Chapter 180: Nonsense

Chapter 180: Fooling around

Chapter 180

When the wine was talking here, Qiu Yehong had already followed Wang Huabin around a lying horse for a long time.

“… That guy often beats and scolds, and I still stare when I see him..."Qiao Huan muttered beside her, pulling her sleeves, "Sister Hui, Sister Hui." I have an idea..."

Akiba Hong sighed and looked down at her.

"What"

Qiao Huan pursed his lips, feeling that he had spoken for a long time.

"He hit you....." She just said.

Fu Wencheng came over after feeding the horse, and when he heard this half a sentence, his brows furrowed.

"Hit whom," he asked in a deep voice.

Qiu Yehong laughed twice, covered Qiao Huan behind her by standing away, and kicked her with her foot.

"It's not that the soldier has a bad temper, and he says that if he doesn't see it well, he will be beaten, it's just a joke, where will he really be beaten." She laughed.

Fu Wencheng sighed and stood aside to watch them discuss.

Qiao Huan pouted dissatisfied, sullen for a while, and when he saw Wang Huabin's golden needle box, he immediately diverted his attention and asked questions.

“… Is it possible to scare the ghost away by cutting the nose, and the ghost is also afraid of drinking?" Qiao Huan asked curiously.

Wang Huabin frowned, as if he was very impatient when his thoughts were interrupted, and Qiu Yehong hurriedly pulled her to the side and sat down.

"It's not a ghost, it's a stomachache," she explained.

When several veterinarians heard this, they all came over and laughed: "I don't know what kind of belly pain it is, but the symptoms are clearly big belly knots..."

"No, the big belly knot is full of gas in the stomach, and this is the accumulation of water vapor in the intestines, also known as ginger toothache." Akiba said with a smile.

"Toothache?" Qiao Huan covered his cheeks with his hands, "Horses also have toothaches?" I had a toothache last month, and I was dying....I knew I was drinking some wine..."

Qiu Yehong laughed, and a veterinarian beside him explained to Qiao Huan, "The ginger tooth is an acupuncture point on the horse's head, on the outside of the nose, at the top of the cartilage....When there is abdominal pain, piercing can relieve the pain." ”

Qiao Huan seemed to understand whether he understood or not, and touched his nose with his hand.

The sunset is sinking, according to the prescription written by Wang Huabin, everyone boiled the medicine, and tonight they will thoroughly investigate it, and the guards came to invite Autumn Leaf Red back to the Taishou Mansion.

Looking at the busy others, Qiu Yehong was a little embarrassed, and she couldn't help by coming here. It's a mess.

"I see that there is still a lot of vacant land here, and we can build a few more tents, so it's okay for us to stay, why don't you send Sister Qiao Huan back, and I'll stay for a few days." She thought for a moment and proposed.

Qiu Yehong's opinion is Fu Wencheng's opinion, and he has no reaction.

Several guards exchanged glances.

"Miss, this is not appropriate, one is located in the barracks here, and it is outside the city, which is very dangerous, and the other is that Lord Taishou and Madame have repeatedly instructed..."The leader of the guards said cautiously, but his expression was quite persistent.

With so many people here, what's so dangerous? Akiba disagrees with this statement.

"I'm not leaving, I'm going to live here, I haven't slept in a tent for a long time!" Qiao Huan raised his hand and shouted, pulling Fu Wencheng to call his uncle to set up a tent.

And this naughty ghost, Qiu Yehong hurriedly reached out and dragged her, and ordered her to go back to the Taishou Mansion in a stack.

A few guards breathed a sigh of relief, so they rushed to the barracks as soon as the autumn leaves were red every day, and rushed back to the Taishou Mansion in the dark, during which she naturally mentioned more than once that she wanted to stay in the barracks, but the guards found all kinds of excuses to stop them.

"I always say that it's dangerous here and there," Qiu Yehong said helplessly, sitting outside the barracks' horse pen with her chin on her chin back, "I think the road is more dangerous..."

"How?" Qiao Huan looked up and asked. She fiddled with two small cannonballs, which were given to her by a veterinarian to play with.

"Sooner or later, I'll faint from the side...," Akiba smiled.

Qiao Huan laughed, squatted down and banged on the flint.

"Don't order here, be careful to startle the horse." Autumn leaves hurriedly pushed her.

As he spoke, he saw a large group of people hugging Fan Cheng over, and when he saw her, he didn't see it, and Qiu Yehong didn't see him.

It was Qiao Huan who looked at him and rolled his eyes.

After a while, the group rode out on horseback, Fan Cheng took the lead, and as soon as he stepped out of the horse ring door, he heard a bang and lit up the fire.

The horse was frightened, and raised its front hooves with a neigh, but Fan Cheng was not lifted off the horse because of his excellent riding skills.

"Who? Who? Fan Cheng was furious and shouted.

Qiao Huan grinned innocently, shaking the remaining cannon in his hand.

"Oops, I accidentally lit it.," she said crisply.

"Nonsense!" Fan Cheng glared, he couldn't see this little kid in the end, and glared at Qiu Yehong angrily. "The barracks are yours to play! Let your dad take you back! It's not like it! ”

Qiao Huan grimaced at him and stuck out his tongue, "I want you to take care of it!" ”

Fan Cheng glared angrily, urged the horse forward, and just walked two steps, when he heard a bang behind him, the horse was frightened again, and ran away with his hooves.

"Nonsense! Monkey business! Fan Cheng's loud voice accompanied the gallop of the horse, and the dust and smoke were swept all the way.

Qiao Huan laughed heartily, but Qiu Yehong looked thoughtfully in the direction Fan Cheng had gone.

"Hey, Sister Hui, shall we secretly stuff a cannon into his bed? We hid outside the tent, and as soon as he entered the house, we lit it..."Qiao Huan smiled and came up with an idea.

"You think this barracks is your home." Qiu Yehong retracted her senses, tugged at her two pigtails and smiled, "His tent is said to be able to enter?" Still hiding outside the tent..."

"Oh yes." Qiao Huan said with a bitter face, "Then what should I do?" I'm going to have to help you get angry..."

"Thank you." Autumn leaves smiled warmly, pinched her chubby face, and rolled her eyes, "If you want to get angry, there are so many ways... Here you come...."

She grabbed Qiao Huan's shoulder and whispered a few words, and Qiao Huan giggled.

Fan Cheng didn't know that these two girls were staring at him, he hadn't slept for two days in the past few days, and the group of people who raided the barracks last time had reappeared, and this time he couldn't let them run away.

After the regular meeting on this day, Fan Cheng was the first to rush out of the camp, took the horse in the hands of his own soldiers and rode on, without turning the horse's head. Seeing that the horse's hind buttocks were short, he sat down, and at the same time pulled out a bubble of black and smelly.

Fan Cheng was caught off guard, and slid down with the horse's short body, but fortunately reacted quickly, and avoided it a little embarrassedly, only stepping on a foot of and not getting it on his body.

The others who had come out of the tent saw it and burst into laughter.

"Old Fan, this is too old to get on a horse?" Someone quipped.

Fan Cheng's face turned red with anger, and he gave the horse a few whips, "This beast is more and more and doesn't look at the place, and he has more than eating grass these days." ”

Everyone laughed again, does this brute still look at the place?

"My lord...", the soldiers were a little nervous, and they didn't dare to say it.

Fan Cheng saw at a glance that something was wrong, and immediately whipped the horse, "Say, someone has touched my horse?" ”

The pro-soldier lowered his head and didn't dare to speak, Fan Cheng raised his hand is a whip.

"Miss Qiao Taishou came over to play just now, hey... Feed the horse a fruit to eat...."The soldiers were too frightened to hide it, and hurriedly said.

Fan Cheng suddenly screamed.

"That girl... That girl—" he snorted, "must have been instructed to plague my horse." Scourge military horses, but also worthy of veterinarians. ”

As he spoke, he pulled the horse along, "Go, go to her to settle accounts, it is bad luck to get a woman in the barracks, and now he is harming the military horse in order to vent his personal anger, Lao Tzu will write a book to play her!" ”

The people who were originally watching the joke were stunned when they heard that there was something in what he said, and when they saw him leave in a menacing manner.

"What's going on?" Sun Yuanzhi stepped out. Seeing the crowd gathered at the door, his expression was a little displeased.

Although this person is young, he has been trained for a long time, and these officers who are older than him even respect him, and they dare not underestimate it, this Sun Yuanzhi inherited his father's faction, governed the army very strictly, and did not allow any casualness, so he hurriedly said the matter of Fang Cai.

"Nonsense." Sun Yuanzhi frowned and said, while raising his feet to go, everyone was busy following, and took two steps, but when he saw him stop again, his expression flashed a trace of gloom.

"You go and see, don't let him make trouble." He turned, threw down a word, and turned and went into the tent.

Everyone looked at each other, "The general is busy... Such a trivial matter..."Someone explained, so everyone nodded and hurriedly chased in the direction Fan Cheng walked.

Before he arrived at the veterinarian's tent, he heard Fan Cheng shouting, and four or five veterinarians were busy around the pulse diagnosis of the horse.

A girl wearing a thin cotton jacket with elastic ink and a little girl with a pink ball in a big red short jacket stood hand in hand, looking at Fan Cheng who was furious with a smile.

"....take a closer look at me, but drugged? Hum. Fan Cheng said loudly, squinting at the girl.

"Your Excellency.." A veterinarian stepped forward and said, "... I had some diarrhea, so I went to prescribe medicine..."

"Fart!" Fan Cheng glared and shouted, "What is the diarrhea, let me ask you, my horse has been drugged?" ”

The veterinarian was taken aback by him and hurriedly took a few steps back.

"Hey." Autumn leaves said in a loud voice, taking a few steps closer, "Don't shout, your horse is diarrhea." I'm already optimistic. ”

"What diarrhea?" Fan Cheng craned his neck to look at her, "Admit it, it was the horse you drugged me that made it diarrhea!" ”

"You're talking nonsense, you're talking nonsense," Qiao Huan said as he jumped, grimacing, "You're not a veterinarian, what do you know!" Tell you, I fed this medicine myself, for the sake of you knowing my father, no thanks! ”

She waved her white little hand, with an atmospheric appearance, which made the soldiers who were watching the excitement around couldn't help laughing.

Lao Fan, a strong head, has not been ridiculed by others.

"Nonsense! Nonsense! My horse is not sick! Fan Cheng shouted.

"These are the remaining two pills," Akiba Hong tossed over a cloth bag.

Fan Cheng subconsciously caught it, and when he opened it, it was two red and black pills, which really looked like wild fruits at first glance.

"If you don't feel sick, don't feed the horse," Akibahong continued, "If the horse can't stop pulling, you can feed him, and if there is any disease, you can see for yourself." ”

Fan Cheng snorted, and the horn of summoning the soldiers sounded outside the barracks, and he didn't dare to delay any longer, so he threw the cloth bag on the ground, got on the horse and left.

"Hey, don't blame me for not saying it in advance, when the time comes, you will either ride a horse, or you will only be able to come back on a horse." Autumn Leaf Red shouted.

Seeing what she said so funny, everyone laughed, some asked who this girl was, and some people bent down to pick up the cloth bag with the medicine and scattered in a mess.

"Hey, Sister Hui'er, if you don't eat that, will you really pull it?" Qiao Huan asked in a low voice, "But, didn't you say that this pill made Mara's stomach?" If you have diarrhea, why do you have diarrhea? ”

Qiu Yehong smiled and said: "His horse fat and strong body are acute diarrhea caused by gastrointestinal stagnation, and this disease is to discharge in order to control diarrhea, which is the method of inducing vomiting, sweating, conquering, reconciling, warming, cooling, nourishing and dissipating the eight methods we use to treat the disease." ”

Qiao Huan didn't seem to understand, Qiu Yehong smiled, touched her head, and said, "What are you doing with this..."

took her hand, "Let's go, help me concoct medicinal materials for my cousin..."

"Tell a story!" Qiao Huan followed her in a hurry.

"This girl from the Guo family is really an expert..."Several veterinary officers looked at each other and exclaimed, "It's also bold, like these methods of vomiting, we don't dare to use them easily..."

"It's better to be young." Everyone sighed that when they reached their age, they had to seek stability.

Before it got dark on this day, Fan Guoran changed his horse and came back, and a personal soldier carefully sent the sick horse with obvious trembling legs.

"How?" Qiu Yehong put down the medical book in her hand and asked with a smile, pretending to be surprised, "My lord, you really don't use any medicine?" While tsking, he looked at this Fan Cheng meaningfully, "My lord, you don't look like a man, the little family is a little angry, although there is some unhappiness between us, but you have to believe in my medical ethics, I won't be unreasonable..."

Wang Huabin looked up from the table, walked over without saying a word, looked at the horse, and frowned.

"Diarrhoea?" He said that he would have to change the medicine to the little guy.

"I'm worthy." Qiu Yehong hurriedly said, and looked at Fan Cheng again, "However, people don't believe me, so I didn't eat." ”

Wang Huabin sighed and glanced at Fan Cheng, "Since this is the case, there is no way." ”

As soon as he said a word, he went back to reading again, but he didn't care.

Fan Cheng's face turned red, and this afternoon, he became the joke of the whole camp.

"You, you... Vexatious! You did it on purpose! He glared at the girl and said angrily.

Qiu Yehong's expression was straight, and she said seriously: "My lord, you are wrong, I am not unreasonable, but unlike you, you will offend me at will if you are unreasonable..."

She raised her head slightly and looked at Fan Chengdao, "I, I've always been reasonable!" ”

But no, first, Ma Er was really sick, and she took advantage of it, and second, she deliberately drugged first and didn't say anything, deliberately letting him lose his face.

Fan Cheng puffed out his eyes, and was speechless for a while, someone dared to say so naked that he was deliberately playing him....

"Good! Good! Fan Cheng suddenly laughed loudly and arched his hand at her, "I pushed you that day, and now you tricked me, let's settle it." ”

Qiu Yehong remained silent, watching Fan Cheng turn around and stride out.

"Hey, just eat this?" He poked his head in again and asked.

Qiu Yehong nodded, and said yes, Fan Cheng said twice, his eyes rolled on her, and then left.

"Nonsense!" Wang Huabin took the medical book, wrote with a pen, and said without raising his head.

Qiu Yehong stuck out her tongue, smiled and sat down in front of the table, pulled out a few letters from under the book, picked one out and threw it to Wang Huabin.

"This is for your cousin." She smiled, pinching the rest of her hand, happy, "This is Gu's mother, this is... His..."

Her voice was a little sweet with honey water, Wang Huabin looked up at her, a smile appeared on his lips, put the letter in front of him away, and continued to read.

At this time in the capital, because the weather was getting colder, the Queen Mother, who had been coughing for several days, was also slapping a letter on the table.

"Nonsense! Monkey business! She said loudly, tugging at her throat and coughing again.

The palace maid hurriedly held the spittoon, and Mrs. Su handed over hot tea to help her smooth her chest.

"Niangniang, don't worry, I'll send someone to ask, maybe the prince didn't go there, but went to other places to enjoy the mountains and rivers, it's not like nothing in the past..."Mrs. Su persuaded.

The Empress Dowager gasped and shook the letter in her hand, "You don't have to say nice things to persuade me, I know it in my heart...... He must have known that Huilan had gone to Yanzhou, so he secretly ran away....he couldn't be wrong! ”

As she spoke, she suddenly remembered something, "Where's Tang'er?" Is Tang'er still in the capital? ”

A trace of hesitation flashed on Mrs. Su's face, "It's ..... here."

The confidence of these words was insufficient, how could the empress dowager not hear it, and suddenly coughed again, and there was chaos in the Renshou Palace.

Thank you all for not giving up, I feel deeply guilty. I'm ashamed, there are a lot of thunder points in the text, I don't know how much I can make up...