On the way to Yuntang Street, I pinched a cold sweat and told Hua Qian a thousand instructions.

"Remember, you are Shen Yu today, don't show your feet, and don't say the wrong thing - for example, there are some words that can't be said, like this princess, Tie Li, Shenglong stump or something, and also, you can't get angry, you can't use brute force to solve problems, you can't say that you can watch lanterns, and you can't introduce your detective theory of killing people first and then returning to the yang to the police in the world......"

Hua Yan yawned to herself: "Then it's like kidnapping in the play, put tape on my mouth, don't let me open my mouth." ”

"Yes, yes, yes, it's okay if you don't speak! If you can not speak, it is the best! ”

"Can I gesticulate, then?"

"No, it doesn't work! What if you don't control the strength and knock down a street pole?! That's not caught by Lin Ying or anything! ”

"Lin Ying? Isn't that the woman who calls you and keeps pestering you? ”

"She's a policewoman, a female criminal police captain, don't provoke her! Assaulting the police is a crime, and when the time comes, you will be arrested and sent to prison! ”

"Oh haha, what does a prison on earth look like? Is there also a chain of fire, and a hole in ice? Is there a scorpion pit, a red soldering iron? Is there a big oil pan that fries people? ”

“…… No, it's a very sturdy house, with iron railings, which locks you inside, eats and stays, and doesn't let you go out. ”

"The welfare of the world is so good, do you still care about food and shelter? We don't care about food in the dungeon there......"

"The prisoners aren't starving to death?"

"If you don't starve, they can kill each other, and what is killed becomes food—the same kind of meat is particularly unpalatable, have you ever eaten it?"

"Nope! Stop it! I almost went crazy, "Have you eaten it?" ”

"Hey, guess? - I'm going to say that you've eaten, won't you kiss me? She stuck her head out, looked at me with a wink, and then deliberately stuck out half of her tongue at me.

"I only hope that one day you will not rise up and eat me." I said with a sigh in my heart.

"No, although humans smell fragrant, but considering that there are too many delicacies in the world, I am not interested in you for the time being." She said as she stretched out in the car.

I was really a little impressed with her, I thought she was just a lonely stupid big man, but I didn't expect that she might eat people......

I want to slap myself a few big mouths, but yesterday I actually wanted to sympathize with this witch, it seems that the heart of the Virgin is really a big weapon to destroy the world.

Hua Hu saw that I was frightened by her, and for some reason she was still proud, she bared her teeth at me for a while, grinned at me for a while, and after a while she sucked her nose and licked saliva at me, making it look like she was going to eat people, which scared me several times and almost collided with the car in front of me.

"Can you live in peace! I'm driving! ”

"No need to open it, it's all here." She pointed to Yuntang Town, which is half of the modern community and half of the old street.

"Look at your old nonsense, I forgot the direction!"

"Honey, why do you blame me? If I were the woman surnamed Shen, would you dare to blame me? ”

"This ......" I was speechless. If it's really Shen Yu, I might wish she could make trouble for me - obviously a person who looks exactly the same, why would I be so casual with Hua Yu, but I love and respect Shen Yu?

I was still thinking about these metaphysical things in my head, and Hua Yan seemed to notice something, and she was also sitting in the car sulking.

At this time, Lin Ying saw that our car arrived and there was no movement, so she couldn't wait to come over directly.

"What about Shen Yu?" She asked me.

I came to my senses, quickly opened the car door, and invited Hua Hu, who was sitting inside, out.

"This ...... What's going on? The little couple had an awkward quarrel? Lin Ying saw that the two of us were not in the right state, and probably wanted to tease Shen Yu to ease the atmosphere.

"Huh?" Hua Ying's eyes lit up, and she grabbed Lin Ying's hands and shook them vigorously.

"Captain Lin, you are really like a torch! I can see the essence of the matter at a glance - how do you know that we are a couple? ”

"Are you really—living together?" Lin Ying looked a little blindsided.

"Don't listen to her!" I waved my hand vigorously.

"Really, he's amazing, born with divine powers!" Hua said with a sigh.

"Stop! I'm still a single dog, and I don't want to hear you two show affection! Let's talk about the case, this case is particularly strange, although Yuntang Town has died a few times before, but it is considered an accident. But this time, I can't talk about accidents, I have never seen a tool that can cut off a street telephone pole without a trace below-Mr. Shen, what do you think? ”

As soon as Hua Hu heard her ask about serious things, she probably immediately remembered what I had just told her to shut up, so she covered her mouth exaggeratedly.

"Teacher Shen, what's wrong with you?" Lin Ying was confused, "Why did it become strange today?" ”

Hua Fei continued to cover his mouth, pointed at me, and waved his hand vigorously. I finally understood the real purpose of this guy's exaggerated movements, she wanted to sue Lin Ying - I didn't let her speak.

"What does she mean?" Lin Ying turned her head and asked me. I knew that she would definitely be able to read Hua Yu's simple gestures, but she probably couldn't imagine one thing, that is, I could actually tell Shen Yu to shut up.

"What Shen Yu means is that she doesn't want to speak, so ask me to say it for her." I hurried to play the round.

“…… Tell me, what's going on? - Mr. Shen, do you want to take a look at the scene, these poles are really strange. ”

Hua Qi suddenly looked at me pitifully. I thought to myself, let her see it? Whatever you look, she knocked it down.

Knowing the answer but not being able to tell it is sometimes more painful.

I had no choice but to give Hua Hu a look and motioned for her to listen to my arrangement.

Hua Wei nodded, and she followed my ass with a low brow like a little girl. The two of us walked one after the other, towards the farthest pole.

I deliberately slowed down, fell behind Lin Ying, and then looked back at Hua Ying.

"Think about what to say!" I whispered to her.

"Say what?"

"How did the telephone pole come down, find a reason that a normal human can understand, and quickly fool her."

"I came up with a great idea."

"What?"

"I'm just going to beat them all to death with my little fingers, and no one cares about it."

"Well, you have a point—but what about corpses? What to do with the corpses of so many people? ”

"Or- I'll eat all the corpses?"

"Please, don't talk about it......"

"Do you really think I'm going to eat people?"

"Didn't you say you were eating people?"

"When did I say that?"

"Stop!" My head was big, "Don't talk about it, cannibalism isn't too important, let's think about how to explain the telephone pole, right?" ”

"What are you talking about? Who to kill? Who eats man? Lin Ying followed us at some point, and she suddenly asked, startling the two of us.