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"Holy shit! Fatty, what are you kidding? "I was also shocked, under such a bright sun, you told me that the contents of an old coffin that had been buried in the ground for so many years were still alive? Aren't you making an international joke?

"Fat man, do I seem to be joking with you? If you don't believe it, there's still the sound of breathing! The fat man said to me.

I'm going to touch it and listen to it, who knows that at this time, the coffin board of this poplar coffin suddenly flew up with a whoosh, and then, only to hear a snort, a figure sat up straight from the coffin!

When I saw this figure, my whole body was suffocated, this is really a living person! He is thin and thin, with long hair and beard, and when I really look closely, I can even feel that this person is a little similar to Old Man Han.

"You still don't kneel down for your father!" At this time, the fat man shouted to the paralyzed old man Han.

The old man Han let out a painful voice at this time, I estimated his age, at least seventy or eighty years old, and now shouted at the old man who suddenly sat up in the coffin: "Dad! I was wrong, I was wrong, I'm sorry for you! ”

"This! What's going on? Han was also startled, but several of his brothers knelt down, and Han was helpless to sit up in this coffin and knelt down.

"Your father, in order to seek the power of feng shui quickly, buried your grandfather alive!" The fat man said.

Han cut the brothers, one by one, their faces were more ugly than the other, and Old Man Han kept kowtowing on the ground, and his forehead was bleeding.

"Han Xuan, now you understand, right? Your father did everything possible not to let you move this cemetery, in addition to being afraid of affecting your career, but also for fear of revealing the fact that he buried his own father alive! The fat man said.

At this time, I pulled the fat man and said, "Okay, fat man, we all know this, Old Man Han is a big rebel, but you fucking explain it, even if you have been buried alive for so long, why are you still alive?" ”

The fat man lowered his voice and said: "I just don't know, it's just dragging on like this, I'm willing to expose the shortcomings of this old man when you are a fat man?" ”

Old Man Han and the brothers of the Han family were still kneeling on the ground.

The person standing up in the coffin was just fixed there, and he didn't move, from this point of view, it didn't seem to be anything dangerous, the fat man stepped forward, pinched the yellow charm with one hand, and said to the old man: "Okay, your son also confessed his mistake to you, you didn't die in vain, your grandson also became a big official, and the whole Hanjiazhuang got cheap because of your grandson, don't people want to hope for Jackie Chan for the rest of their lives?" You are not wronged to die, in this way, if you are willing, the fat man will recite the scriptures to you now, if you are unwilling, I will also shake my head to the fat man, okay? ”

The old man moved his head slightly, he wanted to say something to the fat man, but at this moment, suddenly a thunderbolt fell from the sky, and this thunder slashed on the old man's body, the fat man screamed and jumped away, and then, I felt a burst of sawdust flying between the flesh and blood, and when I looked at it again, the old man, even the poplar coffin that had been opened, had been destroyed by this thunderbolt.

I looked up at the sky, this is a sunny day, there is not a single dark cloud in the Tianshan Mountains, where is the thunder and lightning?

"Could it be that this old man is still alive, this is hurting the heavens and harmony, so the heavens sent thunder to split him?" I asked.

"You can imagine that! The children can be taught. The fat man said.

But as soon as the fat man finished saying this, he raised his head again, and I also followed the fat man's gaze and raised my head to look at the sky, only to feel that the sky that was still shining just now suddenly became dark clouds, and the dark clouds covered the sun.

"What the hell?!" The fat man muttered to himself.

"You don't know, who else do you expect from us to know?" I said.

Next, there was a roaring thunder, and next, a series of thunder and lightning seemed to burst above our heads, this scene felt terrifying compared to the old man who suddenly came out of the coffin board just now, because these days the thunder seemed to want to split us all like that old man!

"Yezi, don't you ask us to leave, right?" Chen Qingshan walked over, he also felt a little scared when he looked at the sky.

Han Qilu was also looking at me over there, how could I make up my mind at this time? I hurriedly urged the fat man: "Fatty, what should I do?" Remove? ”

"Withdraw! Let them withdraw first! Let's both stay! The fat man said.

I don't know what the fat man is going to do now, but at this time, I hurriedly said to Han Xuan, "Uncle Han, you guys go back first." ”

Han cut my words, so he decided to go back, but this old man Han was lying on the ground crying bitterly at this time but refused to leave, this scene was embarrassing, you said that you buried him alive for the power of feng shui, and now you are crying and regretting it, what do you want?

Several of Han Cau's brothers pulled Mr. Han into the car, and then he and Chen Qingshan walked in front of us, at this time, thunder bursts, and the torrential rain began to pour down, and the two of them said to us: "Aren't you leaving?" It's scary! ”

"It's okay, you guys go back first, let's go." The fat man shouted, not that he wanted to scream, but that at this moment, it suddenly changed, and if he didn't speak loudly, others wouldn't be able to hear him.

Han and Chen Qingshan were helpless, so they took people back to the village, after they left, the fat man pulled me and asked me to see the grave we dug, I looked at it, my eyes were straight, and I couldn't help but say: "Fat man, it's all like this, don't you retreat?!" ”

In that grave, there was only blood just now, and now, the blood is pouring out! It's like a blood-colored spring!

"There's something down there, this thing is very big, and it's attracting Yin soldiers to borrow it!" The fat man said.

And at this time, suddenly, first a lightning bolt lit up the whole sky, and then, a loud noise, almost deafening my ears, I really can't figure out what is going on now, we dug a grave in the countryside, even if it is a living person, what is the reason for such a big formation by God?

The fat man pulled me, and we jumped into the ditch on the side, and after the fat man pressed my head and wiped the muddy water on my face, he suddenly threw out a yellow talisman, which bloomed in the air like fireworks. As soon as I saw this situation, I subconsciously felt that the fat man was putting signal flares on someone, so I said, "You still call for reinforcements?" ”

"My name is Mao!" The fat man scolded.

After saying that, the fat man shouted behind us, "Not coming out yet? ”

At this moment, two people came out of the cornfield behind us, these two people were completely raw faces, I had never seen them before, but the fat man became angry when he saw these two people, and he scolded: "You follow me? ”

Who knew that these two people came over, and one of them said to the fat man with a stupid face: "Senior Brother Liu, how dare we!" Let's come here and see if we can give you what to do. ”

"It's a big deal!" The fat man scolded.

These two people seemed to be very afraid of the fat man, and I suddenly realized something at this time, so I asked the fat man: "Fat man, didn't you say that you didn't reach the Jade Emperor Road?" ”

The fat man said with an embarrassed face: "I'm not afraid that you will say it casually, don't be angry, if it weren't for the teacher, I wouldn't have thought that there would be such a place here." ”

"You're the fuck." I just want to scold the fat man.

As a result, at this time, the fat man suddenly pressed my head into the muddy water on the ground, and then turned back to the two people: "Don't squat down to hide the qi machine yet!" Do you want to be taken away too? ”

When we all lay down, there was another blinding flash of lightning.

Through the light of this lightning, I suddenly saw that there was a team of paper people and paper horses, I don't know where they came from, they were paper people and paper horses, that is, the kind of paper people and paper horses that were tied by folk paper craftsmen, but they didn't seem to be afraid of water at all, and they walked towards us like this!

Almost subconsciously, I said to the fat man: "Damn, this is the paper man and paper horse of the people after taking away Chen Jin!" This is the Yin Soldier? ”

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