Chapter 187: Remember to Close the Car Door When You Do Bad Things
His hand touched Liu Zhixia's shoulder, and he wanted to take off Liu Zhixia's skirt, when someone suddenly kicked him down outside the car.
"Hey, remember to close the car door when you do bad things."
Lao Ping was startled and quickly turned around, and saw Mu Yuqing leaning against the car door with both hands, looking at him with cold and mocking eyes, so frightened that his butt moved and his back against the car body.
"You... Aren't you stunned by me? Lao Ping's eyes widened suddenly, he remembered that this kid was obviously stunned by him, why did he get up?
"Do you think the effect is too short?"
Lao Ping looked at her stunned, he really thought so, he had done this in the past, why did he fail this time?
Mu Yuqing helped Liu Zhixia get out of the car, and Lao Ping saw that the duck in his mouth flew like this, and couldn't help shouting: "Hey..."
Mu Yuqing turned around and kicked him in the face, "Hey, hey, be honest with me!" ”
Liu Zhixia's head was a little dizzy, and she shook her head to signal that she was fine.
"Blame me for not finding out sooner."
Mu Yuqing helped her rest on a rock, and he rudely dragged Lao Ping out of the car, the moonlight was very bright tonight, and Lao Ping, who was undressed in the night light, was like a big fat pig with lost hair.
Lao Ping was thrown to the ground, his big belly was hurt by the pebbles, and he fell to the ground and screamed.
Mu Yuqing rummaged through Liu Zhixia's bag, took out two wet tissues, tore open the package, and handed them to Liu Zhixia to wipe his face.
Lao Ping saw that the opportunity was coming, grabbed a stone and threw it at Mu Yuqing's head. Since the matter has been discovered, looking at this little deflated San's weak appearance, he simply did nothing and did not stop doing it, only the dead man could not speak.
"Yu Qing be careful!" Liu Zhixia was about to be scared to death, Lao Ping's hideous face was really terrifying!
Mu Yuqing rolled to the ground when he heard the sound of breaking through the air, turned over and kicked Lao Ping again, "Hey, if you want to fight, you have to put on your clothes first and then fight, my eyes hurt when I see your figure." ”
Lao Ping was also ruthless at this time, if he hadn't gotten this kid out, maybe he would have been planted in his hands, and his thin figure would definitely not be his opponent.
His eyes widened and he swooped towards Mu Yuqing, Mu Yuqing was caught off guard and was knocked down by him and fell to the ground, Lao Ping took the opportunity to press her to the ground, and his fist slammed over.
Mu Yuqing quickly grabbed his hand, but Lao Ping's strength was really great, Mu Yuqing almost got out, she grabbed Lao Ping's hand, and the other hand was clenched into a fist and hit Lao Ping's door firmly.
Lao Ping fell to the ground sideways in pain, Mu Yuqing got up and stepped on his heart, and said coldly: "Is this to kill the mouth?" ”
Liu Zhixia also regained his senses at this time, rushed over and kicked a few times, "Phew, disgusting old man, you deserve to touch me too?!" I'll kick you to death! ”
Mu Yuqing felt that his head was a little dizzy, his stomach began to sing about the empty city plan, and he was weak when he stepped on Lao Ping's feet. She felt like she was seeing a double vision, she shook her head, she still had a double vision after watching it for a week, this damn low blood sugar!
Liu Zhixia was still immersed in her anger, and she didn't notice anything wrong with Mu Yuqing, Lao Ping obviously also noticed that Mu Yuqing was wrong, and the strength of her feet was obviously smaller.
"Xia Xia, chocolate, quick!"
As soon as Liu Zhixia heard this, she knew that it was not good, her hypoglycemia attack again, and she hurriedly ran to rummage through her bag, but she couldn't turn over a bunch of lipstick and eyeshadow in her bag, so she poured out all the things in her bag in a hurry.
Lao Ping took this opportunity to grab Mu Yuqing's foot and fell to the ground, Mu Yuqing fell straight down, her arm was broken by the stone, her original little loose consciousness came back now, she kicked Lao Ping's face, and then frowned and staggered up.
Mu Yuqing hit Lao Ping in the face with lightning speed, and kicked the crumbling Lao Ping to the side of the car with a flying kick.
Lao Ping had many abrasions on his body, and he couldn't get up when he fell to the ground this time, Mu Yuqing got into the car and took Lao Ping's clothes down to tie his hands, and then strangled his feet with his belt, double protection Mu Yuqing also tied it again with his trousers.
She stood up and felt that the world was spinning, so dizzy, Liu Zhixia hurriedly helped her to fall down, and stuffed the peeled sweet chocolate into her mouth.
The sweetness entered his throat, Mu Yuqingfang felt a lot better, this low blood sugar was really terrible at a critical moment!
"Yu Qing, how is it?" Liu Zhixia said that it was false not to panic, she was really afraid of accidents.
Mu Yuqing pulled an ugly smile and comforted Liu Zhixia, "Xia Xia, it's okay." ”
"Scared the hell out of me!" Liu Zhixia actually choked tears in his eyes, and he was almost about to burst the embankment.
Mu Yuqing pinched her flustered cheeks, "Blame me, blame me, it's okay, let's send this lewd/trivial uncle to the Public Security Bureau now, to accept the socialist theory of the little brothers of the police and the self-salvation theory of criminals." ”
When Lao Ping heard this, he sent it to the Public Security Bureau, and this is okay! Hurriedly squirming his fat body, licking his face, and begging Mu Yuqing for mercy.
"Little brother, little brother, it's good to discuss, hehe, it's good to discuss."
Mu Yuqing chewed the chocolate and was too lazy to take care of him, but Liu Zhixia kicked him in a hurry, and the seven-inch thin heel kicked him in the stomach, and Lao Ping wailed again.
"Talk about it! You old, ugly, fat, dirty, dirty ghost! If the old lady doesn't twist you to the Public Security Bureau today, the old lady will break off every time she wears high heels! ”
Mu Yuqing was almost crazy by Liu Zhixia's words, and stepped forward and put his hand on her shoulder: "This is a poisonous oath, in order to prevent your poisonous oath from being fulfilled, I decided to go to the Public Security Bureau now!" ”
Just do it, Liu Zhixia opened the car door and sat down, waving Mu Yuqing to get in the car.
Mu Yuqing kicked Lao Ping with the tip of his shoe, and pouted at Nunu in the back seat of the car, "Do you get into the car by yourself or will I kick you up?" ”
Lao Ping's face turned the color of pig liver, and he said again and again: "Everything is easy to discuss, little brother, I can give you whatever you want, as long as you don't send me to the Public Security Bureau." ”
Mu Yuqing tilted his head and blinked at him, as if he was considering, "Really? ”
Lao Pingxi curled up on the ground and nodded busily, "Really, really, I have the money." ”
"Can you really do anything?" Mu Yuqing confirmed again.
Lao Ping nodded desperately, for fear that Mu Yuqing would regret it, "Really, really, anything." ”
Mu Yuqing looked at Liu Zhixia in the car and smiled slyly, "Then throw it into the river to feed the fish, such a fat should be enough for hundreds of small fish to eat, and it can be regarded as a contribution." ”
Liu Zhixia gave Mu Yuqing a thumbs up and laughed silently, this must have scared the dead fat man enough, she smiled and agreed: "Yes, let's tie a stone to his back, and then throw it down the Imperial Capital Bridge, isn't this all alive?" ”
Mu Yuqing held back a smile, "Yes, it will definitely be a spectacular scene at that time, you think, there is a turbulent river under the Imperial Capital Bridge, tsk......"
She glanced at Lao Ping with her afterglow, and sure enough, Lao Ping was so frightened that he lost his blood, and the big drops of sweat on his forehead fell straight down, these two young people were too terrible.
"Don't, don't, let's go to the Public Security Bureau."
Mu Yuqing and Liu Zhixia exchanged glances, this dead fat man was afraid.
Mu Yuqing was surprised: "Don't like this?" It's okay, let's think about it again, hmm... Why don't you hang on the Imperial Capital Bridge overnight? Will the wind dry out? ”
Liu Zhixia tried his best to hold back his laughter, "This is good, the drivers who come and go can also take a look at the wonderful figure of this uncle, and they are not afraid of getting tired from driving late at night." Not bad. ”
Lao Ping is more and more terrifying the more he listens, why are the ideas of two young people, one beautiful and one handsome so scary? This minute will cost him his life, compared to going to the public security bureau to listen to the scriptures, it is simply an extremely beautiful thing, at least there is no need to die so miserably.
Lao Ping almost roared, "Don't! Stop it! Can't I go to the Public Security Bureau?! ”
Liu Zhixia was overjoyed in the car, and wanted to know what the dead fat man was scared of, so he gave Mu Yuqing a look, and after receiving Liu Zhixia's eyes, Mu Yuqing decided to let him go for the time being.
"Hey, didn't you resist going to the Public Security Bureau just now, why did you change your mind now?" Mu Yuqing held his chin and looked at him, as if he was puzzled.
Lao Ping's laughter is more ugly than crying, he shouldn't provoke this evil star, he beat himself up and threw himself to feed the fish, it's too terrible.
"I suddenly want to accept the transformation of socialism and deeply practice self-redemption." Lao Ping almost cried and said it.
Mu Yuqing raised his eyebrows, "Yes, quite conscious, then go to the Public Security Bureau." ”
"Good, good."
Mu Yuqing raised his chin, "Get in the car." ”
Lao Ping squirmed and couldn't get up, distressed, "I... I can't get up. ”
Mu Yuqing grabbed his clothes and pulled him up, "Jump up yourself." ”
Lao Ping's hands and feet were tied, his movements were clumsy, he jumped and fell once, or he hit the roof of the car and was bounced back, Mu Yuqing really couldn't stand it, she was tired of pulling him up too many times, why was he so stupid? !
"You'd better just throw yourself down on your stomach and move a little more."
Lao Ping's head was full of beads of sweat the size of beans, he fell straight down obediently, and half of his leg was outside the car, no matter how he squirmed, he couldn't move forward at all, Mu Yuqing simply kicked him in.
"Really, why don't you eat so much, you can't kick it." Mu Yuqing rolled his eyes and muttered.
Lao Ping lay on the car and shouted, "That little brother, can you let me lie in the back seat?" It's a bit of a panic. ”
Mu Yuqing didn't look at him, and closed the car door with a "bang", "It's good that I didn't tie you to the roof of the car, and you still want to lie down and enter the Public Security Bureau?" ”
Glancing at Liu Zhixia in the passenger seat, she patted her shoulder, "You drive, I'm bored." ”
Liu Zhixia hurriedly ran down and changed positions, and Mu Yuqing felt better after sitting in the passenger seat.
Mu Yuqing's eyes darkened for a while, and she was faintly sick to her stomach, and she said softly, "Give me another piece of chocolate, I can't do it." ”
Liu Zhixia quickly gave her a piece of chocolate, "That's it, you hold on." ”
Mu Yuqing soothed a lot with chocolate in his mouth, and looked at the desolation all around, what kind of place is this?