and continued to sew clothes. Chrysanthemum guessed that she was probably scolding Li Mingtang's old man.
Wang Shi smiled lightly: "Yun Lan, go to your heart." What is the baby, can he decide it with one sentence? Whether we are smart or not, you know it in your own heart, what do you say. If he weren't wise, even if everyone praised him, they wouldn't be able to praise him for being wise. If you are smart, it is useless for people to belittle him - they will grow up to be successful. He taught the baby like this, and he did it to himself when he taught it badly. β
Liu Yunlan nodded and said, "I know." It's just that I'm very angry when I hear it. He's so old, and he's talking nonsense with a little baby, I've never seen anything like this. β
Chrysanthemum was also speechless, and asked Li Jingwen: "Did you tell your father and mother this?" β
Li Jingwen blinked his eyes a few times, nodded and said, "My mother said, what the third master said is not right, my father said, the gourd is also smart." β
Chrysanthemum wondered: "Then why do you still say that?" You don't listen to your father? She put up her well-fed onions and covered her jacket.
Grape rushed up and grabbed the shallot, swayed it back and forth in the house, and kept patting her on the back to prevent her from spitting up.
Li Jingwen didn't squeak, and thought about it for a while with his fingers crossed, before he raised his eyes and looked at Chrysanthemum and said, "I'm smarter than the gourd, and my younger brother is also more capable than the chestnut." After speaking, he also straightened his small chest, indicating that he didn't listen to his mother's words, because he really thought so.
Chrysanthemum snorted and laughed, this kid is really confident!
At this time, Aoki and Huaizi came in from outside, and Aoki said to Li Jingwen: "You are smarter than my gourd?" Why don't I feel it? Come over the gourd, Dad will write a word for you to recognize. Li Jingwen, if you recognize it, I will admit that you are smarter than Hulu; If you don't recognize, hum, hum, you're stupid. β
After speaking, seeing Huaizi hugging the shallots from the grape's hand, he asked the grapes to go to the kitchen to get a piece of fine charcoal, he wrote the word "Zheng" on the ground, and asked Li Jingwen first: "Do you know how to read this word?" β
Li Jingwen was dumbfounded, he hadn't gone to school yet, his father and mother would only recognize his name, of course, he would not teach him to recognize "Zheng", and if he wanted to, he would only recognize "Li".
Little Hulu often played this word guessing activity with his father, and as soon as Aoki wrote, he came up to it. After writing it, he opened his mouth and wanted to call it out, but was stopped by Aoki and asked Li Jingwen first.
Li Jingwen couldn't answer, so he turned his head and asked his son: "Hulu, what kind of word do you say this is?" β
The little gourd immediately exclaimed triumphantly, "Zheng." Dad, Zheng Aoki. He turned his head to Chrysanthemum again, "Auntie, Zheng Chrysanthemum." Then he turned to the gate and faced the courtyard, "Grandpa, Zheng Changhe." β
Look, how cheap!
He used to do this thing, and he read it well. If Aoki writes the word "Liu" again, he will immediately call him "Mother, Liu Yunlan." "It's not ambiguous at all. Of course, he couldn't write those words, but he could recognize what they looked like, just as easily as a dog and a cat.
Aoki squatted on the ground and smiled triumphantly at Li Jingwen: "What's the matter? I'm smart, right? β
Li Jingwen stood there, as tall as the squatting Aoki, the two of them had big eyes and small eyes, he looked at the gourd father aggrievedly and showed him off, he always felt that something was wrong, but he didn't know what to say, so he pouted unconvinced and kept silent.
Huaizi and Chrysanthemum and the others couldn't look up to each other, Liu Yunlan glanced at Aoki, thinking that he was such an adult, like a baby, and he didn't look like him.
Huaizi smiled: "You two will bully Li Jingwen." If Brother Changming comes, he will also ask his son what he is familiar with, see what you do! β
Li Jingwen was older, and immediately said: "I'll call my father, my father is amazing, he also helped me catch a little finch last night."
Aoki glanced at him disdainfully and said, "Who wouldn't catch a little finch?" I will be with your Uncle Huaizi. β
Li Jingwen was in a hurry, not better than his father, but better than his son - he always felt that he was better than Hulu, so he argued: "Hulu is still peeing on the bed, I won't wet the bed for a long time." β
Seeing that the little baby was in a hurry, Aoki couldn't help but smile and said, "Nonsense! My gourd has been wetting the bed for a long time. I have to take care of a soak of urine for a long time, and I don't even need to change the diaper. Unlike the chestnut kid, he has to change countless diapers a day, and his whole stomach leaks - all the food is spilled. You must have been wetting the bed when you were as young as Hulu, and I don't believe you went back and asked your parents. β
Li Jingwen has only recently gotten rid of the habit of wetting the bed, of course, he doesn't need to ask his mother, so his little face turned red and he bowed his head and said nothing.
Huaizi hugged her daughter and shouted: "Hey, my chestnuts didn't mess with you, why did you expose people's old bottoms?" How well-behaved our chestnuts are, how pleasant our smiles are, what does it matter if we pee a few times? If there is urine, you have to sprinkle, how can a living person let urine suffocate to death? β
Chrysanthemum looked at the pair of uncles with amusement, and suddenly became playful, and said to Aoki: "This shows that chestnuts are more diligent than gourds." β
Aoki saw that she was serious about standing up for her son, and asked in surprise, "Why are chestnuts so diligent?" Oh, too, peeing diligently! β
Chrysanthemum ignored her brother's mocking eyes and continued: "This shit and urine are all waste, just like there is garbage in the house, you have to clean it with a broom several times every day, otherwise you won't be able to enter people." The gourd map saves trouble, always endures, and only sweeps three times a day; Let's sweep chestnuts six times a day, you say, who is diligent? β
Aoki's eyes widened, then he couldn't hold back his laughter and sat down on the ground. Seeing that the gourd was a little inexplicable, he hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Aoki's big hand with both hands, and dragged his father up vigorously.
Huaizi also laughed, causing the shallots in her arms to think that her father was teasing herself, and she laughed out loud. This is rare, so Huaizi was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth and laughed harder and harder.
Liu Yunlan and Wang couldn't help laughing, although Li Jingwen didn't know why everyone was laughing, he understood that he was not laughing at himself, so he also smirked. To be continued.