438 The fool's digging trick
Dashan Xiaoshan knew that Xiao Jingchen would definitely be hungry after recording the show, so he had already prepared a supper, just waiting to get it, but who knew that he had just turned two corners, and he met Ji Shi who had been waiting for a long time in the corridor, and the moment he saw Ji Shi, the two brothers immediately felt that something was wrong, but because they were too confident, they didn't believe that Ji Shi dared to do anything to them, but out of caution, Xiao Shan still secretly dialed a number with the mobile phone in his pocket.
Because they know that no matter what the purpose of the ten is, they are definitely going for the little pure dust.
Although Ji Shi is a top student in the National Special Economic Zone, he is not a front-line personnel after all, his kung fu is very good, but he is not enough to see the mountain that was personally trained by Bai Xijing, so, after a fierce fight, Ji Shi was taken down by Dashan, and the image of Dashan became messy, abstract hairstyle, and neck wound, It's completely like you've just done a fierce exercise (if you want to be crooked, please consciously go to the wall and think about it for three seconds, three seconds~!) )
On the other end of the phone, the stupid father of a certain daughter listened to the whole thing, and the moment he heard that his daughter was assassinated, Bai Xijing laughed silently, and his handsome face revealed a god-like coercion because of his bright smile.
Xiao Jingchen happily ate supper, and then occasionally unloaded the joints that Brother Night Night had finally installed, and finally, Brother Night Night went crazy, "What do you want, can you give a good time?!" ”
Xiao Jingchen drank the last bit of vegetable soup in the lunch box, wiped his mouth, and smiled, "I'm done, you can put the joints back." ”
Brother Supper: "........................"~!@#^※*......
Seeing that Xiao Jingchen had finished eating, he was full of energy, he completely explained the previous reasons, and finally said, "You see that you have been taking the salary of our National Special Economic Zone for so long, so you have to help us do something, otherwise, are you sorry to take this money?" ”
As far as the character of Ji Shi is concerned, he is actually very reluctant to use this straightforward way, he likes to lay out and dig traps, and then let the target person automatically jump into the pit, and finally, he was sold and thanked for helping him count the money, but unfortunately, Bai Jingchen's strange flower made him feel completely intelligent and had nowhere to go, don't look at her stupid and stupid look, but no matter how strict his layout is, how perfect it is, she can always use all kinds of curious ways to make him plant a big heel, and it's good to lose all his money, The cup is that he has to bleed heavily in most cases to redeem his life...... Bai Xijing cut less meat from him~!
So, Ji Shi came to his senses, to Bai Jingchen's classmates, you have to come to the light, and she can't understand the dark, and she will use her various strange thinking patterns to distort your original intention into outer space, and by the way, hit your proud IQ.
It turns out that Ji Shi is smart, and when it comes to the issue of money, the ears of the good girl who is under pressure to support her father immediately pricked up, and she looked at Ji Shi suspiciously, "I took the money from your country??" ”
Ji 11 saw that there was a play, and immediately nodded like pounding garlic, "Isn't it, more than 20,000 yuan a month." ”
The monthly salary of 20,000 yuan is already a white-collar level income, not to mention that Xiao Jingchen has hardly worked, normally speaking, this kind of treatment is really very good, but unfortunately, is Bai Jingchen's classmate a normal person?
In the slightly noble and cold eyes of Ji Shi, Xiao Jingchen was not only not surprised and grateful, but looked disgusted, "Only 20,000 yuan? It's not enough for Dad to eat a meal, why are your wages so low? ”
10: "........................!!!! "Bai Xijing, you rich man who is dead, you will die if you eat it~!
Xiao Jingchen packed up the lunch box on the table and threw it into the trash, then clapped his hands and said, "If you want to ask me for help, you can take the money." ”
The sister who has taken on the "pressure of supporting a family" said that all the work that can make money cannot be easily let go, and no matter how small the mosquito is, it is not meat.
Ji Shi almost vomited blood, girl, let's say "don't eat the fireworks of the world", it's all money when you open and close your mouth, and you are vulgar.
It's a pity, looking at Xiao Jingchen's clear but firm gaze, Ji Shi didn't dare to say this, for fear that this girl's brain would convulsions and she would not do it directly, he didn't dare to use force on her, because with her strange power, maybe who was stronger than who was stronger in the end!
Ji Shi wiped his face fiercely and said, "Say, how much do you want?" …… I'm poor, not as rich as your father. ”
Xiao Jingchen immediately looked disgusted, "You have no money, you came to me to do a miracle, and you want me to do a day job?" Do I look so stupid? ”
戥十: "...... "No, sister paper, you're not stupid, I'm stupid~!"
Bai Xijing, you kill a thousand knives, return that pure and lovely sister paper back ahahahahah~~~!
As if hearing the shout in Ji Shi's heart, Xiao Jingchen's mobile phone rang at a critical moment, and the sister paper immediately threw away the opportunity to make money, connected the phone in a hurry, and shouted sweetly, "Dad~~!" ”
Ten: ".................." shrunk his neck and hugged his arms, and he felt that his whole body was shivering because of the hair.
"Well, well, okay, I know, um, Dad, you have to take care of yourself, I will work hard to make money to buy you something to eat." I don't know what Bai Xijing said over there, Xiao Jingchen responded with a smile, and his cheerful appearance seemed to be shaking and shaking happily with a big fluffy tail behind his buttocks~!
As soon as the phone hung up, Xiao Jingchen's bright eyes immediately turned to Ji Shi, and Ji Shi's cold hair instantly rose, and he was on guard.
Xiao Jingchen seriously broke his fleshy little paws and counted, "Dad said that my worth is different now, the appearance fee starts at 10 million, the lighting fee for night work is 2 million, the physical supplement fee for finding things is 3 million, the risk fee for secretly working is 5 million, and if the enemy obstructs it, there is also 10 million for borrowing force......
"Wait, shouldn't enemy obstruction count as a risk?" Ten of his brain circuits was also distorted.
Xiao Jingchen was slightly stunned and glared, "Who said that taking risks is the danger of wind, and the enemy's obstruction is the danger of the enemy, can it be counted together?" Bullied me for not reading! ”
Ji Shi: "......" No, you are only eight years old, sister, and I am the real illiterate.
There are also car fuel consumption costs, street lamp power supply costs, road maintenance costs, etc., etc., even the cloud passing fees are counted, and various charging items, seventy-seven-eighty-eight add up, "a total of 73.9 million, thank you for your patronage." ”
10: "......" Although there is the support of the whole country behind the special economic zone, but the funding application is very strict, even if it is the most money-burning research institute, more than 70 million research projects are already very large, but now, I just want to ask for personal help, and this person is still an employee with a special zone certificate and a salary of the national special zone, and he actually wants more than 70 million appearance fees, why don't you grab it~!
Ji Shi wiped his face fiercely, gritted his teeth, "Seventy million wood, seven thousand yuan is about the same, if you refuse to help, I will take back the documents." ”
Xiao Jingchen completely ignored his last sentence, and immediately looked disgusted again, "If you don't have money, you can talk about a ball." ”
Ji Shi: "......" He really shouldn't have any expectations for the daughter taught by Bai Xijing, speaking of Bai Boss, what did you teach her on the phone just now, is it really okay to toss a pure and lovely soft girl paper into a money fan?
The white boss said: People always have to pursue a little bit in this life~!
Ji Shi really wanted to slap his ass and leave, 70 million, not 7,000 yuan, and he didn't run a banknote printing factory, how could he have so much money for one person, but he couldn't go, this time the matter really had to be a little clean dust.
Looking at Ji Shi's tangled and hesitant appearance, Dashan was a little puzzled, "It's just looking for something, why do you have to find our eldest lady?" ”
Ji Shi raised his head and looked at them faintly, "I heard that she has good luck doing multiple-choice questions." ”
Daiyama: "............"
Seeing Dashan's suspicions, Ji Shi no longer hesitated, he gritted his teeth fiercely, "Okay, 70 million is 70 million......"
"It's 73.9 million." Xiao Jingchen kindly reminded.
"That's enough, 73.9 million, don't worry, there won't be a penny less of you." Ten crazy.
Xiao Jingchen didn't care about his bad tone at all, and when she heard that there was money to take, she immediately smiled and turned into a Maitreya Buddha.
The agreed time, Ji Shi left, the twins glanced at each other, Xiaoshan helped pack things, and Dashan exited the door and made a call, "Big brother, more than 70 million, Ji Shi actually agreed, big brother, do you really want the eldest lady to help?" I always felt like there was a conspiracy. ”
"Heh, the reward of more than 70 million, if you want to say that there is no conspiracy, even Jingchen will not believe ......, don't worry, believe me, Jingchen will be done."
Dashan: "......" You replaced a certain noun with "pure dust" in the previous sentence, and asked him to believe her in the latter sentence, big brother, are you sure you are not sick and stupid????
After packing up his things and coming out, Xiaoshan saw the messy stone carvings in the mountain wind at a glance, "What's wrong?" ”
Dashan cried with a sad face and wailed, "What do you do about the small mountain, the eldest brother doesn't love the eldest lady anymore...... Oh~~! ”
Before Dashan finished speaking, he suddenly had a stomachache, he covered his lower abdomen and bent down on the ground, his forehead was so painful that cold sweat broke out, and he looked up tremblingly, and saw the eldest lady standing in front of him with a small fist, with a serious face, "Dad won't love me." ”
Dashan: "......" woo woo woo~~, people are obviously saying grievances for you~!
Looking at Dashan's pitiful expression begging for comfort and caressing, Xiaoshan sighed silently, touched his head, and said quietly, "Have you forgotten whose territory this is?" ”
Dashan was stunned, their base camp was in S City, controlling the black and white of the entire East China, but the window of the world belonged to South China, and the largest snake in South China was......
Dashan Gulu got up and hurriedly caught up with Xiaoshan and Xiaojingchen, "No, are you saying that the eldest brother finally can't help but make a move on South China??" Why? Hasn't the eldest brother always looked down on the chaos in South China? ”
Xiaoshan turned his head to look at him, as if he were looking at an idiot.
Dashan: "......" Xiaoshanzi, do you dislike your brother~Q_Q~!
[Okay, let me reiterate again, this is an alternate modern article, please don't associate any country, place name, person or event in the text with reality, thank you! 】RS