Chapter 5 Section 6 If the tiger is not powerful, you should be a sick cat
On the second night after the banquet, I still didn't wait for dinner at the palace.
In the afternoon, he was invited by Mrs. Yang to the Yang Mansion in the capital.
I asked Xiaocui to send someone to Ziwei Pavilion to inquire, and as expected, Mrs. Shouyang's mother and daughter left the palace early in the morning to go to Yang's mansion.
Too was sent back very late, drunk. When he saw the sobering soup I brought him, he said, "Yunluo, I'm drunk and can't drink it anymore." ”
I held back my heartbeat and asked, "You are in the Yang Mansion, not drinking with Taifu and them, but with Yunluo?" "In order to stuff their daughter to Tai, the people of the Yang family don't even talk about etiquette, righteousness and shame?
"Well, Yunluo sang me the song that my mother sang to me when she was a child. She said, "I'll have a drink and she'll sing it." It's all sung by the queen mother, it's so good, I haven't heard it for a long time. "And how many drinks did you drink in total?" Although the amount of alcohol is not high, but when you are so drunk, you must have drunk a lot.
"I don't remember how many songs Yunluo sang, how many cups I drank...... Later, Yunluo also sang me the old Huayin dialect. Have you ever heard of Huayin's old dialect? When I was a child, I often heard my mother hum, and I will learn a few words to you, oh Hugh Ti Taoyuan is very kind, and the two are allied and live and die. The Yellow Turban is famous, and I patrol the small Peicheng ......".
Singing and singing, he collapsed in my arms, not moving, and a soft snoring came from my ears.
I sat on the soft couch with him in my arms, unable to move for a long time. For some reason, I always felt that this was not going to end like this, and that the more terrible thing was yet to come.
In order to deal with me, the Yang family deployed for two whole years. Now they are sure to do everything step by step. It's all planned in advance, and they all have their own purpose. So, this banquet. It's definitely not just about inviting Tai over for a meal and listening to Yunluo sing songs.
Sit until your legs go numb. I just called Xiaocui to bring someone in to serve the dressing and go to bed.
At this time, a palace maid suddenly said, "Yay? I asked, "What's wrong?" ”
She said, "When I got up in the morning, I obviously tied a nephrite belt for His Highness, why is it now a lake-green sweat towel?" ”
My heart was beating wildly again, but I still managed to keep a smile on my face and say, "The update is the fastest. I put this one on him. ”
After the palace maids were gone, I left Xiaocui, handed her the sweat towel and said, "Quickly and quietly drop this sweat towel somewhere, or bury it, in short, don't let anyone find it again." Also, go and call Manager Zhang. After Mr. Zhang came in, I briefly told him what had happened, and then asked him, "What do you say?" That jade belt must now be in the hands of Lady Shouyang's daughter, Yunluo. They will definitely be too responsible for bringing the jade tomorrow morning. Maybe the jade belt has now been handed over to the queen, and then the queen will use this to make the emperor decree. Canonized Yunluo as the concubine. ”
Manager Zhang said, "Your Royal Highness the concubine, forgive the servants for being blunt, if they just want the title of concubine." There is no need to make such a big effort, just let the emperor seal it directly. ”
Yes. If Yun Luo just wants the title of concubine. Indeed, it is a very easy task. Anyway, there are still more places for the concubines. She is the niece of the queen and the cousin of the queen. Isn't it easy to get a side concubine?
I smiled wryly and said, "You're right, she wants too much heart." ”
So she didn't want to canonize him first, but approached him as a cousin. After successfully removing the mask of indifference from the Taisheng people with a chanopa, she imitated the tone of his mother's speech and sang him the ballad that his mother had sung, so as to impress the heart of the earth little by little.
Now, she took the opportunity of drinking with Tai again, and I don't know how to exchange belts with him. Men and women have reached the point of exchanging belts, and no one will believe them if they have no adultery.
And since Yun Luo and Tai had an adulterous affair when they were drunk and unconscious, what other way did Tai have besides marrying Yun Luo as a side concubine?
Yun Luo must have understood the situation of the East Palace in advance, and knew that the two existing side concubines in the East Palace were only in vain, and they had never been too favored. If she had asked the emperor to canonize her in advance, after she entered the East Palace, the relationship between her and the Tai would have become the relationship between the concubine and the master. Then she is probably the same as those two end-ups in the end, just a dispensable ornament in the East Palace.
Now, she not only has a good impression of her, but also has attachment, and the reality of husband and wife. In this battle, she fought so beautifully.
Thinking that tomorrow there would be a woman who would demonstrate to me with Tae's belt and show off her adultery with Tae, I was so angry that I kicked over the coffee table in front of me, and the teacup and teapot shattered.
I picked up the antique vase on the desk again, and was about to throw it down, but Xiao Cui pointed at me from a distance and said, "That's Meowmeow's favorite vase, you throw it for me." ”
I'm sorry baby, I'm confused. I carefully put down the vase, picked up the glazed jade incense burner, and slammed it against the window.
After smashing several more things, seeing that the palace was in a mess, and the palace was full of frightened eunuchs and palace maids standing outside the palace, I roared angrily, "Go, lift me up and throw him into the bath." ”
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then under my murderous gaze, they hugged their heads and ran away. Some rushed into the bathroom to prepare hot water, and some rushed into the dormitory, pulled up the sleeping Taiti, uh, was pulled up, and then dragged into the bathroom.
I walked into the bathroom in a majestic manner and said to the palace ladies who were at a loss, "Get out of here!" No matter what you hear, you are not allowed to come in. ”
"Yes!" After saying yes, he hugged his head again.
I pushed Tai, who was sitting on the edge of the pool and was napping, into the bath.
Gurgling rumbling, bubbling on the surface of the water. Then a head popped out, and his eyes flickered, and he asked with a pair of innocent eyes like a baby born in the early days of Pangea, "Where is this?" ”
My heart suddenly turned into a pool of spring water like a snow lion on fire, and I quickly slid into the pool, hugged him and asked, "Baby, did you choke on the water just now?" ”
I didn't ask, but when I asked, he coughed violently as if he suddenly realized this, and still asked, "Why am I here, I remember where it seems to be ......?" He scratched his head, only to realize that he didn't remember anything.
I hugged him tightly and half-lay on the edge of the pool, soaking together in the steaming water. I said in a bitter voice, "Congratulations, Your Highness, you are about to marry a new concubine." ”
He turned back to me and asked, "Who?" Why hasn't anyone mentioned it to me, where did you hear that? ”
"Who else? Of course, it's your beloved Yunluo, you're already like someone else, can you marry her back? ”
He suddenly broke free of my embrace, looked at me face to face, and said, "Don't be kidding, how can I marry Yunluo?" I can't marry anyone. ”
"Why?"
"She is like my mother, she looks like my mother, she speaks in the same tone, and sings in the same tone, how can I marry a daughter like my mother, that's not ......." In a burst of ecstasy, I rushed over and hugged him from head to toe. I know what he didn't say was that wasn't it, wasn't it?
However, "Why did you change belts with Yunluo?" ”
He asked, puzzled, "What are you talking about?" I...... Swap belts with Yunluo? ”
At this moment, my heart was completely relaxed, and nothing happened between Tai and Yunluo. As for the belt, there is no need to ask, it must be the people of the Yang Mansion who took advantage of his drunken and confused hands and feet.
However, since the nephrite belt has fallen into their hands, this stolen stolen goods must have been planted. Anyway, there can be no third party in this kind of private affair between men and women. As long as the woman's stubbornness has been dyed, and there is the nephrite belt inlaid with gold and emeralds that the whole Jin Kingdom may never find the second one as evidence, Yunluo is canonized as a side concubine, I am afraid it is a certainty.
But as Manager Zhang said, even if she doesn't have any name, it is easy for Yunluo to enter the East Palace as a side concubine. If she wants to come, let her come, Tai will never touch her anyway.
Let them be proud for a while, they probably never dreamed that the move they painstakingly took was a stinky move that was so bad that it couldn't be worse.
The so-called clumsy is exactly what it says.