Fanwai - the big method of picking up girls

If this man is old. I have back pain when I do it! This emperor is also difficult to be! Gu Xiao rubbed his waist, it hurt! There are seven days in a week, and one day for each of his four wives is fine! I didn't expect that the distribution of seven days a week was one person one day, and there were three days left after subtracting four days, so two people subtracted two days together, and the last day, I thought I could finally take a breath, but I didn't expect it to be four people together.

What a wicked day it is! I can't even straighten my waist now.

Holy woman, this is a holy man! Do you have to hang a 'Joan of Arc' archway, the four of them stick to themselves all day long, and they forget that he also needs to rest, The four of them are engaged in eating! Maybe God destined Gu Xiao and 'Joan of Arc' to have a so-called connection in the dark!

Maybe God had pity on Gu Xiao Hongyan who died before he was old, so he got up early in the morning but didn't see anyone.

For a while, the spirit was completely relaxed, and the four concubines were all sleeping! So today, I can finally think about the blessings of Qi people and be single.

Gu Xiao has always been a little uneasy in his heart, but now that it is finally his turn, he realizes how good his intentions are and how commendable his courage is.

Gu Xiao was beginning to wander, and Xiao Shunzi's voice sounded at the right time: "Master, why are you here?" ”

Gu Xiao was taken aback by Xiao Shunzi's sudden appearance, and couldn't help blurting out: "I want to pick up a girl to save my face!" ”

Xiao Shunzi was taken aback. Opening your mouth is full of nonsense, and this is not something that can be successful in one or two days.

Gu Xiao sighed and said, "Let's go, Xiao Shunzi, we'll leave the palace right away."

"Master, are you in such a hurry to leave the palace?" The inexplicable little Shunzi could only stare at the master with wide eyes.

"Naturally, it's out of the palace to pick up girls, otherwise when the four concubines wake up, they will be able to become emperors!"

"Oh"

The two figures quietly left the palace, and the way out was naturally to climb over the wall, Gu Xiao had already practiced extraordinary skills in climbing over the wall, how could the small palace wall of the palace stop him.

This pickled girl is also full of hard work, why didn't you realize it before? Either you can trick people without a trace and make people like you or even fall in love with you, which requires more practical experience than experiments.

So Gu Xiao made up his mind to show his own heroism and not let them look down on himself.

Because Gu Xiao has not yet learned to ride a horse, the two of them are just out of the palace to pick up girls, and there is no need to make a carriage, which will cause trouble.

Xiao Shunzi only followed Gu Xiao all the way out of the palace and came to the crowded street, and the two of them were full of freshness when they saw it, but fortunately both of them changed their clothes, otherwise it would be difficult for outsiders to see it.

When Gu Xiao walked on the street, his handsome and seductive figure immediately attracted everyone's attention. Gu Xiao took a deep breath and secretly told himself to maintain a good image.

So he glanced at the people around him, and looked around to see if there was an object of an affair, "An affair is the object that I met by chance when I went out to the palace) This naturally refers to the woman who is about to be soaked by herself, yes, this time I must make a big girl, go back and show the four jackals, tigers and leopards at home."

"Beauties! I'm coming! ”

Suddenly, the female compatriots on the street all looked at Gu Xiao and Xiao Shunzi with affection, and threw a hygienic eye to Gu Xiao by the way. Gu Xiao finally came to the sound of peach blossoms in full bloom and smelled the strong smell of vinegar. Xiao Shunzi doesn't want to have safety hazards. So he pulled the sleeve of the master's coat and said innocently: "Master, hurry up!" It's too ostentatious on the street! ”

All the hygienic eyes in the room turned into gentle and friendly eyes, and the female compatriots had extremely approachable, gentle and virtuous expressions on their faces, and the master of Sichuan Opera changed his face to be ashamed.

Gu Xiao sighed and decided that what Xiao Shunzi said was right, so he immediately lowered his head and walked forward.

Gu Xiao felt that it was a very incredible thing for him to leave the palace this time, and it was like an old hen laying a turtle egg, but when he went to test the DNA, he found that the child's father was actually a dinosaur. What's even more terrifying is that the dinosaur is still transgender, which shows how surprised I am by this.

Run out to pick up girls by yourself, hehe! Anyway, sooner or later, I will be escorted back by the four treasures of the family, so since I am going to die, it is better to die happily and do what I want to do first.

"Master, look at this" Xiao Shunzi suddenly stretched out his hand to grab Gu Xiao, and looked at the delicious food in front of him with a greedy face.

"Want to eat?" No mistakes, no word skipping.

"Yes"

"I want to eat too"

"But I don't seem to have any money."

"Minion, here's a little bit," he reached out and took out a few copper plates from his outstretched hand and handed them to Gu Xiao's hand.

"Oops, is this enough to buy bun filling? I have a way, you come with me! After saying that, Gu Xiao took Xiao Shunzi to a steamed bun shop and squatted down, and then the two of them were silent together, staring at the steaming meat buns with their eyes in unison. I saw one and looked at the other. I'd rather never let go of mistakes, and I'll be happy to do it over and over again.

Finally, under the frequent scanning of Gu Xiao and Xiao Shunzi's double radar, those buns were stripped naked one by one. The owner of the steamed bun shop couldn't bear to let these two people block the way of his customers, and then affect his business, so he handed Gu Xiao and Xiao Shunzi two meat buns and told them to leave quickly.

Gu Xiao looked at the store in front of him blankly, he didn't plan to do it, he just didn't have any money, he planned to take a look here and smell it, the so-called painting cake to satisfy hunger, you don't need to paint it here, you have to eat it directly, it seems that it is really a pie in the world, this time it is replaced by a meat bun in the world.

Seeing Gu Xiao's obsessive eyes, the owner of the steamed bun shop was scared for a while, and after worrying, he took out a piece of silver from his arms and handed it to Gu Xiao's hand: "Be obedient, don't affect my business, go play elsewhere."

"En" looked at the silver in his hand, it was really hard to come by, Gu Xiao sighed a little, if he couldn't live this day, it would be possible to beg on the street by himself!

Holding the silver in his hand, Gu Xiao chuckled.

"Master, this time we have silver, we are going to the place?"

It really "has its own bees in the fragrance of flowers". I have to sigh that I will always shine, although I have tried my best to hide my brilliance as low-key as possible, but the result still attracts everyone's attention.

"I'm going," Gu Xiao smiled mysteriously.

After inquiry, I learned that the most prosperous place in the capital is the "Drunken Immortal Building", which is also a place that all men love to go to, Ji Yuan!

It is worthy of being the most prosperous drunken fairy building. Before night, there was already an endless stream of people, and as far as the eye could see, the rest of the building could not be seen. Gu Xiao quickly scanned the information, snapped, and the scanning encountered an obstacle: "Drunken Immortal Building"! This is today's destination.

Damn, look at the name taken, I'm afraid that others won't know it's Jiyuan! Vulgar! It's better to call the reality of drunken dreams and death.

Subverted, Jiin was originally open during the day!

"Master, you actually want to come here?" Xiao Shunzi's eyes widened blankly, looking at the huge words in front of him, "Drunken Immortal Building"

Dazed! I didn't expect my master to come to the courtyard, and I was so surprised that I was like a duck going to be on the shelf, and I didn't obey.

In the end, Gu Xiao's face was salivating, and Xiao Shunzi's face was three chastity and nine lies. made Gu Xiao very unhappy, of course, Xiao Shunzi is also a eunuch no matter what, appreciate and appreciate, driven by Gu Xiao, within three minutes, he will obediently obey, staring at the beauties in and out with tears in and out.

"Master, there are so many big beauties here, who do you like?" Xiao Shunzi said in a low voice.

"Every single one of them is so beautiful. It's really a feast for the eyes" said and didn't forget to stretch his waist, very disregarding the image, and suddenly attracted the dissatisfaction of all the male customers in the store.

Gu Xiao didn't care, but Xiao Shunzi was so frightened that he lowered his head: "Master, be quiet, if something happens, it will be troublesome."

"No, I left a letter for them, they won't be so fast," he said, recalling the letter he had written and placed on the table before leaving.

Ladies and Gentlemen:

Seeing words is like meeting, as you can see, I have been experiencing the people's feelings all the way, and now I am experiencing the bitterness and joy of the people in the world. So it's not appropriate to say more, wait for me to return to the palace one day, and settle it together!

Stay for the husband!

"Master, I don't know if it's useful!" Xiao Shunzi was a little worried, but at this time, the four masters in the palace did not appear, so it was probably in the wrong place.

"Worry about it, look at that" Gu Xiao was busy taking Xiao Shunzi's hand to see a beauty who was slowly walking downstairs.

“？” Xiao Shunzi immediately looked up and was stunned.

"Wow! What a real beauty! Gu Xiao couldn't help but marvel, and almost drooled out.

I saw that the stunning beauty slowly fiddled with her slender waist, walked over slowly, walked out along the road, happened to pass by Gu Xiao's side, paused, gently covered her mouth with a handkerchief, and whispered: "Oh, I slept for a day, and went to the river to take a bath before I started."

The voice was very soft, as if it was specially said to Gu Xiao, and then he lifted his skirt and walked outside.

The store was still bustling, and no one paid attention to such a big beauty walking out, Gu Xiao wondered, but he could hear it clearly, that sentence.

Bathe!

"Xiao Shunzi, I'll take you to see a real one" Regardless of Xiao Shunzi's ignorance, he picked up Xiao Shunzi and walked out, just now it seemed that he was going to the river, hum! So hurry up and chase it.

chased all the way to the river, dodged gloomily, crawling in the grass, Gu Xiao looked around.

Where is the beauty? Strange!

"Master, what are you going to do?" Xiao Shunzi asked worriedly.

"Shut up"

Gu Xiao blinked, blinked again; Gu Xiao bit his lip and bit his lip again......

Wow!

See! It's true! Not an illusion, definitely not an illusion!

There, right in the middle of the creek, right there, somebody in the town was bathing!!

Gu Xiao's heart beat wildly. Quickly squatted down and covered himself with long grass. Then he reached out and dragged the little straight to the ground. You can't mess with it at this critical time, at least until the beauty is stripped naked.

Jade white, shimmering skin, so dazzling in the sun.

It's not a beautiful silhouette, but it has a unique style. Qingli's long hair stretches to the sideburns, the bridge of the nose is erect, the lips are a little thick, the corners of the mouth are slightly upward, and there is a three-point smile when he is not smiling.

Wow! Isn't this the big beauty just now! It's really said that if you come to the bath, you will come to the bath! Oh, my God! This time, I earned it.

With her black hair scattered, floating gently in the water, the beauty turned her back to Gu Xiao and reached out to bring up the water and sprinkle it on her back.

Gu Xiao is almost dizzy, such a beautiful beauty, it's the first time I've seen it! Do you feel like you're in the middle of spring? For!

In a daze, the beauty seems to have taken a bath! Gu Xiao grew his mouth in surprise! I couldn't help but sigh

God, I'm so lucky to see a beautiful woman out of the bath!

Gu Xiao began to pull Xiao Shunzi's clothes and wipe his saliva wildly, his eyes widened, not wanting to miss this great opportunity.

As the spring water becomes shallower, the beauty slowly walks ashore, and her upper body gradually emerges. But he still has his back to Gu Xiao, with strong arms, broad shoulders, and a restrained and strong waist...... The long and elegant figure is revealed little by little from the sparkling water, exuding the deadly temptation of seducing the soul.

Gu Xiao took a deep breath, it seemed that something was wrong, because he always felt that the big beauty in front of him seemed to be a little thicker.

Don't understand!

Just a little, a little, the lower body base surfaced! The plump buttocks appeared! Gu Xiao's eyes widened, and he was about to burst out!

Come on, come on! Gu Xiao shouted desperately in his heart. If you want to put your head forward to see the big beauty in front of you, you don't just leave a back for others, you can turn around and show others! It's inevitable that people will be kind enough to come out to see you.

Gu Xiao was in the light, I don't know how long, maybe a second, maybe it was eternity, but because he poked his head out and stepped on the uneven ground all of a sudden, Gu Xiao involuntarily took a step forward, and this step was into hell on earth.

"Who?"

The big beauty as scheduled turned around, and Gu Xiao also feasted his eyes. Pity!

"Wow......" Gu Xiao's mouth opened into an O-shape.

Oh, my God! a jade-like face, thick eyebrows, and a high nose bridge; Sexy lips and, above all, a pair of deep eyes, the phrase is called; Yes—as deep as the sea, no, though deep, yet bright and clear; When the beauty looks at you. So focused and affectionate, as if he is the only one in the world and you, so close to meet a really handsome and elegant handsome guy, my heart can't help but skip a huge beat.

Gu Xiao saw a smile suddenly on the lips of the beauty, like a clear spring flowing into his heart; Immediately swallowed his saliva unconsciously. Wow beauty is so beautiful!

I can't help but look down!!

Suddenly it was like a thunderbolt in the sky, and the big beauty in front of me was a man!

I want to think, think quickly! Serious thinking! Gu Xiao couldn't help but sigh, this is the same thing, for himself to encounter this thing. How can it be a man?

But in the next second, Gu Xiao was stunned, beckoning to him for that big beauty?

Because there is a feeling of fear, dare not and be afraid! So, Gu Xiao planned to smear oil on the soles of his feet - slip! But when he pulled up Xiao Shunzi and was about to turn around and slip away, he was stopped by the beauty behind him.

"I'm in such a hurry to leave, who are you going to meet!"

Turning back slowly, Gu Xiao was obviously scared, who did he provoke today! How can you meet such a person who will make you feel cold?

"Gu Xiao"

Standing up violently, he turned his head blankly, Gu Xiao knew that this time was over, the person in front of him knew him, and there were few people who could call him like that!

After making jokes for so many years, aren't you tired, ah! Because at this time, it was someone else who came to joke with him.

"Excuse me, this beauty, oh! Isn't it a beautiful man, do I know you? My name is Xiao Shunzi, not Gu Xiao, did you recognize the wrong person? Laughing and answering the words of the beauty in front of him, he saw that the big beauty was already dressed and standing in front of him.

Xiao Shunzi on the side looked at everything in front of him blankly, puzzled that the master had changed his name at the time, and he still had the same name as himself?

The big beauty laughed arrogantly, but in Gu Xiao's eyes, she was laughing, because, God knows that she will feel like this, she doesn't know the person in front of her at all.

"So what?" Who knew that the big beauty turned around, reached out and tore off the mask on her face, and after a long time, she was disguised, and when she turned around again, Gu Xiao was suddenly scared and almost fell down.

"Tianyu is ...... How could it be...... Be...... You? ”

"Couldn't it be me?" No mistakes, no word skipping.

"No!" Gu Xiao shook his head violently, more powerful than a rattle. God knows that at this moment, his heart is already dark and cold. For he will chase! Fortunately, there is only one, and if all of them come, it will be troublesome, one! It's easy to do it by yourself.

But in the next second, Gu Xiao knew that he was wrong, and he was wrong.

"Gu Xiao, I'll give you two choices, one goes back, and the other goes back. Which one do you choose? ”

"Master, this is obviously ......" Xiao Shunzi was puzzled and wanted to interject, where are these two choices, it is clearly one!

"Shut up," Ye Tianyu said loudly, and instead looked at Gu Xiao with a chuckle.

"I know I was wrong"

"It's good to know it's wrong, let's go back!" Tianyu smiled mysteriously.

"En" is lost, fails! It's a shame, I died before I started to learn, and I didn't start playing, and I ended up like this, it's really my own sadness!

"Then, that's it" Ye Tianyu stretched out his hand, and a burst of powder flew towards Gu Xiao.

“？” When it was reflected, Gu Xiao and fell to the ground.

"Master" Xiao Shunzi looked nervously at Princess Ye in front of her, everyone in the world knows that Ye Tianyu is the number one poison king in the world, this time, I don't know if the master can see the sun tomorrow.

"I have to carry him back, so that I can know in front of them that I found it, not that I am willing to go back" Saying that, Ye Tianyu picked Gu Xiao on his back and walked towards the direction of the palace with a small song.

"Master, don't look for a little one to accompany you out when you wake up, I'm afraid!" Xiao Shunzi stretched out his hand to caress his heart, and hurriedly followed Ye Tianyu's footsteps.

Gu Xiao's way of picking up girls also came to an end!!