Chapter Twenty-Four: So, let's pretend to be X
Chapter 24 So, let's pretend to be X
Forensic doctor Hao Yi lovingly bought me a nutritious lunch. At the end of the day, I didn't eat anything except breakfast, and I was half dead because of fever, and now I'm really hungry with my chest against my back, so we can't take care of any image of gobbling up.
At this time, the dean came in with a bunch of test reports, I puffed out my cheeks stuffed with delicious food and looked at him curiously like a flying squirrel, he smiled comfortingly, handed a large stack of papers and light pieces to Hao Yi, and then said to me, "Your body is very healthy, but your mental aspect is not very stable, once you encounter too many emotional ups and downs, or receive something difficult to accept, the body will appear to protect itself." ”
"Can a fever be considered self-protection?" I looked at the dean who nodded slowly, human beings are ......, and sure enough, they are very good and powerful.
"Don't show such a frightened expression, people will be tired and sleepy when they have a fever. To some extent, this is also a reminder that the spirit needs to rest, so it is better for you to pay attention in the future! ”
"Oh." I nodded, and continued to attack the delicious food in the lunch box, this fever has been going on for several years, so it shouldn't be because of the sequelae of mental power, so as long as you practice more and make your spirit stronger, it shouldn't be so easy to have problems...... Right?!
After eating, the dean prescribed some potion and went back to his office, after the drip, I saw that it was dark, I hurriedly packed up my things and went home, if it was late, my mother would be crazy again, cold~!
Forensic doctor Hao Yi said that he wanted to send me home out of a gentleman's demeanor, which we didn't want to do, but when he drove a private car to catch up, I immediately sat in it without hesitation.
Because it was time to get off work, the road was a little congested, and the cars were stop-and-go, and I felt that the quiet atmosphere was a little depressing, so I thought about finding something to alleviate it, and I turned a lot of boring accosting words such as "you are a good person" and "your car is really stable", and I finally thought of the point. "Dr. Hao, I would like to ask you a question."
"Heh~, don't dare to ask for advice, you just ask!"
"Well...... Dr. Hao, when you were in medical school before, which course did you think was the easiest??"
"You can call me Hao Yi directly, Dr. Hao or something is just an unfamiliar person who can call ...... casually, when I was in school, ......it seems that it is not too difficult."
"Huh?" Are you the legendary genius? Worship ING~!
"Hehe, I'm sorry, because I aspired to be a forensic doctor since I was very young, so I usually pay attention to this aspect of learning, and I really don't find it difficult to study when I get to university."
“……!” It's amazing! Sure enough, he is a good son with ambition, compared with him, we are a piece of rotten wood in the pig's nest.
"By the way, why are you asking this all of a sudden?" He turned the steering wheel slightly, and looked at me curiously, and I immediately drooped my head like a wilted turnip seedling, muttering sullenly, "I recently got a job that requires a lot of medical expertise. I want to make up for it in the past two days. ”
Listening to my fragmented thoughts similar to resentment, he couldn't help laughing, "In fact, the most important thing in medicine is rote memorization and clinical practice, as long as you integrate these two things together reasonably, and maintain a sense of responsibility, you can basically become a qualified good doctor." ”
"Really?" Rote memorization is not a problem for me now, I only took one day to memorize so many materials in the company's warehouse, a few medical books should not be difficult for us, but ......, "Where to practice??" "Do you want us to kill someone, or go to the hospital morgue and steal a corpse??
"Well, ......, let's do it, Team Xing called me before, saying that there was a vendetta case in the Southern District, and I will autopsy the corpse tomorrow to collect evidence, if you are not afraid, you can come and take a look."
"Really?" I looked at him excitedly, it would be great if I could do this, although we still have a bit of a psychological shadow for today's skull anatomy, but in order to be able to complete the task perfectly, we are out of the way, as the saying goes: scared and scared is used to it!
In line with the principle of having experts by the side, I implored Hao Yi to take me around the road to buy medical books, ready to go back to gnaw hard, he was helpless to see me as a desperate effort, but it was not good to dampen our enthusiasm, so he just smiled and accompanied.
When I got home, fortunately, my mother didn't see us in the kitchen in someone else's car, otherwise I would have to face the terrible bombardment, and I really drank a delicious soup at night. The next day, after talking to He Xueyi about the conditions for temporary vacation and salary payment, we ran to the police station to start a nervous plan to make up for it.
Time passed slowly in the tangle of breaking in half for a second, and finally ushered in Black Monday.
Early in the morning, I changed into a very ordinary skirt, just like young women nowadays, the long-sleeved silk caftan is a little fluttering, the long skirt can cover the knees, not very big, but enough to have the texture of being blown by the wind, no exaggerated colors, no complicated patterns, except for simplicity, there is a little bit of gentleness.
In the words of the damn He Xueyi, you are a professor not an old virgin, don't dress up like a witch, compared with those old antique professors, your biggest advantage is that you are young, as long as this shining point is highlighted, even if the teaching is a little jerky, you will be forgiven by those college students who are also young, and you are not beautiful enough, and your body is not sexy enough, don't fantasize about fairy tales that conquer students with strong personality charm. Let's be a kind and gentle pseudo-healing female teacher for the time being.。
Don't ask me if he knows so much about Mao, I don't know ......, embarrassed~!
Sandwiched the teachings that I had memorized, I took the invoice handed in by the driver, got out of the taxi door, looked up at the four gilt fonts of [FD University] shining in the morning light, and for a while, I felt that my heart was full of pride, YES, go in with your head held high!
I went to the dean to report first, and the school board was also there. He smiled meaningfully at me, but in the corners where others couldn't see, the respect and reverence in his eyes were so real...... what did he mean?? I can't help but have question marks on my face!
My first class was arranged in the third period, it is said that it is still a big class, that is, the kind of several classes that are taken together, when the bell rings, listening to the noise in the classroom, I stand at the gate and take a deep breath, rubbing my trembling hands, and suppressing my heart that keeps beating wildly...... not afraid, not afraid, not afraid, the millions of armies of the Western Empire have never been afraid of the pressure, and they have shot the Supreme Archangel with an arrow in front of them, and now they are just a group of little hairy heads who are less than twenty years old, what is there to be afraid of!
Unafraid!
Calming down, I pushed open the double-opened classroom door with seemingly elegant and calm steps, and slowly walked in.
At this moment, I could feel at least no less than a hundred pairs of eyes staring straight at me, my footsteps paused, I walked up to the podium step by step, half-turned, looking at the trapezoidal seat from high to low black pressed head, the corners of my mouth slightly hooked, revealing a gentle smile, even my eyes were bent into crescent moons!
Male animals, please don't faint politely, hold your claws~!
"Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Shi needs to leave for a while due to work reasons, and his class will be led by me for the time being, my surname is Ye, I hope that in the next period of time, we can all leave a deep impression on each other."
The soft female voice echoed in the big classroom, obviously not very loud, but it could make everyone present hear it clearly. For a moment, the whole classroom was eerily quiet.
One of the three stinky leatherman's He Xueyi quotations: Today's girls are popular with barbarism and personality, as a teacher, you have to appear with a gentle, atmospheric, and seemingly inclusive image, which can definitely get a high impression ......, what is the seduction, even if you take off your clothes, you can't reach the realm of "color", this is "cure", cure or not, now the woman who really reveals gentle motherhood from the bones is already a national treasure!
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I shook my paws hanging under the table with some uneasiness, I continued to laugh gently and amiably, but the villain in my heart was covering his head and desperately digging holes, striving to be a cute ostrich as soon as possible, kicking and flying~!
"Please close your books, I don't need this in class." In fact, when we got the textbook, we were embarrassed to find out that this thing was not the same arrangement as the one I bought, so it was basically scrapped.
"Before I start the lecture, I would like to ask you, what is the most strenuous organ in the human body?"
"Heart." I don't know which voice came from the middle.,A little excited.。
"That's right, it's the heart." I smiled and looked in that direction, but I couldn't see anything but the head, so I just smiled approvingly.
"Do you know what are the two most important human vital signs?"
"Heartbeat and breathing." Another voice sounded, I smiled and nodded, but I couldn't help but feel embarrassed in my heart, it really deserves to be an elite school, these first-grade little kids know no less than we who have made up for evil.
"The beating of the heart and the presence or absence of breathing directly determine whether human beings still have life, when people breathe, oxygen enters the lungs through the respiratory tract, penetrates into the blood from the alveoli, and the blood carrying oxygen is what we know as arterial blood, these blood are transported into the heart through the blood vessels, and then pumped out by the heart, flowing through the limbs, and then re-entering the blood after the oxygen is absorbed and converted into carbon dioxide, this blood is what we know as venous blood, venous blood flows back into the heart and then flows through the blood vessels through the lungs. Re-carry oxygen.
"We who carry blood from the heart are collectively called arteries, and we who send blood back to the heart are collectively called veins, arterial blood is bright red because it is rich in oxygen, and venous blood contains a lot of carbon dioxide, so it is dark red, but there is one thing that we should pay attention to, in the pulmonary circulation, it is the pulmonary veins that send blood back to the heart, but it is the arterial blood that absorbs oxygen, and it is the arteries that send blood from the heart to the lungs, but it is the venous blood ...... that needs to carry oxygen again, and the blood circulation in the lungs is a special caseNext, let's take a closer look at the whole process of pulmonary circulation...... BALABAL……”