Chapter 583: Pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning

Qinling Town.

Lu Hao and the others had eaten and drunk enough, and returned to the Dog Temple!

As monks, Duyuan and Dushu are home, and they are used to sleeping on the streets, and they don't mind living in a dog temple.

Lu Hao settled down everyone, went to Zhang's mansion, met the eldest lady and Mrs. Zhang, and told about the lock-up house.

This lock of the Yin Mansion was set by an extremely powerful female demon, and now I have cracked it. The eldest lady asked about Steward Li and the third aunt.

Lu Hao didn't tell her the truth, but made up a beautiful lie. What do you say, Steward Li and the third aunt, in order to break the Yin House, were brave and fearless, fought desperately with the female devil, and finally died heroically.

The eldest lady was skeptical, and the matter was over.

Lu Hao asked for the remaining five hundred oceans, and then left Zhang's mansion.

Lu Hao returned to the Dog Temple and handed over half of the remuneration to Chen Ergou.

Chen Ergou's eyes opened when he saw the money, and he looked at the silver dollar, and he was stunned. "Brother Lu, you are really a good person, I know you is the greatest blessing in my life."

Lu Hao sneered: "Don't be close to me, just your virtue, don't say that beautiful women look disgusting, even sows dislike you." ”

"Lu Hao, we are brothers who share weal and bene, how can you laugh at me like this." Chen Ergou was angry.

"You deserve it, who made you useless. For a woman, to die or live, not at all like a man. Lu Hao snorted coldly.

Chen Ergou said in frustration: "Daoist Lu, you don't know, this is already my ninety-ninth confession failure. ”

"Damn, Brother Ergou, you are simply the best, you have fallen out of love ninety-nine times." The Raven Spirits gloat.

"Fuck off!" Chen Ergou was furious and kicked over.

The crow spirit laughed and ran away.

Lu Hao sighed and said solemnly: "Chen Ergou, do you know why you have failed so many times?" ”

"I don't know! If I knew, I would have succeeded. Chen Ergou said.

Lu Hao said: "In fact, the main reason for your failure is that you are so ambitious. ”

"What is good ambition?" Chen Ergou looked confused.

Lu Hao explained: "The objects you choose to confess are all graceful and slim beauties. Beauty is such a thing, she has a very high vision, one is to like money, and the other is to like handsome guys. ”

"Look at yourself, if you want money or not, and you look like a dog, how can a beautiful woman take a fancy to you. Don't say fail ninety-nine times, if you go on like this, you will fail ten thousand times. ”

Chen Ergou was stunned, patted his head, and sobered himself up. "You mean, I should find a woman as ugly as I am?"

"That's right, dogs with dogs, cats with cats, toads should look for toads, don't look for white swans, it's useless to find them!" Lu Hao pointed out the reason for his failure.

"When you say that, I immediately understand why I always confess failure." Chen Ergou suddenly realized that he used to drool when he saw beautiful women.

thinks that a hero like me should have a group of wives and concubines. Now I have an epiphany, I am ugly, so I should find an ugly monster to be my daughter-in-law.

"Daoist Lu, listening to your words is better than ten years of books, thank you very much for your teachings." Chen Ergou clenched his fists with both hands, bent down and made a big salute, and then ran away.

Lu Hao shouted, "What are you going to do?" ”

"I'm going to confess to the ugly monster, this time I will definitely succeed, you wait for my good news!" Chen Ergou waved his hand and accelerated towards the outside.

Suddenly, screams rang out from outside the door.

"Whoever hit Lao Tzu, I'm going to shoot him with one shot."

"Captain Liu, don't be impulsive, it's me Chen Ergou."

"You bastard, you're blind! I didn't see Lao Tzu injured. ”

"Captain Liu, what's wrong with you?"

"Don't talk nonsense with me, what about Daoist Lu?"

"Lu Daochang is inside."

"Get out of here, don't let me see you in the future."

Captain Liu groaned, limped, and walked into the Dog Temple. He was followed by two policemen, carrying rifles on their backs, looking nervous.

"Captain Liu, I'm here, I don't know what to do." Lu Hao smiled and arched his hand.

"Chief Lu Dao, in the past, I didn't know Mount Tai because I had eyes, and I was offended. Today, I am here to sincerely apologize. "Captain Liu was on crutches, his hands and feet were bandaged, and his injuries were obviously not light, especially his hair was burned.

"Hey, Captain Liu, this is not a hospital, you better go to the doctor!" Lu Hao snickered in his heart, this dog-day policeman must have had bad luck and encountered something unlucky.

"Daoist Lu, don't make fun of me." Captain Liu cried and said, "What you said is not wrong at all, my Yin Hall is black, cloudy, and full of bad luck. ”

Lu Hao's face sank and asked, "What's wrong with your captain?" ”

A policeman said: "Today, our captain led the two of us on patrol, and when we walked to the intersection on the east side of the town, I suddenly had an urgent need to urinate. ”

"Our captain didn't hold back, so he ran under the big willow tree to pee, and at this moment, dark clouds rolled in the sky, and suddenly, a thunderbolt fell from the sky, and with a bang, the big willow tree was split in half."

"At that time, our captain was under the big willow tree and was directly injured."

Lu Hao frowned, feeling strange, why did it suddenly thunder in the blue sky and white day, the target was still a willow tree, there was a problem here.

The crow spirit laughed and said, "You captain, you must be idle and pretending to be forced everywhere." ”

"No, I swear to God, absolutely no pretending." Captain Liu swears.

The crow spirit smiled evilly: "You didn't pretend to be forced, why were you struck by lightning?" ”

"I was struck by lightning, what does it have to do with pretending?" Captain Liu was depressed.

The crow spirit thief smiled: "There is a good saying, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning!" ”

"You dare to say that about me, believe it or not, I shot you with one shot." Captain Liu pulled out his pistol.

The crow spirit was so frightened that she hurriedly hid behind Lu Hao.

Captain Liu said pitifully: "Daoist Lu, as long as you can help me expel bad luck, the two hundred and fifty oceans will be returned." ”

Lu Hao said solemnly: "I don't want the money, there is one thing I need your help with." ”

"What's the matter?" Captain Liu asked.

Lu Hao said bluntly: "Tomorrow night, black clouds will appear to cover the moon, and at that time, the people of the entire Qinling Town will face a huge disaster. ”

"I need you, and your police, to do everything in our power to help the people get through this."

Captain Liu said righteously: "As the police captain of Qinling Town, I have the responsibility and obligation to protect the lives and property of the people. ”

Captain Liu made a generous statement and appeared to be conscientious.

Suddenly, his face changed and he asked, "What's going on with this black cloud covering the moon?" ”

Lu Hao sighed and said: "Black clouds cover the moon, the yin qi between heaven and earth is great, and demons and monsters will appear." Hundreds of ghosts travel at night, and the Yin soldiers borrow the way, and these supernatural phenomena will appear one by one. ”

"Daoist Lu, don't scare me, I'm most afraid of ghosts." Captain Liu was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat.

Lu Hao snorted coldly: "As a police captain, you have no choice but to take on your own mission." ”

"Daoist Lu, I'm just a little policeman, it's okay to deal with hooligans and bullies, but I can't deal with demons and monsters, you better spare me." Captain Liu was about to pee.

Lu Hao grimaced and said coldly: "Don't be nervous, don't be afraid, I didn't let you deal with the demons and monsters directly, you just need to listen to my orders." ”

"What are you going to let me do?" Captain Liu asked.

Lu Hao coughed and said loudly: "What you have to do is to unite the people of the town and let them be mentally prepared." ”

"Also, let every household prepare rooster blood, black dog blood, cow tears, peach wood swords, willow branches, and glutinous rice flour."

"What are you doing with all this stuff?" Captain Liu looked confused.

Lu Hao said angrily: "Of course, it's to deal with demons and monsters, you tell those people that if you want to live, you must act quickly." ”

"Okay, I'll do it right away." Captain Liu's words changed and said in frustration, "Daoist Lu, what should I do?" ”

Lu Hao took out a spirit talisman, threw it over, and said, "This is a peace talisman, carry it on your body, you can keep it safe." ”

"Thank you, Daoist Yang." Captain Liu held the peace charm with a happy face.

Lu Hao said solemnly: "I think there is something strange about the big willow tree, you find a policeman to lead the way, I'll take a look." ”

"Xiao Chen, lead the way for Lu Daochang." Captain Liu gave the order.

"Captain, don't worry, you are guaranteed to complete the task." The policeman surnamed Chen nodded.

Lu Hao left the Dog Temple alone and followed the police to find the big willow tree. Wataru and the others stayed in the Dog God Temple, waiting for news.

(End of chapter)