Chapter XVIII: The Virgin
"This time, I was able to capture the Peacock Princess and completely clean up the iron shoe thieves, thanks to the help of the two."
"You're welcome."
"I still can't figure it out, why can't this Peacock Princess use this method of sacrificing her body? Anyway, she is also a princess. ”
"It's hard to believe at first glance, but if you think about it, where do I stay all day? Brothel! The people who can approach me every day, except for prostitutes or prostitutes, she doesn't use this method, she can't even enter my door, how can she steal the Hanhai Jade Buddha? ”
"Don't tell me, you've got the math right from the start."
"I rarely do things that I am not sure of, after all, I promised the Iron Shoe Thief to take care of his daughter."
…… In a pavilion in Yuxiu Villa, Li Yang, Zhu Zhu, and Hua Manlou gathered at a table.
There was wine and meat on the table, and there was a smile on his face, naturally he was celebrating the successful capture of the Peacock Princess.
Zhu Zhu raised his wine glass towards Li Yang, "Last time I was on death row, I said that I wanted to invite you to drink, but I never had a chance, this time, I borrowed the wine of the Hua family to get drunk." ”
Li Yang also raised his wine glass, but said: "It's okay to drink, it's okay to get drunk and take a break, it's such a good weather, it's really a waste to be drunk on the wine table with a man with you." ”
Zhu Zhu was not angry.
It has been more than three months since they first met on death row, and he has long been accustomed to Li Yang's character.
It is this kind of character that makes him feel interesting, and if he is replaced by those boring market people, he is still unwilling to make friends.
And Li Yang is also a person who is willing to make friends.
It's better to have more friends than fewer friends.
The two looked at each other and smiled, and drank the wine in their glasses together.
Putting down the empty wine glass, Zhu Shu sighed: "One thing, I admire you very much. ”
"Which point?" Li Yang asked, and he had already guessed which point it was.
Of course, it's a man's capital.
"It's your gall." Zhu stopped.
All right.
In fact, Li Yang still feels that his man's capital is the most admirable point.
"Tell me about you, knowing that the other party is the Peacock Princess, the daughter of the iron shoe thief who is full of evil, and wants to use her beauty to get close to you and steal the Hanhai Jade Buddha, you actually came to a fake show and did it, aren't you afraid that when she is doing it, she will suddenly kill you?"
Zhu Zhu has reached the age of establishment, and he has a wife in the family, and he is incomprehensible in beauty, so he knows very well how terrible the lethality of women in bed is, and he also knows very well how vulnerable men are in front of beauty.
Even if he is a peerless master, he is afraid that he can't compete with a moment of warmth in bed.
It is said that the duel between masters cannot show the slightest flaw, but when it comes to bed, even if it is a peerless master, when the moment of nakedness, when the moment of falling into the gentle township, it is estimated that the whole body, every moment, there is no flaw.
To put it bluntly, beauty is a big stumbling block for martial artists, which is why many peerless masters are rarely close to women, not even close to women, and break off their desires, such as Ye Gucheng, who is known as the first swordsmanship, and in recent years, there is a faint Ximen Blowing Snow known as the sword god, and the Mudao people who are known as the third swordsmanship and have retired to the rivers and lakes for decades......
Li Yang didn't have such an awareness at all, and said: "What are you afraid of, how can she hurt me in a back-to-back posture." ”
"Backwards?" Zhu Zhu showed a strong interest in this unfamiliar word.
They are all men and friends, Li Yang naturally does not hesitate to preach and solve doubts, "Back in style means that the man stands behind and the woman ......"
"Ahem...... Zhu stopped nothing, but Hua Manlou coughed.
Li Yang and Zhu Zhu looked at Hua Manlou strangely together.
Hua Manlou straightened up, and asked Li Yang very abruptly, "How can you conclude that the Peacock Princess will definitely believe the rumors spread by us and will steal the Hanhai Jade Buddha from you, instead of coming to my Hua family to find out the truth first." ”
What a blunt change of subject.
Li Yang felt a little strange.
Why did Hua Manlou change the topic?
But Zhu Zhu didn't hear it, and explained: "What's so difficult to understand, I can figure it out, your Hua family has already experienced the iron shoe thief once, and the guards at home will definitely be more and stricter than before, a powerful family like your Hua family, once it gets serious, who will dare to offend?" In contrast, he Li Yang is different, just a person, the weakness of lust is so obvious in the eyes of women, the so-called persimmon should be pinched softly, if it were me, I would also find him first, you say yes, Li Yang. ”
Zhu stopped looking at Li Yang.
Li Yang did not agree.
There is no denial.
Instead, he looked thoughtfully at the flowers, with a strange look on his face.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Hua Manlou was furious by Li Yang's eyes, and couldn't help but pick up the wine glass, take a sip of wine, and hide it.
Li Yang seemed to want to laugh, "You, shouldn't you still be a virgin?" ”
"Poof!"
The wine that Hua Manlou had just swallowed, not a drop of it was sprayed out, and it was sprayed on Li Yang opposite, and even Zhu Zhu, who was sitting next to Li Yang, was not spared.
And the image of a beautiful boy with flowers is gone.
Li Yang asked the maid standing outside the pavilion for a handkerchief very calmly, and while wiping the wine stains on his face, he said in a tone of affirmation: "You are really still a virgin." ”
Zhu Zhu held back a smile on his face and burst out of a sentence, "Virgin, this word is really ...... It's wonderful. ”
Hua Manlou's face was red, full of embarrassment, and in the end, he was really no match for Li Yang and Zhu Zhu, coughed, and said, "I'll go to see my father's side, I guess he has asked a lot of things from Princess Peacock." ”
After saying that, he fled as if he was in the wilderness, and quickly got up and left.
Li Yang returned the handkerchief to the maid, and teased the maid: "See, your young master is still a virgin, work hard, maybe you still have hope, haha......"
As he spoke, he couldn't help but laugh.
The maid pursed her lips, trying her best to keep herself from laughing.
If the master knows that he is laughing at his young master behind his back, the lightest will be a board.
Zhu Zhu didn't have so many scruples, and after wiping the wine stains off his body, he smiled and leaned back and forth.
"By the way, why haven't you seen Lu Xiaofeng recently?" Li Yang suddenly asked.
He saw that this banquet was no longer able to eat, so he wanted to go to Lu Xiaofeng to ask for a favor.
He's been coveting Lingxi for a long time.
"It's long gone." Zhu stopped.
Li Yang frowned, "Where did you go?" ”
Zhu stopped shaking his head, "I don't know, he left in a hurry, and it seems that he is hiding from a certain creditor." ”
When he said this, he looked at Li Yang with a smile on his face.
Obviously, he already knew about the matter between Li Yang and Lu Xiaofeng.
"Lu Xiaofeng is not full of flowers, this guy is very sleek, if he really wants to hide, I'm afraid that no one will be able to find him, I think you still have that heart." Zhu Zhu seems to have the meaning of being a peacemaker.
"Not necessarily." Li Yang won't just give up.
He groaned for a while.
Li Yang suddenly beckoned to the maid outside the pavilion and gave a few orders.
Then I saw the maid retreat.
When I came back again, I had some extra knick-knacks in my hand.
Mirrors, fake beards, small scissors.
Li Yang trimmed the fake beard with scissors, pasted it on his face, looked in the mirror, and finally nodded with satisfaction.
"What are you?" Zhu Zhu didn't understand.
A playful smile appeared on Li Yang's face, "You don't look like Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows." ”
Zhu Zhu looked at it in a daze, and the two neat mustaches that Li Yang pasted on seemed to understand.