Chapter 7 Two Cargo Taoists
Yun Xin and Qin Feifei had just walked out of the hotel not far away, and suddenly, a man ran out of the hotel, and he ran towards Yun Xin and Qin Feifei's departure, shouting as he ran, "Two beauties, wait, wait." ”
Yun Xin and Qin Feifei stopped, turned around, and found that it was a man who chased out, but this man was wearing pigtails, wearing a small round black mirror, wearing a rustic Taoist clothes, cloth shoes, mediocre appearance, public face, and the only feature was that his face was particularly square.
This made Yun Xin can't help but think of a sentence, square braincase, poke and poke, the daughter-in-law can't run away when she comes.
Because of this sentence, Yun Xin suddenly had a good impression of the square-faced Taoist priest.
The square-faced Taoist ran to Yun Xin and Qin Feifei panting, and he asked them, "Two beauties, do you lack the luggage to carry your backpack and do chores?" ”
It's just that Qin Feifei and Yun Xin both have space items, so there is no shortage of people to carry bags and luggage, and there is nothing to do.
Yun Xin said to the square-faced Taoist priest with an apologetic face, "I'm sorry, we don't need a backpack to carry luggage, and besides, we don't have anything to do for you." ”
The square-faced Taoist priest did not give up, but worked very hard to promote himself. "Please take me in, I have good cooking skills, I have a senior technician certificate, I am also a leader in farming, my maintenance ability is also a first-class good, I am still a senior electrician in repairing cars and water pipes, I am still a carpenter, I am the legendary Luban alive......" The square-faced Taoist priest blows himself omnipotent.
Yun Xin felt that if he didn't interrupt the square-faced Taoist priest, he would be able to stand here and talk about the old world.
After Yun Xin and Qin Feifei glanced at each other, they felt that this square-faced Taoist priest was purely bragging, so they left decisively.
The square-faced Taoist priest was talking with relish, but when he saw that the gold lord turned around to leave, he hurriedly stepped forward and hugged his thighs and cried bitterly, "Two kind, beautiful and generous beauties, you are kind enough to take me in this lonely old man, I can do anything, just ask for food." ”
"You let go of my thighs." Yun Xin was a little annoyed, "You're a big man, can you hug a woman's thigh?" What about your man's dignity? ”
The square-faced Taoist priest doesn't care what others say, as long as there are people who have enough for three meals a day, he is willing to sell himself, provided that he is too ordinary and no one buys it. "What's wrong with hugging my thighs, I have thighs to hug, I'm proud, it's better than those ungrateful and despicable villains. Besides, what is dignity and can you eat it? I don't need dignity before I have the ability, and when I want dignity, I don't need others to give it when I am strong, I also have it. ”
"If you don't let go, believe it or not, I killed you." Yun Xin held a kitchen knife and threatened in front of the square-faced Taoist priest.
The square-faced Taoist priest was not afraid, he stretched his neck and exposed it in front of Yun Xin, "This, the neck has been washed, if you bear it, you will cut me to death." Anyway, even if I die, I won't let go, come on, anyway, if I don't hug your thigh today, I will definitely starve to death in this apocalypse in the future, and I will become food for those zombies, starve to death and be hacked to death by you, I would rather choose to be hacked to death by you. ”
I'll go, this square-faced Taoist priest is still a master who is not afraid of death, Yun Xin is just scaring and scaring this person, she really doesn't dare to cut, Yun Xin asked Qin Feifei for help, Fei Fei, what should I do?
After Qin Feifei received Yun Xin's distress signal, she then walked in front of the square-faced Taoist priest and raised her leg to kick the goods away.
But he didn't want to, when Qin Feifei's toes were about 0.0001 meters away from the square-faced Taoist, the square-faced Taoist suddenly shouted, "I know where the scumbag green tea who killed you is!" ”
Hearing this, Qin Feifei retracted her leg stiffly, only the partners and parties before the rebirth knew about this matter, how could this thing know? Her eyes were not narrowed, her hands were crossed, and she looked at the square-faced Taoist priest condescendingly and asked, "What did you say?" ”
The square-faced Taoist priest turned pale with fright, he dared to gamble with a dime, just now this woman would definitely kick him to waste, thinking that he had almost become a shemale, his heart palpitated. Originally, I thought that these two people were women, because they were kind and enthusiastic to help others, but I didn't expect that one was more ruthless than the other, but for the sake of food, I endured it. "I said, I know where the scumbag and green tea who killed you are."
Yun Xin covered her mouth in surprise, she had only told Qin Feifei about this matter since she came back from rebirth, how could this square-faced Taoist priest know?
Qin Feifei looked at Yun Xin, Yun Xin shook his head, saying that he hadn't told anyone, and even if he did, Qin Feifei didn't tell Yun Xin specifically who the dog man and woman were.
"How do you know?" Qin Feifei asked at the square-faced Taoist priest.
The square-faced Taoist priest said proudly, "Since Ben Xu Banxian was born, he has received the remembrance of the heavens, and he can know the past and see the future. ”
"Hey, it's still a half-immortal, when the end comes, cats and dogs can be half-immortals." Yun Xin said unceremoniously.
The square-faced Taoist priest was not angry, yes, he didn't show absolute strength to prove, and it was empty words to say too much, so he hooked his right index finger at Yun Xin and said, "Speak further." ”
Anyway, Qin Feifei is here, and Yun Xin is not afraid of the square-faced Taoist priest being a demon, besides, if it is really dangerous, she can also enter the space immediately. So, she leaned down to listen to what the square-faced Taoist priest said.
The square-faced Taoist priest leaned into Yun Xin's ear and whispered, "Sister paper, I know, you have a golden finger, and there are a lot of delicious foods in the golden finger." ”
After hearing this, Yun Xin's whole body suddenly froze, only she and Qin Feifei knew about this matter, how could this square-faced Taoist priest know.
Seeing Yun Xin's strange appearance, Qin Feifei pulled Yun Xin to her side and asked with a concerned face, "What's wrong, Yun Er, what's wrong with him?" ”
Yun Xin's brain went blank, then he looked at Qin Feifei blankly, and said in her ear, "Feifei, he actually knows about the existence of the golden finger." ”
Qin Feifei and Yun Xin glanced at each other, and said 'hehe' twice with a tacit understanding, they actually knew their secret, so this person couldn't stay, was it to feed the zombies? Or leave him to fend for himself in a place where there are many zombies?
The square-faced Taoist priest only felt a cold behind him, felt dangerous, and wanted to run, but it was too late, he swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and reverently raised his right hand and combed three fingers to promise, "Two beauties, I, Xu Banxian, swear to the sky that I will never divulge the secrets of the two of you, otherwise, the sky will thunder and split, and you will not die well." ”
Yun Xin shook his head, stretched out his index finger and shook it, "If you swear no, only the dead can keep the secret." ”
The square-faced Taoist priest wanted to cry without tears, this, this, this...... Why are these two women so ruthless, it turns out that what the master said is right, the woman under the mountain is as fierce as a tiger. Senior brother, you killed me, it's all your fault, saying that the woman under the mountain is as tender as water and enthusiastic to help others. Thinking of this, the square-faced Taoist priest looked aggrieved, and actually cried bitterly, "Master, the apprentice is not filial, and he can't give you a pension to the end, senior brother, you are missing an arm and a broken leg, and now the zombies are coming, and the master can't protect you when he is old, and I'm about to die, I can't save you, woo, as soon as I die, it's three lives, woo." ”
On the far, far mountain, a man dressed in white stood on the edge of the cliff and couldn't help but sneeze, "It seems that the junior brother is cursing me behind my back, hey, as soon as the junior brother leaves, this mountain is lifeless, and even the master who loves to laugh has a cold face all day long, forget it, I will go down the mountain to find him, lest he go to hug the woman's thigh again, his current face hugging the woman's thigh, he will definitely be beaten very badly, hehe." ”
Hearing the loud shouting of the square-faced Taoist priest, Qin Feifei's face changed, and she yelled, "Shut up." ”
The square-faced Taoist priest was frightened, and hurriedly shut up, looking at Qin Feifei with an innocent face.
At this moment, at the door of the hotel that had been cleaned up, zombies suddenly poured in from all directions, all of whom were attracted by the howling and shouting of the square-faced Taoist priest.
"Fei Fei, let's go." Yun Xin saw that the situation was wrong, and couldn't help but glared at the square-faced Taoist priest fiercely, blaming this stinky Taoist priest for provoking zombies.
"Let's go." Qin Feifei didn't bother to talk to the square-faced Taoist priest anymore, and wanted to leave after holding Yun Xin's hand.
But he didn't want to, the damn square-faced Taoist priest moved quickly, and hurriedly hugged Yun Xin's thigh, "You can't leave me behind, I want to be with you in life, and I want to be with you in death." ”
Anyway, the square-faced Taoist priest is not a zombie, Qin Feifei can't do it no matter how ruthless she is, so she directly stepped forward and pulled the collar of the square-faced Taoist priest, and said sharply to him, "You dare to make a little more noise, I cut your tongue." ”
The square-faced Taoist priest hurriedly covered his mouth and shook his head, promising not to speak.
"Yun Er, keep up." After Qin Feifei gave instructions to Yun Xin, she directly dragged the square-faced Taoist priest to open the way.
And when he encountered a zombie, he also used the square-faced Taoist priest as a weapon, and directly used him to hit the zombie towards the body, and several times, the square-faced Taoist priest was almost scratched by the zombie.
The square-faced Taoist priest wanted to cry without tears, what kind of sin did he do to provoke this crazy woman, but he didn't have time to think about it now, every time he was picked up by Qin Feifei to beat the zombie, his feet quickly kicked the zombie's head, not asking for kicking, just kicking away.
And Yun Xin followed behind Qin Feifei, holding a special weapon in his hand, an extended version of the kitchen knife, Qin Feifei spoke, Yun Xin guaranteed the safety behind Qin Feifei, and as soon as the two cooperated, they broke through from the direction with the fewest zombies.
And the people who saw all this in the hotel did not help in the last period, but blocked the hotel door.
The zombies gathered more and more, if Qin Feifei and Yun Xin didn't run out quickly, they could only enter the space, but if they entered the space in broad daylight and were discovered by someone with a heart, it would be even more difficult to walk on the road to doomsday in the future.
"Beauty, I have a way, you let me down first." The square-faced Taoist priest shouted at Qin Feifei.
Qin Feifei knew that the square-faced Taoist priest didn't dare to be a demon now, so she put him down and asked, "What can you do?" ”
The square-faced Taoist priest took out an old man's machine from his purse, put the sound on the maximum, then clicked on the music, played a song, and threw it to the door of the hotel.
At this time, the old man released a very familiar song, "The little monk went down the mountain to fast, the old monk explained, the woman under the mountain is a tiger, and if you meet it, you must avoid it......"
Qin Feifei and Yun Xin looked at the square-faced Taoist priest with expressions that they didn't know what to say.
The square-faced Taoist priest touched the back of his head embarrassedly, "That, my master helped me to do it, hehe, don't worry about the music, look there, there is a store that buys mobile phones, let's go there to hide first." ”
The zombies were all attracted by the sound of mobile phone music, and only a few zombies were still paying attention to Qin Feifei and Yun Xin, so Qin Feifei quickly solved it one by one, and then the three of them ran towards the mobile phone store desperately.