Chapter 287: Lao Tzu is dying of pain

"Bastard...... It hurts me to death!"

"If you don't use a little lighter, the old lady will beat you to death, beat you to death!"

In the living room, Jiang Churou, whose ankle was just right, suddenly clenched her pink fist and slammed it into Wu Di's chest, not to mention how angry she was.

Outside the living room, several security guards listened with their ears attached to the wall, and one of them looked at the watch in his hand.

"Damn, an hour and thirty-five minutes, this man is too fierce!"

"Yes, the young lady can't stand it anymore. ”

"Shhh ”

"Let's go quickly, if the young lady comes out and sees us lying on the wall eavesdropping, she will be fired again. ”

Several security guards whispered to each other, and then left with a look on their faces, their faces full of shock.

......

"Hey, Jiang Churou, you're too kind to repay it, right? I'll help you heal your ankle, you can just walk around and don't thank me, just forget it, and beat me. Has your conscience been eaten by dogs?"

Wu Di asked dissatisfiedly while retreating backwards to dodge Jiang Churou's attack with his pink fist.

"Hmph! You're embarrassed to say that you have to kill you, the rascal/scoundrel who took advantage of the old lady!"

Jiang Churou was furious, and his fist hit Wu Di's chest harder.

She has a lot of strength, but hitting Wu Di, a specially trained person, is undoubtedly no different from tickling.

"Hey, I knew I wouldn't have helped you heal your foot. Wu Di sighed heavily and said helplessly.

"You-"

Jiang Churou gritted her teeth angrily, and said to Wu Di angrily: "You bastard, wait, the old lady has to tell Su Da Beauty, saying that you are bullying me, and let her help me punish you." ”

Wu Di: "......"

He didn't bother to worry too much about this sharp-toothed little Luo Li, rubbed his nose and asked curiously: "Say, why did you call me to your house at noon?

"Hmph, don't talk about it!"

Jiang Churou stubbornly cocked her cherry mouth and said angrily.

"Okay, then I'll go back. Wu Di just stopped, and he didn't bother to worry too much about this nonsense little Luo Li.

"If you want to roll, you can sweep the floor first, could it be that you stained the floor of my house and asked me to sweep it for you?" Jiang Churou said indignantly.

Wu Di: "......"

He looked at Jiang Churou helplessly, and muttered: "Isn't there still a subordinate? Besides, who told you to take dog food to lie to me, it stands to reason that you should have swept it yourself." ”

"I'm happy to sweep you, what's the matter? If you don't sweep, I'll tell Su Qingmei that you me for a strong girl. ”

Su Qingmei is not the kind of idiot woman who has no IQ, and she doesn't know her brother's character. ”

"Do you think Su Qingmei believes what a woman says, or what a man says? Besides, I am so beautiful, fierce and big, a man will be tempted, and it is not unbelievable that you forced a woman to me. ”

Wu Di: "......"

"I'm not convinced, aren't you? You didn't slander you when you peeked at me and took advantage of me just now, right? There is a camera in my living room, I took a few pictures of you taking advantage of me to Su Qingmei, she should believe it, right?"

Jiang Churou curled her pink cherry lips, and her face was a little smug, obviously thinking that it was a victory to eat Wu's enemy.

"Jiang Churou, what kind of enmity do I have with you?" Wu Di was angry and asked angrily.

"I just like to play with you, can you manage it?" Jiang Churou said proudly.

Seeing that Wu Di had not reacted for a long time, she hurriedly urged: "Do you sweep it or not?" If you don't sweep it, I will not only show the screenshot to Su Da Meinu, but also show it to Old Man Su, so that their influence on you can be reduced to the extreme. ”

"By the way, and that Tao Yanli, I will also collapse your image in her mind, so that you can completely smash the plan to ask her out. Jiang Churou seemed to think of something again, and hurriedly added.

Nima –

Wu Di was angry, rushed over like lightning, grabbed Jiang Churou's neck, and shook violently: "You femme fatale-hearted little Luo Li, Lao Tzu wants to strangle you!"

"Come on, I know you don't dare anyway. ”

Jiang Churou was not afraid, and the words instantly made Wu Di's heart feel as if he had been hit by a heavy crit, and the old blood was about to spurt out.

Damn, this little Lori's IQ and reflexes are too high, and she can't scare her.

"What are you doing in a daze, don't sweep the floor obediently. Jiang Churou ordered.

"Heyβ€”"

Wu Di sighed heavily, let go of Jiang Churou's neck, and went over to pick up the broom and garbage shovel.

If you spit it out, you have to sweep it away with tears!

"That's pretty much it!"

Jiang Churou nodded with satisfaction, returned to the sofa and crossed Erlang's legs, and looked at Wu Di who was sweeping the floor proudly.

"Idiot. ”

She shouted, and the husky, who had been eyeing her from a distance, ran in front of her and was cute at her.

Nima –

When Wu Di saw Jiang Churou like this, he really wanted to throw the broom at her.

What the hell, are you so bullying again?

......

"Madame, are you back?"

Wu Di had just finished cleaning, and suddenly outside the courtyard, the subordinates suddenly greeted him loudly, obviously someone from the house.

"What, my parents are back?" Jiang Churou, who was playing with the husky, jumped up from the ground suddenly, looking particularly shocked and flustered.

He glanced at Wu Di and hurriedly urged: "What are you still doing in a daze? Hurry up and let me slip away." ”

Obviously, she didn't want her parents to know about the existence of Wu Di, for fear of misunderstanding or something.

"Where are you going? When you go out of the living room, you will go to the compound, and you can't tell me to go through the eight-centimeter-wide window security net, right?" Wu Di shrugged his shoulders and said innocently.

He was so flustered that Jiang Churou finally disappeared from his previously suppressed mood.

This is really God's eyes, Jiang Churou was so bullying just now, now you know it's wrong, right?

"Oops-"

Jiang Churou also obviously realized that Wu Di was likely to bump into her parents when he left the living room, spinning around like headless flies.

Soon she reacted, pointed to a room on the second floor, and said, "Quick, run to my room and hide, the door is unlocked." ”

Wu Di just looked at Jiang Churou playfully, and didn't go up immediately, just to see her nervous appearance.

"Quick, you bastard, do you want my parents to misunderstand?" Jiang Churou was anxious, and hurriedly rushed over and pushed Wu Di and said.

"Okay. Wu Di shouted helplessly, and also didn't want to cause misunderstanding, so he ran to the second floor like a bolt.

......

Outside the living room, several security guards and subordinates watched Jiang Churou's parents walk towards the living room, looking at each other one by one, winking at each other meaningfully.

"I have deliberately shouted that the master is coming back very loudly just now, I hope the young lady can hear it!"

"Oh my God, they've only been fighting for a while, so I'm afraid they haven't even had time to clean up the battlefield. If you're too nervous and wearing the wrong clothes or something, it's fun. ”

"Oh my God! I have a hunch that something is about to happen!"

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