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In this way, at dawn, Chen Qingshan and a few villagers who were good friends with me on weekdays came to the house early in the morning, and there were a lot of neighbors, and the red and white things in the countryside were all done by everyone, and it was lively to marry Tian Ding, and the funeral white thing was a very man-intensive job, I had to dig a grave, I had to carry the coffin, I had to cook, I had to preside over the sacrifice, etc., everyone came to see my arm first, the cat was really ruthless, these few deep blood marks were painful, they asked me what was wrong, I said that it was caught by a wild cat, and they were not happy at the moment and said: "You are too careless, thanks to the fact that there is no corpse in this coffin, otherwise the cat will pay it back if you cheat the corpse?" ”

It seems that everyone knows the rumors of this cat defrauding the corpse, I smiled at them, and I didn't say much, if I told them that the cat might be a cat that eats ghosts, I guess they will all be scared to death.

Wait for Zhang Luo to do things here, it's already more than ten o'clock, if you bury people in the countryside, you will find a feng shui gentleman to watch the day, and he Xiangu used to preside over it, but there is a fat man here, so naturally there is no need for other people, and so the coffin is covered with a top cover, that is, a layer of cloth on the coffin, and embroidered with various color patterns, the patterns on it are similar to those on the shroud, and the rope is erected, etc., and the fat man begins to pray for blessings to see the time, as for the cemetery, the fat man is naturally already optimistic, just under the Funiu Mountain, The fat man said that the feng shui of that place is excellent, and the son is prosperous.

The fat man is also dressed more formally today, because we have a good relationship, he even brought a white turban, seeing that it was more than ten o'clock, the fat man walked over and lit the incense, and began to count the hours, but the strange thing is that after the fat man lit the incense, three incense, two of them burned normally, and the one in the middle has been extinguished, and the incense has been changed twice, at this time the big guys are looking at it, and they all feel strange, so I walked over and asked the fat man: "Fat man, what kind of moth is it?" ”

"What is this for me? The old man is so powerful, just put a few clothes in this coffin and it's so powerful! He had something to say to me. The fat man said.

"Grandpa? What is he going to say to you? I was startled.

"The incense in the middle is facing the north, and the old man is waiting for a guest from the north." The fat man said.

When I think about it, my family has no relatives at all, let alone from the north, isn't this nonsense? At this time, the onlookers also said: "Fat man, did you miscalculate, Uncle Ye has no relatives, where are the guests from the north?" ”

"You don't believe it, you go and carry down the coffin, there is no old man's body in the coffin, you go to three or five guys, if you can lift it, I miscalculated it as a fat man." The fat man said.

I hurriedly stopped the fat man and said, "What is this trouble? ”

"It's not a fuss, I just want to make sure and let them carry it." The fat man said to me.

Those guys were naturally not convinced, and as soon as they called a few people to come over, they set up sticks and were about to carry the coffin, but their faces were green when they lifted it, and this empty coffin, six young men in their prime, their faces were purple, and they couldn't shake it!

At this time, the eldest brother walked over, in my eyes, the eldest brother is a figure who is trying to pull out the mountains and rivers in the west, he walked over, shook the coffin, shook his head at the guys and said: "The coffin itself refuses to go, don't bother with it." ”

At this time, those guys were all white, and they ran over one by one to flatter the fat man, and were dismissed by Chen Qingshan, Chen Qingshan walked over and said: "Fat man, it is a well-dressed coffin of Uncle Ye, and it has other meanings?" ”

"Your old Uncle Ye is not an ordinary person, this guest who came is not an ordinary guest, this is okay, don't count the time, just wait. When the northern guest comes, when will we raise the coffin. The fat man simply pulled a stool and sat down.

That is, the villagers have seen a lot of knowledge recently, so they are not too afraid of this matter, otherwise with this mysterious energy, it is estimated that there would have been a lot of discussion for a long time, so we waited like this, and after almost an hour, the young man who was watching the wind outside the door shouted: "Here it is, there is a car coming." ”

In fact, there is no need to call, I also heard the sound of brakes outside the door, the eldest brother walked out directly, I also hurriedly followed, and after going out, I found that there were a few Daben parked outside, hanging the license plate of Tianjin, Hula came down from the car A lot of people, finally, in a head car, first came down a quirky little girl, and then a look of incomparably luxurious old lady got out of the car. The old lady was dressed in shiny satin, her gray hair was combed on a big back and her head was behind her head, and the mole hanging on her forehead made her whole person look like a prince who was not angry and arrogant.

The old lady really got out of the car, and I saw her in her arms, holding the big cat that had been black, and the cat was bandaged on one leg, looking at the eyes, wasn't it the big black cat from last night?!

Before the man got out of the car and didn't speak, the cat first grinned at my eldest brother, as if he was scolding the eldest brother for hurting his leg, this group of people looked like they were also from a prominent family, first a group of people in black opened the way, and then the old lady came over and glanced at the crowd, and the old lady's luxurious momentum stunned the villagers. The fat man lowered his voice and said to me, "I think I know who this man is." ”

"Who is Ye Jiangnan's family?" At this time, the quaint and shrewd little girl shouted at the crowd.

I walked out with my eldest brother, my eldest brother had a black face, and he was a guest, I smiled and said, "I am Ye Jihuan, this is my eldest brother Sun Zhongmou." ”

"Running all the way over, there is not even a person to watch the seat to deliver tea, and the old Ye family has lived this virtue?" At this time, the old lady said in a thick Tianjin accent. I couldn't answer at this point.

I was stunned for a moment, squeezed out a smile and said, "I don't know your identity yet, let alone the big coming, go, sit in the courtyard." ”

I made a gesture of invitation, but the old lady didn't leave, she squinted in the direction of the fat man and said, "I didn't expect to meet acquaintances here, what's the matter, I didn't come out to say hello when I saw my old lady?" ”

The fat man hurriedly walked over with a smiling face and said, "What kind of wind blew your old lady over?" Chubby I didn't come to say hello, mainly because I couldn't believe I could meet you here, you are really getting younger and younger, when will you be such a cat general? ”

The fat man and everyone call themselves fat, this time they actually changed their words to call themselves fat, I was shocked, it seems that this old lady is really big, after the fat man finished speaking, the old lady nodded and said: "Don't call yourself a master in front of my old lady, it seems that you also have a long memory, as for this cat, the juniors saw that my old lady was lonely and gave me one, originally I was rare, who knew that this little guy has spirituality, slowly I also like it tightly, but I don't know which little king broke a leg last night, If I had found him, I would have killed him. ”

The old lady's words made me shudder, and I subconsciously hid the scars on my arms behind my clothes, and said in my heart that your cat scratched me, and I haven't settled accounts with you yet, but you said that you killed me first?

"Then who knows who it is, such a cute little guy is willing to do it, who do you find, fat man, I will be the first to teach him, go, old lady, sit in the yard." The fat man bent down and said, this diligence is not like the fat man I know.

When the old lady arrived in the yard, I moved a stool over, the old lady looked at my house with disgust, and then looked at my stool, Leng was not sitting, after a while, there was a man in black from the back seat of an off-road vehicle moved a Taishi chair over, the old lady sat down, I looked at this Taishi chair, like a mahogany, although there was a grudge in my heart that the old lady would play music, and it was not easy to say anything, but I originally wanted to make tea, and this did not go to pour, and I poured it for people and then did not drink, brother still want to lose face?

The fat man stayed by the old lady's side, and I didn't have a chance to ask him what the old lady was, but the fat man asked, "Old lady, you haven't answered the little fat yet, what wind blew you here?" ”

"My in-laws are dead, although I haven't had contact with him for decades, knowing that he is dead, why don't I come to have a piece of incense?" The old lady said.

As soon as this sentence came out, there was a lot of discussion around me, and even I panicked, what does the old lady mean by this? My grandfather is his in-laws?

At this moment, my mother came out of the house, and she looked at the old lady, and the old lady looked at her, and the atmosphere suddenly became strange. I had a bold guess in my heart, although I couldn't see any resemblance between my mother and this old lady, but the girl next to the old lady looked a little like my mother.

The old lady looked at my mother for a while and snorted coldly, "Kneel!" ”

My mother took two steps forward and fell to her knees in front of the old lady with a thud.

This kneeling is shocking all over the house!

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