Chapter 652: Why Be a Comedian? Bai Shiqiu's surprise
"Lao Bai, don't you want to say something?"
"Ma Li, I'm afraid you don't know, I'm desperately trying to heal my inner wounds right now."
"Hahaha...... Lao Bai, you haven't fallen behind in your sassy words. ”
"Then you see ......"
"Is there anything serious?"
"Yes."
"Say."
"Okay, actually, I've always felt that I'm not worthy of you, you're a good girl, I'm a."
"Get out! …… Hahaha......"
Ma Li, who forcibly got into the car, forcibly chatted with Lao Bai for a while, but the level of chat between the two of them is just right on the drama stage, and the audience will definitely burst into laughter.
But it's all......
"Actually, it's good to find someone who loves you."
"Lao Bai, you're really good at talking."
"This ......"
"Forget it, I'm worth it, with your blessing, what else do I have to say, satisfied! Satisfy! ”
"This ...... I'm a big scumbag...... "deliberately, I didn't say that male word."
"Hahaha......" Mary was really amused.
In other words, Bai Shiqiu's guy is really enough, Ma Li is already very famous in comedy now, and it is definitely a very awesome thing to be able to make a comedian laugh constantly.
As for the big scum...... Daza ...... Big scumbag.
It's good not to talk about men.
But Ma Li still said something.
"Lao Bai, tell me the truth, do you have a little bit of thought about me?"
"Yes."
This is a bit of a bad thing, and when it is finished, the atmosphere in the car is very embarrassing. Bai Shiqiu blurted out a little, he didn't have a brain, but fortunately, he was relatively smart.
"My Mary is so beautiful, I'm not moved, aren't you a fool?"
As soon as these words came out, Ma Li smiled, "Lao Bai, you are still quite knowledgeable!" ”
"No!"
"Haha......"
Okay, it's good, Ma Li's emotions are also under control, and the two of them also hugged, saying that the feelings of the revolutionary comrades-in-arms will not be affected by anything, and Bai Shiqiu is even more assured.
"It's your time soon, how can my old classmate be absent?"
Also, that "Charlotte's Troubles" has already been filmed, and Bai Shiqiu did not participate.
This movie is already very good, and Bai Shiqiu has his own reasons.
It's very simple, in the previous "Let the Bullets Fly", Bai Shiqiu made a ruthless commotion in it, but he is not this kind of person after all, he can't be given by the audience, he can't just be a comedian.
In fact, for a certain degree of success, an actor can cause the audience to laugh as soon as he appears, this is an excellent comedian, but the price is not small, that is, once a comedian is stereotyped and fixed, it is a lifelong thing, like transformation, it is very difficult.
Bai Shiqiu is good at many types, and he is the top brand of Red Star, others can be stereotyped, he can't, if he is stereotyped, then the entire movie path of Red Star Film and Television is likely to be fixed.
Our red star is a red star, not a happy twist, if we are just a happy twist, just go all out and focus on producing comedy, then it doesn't matter, I can also do my best to make fun and be a comedian.
It's like he's ...... with Mary Oh, there's some.
"That, Xiaobai's matter, do you want me to help you say a few words?" Mary suddenly brought it up.
"Haha......" Bai Shiqiu laughed at the time, "I'm a man, I can handle my own affairs, it's nothing." ”
"No matter what she says, she is also a junior sister, don't go too far."
"It's nothing, I actually know some of her psychological states......"
didn't wait for Bai Shiqiu to finish speaking, Ma Li couldn't help it, "You really did it?" Everyone has a husband! ”
"Ahem......" Bai Shiqiu almost choked to death.
The two laughed again.
In this car, a man and a woman, just jokes and nothing else, it's really awesome enough.
At last.
"Lao Bai, do you have anything to give me?" There was a mist in Mary's eyes.
"Yes!" Bai Shiqiu agreed, and then said, "I'll tell you a joke." ”
"Say."
"There was a reporter who interviewed a well-known actress who was a comedian and asked, 'Why are you a comedian?' Bai Shiqiu seemed to be a reporter at this time, he was waiting for Ma Li's answer.
Ma Li instantly understood, old classmates and old partners for many years, there was something she didn't understand, but her answer was, "Why do you say!" ”
Damn, Bai Shiqiu almost didn't laugh.
People are right, this was originally a joke told by you Bai Shiqiu.
Bai Shiqiu didn't delay any longer, and said directly: "The comedian replied, 'Those fools always laugh at me, I'll count it, fuck it!'" I might as well take some money from them, old lady! ’”
With these words, the Northeast taste thief pulls the belt......
Ma Li laughed directly with tears, and kept beating him with her hands, this little fist is really shy enough.
And said that if a reporter really asks himself this question in the future, fuck it, the old lady will definitely answer like this.
Bai Shiqiu, who was whole, couldn't cry or laugh.
Is this a joke?
It's a joke, it's something that Bai Shiqiu left for Ma Li, so that's it.
……
Ma Li, who forcibly got into the car, got out of the car, and Bai Shiqiu was sent to this step, that's right, his old classmates will soon be popular, and they are all ready, it depends on how he operates.
Driving back to your home, it is naturally the villa of Dongshan Villa.
Seriously, after watching his work "Parallel World", he went back to his home and felt a little hairy.
This film was really ...... by him It's scary to think about.
I can't think about it, I really can't think about it, but when I walked into the largest inner villa, which is Qianqian's this......
"What about people? What's wrong? Hey, hey! ”
The house is so big that you have to shout, but it's really weird.
When I entered the door, it was dark inside.
This is not right, it is really not right, this is a villa is good, a high-end residence, unless there is a large-scale power outage in the entire capital, how can it be dark?
But, Bai Shiqiu is the master after all, he is ...... Damn, why is my heart getting hairier?
Slowly, walking towards his home, he was still shaking his wit and didn't turn on the lights.
Why didn't you turn on the lights when you came back to your own home?
He just has a judgment, and that is...... Will the two wives of Qianqian and Na Hao play surprises with themselves?
If you don't say that Lao Bai is a sassy guy, you can still think about it in this way at this time, it's really enough.
But here's what you can't think of......
Ahh
Suddenly, with a miserable howl, a person appeared in front of Bai Shiqiu...... Shinoreba!
"You want to scare me to death?" Bai Shiqiu pretended to be frightened.
Well, it was Shinoeba just now, but it wasn't him.
"......" Xiaoreba had a failed expression, "Stinky brother, why did you come back?" ”
"Can't you?" Bai Shiqiu looked like he didn't care.
"People miss you."
"Huh?"
When did this girl care so much about herself?
"Hug."
"Huh?"
Isn't that simple?
In other words, Xiaoreba's development is really ...... Tsk tsk.
Bai Shiqiu hugged it in the past, but he didn't expect it.
Click!
I don't know when, Xiao Reba took out a small anti-wolf electric baton, this thing, it seems that Bai Shiqiu bought it.
Bai Shiqiu reaped the consequences of his own evil and didn't know anything.
……
When he woke up, he found himself tied to a chair, this place was dark, but it was familiar, this was not his own hall, but what he saw was...
"Lao Bai, you can!"
"Brother Bai, you ...... this time Have you forgotten something? ”
finally saw his two wives, Qianqian and Na Hao, but there was still a big wall of screens.
The TV wall at home, but how is this place arranged in a terrifying way?
And, on this screen......
Sugar Candy, Honey Honey, Xiao Zhao, Derpy, all here!
"Senior brother! You've gone too far this time! ”
"Big brother, when did you provoke that lily?"
"Yes, Teacher Bai, your behavior has disappointed us, the child in the belly seems to jump out and kick you twice!"
"Lao Bai, you can be honest, otherwise, when the child comes out, I will run away with him!"
One by one, what's going on?
Actually, I understood.
"Don't you know that lily? I didn't even talk to her! Not really! "Bai Shiqiu, this is simply a wronged man.
But but!
"Lao Bai, you can lie to others, but you can lie to a few of us, hehe......" Qianqian didn't know where to get the feather duster at this time.
This thing ...
"I'm really wronged!" Bai Shiqiu hurriedly explained, "Don't get me wrong! I'm ready to deal with that little white! You're ready! ”
He narrowed his eyes and said, "It's a little late, isn't it?" Pity the fragrance and cherish the jade. ”
"......" Bai Shiqiu's expression, why is this like this?
Qianqian said here: "Actually, you made a key mistake this time. ”
"What?" Bai Shiqiu's face was confused.
"Remember what we said before filming "Parallel Worlds"?"
Oh, by the way, this movie seems to be about talking about the affairs between myself and several wives.
As for how to say it, I didn't say it.
How to say, I don't know.
What kind of thinking did he Lao Bai have, he didn't introduce it himself.
So now......
"Could it be that you are curious?" Bai Shiqiu came to such a sentence with his own cleverness.
This is interesting, the whole scene in front of me seems to have Bai Shiqiu been caught, and then he was forced to ask by several wives, cough cough...... Torture, although he has not yet been sentenced, he definitely has this idea, and all this is driven by curiosity.
In other words, didn't several wives understand this film?
This one...... Inexplicably, Lao Bai was a little proud.
There was a crisp snap, and the feather duster was directly pumped on the ...... chair on the legs.
"I said, I said ......" Bai Shiqiu was really speechless.
Everyone is engaged in acting, and some acting skills are really difficult to hide from the past, Bai Shiqiu just showed a little pride, and let Qianqian catch it.
"Don't be clever!" Woo on the side...... only to find out that she is also an acting school.
So, how can Bai Shiqiu explain it?
What can be said about the relationship between men and women in the movie "Parallel World" and several of them?
I feel,This problem,It's harder than the box office or something.。。。