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I was completely stunned, there was nothing wrong with this little old man, Lao Tzu didn't have anything, so he was slapped for no reason, and he was splashed with tea.

Whoever this matter is left on will also get angry, and I am naturally no exception, just: "Old man, you are a long-term disdain!" ”

The horse locksmith glared at me, and said something in fragments, but I didn't understand what it was.

In Yan Yu's words, the old man was nervous.

The scene lasted for nearly three minutes, and the locksmith finally returned to normal, first apologizing to me, and then pulling two bamboo and rattan chairs and asking me to sit down with Yan Yu.

I was very depressed by his movements, and sat down angrily, saying, "Old man, if you don't give me a reasonable explanation, this matter will not be finished today." ”

He smiled slightly, poured me a cup of tea, poured another cup for Yan Yu, and said with a smile: "Sister, do you think I look like a troublemaker?" ”

I looked at it, really don't, from the physiognomy, this old man belongs to the kind people, the reason is that his two eyebrows are extraordinarily light, in the shape of a half-moon, this kind of eyebrows in the words of the photo book, belongs to the soft womb, the main character, and from his eyebrows, this old man is more kind, and even a little afraid of guilt.

At the moment, I was not polite, just: "It's not like it." ”

After all, I had just received a solid slap in the face, so I continued: "If you guessed correctly, you were slapped by your wife when you were young!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the locksmith's face changed again and again, and he glared at me viciously, and he didn't say anything.

What made the horse locksmith run the most was that Yan Yu came to the side, "Chen Baxian, how do you know that he was always beaten by his wife when he was young?" ”

Without any hesitation, I immediately: "This is very simple, you look at this person's eyebrows, and then look at the distance between his lips and nose, people with this kind of face, nine out of ten people are half afraid of their wives, you look at the wide and thin earlobe of his right ear, this location is in the main husband and wife palace in the photo book, if you guess correctly, his wife should be a, just ask, what will happen to a and a man who is afraid of his wife?" ”

I looked over to the locksmith and asked, "Old man, mine is right." ”

"That's right, Lao Tzu is the boss at home!" The locksmith glared viciously.

"Yes, you're the boss, what's that old lady?" A cold female voice came out of the door.

When I turned my head, I saw that the person who came was in his fifties, dressed in coarse cloth, with a face full of meat, a fat body, and a box of lunches in his hand.

"Donkey, why are you here?" The locksmith was so agitated that he immediately stood up and invited the woman in.

The woman didn't seem to buy it, and smashed the lunch box in her hand on the edge of the teapot, not knowing whether it was too much force or what's going on, but just knocked over a teacup, and fell to the ground with a bang, and the teacup shattered in response.

This scene frightened the locksmith who patted his chest again and again, and said in a low voice: "Fortunately, fortunately I didn't break it, otherwise, I would have to be beaten again." ”

Hearing this, I almost didn't laugh, and that Yan Yu was in a similar situation to me, and I kept holding back my laughter, and I heard the woman, "Old man, you were the boss at home just now, what is that old lady?" ”

"Tangke, you must have heard it wrong, I just said that Lao Tzu was referring to you, and you are the boss of our family." The horse locksmith was full of excitement and hurriedly explained.

"Count you as acquaintances!" The woman glared at the horse locksmith, and asked the horse locksmith to clean up the broken teacups on the ground, and then looked at me, staring at me for three or four seconds, the woman looked at Yan Yu again, and said with a kind face: "Two, you are here...?" ”

Before I could speak, Yan Yu preemptively said, "Sister, we want to ask a horse locksmith to help open the lock." ”

"Wait!" The woman stopped and said with a happy face, "Little girl, what did you do just now?" ”

"Ask the horse locksmith to open the lock!" Yan Yu replied.

"No, what's the previous sentence again?" The woman immediately asked.

Yan Yu was stunned for a moment, immediately understood, grabbed the woman's arm, and said in a loud voice: "Sister, let's ask the horse locksmith to open the lock, he... He actually instigated my friend and splashed my friend with tea. ”

She pointed at me, "Sister, you see, my friend is soaking wet. ”

Before the words landed, I heard the woman's angry voice, "Old man Ma, you roll over to the old lady!" ”

"Tangke, here!" The locksmith threw the broken teacup in his hand in the trash can at the door, and immediately leaned over and looked at the woman with a flattering expression.

"Hurry up to this brother to the end!" When the word brother arrived, the woman's voice was very heavy.

The horse locksmith was so clever that he immediately understood, and without saying a word, he quickly apologized to me, and raised the teapot again, intending to pour water on himself.

This made me a little uncomfortable, after all, what he did just now should have his troubles, otherwise, with his face, he would never do this.

Thinking of this, I quickly grabbed him, "It's okay!" ”

The locksmith glanced at me gratefully, and thanked me again.

After that, we talked for a while, and the woman seemed to like us to call her sister, as long as she called her sister, no matter what we did, she would always have a smiling face.

After this short contact, I found that this little couple seemed to have very good words, especially the woman, who seemed to be very strong, but in fact she was extremely careful, and even had a fine heart, which made me sigh that people were not good-looking, after all, in terms of the woman's face, she was definitely a real woman.

After about half an hour, the woman changed her name to us, and opened her mouth to call a sister and a brother.

"Sister, I want to trouble you with something, I wonder if you agree?" I asked tentatively while the locksmith was going to the toilet.

"Brother, be polite to your sister, just be straight." She waved her hand.

"I encountered an iron door with Sister Yan on the 26th floor of that building, and I heard that the lock could only be opened by my brother-in-law (horse locksmith)." I pointed to the building.

When the woman heard this, her face sank, "What are you doing there?" ”

I didn't hide it, so I told her about the 18 policemen at noon, and told her that we were going to go to the roof to see feng shui, and even the person I met at the age of 26 told her.

After hearing this, she was silent for a long time.

I was a little anxious, and urged again, "Sister, can you help with this?" ”

She still didn't speak, and Yan Yu whispered on the side: "Sister, help!" We're really going to go up and have a look. ”

She thought about it, stared at us for a while, and said in a deep voice: "I can't be the master of this matter, you have to discuss it with Lao Ma." ”