Uncle Cake's thinking is not logical, he thinks of something, he will say something. Sometimes it starts with two people fighting. After a while, he seemed to remember that the two of them had scolded each other's ancestors before the fight. Then he said that the two of them had a fight and were bleeding, and then he said that a few days before the fight, one of them had bought cakes in his shop, and he praised him for their deliciousness......

In the narration of Uncle Cake, Luo Yuanhao and Zhang Wei still sorted out their thoughts very quickly, and roughly restored a scene in their hearts.

The two realized that what Uncle Cake had inadvertently told seemed to poke at the root of this zombie outbreak! After eating the bread, leaving the village, and coming to the outer mountains and forests, he sorted things out thoroughly:

On this day last year, the two factions quarreled. The reason for the quarrel is nothing more than money and power.

One said: "Lao Tzu spent so much money to repair the bridge, why can't he contract that mountain?" ”

Another said, "You want to contract?" My eldest nephew also wants to contract, and you will compete fairly, and I will not help anyone. ”

The former said, "I can pay 20,000 more than your eldest nephew, and I will honor each of you a cigarette." ”

The other said, "If you can afford it, won't my eldest nephew be able to afford it?" ”

The former said, "You are a dog-like dog, and you are afraid of you?" ”

The other said, "Hmph, you have a bare rod, of course you are afraid of me." ”

The former said: "Are you not afraid of heavenly principles when you do this?" Can the whole village say yes? ”

The other probably drank too much, and his voice became loud and loud: "Humph! My father is the village head, my brother is the village head, I am also the village head, and my son will also be the village head in the future! Why are you fighting with me? ”

One said, "Your mother, I'm going to sue you." ”

"Sue me? As much as I became an official, so did the official you sue. I'll just ask you how to sue? Are you going to sue the judge you are going to sue as well? ”

The two sides simply could not reach a compromise, so they had to use their fists to make a comparison.

Of course, before using fists, the two leading brothers still have to greet each other's ancestors cordially with respectful greetings.

At that time, it was in front of Uncle Cake's shop, at the intersection of two crossroads, and the two of them allowed themselves to fight. It is said that it is not as beautiful as the hooligan brawl, and it is like two unsteady drunkards supporting each other.

The netizens in the live broadcast room suddenly made a fuss:

"I'm grass, the whole process is high-energy!!"

"Where is this kind of thing?"

"It's so arrogant, the officials are guarding each other."

"What do you think? In just a few words, this cake shop owner actually explained the whole society thoroughly? ”

"It's scary, I know someone will be dark later."

"The world is so hot, I want to see it."

"Isn't it a terrible catch? How could such a thing happen? ”

"Yes, I can't imagine that I dare to say such a thing?"

"I don't even think about it!"

"Domineering, arrogant, I like it, hee hee ......"

"Where the sun doesn't shine, ......"

"Don't come up with any conspiracy theories."

"I don't know how many dark, dirty deals there are."

"What is this? Catch one from all over the country, and just grab it inside, regardless of the size. If there is no problem with banknotes, check the issue of rights, and if there is no problem with rights, check the issue of women. One catches one accurately. ”

"Isn't this kind of thing the most exciting? Didn't you see any radical words? It's weird......"

After that day, things changed, and the eldest nephew had the upper hand, and then later, the eldest nephew took possession of the mountain, changed hands, and sold it to the next village. The hen that lays the eggs is sold, which is faster than one egg a day.

Then, the family that failed in the contract had bad luck, and two elderly people in the family were sick, geriatric, and the medical expenses were surprisingly expensive. Not long after, the daughter-in-law who went to take care of her also fell ill, and the family collapsed after a year's effort.

After the uncle who made the cake told him about it, he found that the two of them were deep in thought and quite proud. He spoke so eloquently that he shocked the two cultured people.

Immediately, he remembered something, and quietly approached Luo Yuanhao and Zhang Wei, lowered his voice and said, "I still have something to tell you, do you want to listen?" Just one, you must not tell anyone else. ”

Luo Yuanhao and Zhang Wei both nodded, they didn't expect that this uncle, who was honest and not good at communication at the beginning, would be able to talk endlessly. They are also happy to be listeners, which can be regarded as increasing their knowledge.

The uncle who made the cake probably felt that the two people in front of him were extremely friendly and did not have much vigilance. He brought himself a loaf of bread, and then sat down across from the two of them, and began to talk as he ate.

"This matter started more than a month ago. At that time, our village chief's father had just died. I also often send a few hemp cakes to offer, and by the way, I can help and make extra money. Once, when I went very late, I heard the family whispering, saying that they were going to make a feng shui pattern and bury my father in a good place......"

This time, Uncle Cake's logic is clearer, probably because the time is relatively short, he can explain things according to the trajectory of time. The thing he said was actually very simple, but listening to Luo Yuanhao's ears was tantamount to thunder on the ground!

Because the uncle who made the cake mentioned that he heard that the children of the newly dead father were discussing the total, and they must leave a whole corpse for the father! Can't watch Daddy get cremated!

So far, there is indeed one person who has not been cremated, and he also has a portrait on the renminbi.

As children, it is human nature not to bear the cremation of their parents' bodies, and there are many people. But these people came up with a fake cremation certificate, and nothing was placed in the tomb that was claimed to be public. In fact, the body was buried in another grave!

"Oh my God, there is still this kind of divine operation?"

"How can you do that?"

"We can't do it here, it's hard to do it, right?"

"I've seen a rich man's coffin in Hong Kong, and it's better than the leather sofa of the company owner's house, and I can't wait to lie down in it immediately......"

"Could it be that my kindness limits my imagination?"

"No, it's a poor year."

"Koko ......"

"Poverty, right?"

"Poor, no problem. Women are flat, men are poor ......"

"Uh...... It really hit me, I'm flat and poor, woo woo. ”

"Is this thing true or false? Broadcaster, you can't mess around, something big is going to happen? ”

"Please remove the mosaic from the uncle's face."

"Master Luo, ask where you are buried, and then you can make meritorious contributions, congratulations in advance!"

"I've found that my IQ has skyrocketed since I watched this live broadcast! But I still don't think my IQ is enough......"