Chapter 602: Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger
"Auntie, I was wrong, don't kill me." The crow spirit knelt on the ground and kowtowed and begged for mercy.
"Little brute, you splashed me with a child's urine, I was wrong, and you want me to let you go, maybe!" The Xuanyin ghost gritted his teeth and hated this crow spirit.
Wet from head to toe, smelling of urine, disgusting to death.
The Xuanyin Ghost is not a revenant ghost, but an evil cultivator. In order to remain immortal, he gave up his physical body and appeared as a soul body.
Xuanyin ghosts and ghosts are the same as ghosts and faceless, they are all capable people around the surviving. A beautiful woman was splashed with a child's urine, this taste can be imagined.
Shame!
If you don't kill this brute, you can't swallow this breath. Xuanyin Ghost's face was hideous, and the sword in his hand was raised.
The crow spirit was so frightened that she was so frightened that she kowtowed: "Grandma, as long as you let me go, let me do anything." ”
"Take your pants off." Xuanyin ghost scolded.
"What are you doing with your pants off?" The crow was stunned.
"If you take it off, you will take it off." The Xuanyin ghost has a fierce face.
"No problem." The crow spirit bared her teeth and smiled, "Grandma, in fact, I am very angry, as long as you don't kill me, I guarantee that you will be happy." ”
"Stop talking nonsense and take it off quickly."
The crow spirit smiled, all women in the world are the same, and they want to eat chicken when they see a handsome guy. Although I am not a boy chicken anymore, but the golden gun does not fall, and the women say that it is good when they eat it.
The crow is in ecstasy, not only can he live, but he can also have a shot with a beautiful woman, which is simply too happy.
The crow spirit took off his pants, lay on the ground, and said with a smile: "Come on! Makes you feel refreshed. ”
"Castrated you, so that you can't play with women for the rest of your life." The Xuanyin Ghost raised his sword and stabbed it down.
", you're going to be a eunuch for me." The crow spirit was frightened and stupid, thinking that it would be cloudy and rainy, but who knew that this was the case. If this immortal doesn't have a big stick, how will he live in the future.
"Auntie, be merciful." In a hurry, the crow grabbed the blade of the sword with both hands to protect his life. The sharp sword was grasped by both hands and could not be pierced. Blood flowed from the crow's hands.
"I'm here to save you." The big black dog sped up and rushed forward.
"Bite you." The big black dog grabbed the shoulder of the Xuanyin ghost and opened his mouth to bite it.
"Dead dog, get out of here." The Xuanyin ghost slapped the black dog away. Taking advantage of this opportunity, the crow lifted his pants and ran away.
"Let you run." The Xuanyin ghost gritted his teeth, and the sword in his hand flew over.
Yes!
A scream.
The crow spirit's right leg was stabbed by the sword, and the blood flowed. The Xuanyin ghost sneered and flew over.
"Amitabha, don't hurt the female benefactor." A big monk appeared in front, burly and armed with a sword.
"Bald donkey, don't be nosy." The Xuanyin ghost glared at him and scolded.
"Female benefactor, I am a monk, my name is Du Xuan, not a bald donkey."
"Phew, a monk is a bald donkey." Xuanyin Ghost snorted coldly, "You'd better get away, otherwise, I'll kill you together." ”
"Master Duan, save me, this female madwoman is going to castrate me." The crow spirit cried and begged for help.
Du Zhan clasped his hands together and said: "Female donor, this crow has cultivated to become refined, how difficult it is, if you kill him, it will hurt Tianhe." ”
"Bald donkey, you talk a lot of nonsense." Xuanyin's ghostly face was furious, and the sword in his hand was thrown over.
Du Xuan recited the Buddha's name, stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and the sword fell into his hand.
"Female donor, the sword has a double edge, it hurts others and yourself, I will help you destroy it." Du Xuan shook it hard, and the sword in his hand was broken in two.
"You bald donkey, so bold that you dare to destroy my sword and kill you." The Xuanyin ghost screamed in surprise and flew up, the black mist rolling in his hands, transforming into two huge ghost claws.
The two ghost claws, one left and one right, rushed towards the crossing.
"Nan Wu Amitabha, female donor, mercy to my subordinates, I am a monk, you can't kill me." When he saw that it was not good, he turned around and ran.
"Okay, you're a bald donkey, and you're running fast." The Xuanyin ghost gritted his teeth and chased after him.
The crow pinched a cold sweat, and wondered why they were all monks of the Thousand Buddha Temple, and there was such a big gap between this senior brother and the junior brother.
The senior brother is serious, the Dharma is boundless, jealousy is like hatred, and he is ruthless in dealing with demons and monsters.
This junior brother is stupid, full of nonsense, and behaves like a monk at all. None of this is important, the important thing is that as a monk of the Thousand Buddhas Temple, you should have a shocking Dharma to destroy demons.
When he saw the female demon, he turned around and ran, and the face of the monks was lost.
Alas, why are they all monks with such a big gap?
The Raven Spirit sighed, feeling that it was safer to find a place to hide. Later, the female demon killed the monk, and she will definitely come back to the eunuch me.
The crow is very smart, so find a place to hide and wait and see what happens.
"The sea of bitterness is boundless, and the shore is back! Female donor, don't hit me in the face, I'm a monk. Far away, the sound of the crossing sounded.
The crow spirit hid in the pigsty, heard the monk's voice, and sneered, what a monk, greedy for life and afraid of death, worse than me.
"Female benefactor, although I am a monk, I eat with my face, if you hit me in the face, I will starve to death in the future." The sound of annihilation.
"Thief bald, kill you, and you won't have to eat with your face in the future." The voice of the ghost.
"Female benefactor, why are you so ruthless, you don't even let go of the monks."
"For a monk like you, I will kill one when I see one, old lady."
"Female donor, you are still young and beautiful, don't call yourself an old lady. Otherwise, you'll be wrinkled and turned into an old woman. ”
"Dead bald donkey, you talk so much nonsense, it's annoying."
"The poor monk just told the truth, female donor, don't be angry, otherwise there will be wrinkles."
"Ahh I'll kill you. ”
The crow spirit squatted in the pigsty, and heard it clearly, as if ten thousand grass and mud horses appeared in front of him.
Rumble!
There was a loud bang, and it shook the earth.
"Bald donkey, you pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger."
"Sin sin, sin sin, the poor monk doesn't want to beat you."
"Get out of here, I don't want to see you."
"Female benefactor, the poor monk is out, you take care of yourself."
"Damn, what's going on outside?" The crow spirit ran out of the pigsty, flew into the sky, and found a bald monk running.
Behind the monk, a deep pit appeared, and there was a woman lying in it, with a blue nose and swollen face, miserable, it was the ghost of Xuanyin.
"Master Doom, what did you just do?" The Raven Spirit was surprised.
Du Zhan clasped his hands together and said: "Sin, sin, monks should not advocate violence, but the female benefactor is aggressive and has to kill the poor monk." ”
"The poor monk really had no choice but to beat her, hoping that the Buddha would not blame me."
"You monk, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, you are better than me!" The crow spirit was shocked, and the stupid monk turned out to be a hidden master.
"Crow donor, let's go and help!" Watari grinned and ran.
"What are you going to do?" The Raven Spirit asked.
"Find my senior brother, and by the way, help Daochang Yang and deal with the surviving people." Duanxing trotted all the way and lost his trace.
"You're all masters, you play! I'm home. The crow spirit sighed and walked forward, soon coming to the side of the Xuanyin ghost.
The Xuanyin ghost was lying in the dirt pit, his mouth full of blood, and his pretty face was disfigured.
"Beauty, what does it feel like to be beaten?" The Raven Spirits gloat.
"Brute, when I'm all right, I'll kill you." The Xuanyin ghost glared and roared loudly.
"It's all hurt like this, and you still want to kill me, I really don't know what to do." The crow spirit smiled, "I told you before, this great immortal weapon is very good, and I guarantee that you will be satisfied." Now is the good opportunity, you wait for me. ”
"What are you going to do? Yes! Stinky rascals! ”
"Hehe, I'm a hooligan, who am I afraid of."
(End of chapter)