Chapter 3 Ancestral Secret Recipes

"Yesterday it was a 3,000, and today it's 500,000? You're too corrupt, aren't you? Nobody the cares? ”

Director Wang coughed twice and said impatiently: "Security, blast out!" ”

"Yes!" A few imps next to him walked over with rubber sticks in their hands.

Zheng Qian hurriedly said: "Don't, Director Wang, just now I didn't speak in the right tone, my attitude was not good, I apologized, I apologized, I was wrongDirector Wang, you said why can't you pity me, I don't even know the cause of death, it's like going to the drunkenness to find out what's going on, oh my God, I can't live..."

"There's no way, since ancient times, I have been doing things with money, I don't care what the situation is now, when I come here, I must do what I say!"

Zheng Qian began to lie on the ground and roll, and then kept crying, so that everyone in the reception center hall stopped doing business, and everyone came over to watch the excitement.

"Oh, I can't live, who has pity on me, there is no way for good people to walk..."

There was a burst of laughter from the crowd, 500,000 is actually 5,000 yuan, for those who die normally, it is not a big amount, who is holding a funeral can't draw 12,000, but people's hearts are like this, they have never known each other, and they will definitely not help easily.

"What are you doing here?"

A cold female voice came from the crowd.

Zheng Qian looked up and saw that it was Li Xue, he hurriedly crawled over, hugged Li Xue's thigh, and said, "Oh, aunt and grandma, you have to help me, this Wang Ba calf didn't go through the formalities for me, yesterday it was 3,000, and today it will be 500,000!" ”

"Get out of here!"

"Don't get out, if you don't get me to the drunken capital, I just won't get out..."After saying this, Zheng Qian muttered in a low voice: "It's so soft, it's a while to hold it for a while." ”

Li Xue sighed, raised her voice and shouted: "Wang Shunfa!" Get the hell out of here! ”

Director Wang, who was drinking tea, choked up when he heard this voice, he hurriedly walked out from behind the window, and said in a low voice: "Oh, Secretary Li, why are you here, look at the truth, why don't you say it in advance, I'll send someone to pick you up!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense with me, let me ask you, why didn't you go through Zheng Qian's procedures?"

Director Wang glanced at Zheng Qian and said, "The cause of his death is unknown, and I really can't do anything." ”

"The cause of death is unknown? If you don't let him go to the capital to find out, the cause of his death will never be known! Give you twenty minutes, hurry up and get the formalities of entering the city done! ”

"Alas, yes, yes, I'll go!"

Zheng Qian looked up at Li Xue dumbfounded, and said, "Auntie, what is your old man's identity, this, the director of the Tangtang Reception Center is all bowing to you, otherwise, you can accept me as a male pet, I will definitely serve you well..."

Li Xue glanced at Zheng Qian and said, "If you hold my leg again, I will chop off your middle leg!" ”

Zheng Qian stood up all of a sudden, covered his crotch and said, "Don't, don't, how can I serve you after chopping, do you say yes?" ”

"I want to send you to hell with your tongue!"

In less than ten minutes, the procedures for entering the city were completed, and Director Wang handed it to Li Xue with both hands and said, "Secretary Li, this procedure has been completed, you can see it!" ”

"Well, count you as efficient, Zheng Qian, follow me!"

"Wow!" After finishing speaking, he didn't forget to turn around and taunt Wang Shunfa: "Old thing, you also have today!" ”

Because Li Xue was in front, Wang Shunfa naturally didn't dare to say anything, but he had already scolded Zheng Gan's ancestors for the eighteenth generation in his heart.

After completing the procedures for entering the city, Li Xue took Zheng Gan to the Ghost Heart Yamen, and after receiving the ghost heart, Zheng Qian was not a living soul, but an upright ordinary person in the capital, a ghost with a household registration.

Until now, he didn't know what Li Xue was coming from, but he would definitely not be bullied if he followed her.

"You guys get out of here!" Li Xue said angrily.

A few bandit-like people blocked their way forward, and in front of them was the Nai He Bridge, and after crossing the Nai He Bridge, they officially arrived at the capital of Xu.

"Fuck off? I can't get out, I'll tell you the truth, this twenty-mile radius is our brother, and if you want to get through here, you have to leave the money to buy the road! ”

These bandits are dressed quite cleanly, it seems that this is also a figure with a head and a face on the road, Li Xue came here alone this time, although there is a relationship above, but when you meet these head snakes, it is really difficult to deal with!

"Do you know who I am!" Li Xue said.

"Who do you love! Let's tell you the truth, two days ago, Bai Wuchang Xie Bi'an passed here, and left some money, you can't be so ignorant as a ghost, we don't want much, right? ”

"No money!" Li Xue is really a little angry, it's not that she doesn't have money, she just doesn't want to leave these scoundrels.

"No money?" One of them, who looked particularly obscene, said, "Then you can give something else!" ”

After finishing speaking, he rubbed his hands and walked to Li Xue's side, Li Xue pointed at him and scolded: "You call me Mom, I'll give you both mouths!" ”

"Hey, you little, brothers, did it for me!"

"Wait!" Zheng Qian stepped forward and said, "Slow down, brothers, don't be angry, my wife has a bad temper, don't forget to go in your heart!" ”

"Who is..."As soon as Li Xue spoke, she was glared at by Zheng Qian, although she was not convinced, she still kept her mouth shut.

"Yo he, you kid is not shallow, such a big beauty..."

"Okay, okay, the two of us are just here to do something, and we have 350,000 left, you see..."

"Three hundred and fifty thousand, you call Hanako, don't think about it if you don't have a million!"

Zheng Qian glanced at the side, all the bandits were standing, and only one person was sitting on the Taishi chair, and he was still coughing.

He asked in a low voice, "Brother, that big brother, why do you always cough!" ”

The bandit glanced at him and said, "Your kid has a little eyesight, that's our eldest brother Niu Tielong, who died of smoking before his death, and he has been coughing for almost a hundred years, what's the matter, you kid has a way to cure it?" ”

"Ouch, it's a coincidence, the two of us are here to sell medicine, ancestral secret recipes, specializing in coughing, clearing lung fire, not to mention Duoling, I'll present it to my eldest brother?"

"Go ahead!"

Zheng Qian walked in front of Niu Tielong and said: "The eldest brother is majestic, he is a decent person at first glance, the little one is a little medicine, I respect the eldest brother!" ”

Niu Tielong smiled, took the medicine and ate it directly, coughed twice when he just ate it, and then, he was stunned for a moment, glanced at Zheng Qian, and suddenly stopped coughing, and directly waved his hand and let the two of them go.

After passing, Li Xue asked, "Do you still have this ability?" Knowing medicine? ”

"I know a medicine!"

"Then what did you give him to eat, why didn't he really cough?"

Zheng Qian smiled and said: "Two days ago, I had a stomach upset, I bought a strong laxative, I had to pull this medicine immediately, I couldn't hold it at all, you think, he coughed so badly, as soon as he coughed on his mouth, he had to relax below, this relaxation, then don't pull a pants?" In such a scene, people are pulling their pants in front of so many people, do you think he still dares to cough? Hahaha..."