Chapter 39 To save the vegetable head, be cannon fodder first...... OTZ~(Plus Update)

[This chapter is recommended for 11,000 plus more.] The amount of 12,000 plus more will be made up tomorrow, sweat~! We're in debt again, tears~! 】

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[That will make you a waste person for a week]

Thinking about how apt this sentence is, I have never sighed at the greatness of Chinese characters like this moment, and I really describe the score is not bad, "waste person", and now I have really become a waste person.

Lying on the hospital bed with a blank face, I had already scolded the sixty-year-old dead old woman in my heart, but in view of the relationship between us and her that we had to talk about and couldn't explain, I didn't dare to dig on her ancestral grave (==!). ）。

Waste people, isn't it just a waste people...... the muscles are stiff and can't move as if they are the same as the structure before Sun Monkey was born, the ears are decorated, the sound can't be caught, the eyes are barely usable, but more than a meter away are floating clouds, floating clouds, the tongue is stiffer than the muscles, and there is no value for even the ornaments, and the spiritual sea is so empty that even the mice don't bother to patronize it...... what a cup~!

I can now spin except for my brain, and my eyes can occasionally shine. It's really wasteful, and the *night that is always by my side and chattering is probably the only comfort we have at this moment, after all, the handsome guy is fine, tears in his eyes~!

A week is not long or short, but it is not short, and I have eaten, drank, lazard and slept all in bed for seven days, fortunately there are robots and fully intelligent devices now, otherwise if I want to make way for me they [beep--], then I might as well die directly.

A week later, when I finally regained the right to use my limbs, the first thing I did was to give my graceful middle finger to the sky.

"Dead old woman, I~!@#%^※*~"

For the next week, I sat in the yard every day, frantically absorbing the vitality of the grass and flowers and then transforming them into my own, during that period of time, the green level of the central hospital was never vigorous, it is said that many places that have never been sown seeds have also been drilled by tough seedlings, and even a large number of mutant creepers have emerged, encroaching on a whole wall of the inpatient department, and the dean has also promoted and raised the salary of the staff who manage the plants~! （＝＝！ ）

The first thing mentioned in the letter has been completed, and then the second thing is concerned, and it seems that he has mentioned the question of the expedition of the head of the cabbage, but I do not know what attracted my attention and ignored it.

Because I didn't know much about the procedures of modern warfare, I couldn't make a plan to follow Caitou to the battle, so I had to find a way to seek help from others, and I gave a full answer to my doubts.

"According to the provisions of the Earth Alliance Military Services Law. Non-military personnel are not allowed to enter the military territory, otherwise there will be no mercy, even family members must be led by soldiers to act within certain specific ranges, and no non-combat-ready personnel are allowed on the warship, otherwise there will be no mercy. ”

"So, it's basically impossible for me to go on the expedition with Caitou??"

"It's not basically impossible, it's absolutely impossible." The little guest seriously corrected my misunderstanding, and he stared at me with curiosity on his face, "How do you know that Ah Ji is going to go on an expedition?" I hadn't heard him say it, did he tell you? ”

"Probably, I don't remember," I tugged at my hair irritably, my expression already occupied the upper part of the 'embarrassment', "Is there anything you can do if I want to go with the troops??" ”

"Are you crazy?" He glared at me fiercely, his expression was purely disdainful of a nonsense psychopath, "The current war is not as good as your time, grabbing dozens of bullets at a time, and fighting a dry ...... one shot, and a modern warship can blow up an asteroid with a single cannon, and you are not even qualified to be dust." ”

"I know, I haven't seen a pig run or eaten pork. There are so many sci-fi interstellar war movies in the 21st century, and I haven't seen it, but the little guest ......" held his arm and stared at those gentle eyes seriously, my expression was serious and solemn, "I have to go to the expedition, I originally wanted him to take me on the battleship, since it doesn't work, then don't tell him!" ”

"Why?" There was a clear refusal in his eyes, "You're crazy." ”

"Just when I'm crazy, you also know how many pounds and taels I have, instead of letting him know that he has no intention of fighting, let's take care of ourselves, don't worry, I'll be fine, don't forget that I'm just a spirit body, even if I am blown to ashes, I can be reunited and resurrected."

"But ......."

"Don't be a little guest, don't you know me? If it weren't for the reason why I had to go, how could I beg to rush to ......the front line with my personality who was so afraid of death, *Xiao is the same as Caitou, if I knew my intentions, I would definitely do everything I could to stop it, Lu Lu and the lamb are too big, and they will definitely leak it to their master and eldest brother to know, Sydney is too simple, and the only one who can help me now is you, Xiaoke, please, please. ”

“……！” Staring at my pleading gaze tightly, his eyes were a little complicated, and he sighed silently for a long time, "If you want me to help you, you can do it." There are two conditions, though. ”

"You say, you say, as long as I can do it, I will definitely agree."

"First, tell me why you have to go with me."

"Gah?"

"Reason?!" He repeated emphatically, his gaze unwavering, "As long as I feel that it is necessary, I will help you." ”

“……！” pursed my lips and thought for a while, I gritted my teeth, yes, anyway, I even said the origin, what else is there to hide, "Do you remember the box that I met Old Man Ye when I met him in Vivid Fragrance half a month ago?" He nodded in confusion, and I continued, "There is a letter from 3,000 years ago, reminding me that Caitou will encounter danger when he goes on an expedition, and only my strength can save him, so I must go with him." ”

He was slightly stunned, his fingers gently rubbing his smooth jaw, and he looked thoughtful, "Are you sure that's true?" ”

"Of course." I nodded earnestly and paused to meet his inquiring gaze. "Actually, I wrote the letter myself, and my sixty-year-old self reminded my twenty-four-year-old self to save the regrets in my life."

“。。。。。。。。。。。。。。！” There is no need to describe how dull and blank his expression is, and after a long time, he sighed helplessly and smiled self-deprecatingly, "You are really a ...... Living Treasure! ”

I tugged at the corners of my mouth in embarrassment, not daring to take this comment as a compliment, he took a deep breath, resumed his calm and elegant smile, and pressed my shoulder and grabbed it hard. "Okay, I'll help you."

My eyes lit up and I jumped up excitedly, "Thank you, Xiaoke, you are such a nice person." ”

As a result, our first good guy card was successfully issued!

"There is only one kind of person who can get on the battleship when he goes out - the fighters who participate in the battle, so if you want to go with Ah Xuan, the only way is to join the army, and it is also a specially recruited army for this invasion, but most of these people are pioneers, opening the way for the regular troops, which is commonly known as cannon fodder."

Xiao Ke said this, but his eyes were staring at me tightly, and I tilted my head slightly, "What are the conditions for joining the army?" ”

"The basic conditions are that adults who have reached the age of eighteen and have more than ten levels of mental strength and physical skills are also more than ten years old, and the maximum age is not more than sixty years old, men and women are not limited to ......, and the mouth is not so big, and now the life expectancy of human beings is generally between 150 and 200 years old, and 60 years old is just in the prime of life."

"In other words, if your physical skills are less than level ten, you can't participate in the battle??" It's not easy to do this, although I've been practicing for so long, but the ghost knows what level of physical skills we have now?

"Well, although it's cannon fodder, after all, it's still a bit human, at least on the surface, it's reasonable, if you don't even have this ability, you're purely sent to death, so, you ......." He looked like "you understand", I slumped my shoulders weakly, this is troublesome, do you really want to take an assessment and try it??

"......, the database has just been updated, and the military has begun to recruit this 'cannon fodder', do you want to go and watch it yourself."

"......, yes."

He raised his hand again, this time but it slapped me on the head, and his gentle voice was as clear and clean as it had been when we first saw it. "And the second condition you promised me: no matter what happens, you must come back alive, not only you, but also Ah Ji, you are my best partners, if you can't do it, the next batch of cannon fodder will probably have Feiyi, Feijing and their names ......, I think you understand this very well!"

Slightly shocked, I looked up at his moist eyes, pursed my lips and nodded solemnly, "I know, don't worry, I won't give them the opportunity to be cannon fodder, after joining the army successfully, it will be up to you to help me cover for this time." ”

"Well...... far away, don't underestimate yourself, in fact, you are much stronger than you think."

“……？？？”

I looked at him with question marks in my head, but in exchange for his encouraging smile, I was shocked by goosebumps all over our bodies, okay...... Terror~!

The next day, I heard that *Yo, who had recovered, was going to re-evaluate the ability level, and I just wanted to know my own strength, so I followed along.

In fact, the places that give people special grades are schools at all levels, and there are schools in every district, those under the age of six are affiliated with the primary school test, those under the age of 12 are affiliated with the junior high school test, those under the age of 16 are affiliated with the high school test, and those over the age of 16 are affiliated with the university test, and those with mental strength or physical skills exceeding the 30th level are assessed by the military, and those below the 30th grade and over the age of 16 are all affiliated to the university department.

Because the spiritual power before the night was more than 20 levels, it is still assessed by major colleges and universities, and the grading and naming of the school seem to have not changed much even after 3,000 years.