We stayed around the fire for a long time, Guo Fatzi looked a little wrong, his legs always rubbed against each other, held back for a long time, he said to me: "Brother Jiu, after I came out of my mother's womb, I must do three things every day, the first thing, eat, the second thing, sleep, the third thing, guess what?" ”

I glanced at him faintly, how could I not know what this guy was thinking, so I said, "Let's go, I'm about to do that third thing." ”

"Good, good!" Guo Fatzi's expression was relieved, he helped me stand up, and handed me the crutches.

I said hello to the old king, picked up a burning stick for the light, and walked to the left side of the cemetery.

On the way, Guo Fatzi asked me, "Brother Jiu, why do I feel that there is something wrong with the atmosphere tonight, and I am so scared that I don't dare to pee one by one." ”

I didn't say anything, but what I thought about was his words, the atmosphere tonight was indeed wrong, judging from the weather during the day, there should be a moon tonight, but now it was dark all around, as if it was a sign that something big was happening.

Seeing that I didn't speak, he asked again, "Brother Jiu, do you think Liu Jianping will come to us?" ”

I glared at him angrily and said, "Are you digging his ancestral grave?" Or is it a **** daughter-in-law of the bow woman? Do you remember to come to you when he is buried? ”

Being scolded by me like this, Guo Fatzi shrunk his neck, and didn't speak again, the two of us walked to a pile of grass, unbuckled our belts, and there was a burst of boo.

At that moment, I felt as if something was behind me, rushing past me. As soon as I turned around, I saw a cat all black, 'whoosh', running in the direction of the cemetery.

As soon as I saw this situation, I was very anxious, this black cat ran to the cemetery, it was not a good sign, I tied my belt, and said to Guo Fatzi, "Quick, go to the cemetery to inform Lao Wang, don't let the black cat get close to the coffin, if you don't do it, you will cheat the corpse." ”

In our circle of eight immortals, there has always been a legend that once the black cat stands on the coffin, it will let the deceased cheat the corpse. As for the reason, no one can say, it has to be said that the black cat psychic is a stand-in for the soul messenger of the underworld, it stands on the coffin, and actually returns the soul to the deceased. It is also said that the claws of the black cat are the bridge between the two worlds of yin and yang, what is it, who knows?

Legend has it that the more people say this thing, the more people believe in it, and I am convinced of this. Of course, this is mainly related to my profession, and if I had a normal job like a normal person, I would not believe in these things.

Guo Fatzi listened to my words, and he didn't have time to tie the belt of his trousers, and he spread his legs and chased after the black cat, and I didn't dare to stay too long, so I chased in that direction with a cane.

When I rushed to the cemetery, the black cat suddenly disappeared, I was disappointed, so I had to sit down with Guo Fatzi, Lao Wang asked me suspiciously, "Jiu Yanzi, what the hell are you doing with the little fat man?" Footrace? ”

Before I could answer, Guo Fatzi panted and said, "Brother Jiu, Brother Jiu said that a black cat came to the cemetery and would cheat the corpse." ”

As soon as Guo Fatzi said this, the faces of several people present sank, this thing is not a joke, if this thing really happens, it can scare people to death.

Lao Wang turned his head towards me and asked, "Nine boys, is there really a black cat running over?" ”

I nodded, took out my phone and looked at the time, 21 o'clock, there was still half an hour to be buried. In this half an hour, the black cat must not be allowed to get close to the coffin, no matter whether the legend is true or not, it is always right to take precautions. Besides, black cats have not been an auspicious thing since ancient times.

Thinking of this, I asked Lao Wang, Gao Lao, and Liu Ji to take some firewood and stay near Liu Jianping's wife's coffin, and I, Guo Fatzi, Liu Tiannan, and Yang Yan guarded near Liu Jianping's coffin.

After dividing the team, I led the three of them, one of them guarded one direction, I was afraid that Guo Fatzi and Chen Tiannan were used to it, so I said to them viciously: "You two cheer me up, keep an eye on it, if there is an accident in the direction of the two of you tonight, Lao Tzu will kill the two of you alive tomorrow." ”

Guo Fatzi shrugged his shoulders indifferently, then glanced at Yang Yan, and said slowly: "Brother Jiu, you can rest assured that I am doing something, I am afraid of the long-haired doctor, thinking about the corpse in the coffin, shaking his head, and letting the black cat come over." ”

I wondered a little in my heart, when did Yang Yan offend Guo Fatzi, when he carried the coffin before, I saw that there seemed to be something wrong with them.

"Guo Fatty, your TM mouth should be washed with women's Yanjie." Yang Yan stared at Guo Fatzi viciously and said angrily.

"Hey, Lao Tzu's mouth should be cleaned with women's Yan, your hands don't know how many corpses have been dissected, because of the corpse, I almost killed Brother Jiu's life, in my opinion, your hands can't wash away the sins with sulfuric acid."

Hearing this, I realized that Guo Fatzi was still fighting with Yang Yan because of the sealing of the coffin, I glared at them and said, "Okay, Guo Fatty, don't chirp and quarrel, the two big men are like shrews scolding the street, they are all keeping an eye on it." ”

The two of them glared at each other, and they didn't quarrel anymore, and a few of us stared around with our eyes, for fear that the black cat would suddenly come out.

After about ten minutes, I became addicted to smoking, fumbled around my body and took out a cigarette, lit it, took a few deep breaths, and spit out the cigarette to relieve the worry in my heart.

Suddenly, a very slight 'meow' sound reached my ears, and I turned sharply to see a black cat standing on the lid of the coffin, its eyes shining with a faint blue light, staring at me deadly.

I was so frightened that I took a few steps back, when did it jump on the coffin lid? I suppressed the doubts in my heart and raised my eyes to look at Guo Fatzi and the three of them, who were smoking leisurely.

I didn't bother to call them, but I raised the crutch in my hand and struck the black cat, and the strange thing was that when the black cat saw the crutch coming, he didn't hide, but let the crutch hit it.

What the, I've seen someone looking for death, and even the first time I saw a cat, I would also seek death, which doesn't conform to the rules of nature.

I hit it with a cane, and the black cat's body was knocked to the ground by me, this movement startled Guo Fatzi and the three of them, he asked me what was wrong, I stretched out my finger and pointed to the black cat next to the coffin, and said, "The situation is a little wrong." ”

After saying that, I walked over with a cane, and looked down at the black cat, it was lying motionless on the ground, a pair of eyes were still staring at me, I poked it with a cane, and it didn't move.

I was a little puzzled in my heart, bent over, reached out and touched the body of the black cat, the feeling of my hand was very cold, like a lump of ice, I was a little scared in my heart, isn't it? This black cat?

I couldn't believe my thoughts, and leaned towards the black cat's nose, which scared my legs and sat on the ground, how could this be?