Chapter 1 After Death
Yin City Soul Reception Center, Zheng Qian came here for the fourth time after his death to go through the formalities of entering the city, and the officials and men of the reception center came over three days ago, and the officials and men of the reception center were collectively on vacation.
That's right, his name is Zheng Qian, maybe his parents were poor and crazy when he was alive.
Yin Market is a place that connects the world and the underworld, and it looks a bit like the urban-rural junction of a third-tier city, with snacks sold all over the street.
"Given that you are dying for the first time and have no experience, this posthumous notice will sell you for 3,000, and if it were someone else, 50,000 would not be able to buy it..."
"Tell me who has experience in this? Yes? A few pieces of paper, you sell me 3,000, nonsense! What about you as the director of the reception center? No one cares about it? ”
Director Wang glanced at Zheng Qian and said, "What the hell is so much nonsense, if you want to enter the capital of Xuan, you have to go through the formalities from me, the three thousand in the underworld is about the same as thirty in the world, and you still want to do things without any money?" ”
Only then did Zheng Qian understand why he burned so much paper money when he was dead, and the underworld was full of places to use money!
He didn't expect that he would have to go through so many procedures after death, and if he didn't go through the formalities, he wouldn't be able to enter the Xudu, which is often called Yama City in the world.
Director Wang took a sip of the tea on the table and said to Zheng Qian, "You kid, how did you die?" It's all here, and you can't get three thousand? ”
"If only I had a idea of how to die! Who thought that there would be so many in the underworld, it would be more troublesome than being on it! ”
"There is a situation where you really don't need to go through the formalities and can go directly to the capital."
"What's going on?"
"Suicide, the person who commits suicide destroys the law of reincarnation and interferes with the normal order of reincarnation, so as soon as he arrives in the underworld, he will be immediately sent to the cold water hell and locked up for one hundred and eighty years."
"Damn, he committed suicide, and I had to cry for a long time when I lost my hair! Okay, I won't talk to you in the vernacular, isn't it just 3,000 yuan, I have to get it! ”
In a fit of anger, Zheng Qian walked out of the reception center and stood on the streets of Yin City, there were many businessmen, but he didn't have any money in his hands.
There is no order in the market here, you can set up a stall casually if you have goods in your hand, and no one will come to check the permit to sell goods, Zheng Qian has been wandering on the street for three days, and he has already figured out the general situation here.
He didn't have any memories of his life, this situation had never appeared in the underworld, and even he couldn't figure out why he suddenly came to this place.
Zheng Qian is not without the skill to survive here, he found that he is different from other ghosts, he can return to the world at any time, but he goes back in the form of a soul.
With this ability, he helped other ghosts in the Yin City but his wish was to help the ghosts go to the world to see things, but in the end, no one gave money, they all said that he was a liar and had no evidence, so he didn't earn a penny.
"How bad my popularity was when I was alive, no one burned me for thirty yuan!" Zheng Qian sat on the stool and said, "Boss, come to the bowl of noodles!" ”
The boss came over and looked at him: "What?" Are you rich today? ”
"Hehe, not yet, you can do it like two days ago, I'll work for you! You don't have to give me money, just take care of the food! ”
"You said that you kid, now you are a soul, although you can feel hungry, but you can't die of hunger, don't you grit your teeth and pass! I have to suffer here! ”
Zheng Qian said with a sneer: "Old man Chen, it's good for you, I eat white food elsewhere, and I get beaten as many times as I want, so you don't beat me, hehe..."
The owner of the noodle stall is called Chen Degui, during the Republic of China, he was in a panic, starved to death on the way to escape the famine, and people couldn't eat at that time, let alone burn paper money for him, so the old man has been staying in the yin market since then, and it stands to reason that he has saved enough money to go to Xudu for so many years, but he doesn't want to go, he is used to it.
"Hurry up and eat, I'll work when I'm done!"
"Okay!"
Zheng Qian finished eating this bowl of noodles after dividing five by two, and he asked the old man: "Why don't you reincarnate!" ”
"What kind of fetus to cast, at least there is a stutter here, and after going up, maybe you will have to starve."
"What are you kidding, it's not the same as before, it's definitely the peace of the country and the people, and the people's lives are getting better and better!"
Old Man Chen smiled and said, "Even if it's good, I can't save enough money for reincarnation!" ”
"Do you still need money for reincarnation?"
"You've only been here for a few days, and there are more things in the underworld!"
Just wanted to continue to ask, a woman in professional clothes walked up to Zheng Qian, with delicate facial features, short hair and capable, especially her figure, there was really nothing wrong with convex and backward curls.
"You are Zheng Qian?" The woman said coldly.
Zheng Qian nodded with drooling and said, "Ah... Yes... It's me. ”
"Come with me!"
"Huh?"
"I'll let you go with me, there is money to earn!"
Even if he has no money to earn, he will obediently follow the woman.
What's more, the woman brought him into the Laiyuan Hotel.
There are hotels, hotels, and inns in Yin City, in order to meet the needs of ghosts who died in different eras.
After entering the room, the woman looked nervously out the window, and then closed the curtains.
Turning around, he said to Zheng Qian with a blank face: "Can you go back to the world?" ”
"Huh? Yes... That's necessary, we guys go back and forth in the underworld, no one cares, the king of Hades is my iron buddy! ”
"You don't have to blow to me, if Hades were your iron buddy, you wouldn't even be able to go through the formalities of entering the city?"
"Hey, beauty, you called me here, didn't you..."
She smiled flatteringly, then took off her coat and slowly unbuttoned her shirt.
As soon as he unbuttoned the two buttons, Zheng Qian couldn't bear it anymore and said:
"Oh my God, beauty, if you're so polite, then I'm not welcome."
After speaking, he was about to pounce on her, but he was kicked and fell to the ground by this woman.
"It's just you, you still want to take advantage of my mother!" After saying that, she took out a mobile phone from her underwear and fastened the button again.
"Take this mobile phone, go to the world to record a fire video for me, and after the deed is completed, I will give you 300,000!"
"Three... 300,000, really fake? ”
"Dick Si, 300,000 is still called money?"
Zheng Qian made this woman feel very uncomfortable when he scolded, he stood up and said, "Who are you, and how can this mobile phone in the underworld take pictures of things in the world!" ”
"I said that I can shoot if I can, I underestimate the black market in the underworld! That's right, a moneyless dick like you can't get in touch with the black market at all! ”
"Why the do you look down on people?"
"This is my business card, do it in three days, otherwise, you won't be able to get out of this room!"