"No," the river god vetoed me in one bite, and I looked at the river god speechless.

At a little after nine o'clock in the morning, I took the river god to the most lively pedestrian street in DD city, the river god looked at the pedestrians coming and going, he was very happy, this river god who has lived for thousands of years is like a child, constantly looking around, and keeps asking me what this is, what is that.

"I didn't expect DD to change so quickly, it's been a dream for a thousand years," the river god said to me with a sigh on his face.

"River God, then don't go back to live in the Heigou Reservoir in the future, just stay in the place where we humans live and live together!" I smiled and suggested to the river god.

"Your proposal is good, then I will stay in the place where you humans live in the future, and not go back to the cold reservoir," the river god nodded to me, he was already deeply attracted by the bustling city.

I spent the morning strolling around the pedestrian street with the river god, and finally he stood in front of an optical store, looking at a pair of sunglasses on the shelves and refusing to leave.

"Liu Shou, I see a lot of people wearing those black glasses, you can buy me one too, I want that" River God pointed to the sunglasses and said to me.

When I saw the price tag under the pair of sunglasses, I was shocked that my mouth was wide open, I didn't expect that a pair of glasses could sell for two thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight, this old turtle is too discerning.

"River God, these glasses are too expensive, I saw a stall selling glasses in front of me, a sunglasses is only a few dozen yuan, I will buy you two, you can wear them instead" I took the river god's arm and discussed with him.

"I just like this," the river god said to me, and walked into the optical shop, and I couldn't hold back.

"I'm going to buy those black glasses," the river god said, pointing to the two thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight yuan glasses, to the shopper at the optical store.

"Grandpa, your eyes are really good, this is the latest glasses in our store, there are two in total, one was sold yesterday, and now there is only this one left" After the sweet-looking shopping guide said this to the river god in a very gentle voice, she took the sunglasses from the shelf to the river god.

"River God, you wear these glasses and try them, just return them to others, don't break them" I followed the river god in, and whispered in the river god's ear.

After the river god took the glasses in the hands of the shopper and put them on, he turned around and walked outside the optical store, his action not only confused me, but also confused the shopping guide of the optical store.

"Grandpa, you haven't paid yet" The shopping guide walked out of the counter and chased after the river god.

"He's my grandson, you ask him for money," the river god pointed to me and said this to the shopping guide, and he strode out of the optical store. After the shopping guide listened to the river god's words, she grabbed my arm tightly, for fear that I would run away.

"I, I, I'm not his grandson," I said to the shopping guide with a helpless look on my face, pointing to the river god.

However, the shopping guide didn't listen to me at all, she just pulled me to the cash register, and it wasn't until I handed over the two thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight that the shopping guide let go of the hand holding my arm, and then the shopping guide sent me to the door of the optical store with a smile on his face, and said "Welcome sir next time".

When I walked out of the optical shop with an angry face, I saw that the river god was eating Xinjiang mutton skewers at the snack bar next to me.

"River God, are you a little excessive, I haven't seen anyone like you......." I said with an unhappy face as I walked up to the river god.

"Liu Shou, I am the river god, I am not a person, you helped me pay for the mutton skewers, I have no money in my pocket" After the river god said this to me, he took a handful of mutton skewers and left, I looked at the back of the river god and couldn't say a word, today I took him to the pedestrian street, my intestines are about to regret it.

The river god wearing sunglasses is almost exactly the same as the image of the turtle fairy in the anime, many young people walked to the river god's side, all vying to take pictures with the river god, and the river god was happy to accept those young people to take photos with him, and also posed a lot.

Just as the river god was taking pictures with the young men, I smelled a very familiar scent, a bit like sandalwood. When I looked around, I saw Diao Chan standing not far away, staring at me.

I immediately walked up to the river god, took the river god's arm and ran towards the intersection in front of the pedestrian street, and the river god was pulled away by me before he could realize what was going on.

"Liu Shou, I haven't had enough fun with those young people, why are you in such a hurry to pull me away?" The river god looked at me suspiciously and asked.

"There's a fairy going after me, let's go," I said casually to the river god, and it was only after I had finished saying this to the river god that he noticed the slender and seductive woman following us both of us.

"I didn't expect that there would be a goblin who has cultivated for more than 2,000 years in this small DD city," the river god saw Diao Chan's cultivation at a glance.

As soon as I pulled the river god out of the pedestrian street, Diao Chan chased after me, if I threw down the river god and ran alone, this Diao Chan couldn't catch up with me at all, after all, I have an invisibility charm in my hand, and I can paste the invisibility charm to run at a critical time.

"I let you run away last time, but this time I'll see where you're going" Diao Chan's black and white eyes suddenly turned red, and at the same time, two sharp teeth in her mouth were exposed.

"You kid, how do you scare people on the street, can you understand something!" After the river god said these words to the Diao Chan who was blocking us in front of him, he slammed the cane in his hand at Diao Chan's chest, and watched the river god slap Diao Chan with his cane, and my eyes were straight.

"Dead old man, you actually dare to scare me," Diao Chan stared at the river god with blood-red eyes and looked at the river god with an incredulous expression, and said angrily.

"I'll scold you, I'll scold you, if you have the ability, I'll kill me!" The river god used the cane in his hand to slam Diao Chan's chest twice in a row, and I thought to myself that now I and the river god would die.

"You are looking for death" After Diao Chan said this, she stretched out her right hand and pinched the neck of the river god, I was just about to go up to stop Diao Chan from hurting the river god, and the river god once again raised the cane in his hand and slammed it against Diao Chan's chest.

The river god's shot was much faster than Diao Chan, and before I could see what was going on, Diao Chan's body flew backwards and fell heavily on the ground more than ten meters.

"Eh" Diao Chan lay on the ground, and couldn't help but let out a painful moan in his mouth. Recite.

"I'll rub it, you're too powerful," I said in disbelief, looking at the river god.

"I haven't put this little goblin in my eyes yet," the river god said to me, touching his bald head with his hand.