Chapter 158: Laughter
Chapter 158: Laughter
It's rare to be happy today, so. When Wang Meng had to pull Xiaoru to drink a glass of water and wine to be happy, she didn't object, of course, in this palace, Xiaoru didn't dare to drink more, only slightly touched her lips.
Wang Meng didn't drink much, but only two glasses, but he was still faintly drunk, his cheeks were slightly red, and his forehead was sweaty, which was a little more colorful than usual: "The day before yesterday, Liu Shi helped me slaughter Xiaocui and turned it into ashes, but unfortunately, I didn't spill it far, and I still sprinkled it in this damn palace......"
Xiaoru was stunned for a moment, seeing that Wang Meng's eyes were actually a little sloppy, she was afraid that she was not lightly drunk, and she couldn't help but smile bitterly, just the drunken words that came out of her mouth now. Actually called the name of the long live lord, in case people listen to it, I'm afraid the trouble is not small, Xiaoru shook her head, she is okay here, no one can come over and eavesdrop under his own nose, but if he is not there, Wang Meng is afraid that he will not dare to drink the bar again, this person is good at drinking, when he was in school before, he blew a bottle or two of white on the bottle, just like a person who has nothing to do, four or five young men, and he can't drink her, but now, it is a few glasses of fruit wine, and he can't stand it......
"Xiaocui is dead, I don't feel sorry, what do I feel sorry for, it wasn't raised by me...... However, if Concubine Kejing is still here, she will probably be mad at herself......"
Xiaoru grabbed Wang Meng's hand and didn't speak, this Nizi seemed to be suffocating in the palace, and it was not a bad thing to let her vent one or two in front of herself.
The thousand-mile horse named Xiao Cui. Xiaoru knows, after all, Wang Meng has always been shrewd, and soon after entering the palace, he listened to all the things about himself up and down, and Xiaoru was also her helper - Xiaocui was given to Concubine Jing by Liu Shi, and when she got to Concubine Jing, Concubine Jing was still a newlywed**, and Xiaocui was also born not long ago, so to speak, that horse, in the heart of the original Concubine Jing, I am afraid that it is not much worse than her son.
A few days ago, when Wang Meng was riding a horse, Xiaocui suddenly seemed crazy, threw off his master, and rushed out of the racecourse, and when the eunuch palace maids and guards found it back, Xiaocui's two front legs were broken, and the doctors couldn't help it. Xiaoru was declared into the palace by Wang Meng.
However, Xiao Ru is not a fairy, under such conditions, she can't let Xiao Cui fully recover, even if Xiao Ru treats it and connects the broken leg, at most it can let it walk slowly on its own, and if it wants to run like before, it is impossible, if there are advanced equipment in the 21st century, there may be a little bit of hope, but, here, don't talk about Xiao Ru, it is a thousand and ten thousand Xiao Ru, no problem! For a horse, it is better to let it die happily than to run again.
Xiao Ru saw that Xiao Cui deliberately pretended to be fine, and did not show any pain, and her heart softened, so she proposed to Wang Meng to kill Xiao Cui.
Horses are wild, the more seriously injured they are, the more calm they are on the surface, because in the wild, the beasts like to attack injured wild horses the most, and injured horses are in a very dangerous situation, so. They are nervous, even if the body is in severe pain, it will never be exposed, and then the process of recuperation, for the horse and the breeder, is also unbearable torture, the horse will gradually because they can not run, and restless, they will bite, will refuse to eat food, after eating, and because of a long time of inactivity, difficult to digest, stomach discomfort, there are this kind of problems, so, is the twenty-first century so good conditions, the horse is injured, the veterinarian will also put forward euthanasia recommendations, Will even try to convince the owner of the horse to make such a decision.
Xiaoru also followed her own thoughts, and directly told her friend that if she couldn't guarantee to accompany a horse through the difficult wound healing period, she couldn't guarantee that she would wait for it to heal. If you can soothe its anxiety because it can't run, you can give Xiaocui a happy idea. After all, Xiaocui is not an ordinary horse, the more spiritual the horse, the more difficult it is to serve, the injured horse, it is impossible to let people other than the master approach him, at this time, if Wang Meng, the master, is left alone, it is a horseman who has the ability to do it. It is impossible to raise a seriously injured horse, but Wang Meng thought about it, and after all, he did not immediately agree, only said that he would think about it.
At that time, Xiaoru didn't say anything, although Wang Meng was not Concubine Jing, but she and Xiaocui had also been together for so long, how could she have no feelings, and it was not easy to make such a decision all at once.
Listening to Wang Meng's miscellaneous muttering, what 'the tiger is not powerful, you treat me as a sick cat', what 'the old lady is going to dismantle you, The old lady is your surname', in short, what outrageous words have popped out, Xiaoru wiped a cold sweat, and thought, should I sympathize with the concubines who offended Wang Meng in the palace, or should I pity Liu Shi, the emperor who enjoys the blessings of all the people, let Wang Meng remember, the future will definitely be difficult, quickly took out a handkerchief, took the medicinal oil for sobering up, and rubbed a few times on Wang Meng's temples among people.
Wang Meng actually didn't drink much, but the stuffiness in her heart was too heavy, so it would burst out all at once, and at this moment, the cool feeling rushed into her brain, and her little anger disappeared in an instant.
"Sober?"
“…… It's still a ......" Wang Meng took the warm tea handed by Xiaoru, poured a big sip, and then sighed in his palm, and asked with a smile, "Does it smell of wine?" ”
"Don't worry, let's Miss Wang Meng. Not to mention drinking some wine, even if you eat a bowl of stinky tofu, you have to be angry. Xiaoru was happy all of a sudden, this guy is still the same, he has always been able to self-regulate, sometimes he really can't figure out what is in her head......
"Don't talk about these troubles, it's hard to see each other, let's talk about jokes, we haven't gotten together for a long time."
"Jokes? You have to say, I don't. Xiaoru took a piece of pastry and stuffed it into her mouth, Xiaoyan's craftsmanship at home is good, but there is still no way to compare with Wang Meng's dim sum here, the difference is not half a grade, and the imperial chef still has the ability, so every time Xiaoru enters the palace, she has to feast on it.
"Okay, I'll tell you a joke." Wang Meng glanced at Xiao Ru playfully, coughed, and said with a smile, "Xiao Ru, do you remember the military training of your freshman year of medical school?" ”
Xiao Ru was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Of course I remember that time, we were able to train our poor girls miserably, and the instructor was unreasonable, all with a black face, like the king of Yama." ”
"This joke of mine was born when you were in military training......
"Oh...... No, you're from the College of Agriculture, how do you know about our school? Xiao Ru instinctively felt that something was not right, blinked, and suddenly felt that she should not listen to her anymore.
However, before she could make any moves, Wang Meng had already said with a smile, "What's this, our two colleges are next to each other, how fast the news circulates in the university, I know what's unusual about your college-in other words, during the freshman military training, your girls majoring in clinical application were lucky, and they met an instructor with very good facial features, who looked handsome and had a good figure, and many little girls looked at his sturdy body under his military uniform, and they looked very hot, but the instructor was more shy, The students under him were also very strict, so that few people dared to joke with him in person, but a little girl accidentally bumped into him. ”
"Freshman, just like learning, not very familiar with the buildings in the school, military training and nervous, not much time to rest, once a break, a girl wanted to go to the toilet, just grabbed a few tissues and ran to the toilet, the toilet of the medical school is relatively old, there is a sign on it that distinguishes men and women has long been crooked and unclear, the girl was anxious, so she didn't pay much attention, according to her previous school habits, directly kicked open the door of the toilet, rushed in, but as soon as she entered, the girl was wrong, This toilet is different from the previous one, there is a long pool, she was dumbfounded in an instant, turned her head, and saw her own instructor squatting in the toilet, still holding a piece of toilet paper in her hand, I don't know if the girl was frightened and confused, she actually opened her mouth and shouted at others: "Comrades have worked hard......" The instructor was also confused, and casually continued: "Serve the people......"
As soon as the two of them finished shouting, they were all dumbfounded, this shouting was too messy, it didn't match the situation in front of them at all, where did the hard work come from? Where to go to find the comrades', the girl's face was suffocated, even the neck and ears were all red, the whole person was hot as if steamed, turned around and fled......"
After the joke was told, Xiaoru and Wang Meng both leaned back and laughed, and after laughing for a long time, Xiaoru suddenly felt that something was not right, and her mind turned, and finally remembered, that unlucky female classmate, isn't it herself?
"Okay, you're actually making fun of me!" Xiao Ru shook her head with a smile and rolled her eyes, but forget it, anyway, if it hadn't been for Wang Meng to mention it, I wouldn't have remembered it a long time ago, for Wang Meng, maybe the time had only passed for a few years, but for herself, it had been decades, and with such a joke that she didn't mind for a long time, to make Wang Meng happy, Xiao Ru felt that it was quite cost-effective.
The two sisters laughed for a while, and made the establishment of the laboratory clear, this matter is currently regarded as the top priority by Xiaoru, and while it was still early, Xiaoru left the palace and went home.
When Xiaoru left the palace gate, the time was still early, and the road was just in time for the big market of Shangning Cui's Zhuang'er, so she didn't feel a little interested, looked around through the car window, and saw that the market was very lively, chickens, ducks, horses, cows, sheep, pigs, dogs, rabbits, domestic animals, as well as those who sold fabrics, flowers, birds, insects and fish, Xiaoru even saw a pair of good Fushou turtles.
Jiang Tian, who was driving the car, couldn't help but be happy: "Young lady, the things in the market today are good, there are so many people, not only is it more lively than our Wuchang side, but even the previous ones are not as good as the previous ones." ”
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Getting snow has been in a serious situation recently, and I'm currently sorting out my thoughts, and the update will be a little slower, and today is the only one that has been updated.