Chapter 149: Fuck Me Shit and Fart
"Huh? Why does it stink so much? The Corpse King sniffed lightly.
Well? Why did I bite Qin Yan's buttocks, I bit his back just now! The Corpse King was puzzled and furrowed his eyebrows.
Well? Why is this kid so scared that he pulls out?
The Corpse King saw that Zhang Di's buttocks were actually oozing feces, and some of them were flowing onto his lips and down between his teeth and into his mouth.
I'm going to you! The corpse king cursed in his heart, quickly let go of his mouth and stepped back, and at the same time flew up and kicked Zhang Di's ass.
The corpse king forgot that Zhang Di was so frightened that he pulled out the shit just now, and when he kicked Zhang Di's ass, he happened to kick the shit.
With a "pop", a large piece of was kicked into tofu scum in Zhang Di's pants, and some of it also seeped out of Zhang Di's pants and stuck to the corpse king's feet.
"I'll go! It stinks! Too unlucky! The corpse king cursed, and quickly stuck his foot into the soil and rubbed it back and forth.
The ancients called me me.
Just after a few clicks, the corpse king suddenly remembered that was also flowing into his mouth.
The corpse king didn't care about the image, and immediately squatted on the ground, stuffed the soil into his mouth one by one, and began to brush his mouth with sand as if he were gargling.
While brushing, the corpse king thought angrily in his heart, "Damn, this kid actually let me eat, I must kill him, and it is a thousand cuts."
Zhang Di was kicked in the buttocks, immediately screamed, flew out like a cannonball, and then crossed an arc in mid-air and fell to the ground with a "bang".
It just so happened that Zhang Di was on the ground, and he felt that his butt was like a broken mirror, cracked into countless pieces.
Is this a comminuted fracture?
Zhang Di cried, feeling that he was too unlucky.
Qin Yan couldn't help but laugh when he saw the corpse king eating Zhang Di's "Yellow in the People".
Moreover, Qin Yan felt that the corpse king rinsed his mouth, which was definitely an extra move.
If it really stinks, the corpse king's mouth is much more stinky than Zhang Di's.
"Why, you dare to laugh at the general! I'm going to kill you! Seeing Qin Yan laughing at himself, the corpse king immediately jumped like thunder, spit out the sand in his mouth, and rushed towards Qin Yan as if flying.
Qin Yan immediately turned around and ran.
"Master, here we are!" Murong Xuehan and Zhou Xiaoyu shouted at the same time, attacking the Corpse King on the left and the right respectively.
"Ugly ghost! Get out of here! When I see you, I stain my eyes! The corpse king roared, and slapped Murong Xuehan's two ghosts with his arms outstretched.
Murong Xuehan's two female ghosts were not the opponents of the corpse king at all, and they were immediately photographed upside down and flew out.
Just now, the corpse king scolded Zhou Xiaoyu for being ugly, Qin Yan still didn't understand, Zhou Xiaoyu was a first-class beautiful female ghost, but now Qin Yan knew why?
He suddenly thought that this corpse king was from the Tang Dynasty.
At that time, people were all fat as beauty, so the corpse king was sick to his stomach when he saw the slender Zhou Xiaoyu.
"Heavenly Master! Hurry up here and go to Jiang Wan'er's side, only she can deal with this corpse king! Zhao Zishen reminded Qin Yan loudly.
Originally, Zhao Zishen used the technique of Qimen Dunjia to put down several maze formations and ran away, but just after running less than eight hundred meters, he suddenly thought that his grandson still needed Qin Yan's life, and immediately risked his life and ran back.
Hearing Zhao Zishen's reminder, two fine lights flashed in Qin Yan's eyes.
Oh, yes! Jiang Wan'er even has a fart and urine flow at the level of Heavenly Master, and she will definitely be able to deal with this corpse king.
The Corpse King and the Celestial Master are of the same level.
However, as soon as Qin Yan wanted to run, the Corpse King had already rushed over.
"The ceiling is scattered, the road is far away, the yin and yang are combined, and everything is rejuvenated, and it is now!" Zhao Zishen chanted a spell and threw out an illusion talisman.
The Corpse King immediately saw that the scene in front of him had changed, and he was in a paradise where white clouds fluttered, the sky was blue, flowers were flying, and grass was fragrant.
Hum! Actually used illusion for me, it's really a sideshow.
The Corpse King stretched out his hands and plunged them into the air, pulling them hard to both sides, and the illusion was instantly shattered.
However, Qin Yan took the opportunity to run to Zhao Zishen's side.
"Master Zhao, I can't imagine that you are hiding deeply!" Qin Yan said with a smile.
"Shame, shame! Heavenly Master, let's hurry up! Zhao Zishen pulled Qin Yan and rushed towards the previous thief cave.
At the same time, Murong Xuehan grabbed Zhang Di's shoulder, and Zhou Xiaoyu grabbed Xia Xueni's shoulder and flew towards the thief hole, but Murong Xuehan covered his nose.
Zhang Di is not only covered with feces on his buttocks at the moment, but also on his waist, stomach, and even thighs.
Just now, Zhang Di was first kicked by the Corpse King, and then sat on the ground again, and a lump became a piece, and a piece became a large piece.
"Sister-in-law, you're not authentic! Didn't I just know the rules before and fell in love with you? Are you doing this to me? Zhang Di said sadly.
Murong Xuehan didn't speak, she didn't dare to open her mouth, for fear that the stench would enter her nostrils.
When Qin Yan and the others ran into the robbery cave, the corpse king also chased them to the entrance of the robbery cave.
It's just that when he saw the thief hole, the corpse king hesitated.
Shall I enter or not? There are so many taboos in this, what if I can't get in or out? But if I don't kill Zhang Di's kid and don't accept Qin Yan's kid, I'm really unwilling!
Well? They are not afraid of those taboos, what am I afraid of? I'm better than all of them combined.
Thinking of this, the Corpse King immediately stepped into the thief cave.
When the Corpse King walked into the robbery cave for a while, Ma Guodong, Tiansheng Daoist and other Taoist priests stood up from a distance.
"Dao Chief, who is this Jiang Wan'er? Will she be able to beat the Corpse King? Ma Guodong asked suspiciously.
When Zhao Zishen spoke just now, Ma Guodong heard it, and he was afraid that this matter would be messed up.
Daoist Tiansheng shook his head and said, "Ma Dong, Poor Dao doesn't know who this Jiang Wan'er is!" But ......"
Speaking of this, Daoist Tiansheng raised the corners of his mouth to reveal a sinister smile: "As long as we seal the entrance to the cave, they won't come out." Eventually, you'll die inside! Hahaha! ”
At the end, Daoist Tiansheng laughed proudly.
Two fierce lights flashed in Ma Guodong's eyes, and he clenched his fists and said excitedly: "Dao Chief, since this is the case, what are you waiting for, hurry up and seal the entrance of the cave!" ”
Daoist Tiansheng nodded, turned to the other Taoist priests and said, "Fellow Daoists, let's go!" ”
A group of Taoist priests, under the leadership of Daoist Tiansheng, went straight to the entrance of the robbery cave.
Qin Yan and the others entered the tomb palace and came to the palace gate.
When Princess Jiuyao saw Qin Yan, she said excitedly, "Childe, have you come to save the palace?" ”
Without waiting for Qin Yan to speak, Zhao Zishen said loudly: "Don't talk nonsense with her, let's go in quickly!" The Corpse King is chasing in! ”
Zhao Zishen opened the palace gate, was the first to rush into the palace, and went straight to the pavilion.
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