12. Your wife fell to the ground
"You are Zhang Beiye of 408." A housekeeper asked.
"yes, what's wrong?"
"How do you bring girls to the dormitory? Don't know the regulations? ”
"Two big brothers, I'm looking for a house, it will be two days, two days at most, you can help." Zhang Beiye said kindly, and took out the two packs of cigarettes he had prepared and took his girlfriend back to the dormitory, which was not a big deal.
The dormitory manager pushed away his cigarette and said solemnly: "Don't come with me, if you want to pick up a girl to go out and open a room, if you can't open a room, you will study honestly, and you can't live in the dormitory." ”
"It's just nonsense, her family is a big professor, and her aunt came to the dormitory just now, and she has already told us that Song Qian is not allowed to stay here, don't affect our work, and move out immediately."
Zhang Beiye reluctantly took back the cigarette, put it in his pocket, and said: "It's really lived, what's the matter, she's my wife, our roommates didn't object, didn't we pay for this dormitory?" ”
"If you pay for it, you have to obey our management."
"Or else?" Zhang Beiye asked.
"Otherwise, throw your stuff out." A housekeeper said.
"Are you afraid you're blind, do you know that many dormitory students don't live and rent out? We're transitioning for two days, what's wrong? Zhang Beiye asked.
Many people were reacting before, and the dormitory staff didn't dare to provoke people outside the school, so they turned a blind eye.
"You're young, and you're so rude to speak, don't tell him, throw things out."
Chen Gang and Pan Lei had already come back with food, and they and Zhao Dapang blocked the door, not letting the dormitory manager in, and they immediately made a noise.
"You students, disobedience to management will be punished."
Zhao Dapang stood up with his stomach and roared: "Don't fucking pretend to be forced, do you know that the right of residence is sacrosanct, we pay money every month in this dormitory, and Song Qian is also a student of our school, the three of us have no objections, how old are you?" ”
"You kid dare to do it."
The dormitory keepers are all veterans in their thirties and forties, and they also have tempers, and they don't take Zhao Dapang and these students in their eyes, pointing at Zhao Dapang with a long flashlight, and yelling: "You touch me again." ”
Zhao Dapang thought that they didn't dare to make a move, so he pushed him with his stomach again.
The dormitory keeper was enraged, and the flashlight smashed into Zhao Dapang's face, and Zhang Beiye grabbed it, and with a gentle push, he was pushed a few meters away and fell to the ground.
You must know that the dormitory manager is 1.8 meters tall, five big and three thick.
"I can't see it, this kid usually seems to be malnourished, and he has so much strength."
"Song Qian likes Lida." Someone muttered softly.
"What's the use of having a lot of strength."
"You don't understand."
"Let's smoke, you little bastard."
Another dormitory manager, the flashlight hit his arm, Zhang Beiye waved his hand, and punched the flashlight out, all of which were deformed, so frightened that the other party hurriedly took a few steps back.
In the past, Zhao Dapang covered his roommates, but now Zhang Beiye is protecting everyone.
"Security office, security office, ten people here, there are little hooligans making trouble, bring batons." The dormitory manager said with a walkie-talkie. "You have a kind of don't run."
Zhang Beiye withdrew from the crowd, silently walked to the door of the bathroom, knocked on the door, and Song Qian opened a gap.
"What's wrong? Wait, I'm not dressed yet. ”
He pushed the door in, Song Qian hurriedly locked the door, hid in the corner and blocked her body with her clothes, and a group of male classmates gathered outside.
Zhang Beiye was not in the mood to watch it, he wanted to have some wine with his roommate tonight, but he didn't expect to make so many moths. He walked over to the mirror and asked softly, "Are you there?" ”
"In!"
Then Zhang Beiye wrote a few words on it: Teach them a lesson, lightly click, don't mention my name.
"Got it."
A cool breeze blew through Zhang Beiye's face.
The three roommates were still resisting the two housekeepers, and the hallway was noisy and noisy, and hundreds of people were already watching.
Suddenly, one of the housekeepers raised his slap and stayed in the air.
Zhao Dapang thought that he was going to beat himself, pointed to his fat face, and yelled: "You kind of beat me?" Believe it or not, I punched you flat? ”
"His head is injured, if you dare to do it, I will smash you to death." Pan Lei was eager to try with a broken stool.
The slap of "PIA", the loud sound, everyone was stunned, the corridor was deadly silent, and even the air was quiet.
The housekeeper really hit him, but only in the face of another housekeeper.
"Damn, why are you beating Lao Tzu?" The old dormitory keeper touched his face and said.
"It's ...... You. The little housekeeper replied.
The old dormitory keeper is also a small leader, of course he was not convinced, and he slapped him back.
"You bastard, you fell for you?"
Then he was slapped again, so the two dormitory guards kept slapping each other in full view, and they couldn't stop at all, their faces were swollen and high, and tears flowed from pain.
"You're a light slap."
"Are you too old to have any strength?" Zhao Dapang said with a smile.
"Work hard, you can't suffer."
"Hurry up, you've got two less slaps."
The classmates followed suit.
The security guards who rushed to support were also stunned, and quickly pulled the two apart, and the little dormitory keeper suddenly came to his senses and shouted, "You old boy, why are you beating me?" I'll fight with you. ”
The old dormitory keeper endured the pain and spat at him, "You bastard, you hit me first." ”
Zhang Beiye took advantage of the chaos to stuff Song Qian into the dormitory, hide in the quilt, and then close the door tightly.
The doorman knocked on the door and said, "Give you a day, if you don't move out tomorrow, we will report to the Academic Affairs Office." ”
"Got it." Zhang Beiye replied.
Zhao Dapang put the food on the table, "What happened just now?" Evil, huh? ”
"You really believe in ghosts." Chen Gang smiled, it was so cool just now.
"It's too evil, two stupid X's actually started a fight by themselves." Pan Lei said with a smile.
Everyone poured beer and picked up the cups, Pan Lei was more able to speak: "Song Qian, no matter how you fall in love with our brother, but we are happy for him, I wish you all to grow old together, Xiao Zhangzi is very emotional, as long as you treat him sincerely, he will definitely cherish you more." ”
Zhao Dapang scratched his fat face, listened impatiently, and said: "You talk nonsense, listen to me, this fat is so experienced, I know at a glance that Xiao Zhangzi is too cowardly, and he has never been intimate with you, so your relationship is relatively rusty, since you take the initiative to marry him, this matter can't be hidden, you have to take the initiative and let him become a real man as soon as possible." ”
"Xiao Zhangzi is already a man tonight, he used to be cowering, but now he actually takes the initiative to protect everyone." Chen Gang said.
"The whole school will know about the marriage tomorrow, and those people should be dead." Zhao Dapang comforted.
He was the most seriously injured tonight, but he didn't know that these people were no ordinary little rascals.
The brothers are naturally good words for assists, Song Qian's little face turned red, and she didn't know what to say.
After all, her idea was to let Zhang Beiye save herself, and it was impossible to have deep feelings in two days, so she could only reply: "Thank you, I will be his wife." ”
In the humble environment of the dormitory, everyone gets drunk for an inexplicable marriage.
Zhang Beiye has no sense of happiness, he is preoccupied, and he gets drunk easily, Song Qian doesn't drink much, fetchs water to help him wipe his face and feet, and he really looks like a little daughter-in-law.
"Kitano, don't sleep too deeply at night." Song Qian reminded.
"Well, don't worry, it's okay."
Zhang Beiye decided not to enter the deep dream tonight, and had to look at Song Qian, so as not to scare his classmates in the middle of the night.
Pan Lei was a little puzzled and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"She has nightmares all the time."
"Then you go sleep with her."
"It's not convenient in the dormitory."
"Didn't we sleep together at all?" Pan Lei asked.
"Sleep your sleep!"
"If you take me for her at night, I'll kick you off." Pan Lei warned worriedly.
As soon as Zhang Beiye squinted his eyes, he involuntarily fell into a deep sleep.
"You have a cold again, huh? Why is there so much ice on your body? Pan Lei asked in a daze, but Zhang Beiye did not answer.
At about three o'clock in the morning, a loud noise woke Zhao Dapang out of bed, and through the moonlight through the window, he saw that Song Qian's bed was empty.
, she fell from the second floor, the four rooms are all sleeping on the second floor, the first floor is a desk, obviously there is a railing.
"Xiao Zhangzi, Xiao Zhangzi, your wife fell to the ground." Zhao Dapang shouted.
Zhang Beiye was indifferent, but woke up Pan Lei and Chen Gang.