Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Strange Members
Tian Jiang is also a talent, in order to take revenge on Yun Xin, he actually found a painter, and through her description, the painter drew a sketch of Yun Xin.
Yun Xin stood in front of his sketch photo, couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction, and praised without reservation, "The painter is not a painter, he actually painted me more beautiful and younger than a real person, and I can't imagine that I am a waste material otaku, but in Tian Jiang's eyes, I am such an otherworldly beauty." ”
Xu Banxian couldn't help but roll his eyes, and couldn't help but say, "Boss, don't you want to be faced, do you praise yourself so much?" ”
Yun Xin pointed to his sketch and asked, "Don't you think the painting is beautiful?" ”
Xu Banxian asked rhetorically, "Boss, if I tell the truth, will you deduct my rations?" ”
"How so!" Yun Xin looked at Xu Banxian with a smile on his face and said, "I'm not such a stingy person. ”
Xu Banxian believed that it was true, so he looked at Yun Xin's sketch carefully, and then looked at Yun Xin himself, and finally he touched his chin and thought, "Boss, let me tell you the truth, this sketch is really beautiful, but no matter how you look at it, you feel that this painting is not you at all." ”
Yun Xin glanced at Xu Banxian unhappily, and said coldly, "Deduct your dog food for a month." ”
Xu Banxian suddenly looked at Yun Xin with a sad face, "Boss, don't wait like this, I'm just telling the truth, it's what you said that you are not stingy, why do you still deduct my dog food, ahhh ”
Yun Xin thought seriously for a while, "Did I say something like this?" ”
"Boss, you said it, don't believe it, you ask Xiaofeng." Xu Banxian pressed the last straw on Xiao Feng.
Yun Xin smiled, "Half Immortal, you are dreaming in broad daylight, and you haven't woken up yet, Xiaofeng has gone home to arrange his friends." ”
Xu Banxian then remembered that Xiao Feng hadn't come back yet, and no one had testified to him, so he looked at Yun Xin pitifully, "Boss, I take back what I just said, you don't deduct my dog food, ahhh ”
Yun Xin shook his head, "Half-immortal, have you ever seen the saliva that you spit out and the reason for licking it back?" ”
Xu Banxian also fought hard for the rations, "Boss, otherwise, I'll spit on the spot and lick it back." ”
Yun Xin felt disgusted when he thought of that picture, and hurriedly stopped, "Don't, half-immortal, I won't deduct your dog food, and you won't demonstrate it live." ”
Xu Banxian couldn't help but praise Yun Xin, "Boss, you are the best, boss, you are the most beautiful." Then Xu Banxian muttered in his heart, Boss, you are a stingy ghost! Women are complex animals.
Suddenly, a team of mercenaries walked towards Yun Xin and Xu Banxian, and they took the 10 million bounty task and Yun Xin's sketch photo and asked Yun Xin and Xu Banxian, "Do you see this 'big fat sheep' with a reward of 10 million again?" ”
Yun Xin looked at his sketch carefully, then thought for a while, coughed twice, pressed his throat and pointed in a direction casually, "I have seen this person, it seems to be in the business district at this time." ”
"Thank you, beauty." The leader thanked Yun Xin, and then beckoned his friends to hurry to the business district.
Seeing this scene, Xu Banxian couldn't help laughing, and he couldn't hold back for a while, so he said what was in his heart. "Boss, I'll just say, that sketch is not you at all, you are not disguised now, people walk in front of you with your sketch and don't recognize you, haha."
Yun Xin's face is stinky, why is she looking at Xu Banxian so unpleasantly now? What should I do, do I beat a half-immortal or not?
At this moment, the person who originally asked Yun Xin if he saw the 'Big Fat Sheep' with a reward of 10 million yuan passed by Yun Xin, and he hadn't gone far, when suddenly, with a 'huh' sound, he turned around and hurriedly shouted to Yun Xin, "Beauty, wait a minute, I look at you very familiarly." ”
Yun Xin was also angry, what kind of eyes did this guy have, the 'big fat sheep' with a reward of 10 million was in front of him, he actually took Yun Xin's sketch photo but couldn't recognize it, and he also asked Yun Xin about Yun Xin's whereabouts, his brain was sick, so Yun Xin kindly told this person, "Nonsense, of course you look familiar, I am the 'big fat sheep' who was rewarded with 10 million." ”
The man looked Yun Xin up and down, and then looked at the sketch photo of Yun Xin with a reward of 10 million 'big fat sheep' in his hand, shook his head, and denied, "I just had that 0.0000001 seconds, I seemed to have the illusion that you were Yun Xin who was rewarded with 10 million, and now you are said by a beautiful woman, and then you compare it so carefully, you are not." ”
Saying that, no matter how Yun Xin reacted, the supernatural person turned around and left without hesitation, and then the individual began to talk nonsense.
- "Captain, I'll just say, how can she be the 'big fat sheep' who has been rewarded with tens of millions, if it is really Yun Xin, she must be hiding there now, how can she swagger down the street, now except for the mercenaries who go out, all the mercenary members of the basic Red Sun Base are looking for Yun Xin." ”
- "Captain, I think this woman may be in her right mind. ”
- "Don't worry about that nervousness, let's hurry up and catch Yunxin now, 10 million points, and when the time comes, we can exchange food and water from the official, we can also change into good weapons, and we can live in the Doomsday Base Villa, and when the time comes, we will have everything." ”
- "What the captain said was, let's get out of here. ”
Hearing them say this, Yun Xin was about to jump up in anger, and she pointed to the distant backs of the group of people and scolded, "You blind bastards, just because you are blind, you missed a reward of 10 million yuan, and you deserve to be poor for the rest of your life." Half-immortal, don't stop me, I'm going to kill this blind fool. ”
Xu Banxian stood beside Yun Xin, touching his head and unable to find the direction, "Boss, I didn't stop you." ”
Yun Xin glanced at Xu Banxian and said coldly, "You don't know how to stop me?" ”
Xu Banxian understood, and hurriedly stopped in front of Yun Xin, "Boss, don't go, you go, aren't you a sheep in the tiger's mouth." ”
Yun Xin asked coldly, "How do you know that I am a sheep in the mouth of a tiger, instead of beating them to cry and call their mother." ”
Xu Banxian thought for a while, and replied very honestly, "Boss, there are seventeen or eighteen of them, and if you run alone, won't you throw yourself into the net and fall into the tiger's mouth?" ”
Yun Xin looked at Xu Banxian with an indifferent face and praised, "Banxian, your idiom is superb, come on, the future depends on you." ”
Saying that, Yun Xin turned around and left with some anger.
Xu Banxian looked at Yun Xin's back and couldn't help muttering, "Did I say something wrong again?" Boss, is this angry again? Hey, Master, you're right, a woman's heart is a needle, and an angry woman is a tiger. ”
Seeing that Yun Xin was walking farther and farther, without waiting for him, Xu Banxian hurriedly chased Yun Xin, shouting while chasing, "Boss, wait for me." ”
Yun Xin and Xu Banxian came to the gate of the base first, as long as Xiao Feng arranged his little friends, he would come to gather with Yun Xin to go out of the base to practice, and by the way, Taobao.
In view of the fact that Yun Xin is now the 'big fat sheep' in everyone's eyes, Yun Xin arranged for Xu Banxian to go to the mercenary hall to pick up the task in the mercenary hall in the name of the mercenary team.
Yun Xin was standing at the door now idle, so he asked Xu Banxian, "Banxian, what tasks have you taken on for our foodie team?" ”
Xu Banxian took out the task list from his backpack, and said to Yun Xin one by one, "Boss, our mercenary team is not D-level, so I went to take on a lot of C-level tasks, and there are some high reward tasks with no limit to level, you look at this chapter, the bonus is 10,000 points, you look at this task again, the reward is as high as 100,000 points, and you look at this chapter without limiting the level reward, 10 million points." ”
Yun Xin looked at the reward of 1,500 points, and couldn't help but punch Xu Banxian on the head, "Do you only look at the bonus when you take the task, not the content of the task?" ”
Xu Banxian thought for a while and asked rhetorically, "Boss, with our strength, to complete these tasks in minutes, is it still necessary to look at the content of the tasks?" ”
Yun Xin took the task list with a reward of 10 million and asked, "Half Immortal, do you want to arrest me in exchange for a reward of 10 million?" ”
Xu Banxian hurriedly snatched back the 10 million bounty task list, hid it in his arms, and said with a blushing face and a heartbeat, "Boss, isn't this just in case, if we go out to complete the task this time, you will burp accidentally and leave some inheritance to us these little brothers who followed you from birth to death, so that you will die, and Xiaofeng and I will always remember you because of this 10 million bonus, you see how good." ”
Yun Xin's small universe 'Peng' burst out instantly, and she shouted at Xu Banxian word by word, "Xu, half, immortal." ”
Xu Banxian hurriedly put on a good attitude and apologized very sincerely, "Boss, it's easy to get wrinkles when you're angry, I suggest that you take a deep breath now, exhale, take a deep breath, exhale deeply, breathe deeply, vomit blood, and then release what I just said as a fart, in this way, your anger will disappear, you won't frown, and you can still be beautiful." ”
Yun Xin kicked Xu Banxian away without hesitation, not to mention, for a long time, Yun Xin's leg kung fu is getting better and better, such as this move 'Soaring into the sky', Yun Xin used to be able to kick Xu Banxian one meter away, and now with the ability, he can kick Xu Banxian ten meters into the sky, so Yun Xin named this trick 'Soaring Heaven', which is to kick the enemy into the sky with one kick.
"Ahhhh
Niu Honghua, who came suddenly, couldn't help but whistle, "Captain, well done." ”
"Captain?" Yun Xin looked around, except for her and Xu Banxian, there was no third person, could it be that Niu Honghua was calling her.
Niu Honghua smiled at Yun Xin and said, "Captain, hello, I'm Niu Honghua, who just joined the foodie team today. ”
"You're on our foodie squad?" Yun Xin was puzzled, this one joined their mercenary team to register in the mercenary hall.
At this time, Xiao Feng walked out from behind Niu Honghua, stood in front of Yun Xin and explained, "Sister, Sister Huahua forcibly dragged me to the mercenary hall and registered her name as a member of our foodie team. ”
Yun Xin looked at Niu Honghua and came to a conclusion that this woman is very strong.
Niu Honghua didn't feel anything wrong, clasped her hands into fists, and said to Yun Xin, "The captain is above, please take care of me in the future." ”
Yun Xin couldn't help but hold her forehead, her road to the end of the world was not smooth, how could she meet all the strange goods, this cow saffron...... Hey, don't mention it.